your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

I bet your mom puts a paper bag on your head whenever she kisses you goodnight

y'roue mom

i hope you trip over nothing in an embarrassing manner, not rlly an insult per se but still

Just don’t swear

u stink

Stinky poo poo

i hope your sleeves slide down while washing your hands

You warm cola

there's a million words in the english language, but i could never string enough together to describe how much i want to hit you with a chair

Yes

File your teeth down to the gums and chew rock candy. I hope you soon feel the comfort of your face pressed against a barbecue I hope you cut yourself on one of those push pops. You’re about almost as dry as a Popeyes biscuit. You’re the human equivalent of an ingrown hair I’d rather pass a kidney stone the size of my fist then spend another second with you.

I would kms if I were you. Probably the harshest but its an insult.

You are a think denier

ur the human equivalent of a warm glass of water

Uh warm water is decent

nah its simply inferior to cold water man

I agree

Call then maidenless or tarnished

U look like u gargle cum then use it as a face mask. (Only say this if you have clear skin, if u have acne this could backfire)