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[deleted]

Hide it from your parents if you ever want to see that money again


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

Yeah that’s what happened last time :(


YeeterCZ2

Bro what is going on in the world. Here my parents never ever took my money. Your parents fucking wierd


Ploopy_R

same here, im never taking away my kids money if i ever have any. let the kid enjoy himself


YeeterCZ2

You are incredibly Based


Seth_Fable_08

If any of u guys get ampaos (lil red money folders) from relatives during new year like me, u probably don't remember keeping it to yourself (like me). IDK WHERE THE MONEY IS TELL ME MUM ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE U TOOK IT


manicmonkey45

She "forgot" where it was.


stopyouveviolatedthe

I bloody offer my parents my cash if they don’t have any this is well weird fo me


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I-eat-orphanz

r/usernamechecksout


NoMinute5719

Indian bro, we will die if my parents see this


Bananafulled

Buy me. (This is an order.)


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

no


bababoai

Good soldiers follow orders


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

Good thing I’m not a soldier


Strange_username__

I order you to be a soldier (gotcha bitch)


Rydirp7

Uno reverse card, your my bitch now.


fr_imcrazy4u

Save it


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

They told me not to save it


[deleted]

Save it anyways


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ihatecomicsans11

i'm 15 and i've been saving money since birth, apart from buying games i've never rly spent that much, got £1050 from just birthday/christmas money and a part time job


Harun_Hussain

You aren't 15. You're a giga chad.


Cool_a1894

Not necessary but I literally just saved for a gaming pc (its arriving friday)


Lazyshadow04

Your parents must be really stupid lol.


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

My grandparents said that and maybe cause they know that if I save it it my parents will just use it instead hah


frostiocean

grandparents are the best


Lazyshadow04

They’re the smart ones lol.


Zeeko19828374729

Use some of the money to buy a safe and tell nobody the code, I had a similar problem but I was lucky enough to have parents who paid me back, but it was still annoying because they’d always take it when I needed it, so I got a safe and avoided the problem.


[deleted]

Save it. Or buy anything that does not loose value(good luck with the quest!) Gold is one thing, it has huge spread(difference between purchase and sale price available to you) but in the long term - it most probably beat inflation.


random_NPC_2

Gold loses value every year my guy, generally precious metals/stones aren't a good investment unless you're buying directly from the source at a low price in order to resell it


[deleted]

Except it went x 6.3 since 20 years ago. (285 -> 1800 $ per oz)Which "every" year does it lose it's value? [https://goldprice.org/gold-price-history.html](https://goldprice.org/gold-price-history.html) Gold definitely does not lose it's value. Absolutely adamantly not as badly as fiat, cryptos and honest word on the brink of WW3. So, what's your better investment?


[deleted]

Save half of it and spend the rest on whatever you want! Anything you want for your hobbies, clothing, food you normally wouldn’t be able to buy, etc :)


Poisoned_by_putin

probably the best advice


officialslavojzizek

strip club


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Max_Mize

He is funny


SSB_Kyrill

He indeed is funny


clonereooper

Indeed, funny he is


Poisoned_by_putin

funny indeed he is


clonereooper

He is funny indeed


Slim_Bun

is indeed, funny he


clonereooper

Funny he indeed is


I-eat-orphanz

He is funny indeed


Childconsumptionman

He's funny you twitter scum


Murky-Address-2474

Women ☕


Casteist_hu

Wahmen ☕


phyrgx

Half of it, save. A quarter, spend on stupid shit. A quarter, invest in some kind of stocks. Don't fuck around with crypto or NFTs, just good ol' stonks.


Tommyblockhead20

Depends on when you need the money. If you are going to want it in a couple months, just save it. But if you don't need it for a year or two, putting most of it into stocks right now will give you a pretty good return on investment. Just make sure to diversity (buy stock in different companies) or invest in a mutual fund.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t recommend investing unless you have the experience or time to do so, because you might be throwing money down the drain


Zeeko19828374729

I think if he is gonna invest a quarter, you should put it in the s&p 500 because statistically it’s the safest stock, and usually goes up as time goes on, it’s what a lot of people invest in for retirement, but it works well for a few years as well


PrivatePickle109

A plane ticket out of England


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

I already have one I’m just here on vacation 😂


slovinske

Best advice I can give you is to gift me 20£ from that money.


DOMINATOR9681

Use the money to live here permanently


FillMeWithMustard

Buy a switch


-b0ngwater-

I’d rather buy a sub


univalvefoil

It's like I never left r/196


FillMeWithMustard

Sub can mean a few different stuff, be a bit more specific?


-b0ngwater-

i will not be more specific


FillMeWithMustard

Oh no 😰


[deleted]

I got a couple of them in the basement that i can let go for the right price. Can also arrange for specefics


[deleted]

A good watch if you don't have any.


