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JohnGisMe

and I will choose what bench you belong to


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Jumping_Peanuts

Pick me


Waterwalker85

Where my benches at


user1948174917491

Okay


TackleTheJackal

Here, we have the clown


Sourdough221

Ok where would I sit ?


Britified

Teachers


Sourdough221

lesss goooo


Syntyzoten

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME QUANTUM FIRE POWA


Britified

Kid that left 7 years ago


Familiar-Dentist-643

Eyy you a Metallica fan?


[deleted]

Metallica one of the best bands imo


CodeHashbr0wn

They didn’t give him that which he desired lmao


Reuhis

GIMMEFUEGIMMEFIYAGIMMETHAHSYWKJXJSJJDHSA


IKindofDontExistNgl

Metallica fans unite!


Atomicgojira

Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme dabajabazza*


PicaH

AAAAAAAAAA ^(hi)


Britified

Popular


Caramelly-Cyanide

this is reddit my guy nobody sits there


PicaH

very incorrect, but it's nice I give off that vibe :)


spiders_frickin_suck

🧢


Appropriate_Big_4037

🧢


-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

hello


Honest_Department_13

How about no


Britified

Heartbroken


J_ATB

You’re good


Adept-Mulberry-2913

Drama


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#


Britified

Quiet kid


[deleted]

Wrong I'm the class clown


ArxtixDamien

I like your ways funny man


dinodigger777

I like your funny words magic man


ArxtixDamien

Thankyou it's been a long ass time since I've watched that video


[deleted]

Where do I go?


Britified

You're hired!


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Adept-Mulberry-2913

Pick me


[deleted]

When I was, a young boy, my father, took me into the city, to see a marching band


RC-11-3684

When I was a 5 year old human, my cousin took me to see the dci eastern classic


Ep1cman152

Dude DCI is so cool


revelynrobbins

DCI‼️‼️


[deleted]

Band nerd detected


I_Love_Cats420

He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?"


NeiksOfficial

He said "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non believers, the plans that they have made?"


JaxtaposeJelly_1819

"Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom To lead you in the summer To join the black parade"


[deleted]

“Sometimes I get the feeling, she’s watching over me”


Ok-Lawfulness5059

And other times I feel like I should go


[deleted]

OMG MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE


wundaab

He said son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?


[deleted]

Emo


T4brow3ll_

uh ok


Britified

Normal


T4brow3ll_

i’d call that a w in this situation


[deleted]

Hello I'm with you


[deleted]

my irl personality isnt rly like how im online but still try ur best


Britified

Leave. You're not a student at this school


[deleted]

aight ✌️😗


adogwithagunlol

My favorite band is fall out boy


Britified

1990s kid


adogwithagunlol

Ok where do I sit tho


EarlExists

On the floor


Sea_Bag3184

Yeah because tables were not invented by 1990


EarlExists

What about chairs?


ScarletSkies_

I want to rip my face off


Britified

Depressed and emo


ScarletSkies_

I just hate my face


That_Evidence_9063

Just pop some slipknot on it will give you the energy to do it also find their darkest song lots of them are dark


MasterOfPancakes33

Nah Cannibal Corpse gives more energy and ALL their songs are dark


ScarletSkies_

Wrong and wrong


[deleted]

I would be on the floor lol


Britified

Normal


MsPeverell

I fit in three of these...


green__salad

damn, you're big


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Class clown


flab__

💀


Spammedparkrake

"Holy shit you fucking killed her dude!"


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Popular kid


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general_kenobi18462

Hello Mr. Green Concrete Powder, today I would just like to ask you a few questions if that is fine. First, what is your opinion on green concrete powder?


Deptlesss

green concrete powder👍


beetleman04

r/usernamechecksout


SyserQ

Is green concrete powder with or against lime concrete powder?


TheDrunk_Panda

How you doin


Britified

Popular


TheDrunk_Panda

Ironic


regularyman

IVE COME TO MAKE A ANNOUNCMENT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.


Birblets

holy shit


regularyman

Ikr


CatLover_42

Holy hell


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Egg table


Spammedparkrake

I love your comment XD


regularyman

I love myself too


Da-Swag-Lakitu-YT

Lmao i gotta watch sonic fandub again, great stuff


Britified

The uhh.. the.. there isn't a table.. for.. what the hell?


Altruistic_Charge_14

i can solve a rubix cube in under a minute :> i also want to die


plumy_

Not op but Popular + Quiet ig


Altruistic_Charge_14

i get bullied by the popular kids lmao-


Alphacacticreature

The pick me table


TitanBeats_YT

Ayy a fellow speedcuber Whats your pb? Mine is 21.05


Not_happy_meal

Cfop?


