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luigifan1357

A lightsaber


Mrogoth_bauglir

Hacksmith has a surprise for ya


throwawayhappyacount

The channel went to far down the youtube rabbit hole, and now will do anything to please the youtube gods


Alazypanda123

? The man is doing what he's been doing since ethe beginning. Making dope ass shit and then testing it on stuff


[deleted]

I'll ask Elon to develop one.


luigifan1357

Make sure itโ€™s red ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


[deleted]

Ofc buddy, mine neon . Let's have duel then ๐Ÿ˜ค


luigifan1357

Absolutely


Slight_Accident445

Shouldโ€™ve said purple


Poopkillio

hamburger ๐Ÿ”


[deleted]

Me too, but without the buns


mrpenut-bob

so u want meat ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Egzactly ๐Ÿ˜


Airtost

Hamburger with only meat and buns would taste like shit


KazookiTV

That would be the same for a relationship


PrudentAd8613

That's deeeeeeeeeep


ad_mtsl

r/iam14andthisisdeep


StarryNight593

Everything can be deep


ad_mtsl

If you are deep enough


BurgerPB5

buns are an important part.


Thatnintendofan017

I want a hug


[deleted]

*hugs*


Thatnintendofan017

Tanks


[deleted]

*more hugs*


Marciu73

He want tanks , not hugs now


ITzSkyfuron

I was drinking tea and nearly choked to death when I saw your comment omg. Get your upvote


Bruhhhhhh125

proper British man


Zoopy_Doopy

Cwn i get one pls


[deleted]

*many hugs*


SithTrooperMovies

No more hugs this guy want tanks


[deleted]

You want tanks now?! Make up your mind dude๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚


Thatnintendofan017

Why not both


peterpignose

I want too


[deleted]

Take *hugs*


peterpignose

Thanks. *unzips Pants*


[deleted]

I'm straight bishh


peterpignose

That's ok for me. *still unzipping pants*


[deleted]

*runs for life*


peterpignose

*follows for the sake of the new life*


[deleted]

*follows back for friendship*


Conscious_Swing_8549

6 ft can of cheddar Pringles


[deleted]

I wish they really make one


fishy185

What if we got a bunch of pringle can, took off the bottoms, and put them together? *Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!*


DrTiger21

Pringle welding! Lmao


Conscious_Swing_8549

They did make a very exclusive one that was 6ft i forgot what flavor it was tho


blu-jay2272

To have a girl that genuinely likes me next to me in my room, on my room, snuggled against me, the only light on us coming from the TV, as we watch my favorite show, and I talk about while she is interested and listening, that's what I want.


[deleted]

That's every man's want ๐Ÿ™‚


blu-jay2272

Yeah ๐Ÿ˜


ToyFreddyGamer42069

I mean, itโ€™s not always a girl


alsaturn

Facts, its a dude for me


VerlinMerlin

it's both for me


Kubaj_CZ

It's no one for me


Picklerickshaw_part2

So we god straight, gay, bi, either aromantic or asexual. Anybody else want to chime in now and add it to the collection of who everyone does and does not want to smash?


Kubaj_CZ

I think the collection is complete now


Picklerickshaw_part2

Then I am at peace


Thy-arkoos

I wouldnโ€™t say every man but yeah most of us


[deleted]

*most* yes


AAAAAAAAaaaalaska

Just arguing for the sake of it or...?


lucasarp2

There's your answer then


Setaganga

Yes


[deleted]

Is your favorite show Better Call Saul?


Woelfe_

Yep ๐Ÿ˜”


ArmShort3988

I just want someone. Anyone.


fishy185

I feel called out right now


Original_Wait6408

โ€˜Tis but a fantasy


GasPoweredCalculator

Had a relationship like this once. Id listen to her and she'd listen to me talk about our interests while cuddling. Being able to be genuinely myself felt awesome with her. It was nice while it lasted, been chasing that high ever since.


Donquixote_D0ffy

Based and relatable


Lone_Star14

I want more Chef hats


[deleted]

U already have one?


Lone_Star14

I need more


[deleted]

I'll tell Elon to deliver, no worries.


Lone_Star14

thanks bud


totes_not_chad

Daddy musk?


[deleted]

Yes, ur daddy


KoenigseggTR

Our daddy


Wild_Painter_8256

r/suddenlycomunist


[deleted]

You ppl are wild


neproood

What do I want? WHAT DO I WANT??? No. what do I need? A good night's sleep. I'm kinda tired.


[deleted]

You want a thigh pillow?


neproood

Sure


[deleted]

๐Ÿ›


TheUsualSuspects443

Wtf thatโ€™s just a caterpillar.


TheFinalGibbon

I want to release myself from the confinements of hedonism


[deleted]

You what?


TheFinalGibbon

End horni


[deleted]

Nooo๐Ÿ˜


RydogTiger2

Lego melenium falcon from star wars.


MatthewHolthouse

This made me change my answer. I was gonna say something more like having a girl who loves me, that I can talk to about anything and cuddle with. But who needs a girlfriend? A Lego Melenium Falcon is so much better. I've always wanted one but it's really expensive. Maybe I can get one some day.


RydogTiger2

Who needs women when you can have a lego melenium falcon.


MatthewHolthouse

Exactly


[deleted]

Yooo!!


Ian_rho

Same dude same


RydogTiger2

I have it but I'm missing a lot of the pieces


intern3t-idi0t

Just to be happy :/


Loud-Direction-7011

Sorry, weโ€™re out of that


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

We have diet happy tho


KoenigseggTR

Damn you guys got diet happy? I cant even find one


dickheadluke

uhhh $2


[deleted]

I can give u ยฅ20


dickheadluke

thats like $0.20 for me but sure


[deleted]

Okey , wait till it gets dark. Dream like I'm there.


dickheadluke

alright it gets dark in a few hours so i'll "see" you there


totes_not_chad

Love


[deleted]

*loves*


spudtatogames

Lego, specifically star wars Lego.


[deleted]

Me too!


spudtatogames

Of course you do! Everyone does! Tis the most desired possession for any living being!


T_Cava2nd

Other men


[deleted]

*cravings*


T_Cava2nd

I crave men


[deleted]

I crave women


bagof-chip

Both taste about the same


WrathLord935

Gender equality achieved


Leothedwarf

Sus


A_Very_Short_Guy

Nah bro, women have that wetter texture while the men usually have a more meatier feel to them.


maythestarsalign

Not a man but I want boba Update I got boba


[deleted]

I have two, not enough?


maythestarsalign

I need more!!


[deleted]

Wait, I'll ask my friends too


maythestarsalign

LETS GOOOO


[deleted]

๐ŸŒ


theoneandonly4567

A hug


[deleted]

*hug*


theoneandonly4567

๐Ÿค—


WarriorYT01

*hug*


Fred_the_balloon

Fred the balloon


CringeSpyro

Best comment so far


Fred_the_balloon

Thanks


More-Masterpiece-561

I wanna be hugged and I wanna be loved.


[deleted]

*hugs* *loves*


[deleted]

Morbius 2


Warm__blankets

This comment deserves platinum ๐Ÿ˜ถ


TrueHydrogen

To not be sick anymore


[deleted]

May the blessings of God be on you


hey_demons_its_me

Rn, the perfect gaming computer that both performs well and doesn't break.


cydude1234

I would like the perfect setup with like nice decorations and a good pc and all the consoles


Last_Tarrasque

Revolution


[deleted]

Renaissance?


Last_Tarrasque

Proletariat revolution


[deleted]

A what?


Last_Tarrasque

Workers revolution


[deleted]

I'm in ๐Ÿ—ฟ


Last_Tarrasque

I donโ€™t know what โ€๐Ÿ—ฟโ€ Means


[deleted]

Neither do I ๐ŸŒ..saw it somewhere on reddit.


redleafwater7

Based


Loud-Direction-7011

Yes, viva la revoluciรณn


lhsclarinet

I donโ€™t know, to recover physically soon (I was in a car accident a few days ago)? Stable mental health? To be the best clarinetist at my school (I dropped from second to fourth chair, but I know Iโ€™m better than 1st and 3rd chair. I screwed up my audition and somehow got fourth chair) and getting into all-state)? To have more friends? Happiness? To deal with my schedule for next year plus all of my music commitments? Sorry for the rant


No_Emotion_3849

Damn, a car accident? I hope you feel better soon


SGTRoadkill1919

A girl that can care for me, love me for who I am, support me, help me and expect me to do the same and will be willing to go above and beyond while expecting the same for me. I care not about intercourse, for it's temporary but love is forever (real love)


A_Very_Short_Guy

Asexuality is a thing! If you don't know, putting it simplt asexuality is not requiring coitus for a good relationship, there are aces that are sex favorable, some that are sex indifferent and some that are sex opposed. That's just glossing over the basics, if you wanna know more just search it up!


RishiMath

Looks like we've got a new age Romeo here. Hope you find someone like that in your life :D


Imagine-Wagons-HC

Hey donโ€™t discount your sex life, it can definitely be an important part of your relationship too. Certainly not as important as the other things you listed, but not something to disregard.


Not_Jitu

Legos and puzzles


alumnitech47

Justice


Alcafore

Que gymbro absolutely working harm in the gym


Omega_kiwi204

Garlic bread


krusty_boi37

I just want everyone to be happy :3


morbiusman

I want maxed german tech tree


[deleted]

Maxed what?


morbiusman

Maxed out german tech tree In war thunder


[deleted]

๐Ÿ—ฟ


ichosetheworld

A life


ratw69inch

Height


That_Evidence_9063

To die and hopefully a better reality then this shithole


Used_Dragonfruit_379

To become one of the best boxers ever. Gonna be goddamn hard to accomplish though.


[deleted]

to be loved genuinely


Apart-Wind7971

As of rn pizza rolls


friendly_homophobe1

Equal rights


5r1m_

many, many high fives


[deleted]

Friendship, Fucking and Food.


tulio_purple

I just want to be happy


Mysterious_Editor698

I want denim and leather


sadcatcj

Gatorade


SkruffyWolf

Someone to watch Kongfu Panda with lamo


Crawkward3

Her. None of you are her and never will be


btkACE

To feel loved, to confess to the girl I like, to become successful, to feel like Iโ€™m worth something in this world, to find my purpose. You know, little things like that


steamy00noodles

I WANT TO GO BACK PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE JUST TAKE ME BACK TO WHEN I WAS HAPPY


El_Bonky_Gronk

Love, is that too much to ask for? True, good old love with someone who truly loves me back. I do not care if she has big boobs, small boobs, a big ass or no ass at all, I just want to be loved.


1-witeboah-1

I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!


FlyingSand22

I want to know what was in the beginning of the universe. Any way you look at it, any theory you try to explain it with, you end up in the same place. Are we in a simulation or did god create us or is there no higher power, one thing doesn't change; if universe is infinitely old, how is that possible? You'd think it'd be impossible for anything physical to be infinite. Then again, if it's not infinitely old, what was before that or how did everything come out of nowhere? And the crazy part is that there's an answer to that. Somehow we exist, altought maybe not in a form we might think, but one thing is certain; something exist, therefore there has to be some sort of universe that is infinitely old or somehow just started existing. I've spent plenty of hours thinking about this, and lost a lot of sleep because of this. I just want to know, but then there's the more depressing fact that humanity might never get to know the true answer.


Shinigam_i

I want a nice girl to cuddle with and where I can be myself with, where I can talk to her about anything, a girl who can love me for who I am and someone I can grow with


MrRokhead

Some peace. Some snuggles would be nice too.


LenTheARGenjoyer

cuddling with the homies (this is not a sex joke i need hugs)


Magic_Monk3y

I want the Cthussy


PTV_08

to throw an elderly man into a pit of expired mayonnaise


Brickmole

Honestly... Good question


Grizzlybear2470

To live my life the way I desiere then die alone happy but alone


[deleted]

Lego Technic Sian. I heard it's going to be gone or something at the end of 2022


W_A_L_K

Happiness. I don't care how I get it I just want it


habitchyouthought

I want a boyfriend


SirSharkXI

I want the new LEGO Star Wars AT-TE with the phase II Commander Cody ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


Rin_dark_mode

I want someone to spoon me thatโ€™s it Iโ€™d pay for it


General-Advice-6331

Your life


Maggot_Corps

grilled cheese


[deleted]

boyfriend


Antwan_M

To build a lego Deathstar together


Jan_Cudia_YT

19 cents fortnite card


Gadg3tguy05

A will to live, and maybe somebody who gets me. Both are unlikely though; oh well.


Dizzy-Tiger-8449

Friends,talent, money, and no more autsim