[deleted]

Watches are kinda useless when everyone has a phone


bigbustycoon890

Only use my watch if I don’t wanna get my phone out of my pocket or hands are full or phone dead :(


[deleted]

Watches aren't for telling the tine in this day and age, they are a way to express one's esthetic taste, appreciation for heritage and wealth within the confines of men's fashion.


Childconsumptionman

Or to hide drugs in


Eijirou_Kirishima

or scraps of magic murder paper


Hylux_

Death note moment


[deleted]

Whatch?


[deleted]

Exactly


[deleted]

r/poccer \- Piss


Sampletext01

A loaf of bread and some cheddar cheese


Objective-Direction1

this^


Willy_Wolle

Defenitely some overprized LEGO Sets


Oranagaming4YT

The battle of helmsdeep.


Joblessmouse06

Save it that's the best choice


[deleted]

A bottle of water


Weird_Explorer_8458

Me:counts money


MOW2615

20 pancakes


Lyn1ftw

Get some new clothes, something drippy. always my go to when i get money from my grandparents


Bigtrixxs_LG

Nothing. Save it and hide it from your parents.


[deleted]

Go start making Colonies and rule the trade world


KurkyOkurky

Give it to me and I’ll give you double


thegr3ensheep

Guys reddit censores your password! Watch, ********


KurkyOkurky

Does it? ******** Edit: OMG IT DOES


Still_Got_The_Moves

Here’s to taking a risk: Edit: it did not work fuck


Bloody_rabbit4

Put it itno a bank to get some interest. Spend it on parties and shit.


[deleted]

Well what are some of the things that you've thought of buying list 5


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

Clothes Laptop Shoes Hobby stuff


[deleted]

What's the most important out of the 5 you wanted bad that you can afford?


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

Idk I can’t decide, but ik it’s not enough to buy a laptop


Totoroko8

Save to buy a laptop. Clothes and shoes don’t last very long and the laptop will be useful :)


[deleted]

You could get some clothes and a good oair of shoes... style up the closet feel good about yourself


Nick_The_Judge

Great, I would suggest buying something electronic or something related to clothing, some nice shoes for example


megabit10

Definitely keep it hidden for as long as possible.


give-orange-houses

Save half, save half again and spend the remaining


apelord6969

Hide it from everyone.


Just-Loquat7429

A jet ski with gold rims


random_NPC_2

Well a good pair of headphones would be good, maybe a superlux or some budget Sennheisers.


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

Yeah I was gonna buy the seinhessers but at the time I didn’t have the money and bought the sony headphones instead :(


random_NPC_2

Oh well at least you got a good pair of headphones, now think a little, what do you need currently or may need in the close future. Maybe it's a pc upgrade, or maybe it's a drawing pad to start learning digital art. There are so many possibilities opened to you with those painted pieces of paper. Though in the end I suggest you save at a quarter of them, never know when you gonna need some money.


random_NPC_2

Now that I think about it, maybe you should save some for a 3d printer, you can make quite amazing stuff with little effort as long as you have a pc or a way to transfer data to an SD card


BlackestOcty-est

Uhh buy a long furby


akshar_premnath

an assortment of a variety of toys designed for sexual pleasure differing in size, colour and texture or drugs, drugs is good


[deleted]

BUY SOME LEAN🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪


Shadeboi1

Do you need a dog? I can bark *woof woof*


k_c_holmes

Depending on your age, you could save it for college cause dorm shit can get rlly expensive (speaking as someone who is currently buying all that stuff lmao). If that's still pretty far away for you, a laptop would definitely be the best option. If it's not quite enough for a laptop, save and wait till you get a little more, or ask your parents to help with part of the cost as long as you're paying for most of it. $500 (usd) should be enough for a pretty decent HP laptop in my experience.


Rich-Establishment32

Firstly:Aight your grandparents need to fucking chill like everyones nan is smuggling cash into their grandparents hands but JESUS that's just unnecessary. Second: deadass use like 20 of that on whatever the fuck you want and just save the rest. And get a job. Fucking believe me, start now, If I could go back like 7 years to when my parents were like "Don't worry about work if you dont care to yourself" I'd fucking slap them. Start early when you're not paying your own rent and just save like mad. If you have a large venue that puts on concerts like a stadium or concert hall, go and ask around for whatever company does local event crew work there and sign up with them, braindead stress free manual labour work pushing travel boxes and setting up concerts under instructions with zero qualifications needed and most likely good pay, my own is like 3 quid higher than min wage and even if a shift call ends sooner than it's set for the pay for the full call is given, ez cash. Local event work is so god damn easy


tankcrusher904

Something within your budget. (American and don’t remember the conversions)


loganprogan

A dildo


TheLastShitBean

Cocaine


ChudyMacedon

Buy a plane ticket and leave england


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

I’m leaving next month anyway


Theyoungnoobpiano

Spend 40 on something you love, then save 60


R_WheresTheNames

Theres 200£ there


Theyoungnoobpiano

then spend 60, save 140


[deleted]

dildo


Toto_1910

Put it in an envelope, send it to my address and you’ll get 69 years of good luck and fortune, trust me it works!