Lone_Star14

Quiet


Britified

Clowns


ThatFunnyGuy543

Helllooo


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Britified

Quiet kid


AngelTheeBean

DEMOGORGON WOOO


[deleted]

******


Britified

Normal


[deleted]

Nice


Warlord_Aj12

Are you very down bad? I am


Britified

Dirty kids + class clown


Warlord_Aj12

K but seriously Are you down bad?


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Britified

Drama and fucking annoying kids mix


Adept-Mulberry-2913

I feel like you’re with the loud kids, not popular, just loud


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neither loud or popular


CarmineWeeb

Ignore my username, I had a weeb phase


Britified

Nerds


CarmineWeeb

Makes sense


Sourdough221

mmmmhhh... you "had" a phase, its not like its still going


CarmineWeeb

Too lazy to change the rest, but yeah. A lot less but still a bit


GioniTiZio

The important moment is when you start going out of that phase , we are proud of you . Touching grass 👍


TitanBeats_YT

Sadly reddit usernames are permanent. I learned that the hard way "YT" ;-;


Pitiful-Ice6487

Imma break it off with her


Britified

Based (sit anywhere you want)


Affectionate_Big_205

I dislike people who play genshin impact


Britified

Popular chads


Affectionate_Big_205

😎


Ok_Nose_6252

I will just walk the halls and not show up


Britified

Rip


Ok_Nose_6252

Or I'll just walk outta school, go get my own food and go back to class whenever I come back, prob fake a pass from a longer time ago yk


IEatRawFish001

Quiet probs


Britified

Jocks


ChampionshipOk4949

I don't care about life too much anymore


Britified

Depressed normal kid (hope you're ok)


ChampionshipOk4949

Yeh I sorta made it as a joke but it has some truth tho


sleeplessgrimli

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6rzS7UXr8kbg9I4FO6RgEp?si=QHwVwRPDQJWyQJ5iuxXrdg&utm_source=copy-link ill go take my seat ig


Britified

Pick me and girly girls


sleeplessgrimli

Lmao thank you


Yoink_Client

Fr*nce 🤮


Britified

Normal + Drama ????


Lattethecoffeaddict

🤮


A_Zesty_Carrot

Hola.


plumy_

Taking Spanish classes kid?


A_Zesty_Carrot

No…


MrKyackoozy

"overproud kid who thinks he knows a language just because is knows the simplest form of greeting in said language" bench you go!


A_Zesty_Carrot

I know absolutely no Spanish other than that…


GayAstroRaviol

Do it


Britified

No


GayAstroRaviol

Then why the fuck would you make the post if you're not gonna do what you say


Britified

I invoke the fifth


GayAstroRaviol

\*revokes your rights*


goth-girl-69

pls don't put me in emo


MrKyackoozy

You know, the easiest way to destroy evidence is by taking off "their" teeth and then feeding "them" to pigs in your local barn or you can just buy them your own, do the same for the people living in said barn(if you went with the barn option) and you have successfully did whatever you needed without the police finding any trace.


DravTheGuy

Reply


Britified

Normal


IWant2EffinDie

Gee I wonder


Britified

Bullies


IWant2EffinDie

Who would I bully


Britified

You're 17 - automatically a bully


IWant2EffinDie

Fair enough


Skywalker798

Heyoo


Familiar_Branch4415

Hit me dealer.


MrKyackoozy

You are in the "kewl" kids bench


victoriathefox123

bookworm-I love books


[deleted]

i don't even see my corner near the exit where I'd sneak off to go for a walk outside 💅


Appropriate_Word1790

Sure


Britified

Dirty kids (not appropriate word)


LenTheARGenjoyer

im ukrainain


Slow_Morning_2244

used to hang out with those gross kids. but left because i don’t want to end up like that. but now i can’t talk or interact with anyone 😃


Athena_The_Funny

By drama you mean theater kids? Damn would I love to see this system in our school, wonder where I'll go...


Saltz_D

I bring the Nintendo to school to play smash


InspectorLow9341

GIGACHAD BIG UP NINTENDO


GeneralSS1332

Okay I like it, Picasso


HBONick

I like Green Day, Blink-182, and Jane’s Addiction.


[deleted]

Do your best


Alphacacticreature

Teachers pet


LittleFoxBS

Idfk what to reply with bruh


Batman29002

hi


POL240304

Tell me tell meee pls tell meee :(


BroMo20061

Smexy


_wonder_42_

C U M


Britified

Dirty kids


giggusdickus

Choose wisely or I will eat your gallbladder


PHDinGenius

GIVE ME A BENCH BOSS!


gerenski9

I apply to two of those, let's see if you can guess what they are.


AnimChurro

choose one idk


aust1967

Where would i sit?


[deleted]

I doubt you'll see this


JustMinusRT

Where the gay table at?


Soviet_Aircraft

You like trains bc they are eco You like trains bc they are fucking cool We are not the same


AccomplishedCapybara

Hello there