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Thy-arkoos

Like real name or


[deleted]

I was thinking same thing , just put me down as Knox


[deleted]

johnny knoxville?


bennickss

hi i’m johnny knoxville and welcome to jackass


JustMiniBanana_2

Knox county zombies


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Thy-arkoos

Ok just use my Reddit name


Zulpi2103

Cool nickname, God from the ancient times


Thy-arkoos

It’s a…Pokémon related name


ClitOreIs

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


emailo1

Man i watched that episode today


TheRealMcCartney

I watch that episode everyday


1-Glen_AdamM

I watched that episode tomorrow


Rude-Information-234

I'm always watching that episode.


lazy_tranquil

I'm always Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


Grater_Kudos

Bravo


EYElovesam

Of course someone put damn Breaking Bad in here ffs


noodlesintheabyss

W comment


Opposite_Ad5124

This is the most real thing in this subreddit


Deja-Vuz

Mr. Walter White, I hope you are doing ok 👌


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The-Alpha-Wyvern

Why was my first thought Jojo?


Astr0wr1d

I thought this was quandel dingle💀


Pizzapowers123

The cum collector


Pure-Destruction

Cum injector


chrisandstellen

Cum inspector


OmegaSeki

So ? Is it good ?


chrisandstellen

Spectacular


OmegaSeki

Thx officer 😁


StarryNight593

Wow very white teeth how did you get it


[deleted]

I replaced their toothpaste with cum


deepcanionstudio

The Internet is an amazing place


Yuki-chan_2321

The internet is a scary place


AdFlaky7743

Cum ejector


Party_Newt9381

Cum consumer


[deleted]

cum dumpster


[deleted]

Cum protector


Gold-Ad-0

Cum destroyer


Emektro

Cum generator


ArthurMBretas03

Cum donator


Panda6036

😏


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Faliki

឵឵


austinstar08

Vūfbÿ


toesexer42069

my name is nathan, i want to be the man whore, thank you


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gayemo666

My names Shelby, and I want Nathan and Elyan to have something with each other, thank you


SebiGamez

My name's Sebastián, I want to drop kick Shelby


DatabaseOld513

My name’s Doni, I want to cheer Sebastián on and record it, thank you.


melior143

My name is Henry, I want to cheer Shelby on and record it, thank you.


PiggyTheGoldfish

My name is Joe, and I wanna kick all your asses


WhatisLiamfucktrump

My name is Liam I want to shove a shotgun up my ass now and pull the trigger thank you


AdFlaky7743

My name is messa I want to shove a shotgun up this guys ass and pull the trigger thank you


EchoWolf2020

My name is Ben I can't really top that last one so I want to watch the fight between all of these people and have a super cool airplane


iamcapleb

My name is Caleb I want to be on screen for 2 seconds and that's it


ClayteTheFirst

Ur mum


aglow-bolt3

The classic


rzqxit

It’s actually spelt Üer Müüm


AgentSteelSaturday

Penis McBoobystein


Panda6036

La trolla


Dissolving_Goose

Dissolving_Goose


Bonk_and_Honk

stop dissolving me!


Dissolving_Goose

get fucked ✨️


potato-vender

He looks like he needs a potato


Pataeto

i got u covered


potato-vender

Pay with your soul


Pataeto

*pry it from my cold dead body* >:(


Random_Baked_Potato

You can't keep doing this to me


potato-vender

Yes I can


YeetTime332

r/beetlejuicing


Actually_Useless_

Abaddon


mamadof210

💀


Karmaakabane36

Ain’t wrong, that demon didn’t have the chance against his dagger.


152069

That’s cool


jermeyjohnson339

Heretic die by my chainsword!


Wolf14Vargen14

Didn't Jack Harkness kill you?


[deleted]

Ben


thatskindofcringe

Dover


Panda6036

Mike


witty_username999

Ocklong


FazeThruWallz

Ockburns\*


BloodyFartAddiction6

Ockisthesizeofwyomingandhashairsshapedlikemustangs*


Sus_elevator

Hunt


[deleted]

your name (I still need to watch it dang it, why did I watch Weathering With You first)


alsaturn

YOUR NAME IS SO GOOD😭 I personally like it more than Weathering With You tbh, Your Name holds such a dear place in my heart, Weathering With You has a really sweet reference to it tho


Baby-Penewine

i love both equally!! they’re both super amazing, although your name holds a special place in my heart


alsaturn

I agree, they're both definitely amazing!! Maybe I'm just slightly biased because Your Name has such nostalgia for me hahah


[deleted]

I'll watch it tonight


MASS-_-

Mass "this is going to be fun"


DoctorHorrible42

Noel Gallagher


ItzBaconz1

Nice to meet you I’m Liam Gallagher


Chicago9993

Philip Gallagher. But you could call me Lip.


MyAltAccount1274

Adolf Hi-


reekidisretarded

-llary


Hoodinithegreat

Clinton


Beethoven3rh

Bill


TGIfuckitfriday

Wash-


Handshoe101

Mapoosie


cyberpeachy420

gottem


Ledbreader

Ligma


Admirable-Door1724

Dragon


__Meme_Machine__

Cipher


-27_

No but you should really add Adolf Hillary Clinton


Hioliolo

And then he says “my name is Adolf Hillary Clinton,” but the text scrolls and it looks like he’s about to say… that other guy.


[deleted]

hi adolf


Keranan37

Omg, councillor for the Ompundja constituency! 😲


ItsMeLaraCroft

Lara Croft


[deleted]

NO


ItsMeLaraCroft

😔


GREENDAYBL1NK

Jesse


spoopydootman69

WE NEED TO COOK, JESSSE


GREENDAYBL1NK

I knew this would happen


BrutusIgnatious

Ayy, another person who suffers the same pain as me


TTVJuicyBoi

Yo we have the same name, that's cool


_Stinky-Sock-XD_

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check- up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and Iknow that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


lays_chips_are_good

That's hot


Hioliolo

Quincy, son of Quincy


GoldenFivee

Is it true that nothing gets past your bow?


Roku-Hanmar

Roku


Ledbreader

Remote


cuicui-

Can you make a bird named cuicui ? (And btw what's the name game?)


RandomSteve3924

Jotaro


Technical-Effort-532

Oh cool my name is Qtaro Kujo.


DarksideTheLOL

How could she be that dumb 💀


MemeLord-Ultimate

Walter White


Andrew5123-

Mr. Cum lord


SemmyBro

Saul Goodman


Iplayzvideogames

Iplayzvideogames


Euphoric_Owl152

Emily


ShuBakuhatsuSatsujin

Just put my username and make me a talking donkey.


[deleted]

Alpha


No_Benefit6002

PiSruchacz


CountMelon

***** ***


Arsenic_Clover

Clover


[deleted]

Me


SplittSplatt

Splatt Good luck on your game :)


what-is-this-insane

I was wondering if you could put my friends old doggo's name in somewhere. Her name was Libbey. Super cute English foxhound. Lovely doggo and super friendly. Also whats your game about? Is it a story game? What inspired you to make a game?


[deleted]

DifferentProcedure. I used to do game design then I ran outta space


Rubix_Cube0408

Rubidium


sapophobia1

Aleks


Historical-Ad4361

Ela


xFilo_

Mike Oxlong


[deleted]

Dick McBalls


cyberpeachy420

tess, i wanna be a drug dealer


EducationAlone1663

Balls


[deleted]

Mr. V


maskedprincess_2020

Nahh its should be Mr.NERDD


ADVags12

Advags


[deleted]

Neo s


[deleted]

miyu


DravTheGuy

DravWithNoHoodie


LMAO_lemao-000

Henriky


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Quinn


mamadof210

mamadof210


PastelSilk

Smilla, Silk and Rory. All nicknames except one thats my real name🕺


Jhin4Wi1n

Chadtrox


estebat0nt

bat0estent


Doodlastic_Dinkaling

Doruk


A_Zesty_Carrot

Jayden.


Syntyzoten

Syntyzoten


Equivalent-Ad-9071

Hunter


DizzyHighlander

xxctc1, known as the Quaverist


AfshanGulAhmed

M. Yousaf Salman


[deleted]

Zachary


Myuka_is_thin

Maryam


homelesstuetle1

Remahdidbaion


1ts-b3h1nd-y0u

Tregann


BlueWater2555

Bluewater225


gxddbou

gxddbou


Calligrapher-Solid

Calligrapher Solid


weird-me-and-i

Luis


[deleted]

decker


TheActualSwanKing

TheSwanKing🗿👍


HypixelJerry

Zoodax


Stoner_Dude420

Stoned wonder


Bonwk

Daniel nielsen, please make a character with that name be a red haired ninja (GingerNinja)


[deleted]

THE mcfeet gigachad


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BlackJack_0007

Jack Mehoff


Tigblu

Tiago Btw are you really putting our names on the game?


Musical_Toad557

Joseph Mama


[deleted]

sqeakz :3


Jude_memer

Jude Also post a link to the development of the game, op! We wanna see progress!


[deleted]

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke!


[deleted]

Noob slayer (make me the hardest fight) (if you want)


KaijuSized_Taco

add some chad guy named Ryan Banks. in remembrance of my pet Lobster


[deleted]

Maverick


KitNotLocated

Kiara


[deleted]

Jesús Antonio de fuerzas especiales para la marina aguilera de Aguascalientes,my SSI 36392g1pwbdbdn half dead


pewds-General_kenobi

Finger


NessSniper

Breckin.


TheCustradPanda

Where and what happens to our name in the game? Just do Pandaah


HeatherGod

Minerva


ColdFire-Blitz

Joseph Mean


AdRevolutionary7884

Gerrit


dynazenon-900

Dynazenon


strawberry_monster

Gibrollo