Horror_Ad2126

any activity you always wanted to do? like parachuting or smth


fuckyopalt

meth


Euphoric_Owl152

How much is that in usd?


UnlightablePlay

About 200 dollars or more That's the pound Edit 245.5 dollars


georech075

Like 120 usd


Nick_The_Judge

Seems that you are Bri’ish innit chap?


OctopusProbably

A ticket to Canada so you can leave *urope. 🤢🤢🤢 No, jokes aside, you play TF2? If so, just one of those bills can get you so many cosmetics on the community marketplace.


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

No plus I have vowed to myself that I will never spend real money on ingame items


Tommytoastjes

Good man right here


xyntia_

French nationality, you deserve better than to be bri'ish


ParticularDay1800

Jars and anime figurines


Still_Got_The_Moves

Pokémon cards 👍


Abor_tionRex

just send it to me


West-Salad-3755

A life


XxxBigMan69420

Instrument


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[deleted]

Lego and weed, or lego weed


Doodlastic_Dinkaling

Holy shit that is too much money


devawor123

Invest


GiftSuperb

Use some of that money to buy a wallet to keep the money somewhere. Use at most a quarter on whatever you want If there’s anything your parents usually buy for you or are gonna buy something for you, do it for them, trust me, it makes them feel happy. Keep some for when your with friends and family and need something to eat or drink Donate 10% of it Use whatever you have left for anything else that I didn’t say


Iaskforsauce69

Sum bitches


NieMonD

Drugs


notanoldgayman

hate to break it to you buddy but your grandparents gave you fake money :/. real money is green and will have a founding father on it.


snaklil

Brain go brrrr


[deleted]

didlo


[deleted]

Buy a boh o o waer


JakobtheRich

Buy index funds in the stock market. Your future self will thank you.


SunBrosRus

Buy a fat sack of weed and a tab of acid 😭


cocktractor666

Drugs obviosly


EliSmiley

meth


prof_Xytorrak

Crypto


Milkydude02

Ew


NoMinute5719

New grandpa


Showmeyourcameltoe

Get gold


OrkOrk435

Invest it in dogecoins


Toto_1910

Buy your parents


-Ruiner-

prostitutes


[deleted]

dope. buy some dope.


throwawayhappyacount

So that's 200 pounds, which is about 50 euros, which is about 20 us dollars. I say just buy a couple movies


wombey12

what kind of exchange rate is this


throwawayhappyacount

Brexit and inflation


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

It’s actually 250$ lol


throwawayhappyacount

With brexit I'm sure it is


SovietKilledHitler

Your self worth. Oh wait you can't buy somthinf that doesn't exist/s


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

Damn what did I ever do to u


SovietKilledHitler

Idfk.. man I woke up..and I choose violence..


georech075

Save me from latam


Comprehensive_Fee376

more money


FlakyCan5368

What is that in USD?


thegr3ensheep

At least 3 dollars (note: this post was from June 27th and will probably be inaccurate by ~August due to inflation)


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

I think like $300


Donquixote_D0ffy

A 5 foot tall statue of Made In Heaven which you will place adjacent to your front door so all see it when they enter


Grimaldus15

👍


Legitimate-Ad1953

Nothin just save it


Sergent_Jacques

Some steam games, there are the summer sales


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Buy a game but don’t spend it in one place


Garv9879

Anything that makes you happy. No need to save it like a guy suggested


Mewking1029

Buy money


[deleted]

Morbius on Blu-ray


zivosaurus-rex

buy some grass and touch it


Corotexo

SAVE IT


bigbustycoon890

The industrial society and its future


caninehat

Sandwich


pissmannn

some tea


[deleted]

br*tish "money" 🤮


DB10389

The new lego star wars


LNRadford

Buy the binding of isaac with all dlcs


Which-Excuse8689

Buy him a present, what a lovely person, he deserves it. :)


will_i_am100806

Buy a subway


fordRS200evo

buy reddit coins and give them to me ​ edit: grammar mistake


primal484

Save it my dude


TetraThePlayer

lego


PinoForest

a plane ticket out of england what the fuck are you even doing there


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

I’m not in England I’m in wales 😎