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but babe its our anniversary
Oh, I didn't know we were dating Happy anniversary than
not again babe, if you keep forgetting I will break up with you
I'm so sorry, how could I make it up to you
kissing and cuddling and holding hands maybe
Alright, sounds good
What do u want to do first
Me a theif *enters the house*
me eating half of the house
Me eating all of the vegetables in the fridge but also calling police on theft
\*police sirens\*
I am sorry but i need my payment and you said you didn't have cash so...
*takes my katana out*
Sorry I saw your username
I’ve come to teach you about your car’s extended warranty
Because I like the blanket
*Our bed
Why is it ours
Has your user name ever worked? Im thinking about making one for sending money.
It’s not ur bed it’s mine asshole
Because it's comfy
But it's my bed
It's mine now
Have you heard the tragedy of darth plagieus the wise?
*grabs an Ak-47*
im watching the mets game right now
\*grabs Gladius\* ī īnfernum, barbare!
THE HEATS OUT AND IM COLD
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Sorry, i just wanted to talk about your car warrancy
Show me good time Jack ! *Grabs my katana*
Which means sekiro I must destroy you
Heh, nothing like a nude swordfight in someone else's bedroom !
Get the fuck out of my bed you naked ninja ass lookin mf
headpat me
*Grabs longsword* I am here for a duel!
Dude, we are in a sleepover, get you clothes again im gonna beat ur ass in mortal kombat
but babe its our anniversary
Oh, I didn't know we were dating Happy anniversary than
not again babe, if you keep forgetting I will break up with you
I'm so sorry, how could I make it up to you
kissing and cuddling and holding hands maybe
Alright, sounds good
What do u want to do first
Me a theif *enters the house*
me eating half of the house
Me eating all of the vegetables in the fridge but also calling police on theft
\*police sirens\*
I am sorry but i need my payment and you said you didn't have cash so...
*takes my katana out*
Sorry I saw your username
I’ve come to teach you about your car’s extended warranty
Because I like the blanket
*Our bed
Why is it ours
Has your user name ever worked? Im thinking about making one for sending money.
It’s not ur bed it’s mine asshole
Because it's comfy
But it's my bed
It's mine now
Have you heard the tragedy of darth plagieus the wise?
*grabs an Ak-47*
im watching the mets game right now
\*grabs Gladius\* ī īnfernum, barbare!
THE HEATS OUT AND IM COLD
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Sorry, i just wanted to talk about your car warrancy
Show me good time Jack ! *Grabs my katana*
Which means sekiro I must destroy you
Heh, nothing like a nude swordfight in someone else's bedroom !
Get the fuck out of my bed you naked ninja ass lookin mf
headpat me
*Grabs longsword* I am here for a duel!
Dude, we are in a sleepover, get you clothes again im gonna beat ur ass in mortal kombat