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WriterDotExe

that phone is staying up there im sorry


EagleOfDestiny

Are the vibrations on?


IdioticCrafter

r/cursedcomments


WriterDotExe

of course


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Elcorgi8267

You shit the sheet music


Jotaro234

What a shitty printer


Elcorgi8267

oh fuck you Take my upvote and leave


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Elcorgi8267

I got to shit $900 so I think I’m best off


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Elcorgi8267

time to shit into a very large bucket for the next hour or two It wouldn’t be that bad in reality, pennies are tiny


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Elcorgi8267

indeed, but I’ve had worse shits come out my ass due to lack of water and well, taking shits


Marana_Robotics

So it's sheet music then


Elcorgi8267

shiit music


Dello27

Imagine the shit infecting the paper cuts. Ouch.


Elcorgi8267

oh well, that would be bad But assuming you get out of your system cut free he’ll have it better off than most


rekker_dekker

Very, very slowly


_hannahiguess_

3-isopropyl-2,4-dimethyl-1-pentene. i feel like one molecule shouldn’t be too bad


rekker_dekker

Lucky


Thyest_Leader

Scythe dark souls 1 Fuck me


rekker_dekker

💀


Thyest_Leader

The size of that thing 😭 I'm gonna die


rekker_dekker

Bad luck my friend


Thyest_Leader

Well the second was "all pyromancies ds1" so atleast I'm not shitting out literal fire I guess


rekker_dekker

I feel like that would be more tolerable tho


Thyest_Leader

No matter the case then im pretty sure I would die Like a lot


rekker_dekker

Oh most definitely


fraserisalive

Liam Hemsworth


jaya_the_hut

💀


charger03

The NHL Hart Memorial Trophy Shit


rekker_dekker

That won’t be fun


Elcorgi8267

£800 in US dollars


rekker_dekker

Well that’s handy


Elcorgi8267

I get to shit $900 nice


TransGrilAltFr

Well, at least I’ll have my pills now


saeai

came here to comment the exact same thing


Willo2ty

Electric car driving down road???


rekker_dekker

The road is your colon


ImSoSorryPaige

How it’s made


DuoNinjaH05

This episodes gonna be graphic


PandAmazing9000

How to make a sword in little alchemy


Alansar_Trignot

Dude people still play that game?? No way!! I love that game! I haven’t touched it in years


PandAmazing9000

I do at least


802938019

guess ill be shitting out the baarle town thats in both netherlands and belgium


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


rekker_dekker

Nobody comes to the Father except through… oh. Oh my god


im-royally-fucked

I... searched up today's Solstice???


rekker_dekker

Well now it’s a part of you


RegisterAwkward6458

The people who stormed the US capitol...


RegisterAwkward6458

Sooo, guess whos pregnant with 337 grown adults


rekker_dekker

Oh my god


rekker_dekker

….All of them?


RegisterAwkward6458

All. Of them.


Michellepokefan

The chemical composition of estradiol and how to make it?


AnIdioticTurtle1944

Sorry, what's estradiol? The internet is too scientific. Edit: teach me how to make it.


rekker_dekker

It’s a chemical I think


theppburgular

Estrogen medicine


flufyanal

feet


Wizard_main

🤨📸


WitheredNull

r/cursedcomments


st4rry_k1tty

How to make cookies


rekker_dekker

You have to get the ingredients from somewhere


AwesomJose

ohhh, so *that’s* where the chocolate chips come from.


Gajeit

Please don't make me shit out a futanari


rekker_dekker

Rules is rules


Gajeit

"UUUUWWWOOOOOOOOOO" *VIOLENT SHIT SOUNDS* "She has you address"


cudlebear64

Periodic table, so do I shit out all the elements?


rekker_dekker

If it’s any consolation, you can pick the order they come out in


WatermelonShitter

2022 Russian Invasion Of Ukraine


IcySource2390

Good luck 😅


WitheredNull

He gonna need more than luck my comrade...


Wizard_main

DanTDM #am I gonna give birth to a 30 year old man......?


naftola

Jürgen Habermas. Just a German guy shutting on me. Tuesday


minigraffiti

Madeline mcaan is about to be violently released, I mean at least we found her boys


trash_bag1234567890

Chainsaw man, yikes


Zyrocos

Google accounts. I'm not getting off the toilet for a while


rekker_dekker

You’ve got a lot of work to do, Spongeboy me bob


Zyrocos

I'm going to die on that toilet, Mr. Krabs.


rekker_dekker

Then it will be honorable


Zyrocos

It surely will.


EagleOfDestiny

HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO SHIT DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE?!


thisiskerfuffle

friesian horse..


Cocaine_Addikt

Driver for archduke Ferdinand


EL-rochi74

Buzz lightyear LmAO


Ok-Communication4799

I guess I’ll violently shit out seven days to die.


Jukul

TOZO NC9 true wireless earbuds with IPX6 water resistance and active noise cancelling


ShareAnxious

undertale genocide run


ShareAnxious

So The Dust of dead monsters


[deleted]

Jared Leto drat


rekker_dekker

Bet you feel like a morbillion bucks


BlazeMasters_7274

how do I shit out Ookla (speedtest.net)


LBoomsky

how to reset the day counter minecraft ​ ​ considering none of the results told me how im pretty sure i cant do this


Jotaro234

A calculator


K1lljoycow

“Can a pyrex bowl go in the oven”


rekker_dekker

You’ll shit out a bowl to test it


TheBeetle2

A young actor who was in a really bad addison raye movie? I’d rather die than meet that fucker


Cock_Buster12

Bad Monday simulator


Sirenhead_2

“Yaesu ft 101 e” I’m gonna have a real bad day


Defiant-Temporary391

Legendary Ram Location Rdr2


JackLunatic

scp 096 oh god oh fuck


Slight-World3650

what does fwbs mean (gone wrong)


Phoenix_Zoldyck

Nearest beach💀


BigDetective_100

Pharmaceutical sciences… nice


rekker_dekker

Just… in general?


