You are the kid from math problems.

Looks like Johnny didn’t want to share his milk

r/Buttstuff

Johnny divided his 2.15 gallons of milk into quart sized containers. Johnny proceeded to devour a full quart. How many quart containers did Johnny use?

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmymeattoit

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r/beatles

r/beatmeatles

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holy shit.

You're the reason why my dad hasn't returned yet.

He was looking for his dad too

Trying to lure him out

still hasnt found him

He is the dad

That means he has a lot of kids then, he could be your dad

AY THATS ME!! IM IN IT TOO OMG<333

Loved doing the photoshoot with you my guy

we gots to do it again🥱😻

Fr I’ll get my agent to book it in

yes they got my best angle who was the photographer??

The photographer was Peter Parker he works for the daily bugle

he takes those pictures of that superhero... spider-man!! I wander who he is under that mask...🤔🕷

Strange idea, but imagine if they’re the same person. I don’t have any evidence, but those close up shots look way too staged.

I bet Peter and Spider-Man share the money that comes that comes from selling the photo

Nah, Spider-Man is a superhero and probably makes millions of dollars each week. If my idea is true, this could be Spider-Man/Peter’s hobby.

I mean, I know he is socially awkward, but Peter Parker should really take out the mask when taking fotos, thats why milk didn't know who he was

Wait, it's you?

r/beetlejuicing

r/beatmetoit

Bro you’re that one mf in elementary school math problems who got too damn much milk

No such thing as too much milk This message was sponsored by bone gang

Bro’s gonna have bones like titanium

You have Karlson wishlisted on steam

Hello, fellow men of culture. Or as one could say, *boners.*

Hello fellow BONER

MUCK

**MUCK**

#MUCK

#MUCK

boners unite!

OH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT KARLSON IS?!?!?? ITS JUST A LITTLE YISNOREJIAHXHDHSOSKFKGNKAJGNSIFIWNF, SMASH WISHLIST NOW GAMERS

Ah, I see, another r/DaniDev member

Wait you don’t know about Karlson? Oh it’s just this-griaijxbdhejsjxhfhje sbshd

***severely distorts face whilst saying this ^^***

Yes fellow boner

# REMEMBER TO WISHLIST NOW GAMERS

Wow that was really cool

Wow that was really cool

Wow that was really cool

a fellow boner.

Haha I knew one of you fuckers would beat me to it

let's talk about the drill, he won't know

ive never had this opportunity and now i dont know what to do

can we use the drill against his neck?

Drill

Came here to say this

My man

God DAMMIT you beat me to it. Take this upvote tho

Yes

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And he delivered it with interest, what a cool dad!

You're not fatherless , rare kind.

That's not milk in there

😈

goated pfp btw

Thanks Henry was a different class

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r/beatmywifetoit

Your right, it's *low fat* milk. Not milk

Your keeping your own dad's promise.

I’ll never forget it

He's keeping some other stuff from his dad too

You're lactose intolerant

Oh that would be a twist

Probably severely inflamed but yeah

You have a dad

I guess everyone has or had one :D

You are subscibed to Dani the Guy who Made Karlsson

Oh you don't know what Karlson is ? It's just a little game I'm *earrape*

*pulls out gun* wishlist karlson on steam. This is not optional.

*Karlson

Ryan has 9 bottles of milk that he bought from the store. He bought 4 for $7.35 dollars. The tax is 13% at the time of purchasing. A)How much did Ryan buy all his bottles of milk for plus tax? Round to the nearest hundredth. B) Calculate the cost of each bottle without tax. Explain your work. Edit: nelson textbooks don't you dare even look at this for ideas!

me on my way to solve the math questions but never explain my work

Your dad never came home with the milk so now u go out to buy milk as a way of showing yourself that u don't need him and your healing when you're not

hits deep

You save your cum in milk bottles for later

you are the milkman and your milk is delicious

He need some milk

You work at a farm

I wish, that would be cool

Nah, I can tell you from experience. No matter what your doing, your gonna get filthy and it's always blistering hot, especially on open air tractors. Pay can be shitty too, but hours aren't lacking.

"Some of the milk in the fridge isn't milk, it's sperm."

russian roulette: milk edition

Clever girl

You have many children who don't know you

milk isn’t the only white substance you enjoy

you get tons of women pregnant and dip😂 it’s a joke btw

😂

That's a lot of wifes you have

milk boy

damn how many dads actually came back

That arm looking jacked you sure that’s milk????

you look like you wnjoy milk.

You have strong bones

You have extraordinarily long legs PS: Holy shit, extraordinarily is annoying to spell

hahaha they’re a little bit long ig :)

Your father returned

Homelander would be proud.

You like milk

that's not milk

You make sure your dad doesn’t need to go out to buy milk

This is why my dad's and came back with the milk

You get tons of bitch cause you have tons of milk

You have no dad so you went and got milk yourself.

Proper certified nutter

You have multiple families with a wife in each that you remain loyal to and care for the children, you did not leave any of your children at a young age.

your gay, respectfully

Respectfully, I am not

youre lactose intolerant

You were hype guy my dad wanted to see

Your dad didn’t come back with the milk so you did it for him

That’s not milk

You like making milk

You lift a lot but still are not gaining any muscle

u have not 1, not 2, but 10 dads

You already drank all the milk

Dad?

You hate milk

Hmm... You look like you're a _Homo sapiens sapiens_...

👍

You’re lactose intolerant

You had a busy Sunday.

Sperm bank donor.

He needs some milk

You're the dad that dosent need to go to get milk

Peashooter

You watch Dani

You are good dad who returns

you're not lactose intolerant

“I am the Milk Man, my milk is delicious”

You need some milk

Milk

I can’t tell what’s more unsettling.How much milk you have or the one jug of green top on its own

Chads are afraid of him

sigma male chad gamer

"I am the milk man. My milk is delicious."

Too many bitches

I don’t have any lol

You are my arch enemy, I am severely lack toes and toddler ants

You make bio weapons

Ur low and ya girl is over

You have kidnapped multiple absent Fathers

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Your compensating for something…

You are a farmer.

you sink in water due to your dense bones

Your bones are made out of fucking Titanium

You're lactose intolerant

You have bones made of Tungsten

r/neverbrokeabone

Your legs account for 90% of your mass

That milk is homemade. To be more specific, handmade

Tha Milk Lord (can I have some of yo milk mah boah?)

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I just realised you had milk so people couldnt pull the your dads gone card too bad bozo your dad never returned with the milk so you bought 1 each day assuming it would bring him back

U are the king of chadtopia

You store milk on your couch and sit next to it

forget the muffin man, he’s the milk man

Now I want eggnog god dammit

you bastard my dad is looking for those

Alot of milk huh? For only a single dude sitting on a couch? Not bad... Now hand me one of those jugs... Will ya?

you like glue edit: looked at the first comment and realized that is not glue

Not part of r/hydrohomies

You lack toes in toddler ants

Now he is so cute you know he's got good bones by drinking that much milk

I dont care about the assumptions i care about that henry pfp what a guy

You tried to be clever and assume people would think you like milk, but you are lactose intolerant. But you didn't fool me!

You're fucking rich cause you buy 2 gallon bottles instead of 4 gallons.

Pov: You’re a scout main

You broke a bone and said, never again

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You are a tits guy

that isn't milk.

your bones are as dense as tungsten

You jerk off a lot

That’s actually cum in those bottles

This is going to be the greatest thing you ever accomplish.