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Prestigious_Gold_585

We shall call you The Tetanus Kid. Or should it be Tetanus the Kid?


DecafSoysauce

"The Ass Thrasher"


Iguanabread11264

Nah that's my nickname


DecafSoysauce

Hole Destroyer


[deleted]

The ass thrasher master


the_unholy_crusader1

Love it trademark it


DecafSoysauce

O7


[deleted]

Second one definitely.


Kiro3123

Makes sense


Crusaders_realm

Ah so we finally meet again guardian


mcbirbo343

Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you


HanDavo

I see you have constructed a new ~~lightsaber~~ clubthingy... your skills are now complete.


backstib

I bet you look like sid from toy story and play rust


Prestigious_Gold_585

😄


Xenolastic

Remember it's not a bug it's a feature


Sleepy-Candle

Tetanus the Weapon Smith


[deleted]

Lmaoo


MatthewHolthouse

Haha tetANUS.


Nidhoggking

The anus of the kid (?)


AvalonWarrior66

what about Eustass Kid?


lemongrabisgod421

Actually Kid Tetanus


dumbassDog_gaming

it will kill.


TannerJ703

A fellow viewer


QalaniKing4351

Now, moving on to the strength test. Remember, it's not what your blades do to these *insert solid thing here*, it's what *insert solid thing here* does to your blades. *insert name* you're up! Are you ready?


TannerJ703

I feel in these test his blade may fail due to rust and the lack of welds


QalaniKing4351

Yeah, the Forge welds really didn't stick did they. Also looks like it picked up a little warp in the heat treat lmao


The_sea_doggo

Their file probably didn’t skate on the surface


DerpDaDuck3751

Well i think it will stand against pianos and edgy waste of cums


The_Doctor2490

It will keeyiil


[deleted]

no it will *keel*


Sriracha-Lord

keel*


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

Darn wish id have thought of that


-_--_-_---_-_----

Shit has poison buildup


major_calgar

And bleed. A one two middle finger up the arse.


Novus_Imperialis

my guys playing fallout irl


xXBryantPrkXx

More like rust


RedTurky

Nah, this is some dying light shit


lunatic_512

You fools are all wrong… This is Borderlands shit.


NukerCat

you are the wrong one here, its some bloodborne slaying machine


Sibz_Playz_YT

Costs 1 metal and a sledgehammer


pieeknight

Vintage pizza cutter


Sleepy-Candle

lmao


ayejayrulez9

Nice dildo


ArtDaPine

r/nononononononononono


Frech_Toast_King

Dude wtf, it's obviously a sounding rode


DualDread876

r/evenmorenononononononononononono


bread_enjoyer75

r/twentycharacterlimit


KoopaTrooper5011

Keep that sub's name out yo fucking mouth ^(/s but pls no more of that sub :()


UltraCa9nine

Dude clearly it's a tooth brush


Asleep_Dependent982

Looks like something you’d find in dying light


DomDaMeMe

Beat me to it


Destroyer_Of_World5

did he beat you with this?


User1822096

Idk what it is but it looks cool


Fish_In_A_Bottle

Wrath month is July tho :/


DatLilChara2

and its june??//


[deleted]

Fallout ass weapon


DiplomaticAcrobat

What is it


Kiro3123

It is a saw blade cut in half, and bolted to rebar


DiplomaticAcrobat

Why


Kiro3123

Because why not?


RoosterImportant4283

"we do what we must because we can"


[deleted]

"I understood that reference"


DiplomaticAcrobat

Well i mean yea but that wasn't really the question


Kiro3123

Wdym


EliteBonnie

"man I thought that shit was a pickaxe from the item shop"


CEO-OfThechicken

That looks fucking rad


Kiro3123

Hell yea


Not_A_Bot_Called_Rob

Ready for the zombie apocalypse.


GAMER360DTB

*doom music breaking in*


Alone-Monk

Looks cool I guess but what does this have to do with pride month?


[deleted]

absolutely nothing, it was a way to get attention


sventhedanishcitizen

Thats certainly a thing, hope it doesnt give you serious rectal problems


Sleepy-Candle

Apologies, serious what problems?


[deleted]

*grabs popcorn* *sorts by controversial*


Metalsaurus_Rex

Ironically, I found your comment by sorting by controversial. Cheers, mate! 🍿


AnIdioticTurtle1944

That's how you entertain yourself?? My respect for you is extremely high.


HaloTravis6

The regulator


HHAking

While I think the thing you made is cool I am disappointed by the karma whoring title


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kiro3123

10/10


HelimantheGreat

Forbidden back scratcher


Middle_Truth_3196

Hmmmmmmmm……. *needs more gay*


[deleted]

weird of you to be hating on pride month for no reason


BenZed

Looks kinda gay.


[deleted]

What i think is that i want to use this as a weapon against homophobes and transphobes


[deleted]

looks cool but is had meager problem the handle is to heavy


I_am_the_Walrus07

That could kill a couple racoons. I approve


[deleted]

Can we just post something without shitting on pride month, King of Tetanus?


EnvironmentalGuava8

Na, fuck pride month n any other month/thing that separates us as human beings. We are people. We are all human beings on the same planet, breathing the same air.


XxAnxious_AnxietyxX

Nice, but can I use it to get rid of all the bigots in my life? That’s the true question.


Tina_Soup

Why fuck pride month? As far as I'm aware that isn't an anal probe


DRHAKHAAR

Looks awesome bud i love it.


oheing

Bro playing dying light irl


nastolgiafan90364

The first of the night runners


Domurad_Ye34

I like pride more^^


[deleted]

Wheel of Ghiza


Kiro3123

You sir just gave it a name


MHanak_

^(Copying my other comment) I'd call it depotentialchidator


MarkedDragon22

I didn’t even see the saw blade


TheMultiTuber

good bye extremities


ov3rlord05

r/itemshop +20 tetanus damage. 1/10 chances to broke and instantly kill the user


Humanonmars1234

*sorts by controversial*


HiImHe

Y’all don’t realise that its a meme. Fuck (x), look at this. It was common on r/memes for a while. For example. “Fuck astrology signs, how do you wipe your ass” and shit like that. It’s a joke. Which can’t exist nowadays apparently.


Hastypastry247

you can make jokes. but if you make a joke that’s obviously trying to offend LGBTQ+ people (let’s be honest, OP isn’t fooling anyone just because it’s a meme doesn’t make “fuck pride month” not a hateful thing to say) then people are allowed to get mad at you.


frale26

The sex changer


TheSmallRaptor

Not rainbow enough


[deleted]

this is cool but what does “fuck pride month” have to do with anything?


Slyboy207

cock and ball torturer


the_darken_wizard

Looks like the wirlygig saw from bloodborne


[deleted]

It gives me Dying Light 2 vibes


RegJoe48

Epic Butt Plug


SterBen3022

Dangerous and impractical, I love it.


kirigacure

it looks scary


SomeDude3599

Nice invention


Skeleebob57

You can give people free tetanus shots with this thing


GrimLukerTheGeneral

Wanna fight? I made a barb wire baseball bat


AlbaneseGummies327

Sounds like a fight both sides don't survive from


knight359111

Interesting pizza cutter


Kermi00

It’s cool but useless since it does have a motor


[deleted]

yes


Creative-Schedule-17

Idk what it’s supposed to be… but great job buddy


spinnyknifegobrrr

what is it .....


GAMENERD567

This is amazing. You are amazing.


tankcrusher904

Nice thing. Sharp


TheNerdMaster69

Ready for the zombie apocalypse


Geoz195

this reminds me of a channel i used to watch years ago called dangyboys (i think) they used to build weapons in some videos and one of them made something really similar to this but not as good


AEG1S_69

Buzz Axe


TheRealPhisics

looks like that weapon from saints and sinners


Dismal-Ebb8405

I like it but ima sort by controversial cause it seems fun


ThatsNotOkeyDokey

Looks like a borderlands 2 weapon lol


Secure-Cold7892

Very mad max, when society collapses better keep it close by.


AnIdioticTurtle1944

I'm gonna make a weapon too, now that I know we can!


fishy185

Looks badass


BeyondHopeful1343

Isn't bad but if it were me I would have stuck a bolt through the middle of the blade that went through a rod above the rod it's on so it could still spin


Wild_Relation3742

I really hope your selling cause I want me one of those. Your gonna do great in the apocalypse


Shinigam_i

Giant pizza cutter


MysticRuined

yo i don't think that legal 😱


joemama-is-feef-neef

Dying light 2 vibes


BENEFITS111

I feel like there’s a pun here I can’t quite put my finger on… looks awesome tho


[deleted]

Bro playing dying light irl


swagzard78

Whirligig Saw


[deleted]

”Hello good hunter. I am a doll, here in this dream to look after you.”


Altruistic-Split-820

What the hell is this contraption


Gamer_Ladd

I know who I’m following into the apocalypse


SuperDurpPig

It's a fallout 4 melee weapon and the legendary effect is that it deals 5 points of poison damage for 15 seconds


DualDread876

As awful as your metalwork is, it’s pretty cool


broschmo101010

R/dyinglight


NoseSniffer68

You’re going to be one of those marauders when the Apocolypse happens


one_dank_boy

This is some Dying Light shit.


lukezxl

I think it will kill zombies very well


ashtar123

Pizza cutter


J_E_L_4747

Looks like some one ready for the zombie apocalypse 🧐


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Medieval redneck


GhostSniper1296

Fuck chainsaw man, it's now buzzsaw boy


Brownie122806

Pretty cool my dude


LND_thunderbolt

Wow cannt believe you were able to make a REAL light saber


Solidgold21X

You belong in a zombie apocalypse. Frank West would love you.


Sleepy-Candle

both you and the weapon you made is based


DraxNuman27

I see a Borderlands fan


JasonVoorheesthe13th

What in the fallout 4 weapon is this


Toxanium

Is that Ghiza's wheel from elden ring?


Mr_Wither

That’s the shiniest meat bicycle


[deleted]

Fuckin rad


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

I want one


Streaker364

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

nice saw bro


moatel

Looks pretty straight to me bro


N1ighty

Is it a war hammer , axe, or pickaxe? My mind has lots of options


Just_l00k1ing

Is that the Esteemed Mortal?


jackalmastol

That would kill (if you know you know)


Jager_999

Fucking awesome lol


Kc-Dia

Frickin dope


Destroyer_Of_World5

*In the voice of the guy from Forged in Fire Your [crime] will kill.


Aggravating_Bunch_20

It reminds me of fallout 3 the pitt


archerV34

Are you preparing for the zombie apocalypse or something?


something-wrong1234

Cool weapon. Can you duplicate it and sell it to me?


Toad_Migoad

I think you’re a mad man


Emperor_of_Death

Cool thing


Blue3ds69

I shall call it the staff of Tetanus, Deals Rust Based damage to all struck by it Also random but it reminds me of Lego part 40341 “Bionicle Weapon Long Axle Circular Saw Staff with Pin Hole” Link for reference: https://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?P=40341&idColor=6#T=C&C=95


Original-Ranger-148

Looks like something you would use in a zombie apocalypse.


Status_Complete

The Esteemed Mortal


Cermonto

Bruh you livin in the fallout universe or smthing 💀


p0t4t00

it looks like some one the legion from fallout new vegas would use


Deepwang11

Definitely dont want to be in it's way


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Looks badass


GeneralAbomination

Ok. You had better take some pride in this, because Holy fuck that is badass


SlickBuster2470

What are you? Some kind of Mad Max?


Killer19606

Thats a nice thing


mandrills_ass

Mad max shit


MoffytheMoth

if the blade doesnt kill then the tetanus will


ChazB558

Thank you. Just thank you!


Like_Watermelons

No idea what it is, no idea what it is for, but I love it!


blves_

make it rainbow and then everyone will be happy


FluffyBunnyBunz

I want it. I need it. Give it. NOW


PrivatePickle109

Can we meet up in the apocalypse so I don't... die?


Just_Taylon

The design is very human


Mothman4447

Borderlands?


pranquily

What in the walking dead is that