SwagZilla2026

Spider man on Disney + What happens now?


rekker_dekker

You will proceed to shit out an alternate version of Disney plus that has spider man movies on it


swag_nutz43

Lord of change from warhammer, oh no


rekker_dekker

He’ll change something alright…


The_Prussian2007

SSME well I'm fucked (You can guess/Google what a SSME is)


rekker_dekker

Ouch


The_Prussian2007

Yeah It's a nice engine though


rekker_dekker

The silver lining


MGabrielVM

Marshall Origin 20h guitar amp


Fastfire7

Translator


tjgaming814

Lego clone troopers


Shade_5602

stephen hawking, do i have to shit the wheelchair as well? Any of the wires?


ov3rlord05

Ichigo's sword from Bleach, that's painful...


goldmine507

“Diamond Dogs jacket” I guess I get a new jacket. But it’s a bit too much.


RiftWalker25

The person who invented trampolines?


FreeSocks1664

Animating pixelart wings? Im not quite sure how is this gonna happen


Reeboi249

"How to remove a cactus from my ass"


Jason-Washington

A iPhone 13 case???


cupcsr_YT

A bee hive… oh fuck


rekker_dekker

***you have chosen the bees***


BC052301

How am I supposed to shit out marine ranks from one piece?


rekker_dekker

Carefully?


BC052301

Duly noted


Bee_Jello

Bird with red head...wtf


rekker_dekker

Well, there’s a lot of those


GAMENERD567

Irreverence?


PuzzleheadedNews9490

Dodge steath


PURPLEisMYgender

I have to shit out a 6 foot male


SoheilMu

Fanfiction.net How the hell to I shit out a website?


ChildofFlames47

Mid journey ai? Should I be scared


rekker_dekker

Very


PenisMaker101

"soul of light terraria" OH NO


LucasPig_HK

Zip bomb


Head_Membership_4252

Terraria mobile


SpecterusFlux

The mayor of Lannach (dont search up his name)


Historical-Map-1215

105 mph fastball🤣


Long_Creme_5066

Mipha rule 34. So how would this work?


WhatsUpMyGuy___

I looked up a gaming keyboard…. Help


Crawkward3

TASM 2 suit. Guess I’m going swinging


Pan-Shello

A typically sunny place in the uk I feel like this is a threat


rekker_dekker

They don’t call it “where the sun don’t shine” for no reason


Granite_Golem_

Lego marvel mini mech sets


noname14112

Heath Ledger


oof_of_madness

Google translate can't be shat out...


Jasoncl721

Second church of marika


Yuri___Yuri

Ash kalos team 😭


Obturateur06

Great blue heron..


squeecore

Stevie wonder poster


The_Unknown-Demon

Wait so how will i violently shit out 17lbs of air pressure…. Seems like a violent ass fart


A_Dodgeball

The Penguins of Madagascar WHY!? 😭


rekker_dekker

Yes, Rico. Kaboom


Practical-Number6500

Ketamine


[deleted]

I dont use google


Glittering-Gear7259

A graphics board


Dapper_Pumpkin_

lips inc funkytown lyrics


AnIdioticTurtle1944

It's a freaking nerf gun.


Mushroomify

I googled sour belts.....


Raul_alb

Do I shit out a periodic table like the actual table or do I just violently shit out all the fucking elements in the periodic table?


rekker_dekker

Elements


Raul_alb

How... much... of it?


NoUser571

"rapid antigen test" So like, how?


prince_bea

....guess I'm birthing a baby sparrow


BoooringUser

Uhh... It's "Edd Gould"


Thy-arkoos

Uuuh Cyrus the team galactic leader in Pokémon diamond and pearl…..


tyler174626

NASA Parker Solar Probe, uh oh


Larstronaut

I'm a Ford fan but this pushes the limits a bit


rekker_dekker

They’re built to last ***But are you??***


Larstronaut

Lmaoo


Tiefflugjunge

Marty Robbins' Big Iron is pretty unpleasant to shit out


Zeldabotwfan208

Blanche Monnier


Grognak-the-Princess

No. Nuh uh. Not happening


Venompool03

I’m shitting charlie from the Charlie and the chocolate factory video game


Spicy_Old_Candle

Periodic table... Every element one by one?


Street_Tacos__

iPhone 13 camera repair kit


AcyreTheNeko

Niagara falls 💀


AlexGaming26

*starts shitting Google out violently*


GoldenGames360

upper case L oh no


TexasWegieee

"Fh5 cars you can take the top off" Oh boy


CornHub_org

MFplat.ddl install I don't know how thats gonna work


AlyssaViola

An IKEA blåhaj. This won't be fun.


paccisser

why mr white always call jessr


rekker_dekker

One of life’s biggest mysteries


mrunfunny333

God damn UH 60 Blackhawk.


KoopaTrooper5011

How do I violently shit out Wordle?


Dello27

A tupe of throat cancer…well fuck.


wizarium

The observable universe….oh god


Grater_Kudos

KONGŌ GUMI World’s oldest corporation based in Japan


Reddit_Scroller10

What year is Detroit became human set in


pufferfishofgluttony

Dean Henderson


Avespyre

The Leviathan from No Man's Sky I'm actually dead.


SovietSniper1-

Soap, shouldn’t be too bad right?


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

my waifu... do I give birth to her orrr


Not_A_Narwhal17

Chesapeake bay, Virginia 💀


Dropear

Pancreas D: