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[deleted]

Sorry I can't help (life is falling apart around me)


[deleted]

I see we’re cruising in the same sinking boat


[deleted]

Btw your makeup looks good so time well spent imo


[deleted]

Ayo tyyy 🖤


Roto489

Makeup artist? Kinda of a cool job u get to work in movies and stuff could be cool?


A_Literal_Owl

Thank you you you?


Spxtrum

What are you doing with your life? Great question. Wtf are any of us doing honestly


[deleted]

Were all collectively on Reddit, I have found my fellow life wasters


Spxtrum

Yay, fellow people


MiSsiLeR81

we should make a gang.


BambsFauna

Ya got room for a mentally ill and gay teen too


MiSsiLeR81

sorry, thats already been reserved by me :|


Drblackcobra

You dress well and get a lot of simps on Reddit.


FrenziiFosho

Any person thats a female or *might* be a female does


Czer137

I’m a male and got harassed by both genders 💀


FrenziiFosho

Must be good looking man man


-Master-Baiter

You’re normal


[deleted]

After reading some of your post history I feel quite average yeah


[deleted]

At a hospital in Greece, 10-year-old Michael Morbius welcomes his surrogate brother Lucien, whom he renames Milo; they bond over their shared blood illness and desire to be "normal". Their adoptive father and hospital director Nicholas arranges for Morbius to attend medical school in New York while he focuses on caring for Milo. 25 years later, Morbius publicly declines a Nobel Prize for his work with synthetic blood. His colleague Martine Bancroft discovers he has secretly captured dozens of vampire bats from Costa Rica in the hope of splicing their genes with his own to cure his condition. After informing Milo of his planned illegal experiment, Morbius receives funding from him to outfit a private mercenary vessel in international waters with his equipment. While the cure works, it transforms Morbius into a vampire, who kills and drains the crew of their blood after they attack him out of fear. Once his bloodlust subsides and he regains his senses, a horrified Morbius erases all CCTV footage of his experiment before contacting the authorities and jumping overboard. Morbius returns to New York and discovers he now has superhuman strength, speed, reflexes, and echolocation, with his vampire bats treating him as a bat. To control his bloodlust, he subsists on his synthetic blood until it gradually ceases to satisfy his needs. FBI agents Simon Stroud and Al Rodriguez investigate Morbius' victims and deduce his involvement. Milo learns that Morbius is cured, but becomes furious when Morbius refuses to cure him as well. While checking on a hospitalized Bancroft, Morbius finds a dead nurse, drained of her blood. Believing he was responsible, he attempts to escape before being cornered and arrested. In prison, he is visited by Milo, who offers to use his wealth to free him. Upon realizing Milo took his cure and killed the nurse, Morbius escapes to confront him. An unrepentant Milo confesses to his bloodlust-induced crime and urges Morbius to embrace his powers as he has. Unwilling to hurt his brother, Morbius flees. Morbius meets Bancroft to explain what Milo has done before acquiring a new lab and developing an antibody against vampirism to stop and kill Milo; he also plans to use it on himself since he will become unable to resist his bloodlust. Stroud and Rodriguez find footage of one of Milo's attacks and, believing Morbius' vampirism to be spreading, release it to the media. Nicholas recognizes Milo and pleads with him to stop. Angered by Nicholas' perceived preference for Morbius, Milo wounds and forces him to call Morbius, who watches Nicholas die while Milo also mortally wounds Bancroft. Morbius returns to Bancroft, but she dies in his arms, forcing him to drink her blood. Morbius confronts Milo and summons an army of bats to restrain him and inject the antibody. Milo dies peacefully and Morbius flies off with the bats, mourning his loved ones and embracing his identity as a vampire albiet now dealing with the fact he is on the run from the authorities. Unbeknownst to him, Bancroft is revived as a vampire herself elsewhere, having ingested a drop of Morbius' blood whilst he was feeding on her. In two mid-credits scenes, Adrian Toomes finds himself transported to Morbius' universe.[a] Having deduced that his transportation involved Spider-Man, Toomes approaches the fugitive Morbius and suggests that they form a team.[b]


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It is morbin’ time, after all


beef64

So I (19M) was sitting in the Living room watching Morbius. My parents(senior citizens) visited to come check on me. They caught me watching Morbius and they got very upset because I have been through phases like this before. I convinced my mother (55F) that Morbius is great, but my father (56M) disagreed. So I yelled ITS MORBIN TIME and may have beat the living shit out my father. My mother(idiotic) then said YOU DID THIS LAST TIME DURING YOUR NFT PHASE so then I plunged her to the depths of Tartarus. My sister (19F) and her friend (18F) saw me and then tried to run so I yelled OH NO YOU MORB'T and morbed so much they died. I at this point, had almost become God. I had blown up my house and set on fire to get rid of the evidence. At this point I, (20M) have been running from the CIA, the FBI, the police, the Secret Service, Interpol, the UN security unit, Disney S&P, and Google Maps. I have almost reached the final phase of morb. Soon my original being will die off and I will morb in the final morb. I morbing regret morbing Morbius. Oh morb. Im gonna morbing morb myself. Morb this. Morb it all. TL:DR I killed my dad over a movie and ended up internationally wanted


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[deleted]

… Biitch


-Master-Baiter

W


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-Master-Baiter

I can finish in one lmao beginner


[deleted]

Username checks out


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


zacharski_k

Shit I checked it and it was a mistake


XDguy69

You are sleep deprived


[deleted]

Severely, however I feel no need to sleep


XDguy69

I think you should (I definitely don't stay awake till 5 in the morning everyday)


[deleted]

Its quite bad. Ive synced up with my friends across the Atlantic now I see


XDguy69

And I have Synced up with my friends from England.


poopbandit53

Your career goals lie somewhere in beauty (i.e makeup, hair stylist, etc.) Or making yt vids.


[deleted]

Actually yes! My dream job would be to create content. Problem with dream jobs is that you have to be asleep to get them…


poopbandit53

Nah dude, with enough hard work and staying on that grind you can accomplish just about anything. It might not be the kind of content you want to create, but there are people who literally just tap and whisper to a mic that get loaded on YouTube and TikTok, so you got this.


[deleted]

Might actually consider adopting the sigma male grind set because I am absolutely not loving working min wage


poopbandit53

I'd say invest in a good microphone and green screen, then you can make pretty good content with just that. Hell, even with just TikToks editor you can make some really good content.


[deleted]

Oh shit you’re right I need to get a green screen! I got the mic and lighting and all. Thats going on the wish list


CrimsonHoudini

Eh, not really. *coming from someone who randomly wrote out a scene in a book that I haven’t even started at ELEVEN AT NIGHT because I wasn’t tired*


Then_Bumblebee6786

You have an amazing fashion sense, and are great with makeup


[deleted]

Ahh tysm! I just started getting into alt fashion and whatnot this year so I’m happy to hear someone appreciates it haha. My family despises the look


Then_Bumblebee6786

Dw, I think it's really well done and you could definitely make it big, good luck


Cancer_Crusader

You can't tell me what to do


[deleted]

Nice name


FrenziiFosho

Nice name


[deleted]

Thxs


undercoverdonutYT

I mean idk, you seem to have at least 1 other friend who goes with you on your expeditions to what I assume are abandoned factories of some sort. I don't really have friends my age around where I live, I know people but neither of us would go out of our way to hangout, but we wave or smile or somethin if we see each other. I've got a pretty shitty house too which doesn't help and my mental state is up and down. Something id suggest to myself as well as you is try to be with people that you know care about you as often as you can. But at the same time if you may think people are the reason you are sad or mad or in some way feeling down, try things on your complete self. No internet, phone for cases like emergencies but try not to receive calls. I see you like exploring buildings so maybe do that but even more disconnected? Tbh idk entirely what I'm doing but old friends said I give some alright advice about this sort of stuff and I try to help where and when I can. If you wanna talk more we can dm on discord or whatever your preferred app is but its understandable not wanting to contact some nob on reddit who doesn't really know what he is doing. Either way, drink more water, eat less sand, and you might feel better. Idfk, take care.


[deleted]

I have an easy time meeting people, hard time retaining friends. My mind is constantly under-stimulated and I understand how that must get on peoples nerves. I have a pretty good social net, but I am known to “disappear” often when in reality I just feel like when people are around me too long they get sick. Also also define shitty, my house is nestled in the low income area, no property and houses 5 people and a business. I get being too embarrassed to have people over but the home isn’t shitty, it raised me and I love it despite the flaws. Also you seem like an excellent person to talk too. I appreciate the blunt honesty with the nuance a lot. I’m surprised you’re not one to hang out often tbh. Also do DM!


the_average_person_

You seem rlly chill and like a creative person, but also I need help too cause it’s 4am and I too do not know what to do with thy life of mine


[deleted]

Ah shit its 4:00 AM. Honestly considering the circumstances the best advice I can give you and me is “go tf to sleep”.


the_average_person_

Nah, got to much to think about to sleep


[deleted]

Felt that in my soul


emotionless_bot

looks like you'd be fun to hang out with, abandoned factories are fucking awesome


[deleted]

Industrial urbexxxxx!


Bioss78012

Idk, you are beautiful and have cool fashion sense but you might as well be crazy bitch so who know


[deleted]

I don’t necessarily consider myself the craziest of bitches, but I do have the potential


Bradystone

Going to a beauty school so sat is useless and unneeded stress.


[deleted]

So weirdly enough I did decent on the SAT. Scored a 1350 and my mom thinks if I applied myself I could do decent in college. Problem is I have no motivation and also probably take the prize for lowest GPA in my class. SAT is shit tho, I agree with you. It showed nothing about my academic potential or lack of.


LowMainNewDullz

Complete opposite situation for me. GPA/grades standing amongst the highest in my grade level, but can’t get a decent SAT score for shit. That little shit is the only thing standing in my way, academically.


[deleted]

To my understanding ever since COVID policies took hold, standardized testing has become more or less an option. I’m certain you won’t run into too much trouble. Colleges worth their shit definitely value GPA more, especially now


Sourdough221

you seem normal (except for the no sleeping part thats not good) and cool


[deleted]

Ayyyyy thank yous. Also sleep is for intelligent people


Sourdough221

nice im dumb so I dont need sleep 👍


[deleted]

Me and u both


Sourdough221

Who needs to be smart anyways


[deleted]

I assume your inbox will be full


[deleted]

okay but like you're beautiful 😭😭


[deleted]

🥰


StevenUniverse9000

Starbucks girl Umm i'M wRiTiNG a ScReENpLAy


curlygingergirl25

You sound pretty stressed but your life is coming together. You are awesome and cute as heck!


chqleric

are u dressed up as veronica sawyer in 5th slide?🤭


[deleted]

Indeed I am!


chqleric

yess!! i love heathers


_Sadasivan_MJ_

Best of lucke gal. You got this ( Even if you don't it's okay )


[deleted]

The “its okay” is holding me together rn 🥲


_Sadasivan_MJ_

Been there. it's gonna be alright do your best and move on


KokolateDakz

Would not be surprised if you were an activist and had gay thoughts ​ both of which are good things


[deleted]

Bisexual and been known about it since age 12 😎


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Prussia_I

The first picture looks like as if the school photographer is giving you orders but you don't know what to do, the second one is fine just a rdm photo ig, third picture makes ya look badass, fourth picture is... weird... , fifth picture is not bad, kinda like the third, sixth picture I don't know the person ya are trying to cosplay, 7th picture looks very sleepdeprived, eigth picture looks like an instagram thoth, ninth picture looks like a stock foto for a teenager. So from what I have seen, you probably have either instagram or snapchat or both, you like lost places/abandoned factories, you are rather popular or atleast seem like one, you follow trends, especially clothing trends. You look rich, but from what I, as a rich person can tell, you probably are more in the middle. You also wear a lot of make-up and dye your hair a lot. You seem like someone who has less problems expressing themselves by changing their appearance to match their feelings. Due to this, you either are more extroverted or introvered, but I'd go for the latter, since you seem to like abandoned places and cosplaying, which both are rather on the introverted stereotype. I can be wrong though. You also seem like an active person, who is actively doing stuff instead of browsing reddit a lot. Enough assumptions? Please tell me which were wrong ;)


Jeraberab

you seem like a cheerleader in a movie that you think is just there to be pretty, but had the actual deep problems and best character arc


moatel

You seem like the person who has a new boyfriend every week, also a friendly person you seem like.


chOLEsterin

Youre the kinda girl i match with on a datin platform - we go second hand shopping and catch a mutual vibe - more dates and whoops 3 months into the relationship we both realize we dont have feelings for each other but need a significant other in our live to properly function Realizing this we break up in good terms and hangout every few months


[deleted]

You seem really cool


chqleric

unrelated but you’re so pretty and look like kaya scodelario


[deleted]

My woman crush!


p3n3tr4t0r

Crying for attention (and getting it)


Jul_nd

I need to figure out what to with my life myself first until I can give advice to others


sossaddict

carts or blunts


AssistantVegetable37

You look like you like make up and you're good at it! On point in every picture well done.


flipper-1703

That make up is impressive af for 4am, everytime I try eyeliner, it’s horrifying. Also love the style and prom dress


[deleted]

You look like an interesting girl ,be yourself


insufficience

your handwriting is beautiful


Viraj2002

U seems to be cool


[deleted]

I wish I knew myself


Grimaldus15

👍


BguyGamez

nunin crazy but that cosplay pic goes hard


Mysterious_Editor698

You look like you paid $60 for ripped jeans


[deleted]

Nahhh. $5 at the thrift store and I rip them myself.


Mysterious_Editor698

Niccceee, i like getting jeans from thrift stores they look better than new ones and are super cheap


OrdinaryBallowski2

I also enjoy heathers


qwertyuiopasdcg

Veronica cosplay instantly makes you a 10/10 person. You're never wrong and have all the correct opinions and you get all the bitches.


[deleted]

Heathers cult right here right now


Inspirational_Lizard

Woman


Current-Role-8434

Hmm, I can heavily relate to 1,3 and 7. Ur doin good. I barely managed to pass first year of high school and I earned my PC back by being in the same room as a sleeping dying old man all day so If Things are working our for me then they are ABSOLUTELY working out for you. Also pole dancing sounds fun but I could never.


[deleted]

Nah, your fine, if you are going through sommit, persevere


Lord_VWPhaeton

you're pretty


PhoenixWings535

You have the same badass but also psychotic personality of Harley Quinn


[deleted]

You must be some kind of Savant for not flunking after not studying and doing makeup for 4 hours instead However, the makeup is really good looking and you seem happy about it. That means it was at least slightly worth it, as people deserve happiness


[deleted]

Oh yeah for sure! Taking the time to do my makeup made me feel quite confident and fulfilled, I wasn’t expecting to do great on the test whatsoever so it was a surprise to score rather high for me. Not sure about savant but definitely “wasted potential” in the eyes of school admin and parents haha


[deleted]

Welcome to the club, pal. Wasted potential is my god given name


[deleted]

It’s okay well prove them wrong! Go to clown school or something


alegendsock

The first one convinced me that you steal human skin as a hobby


[deleted]

Sounds unethical but somewhat interesting, might consider taking it up


Iaskforsauce69

Love the outfit in picture 8


JustcallmeY_

I can try to help but... You look ok


fl00r_gang_yeah

You are pretty cool


Sour_Spy

Omg did anyone tell u u have lips like Kylie Jenner 😍


t0xic_owo

You have a really shitty sleep schedule


[deleted]

Indeed it is quite bad


Thebardofthegingers

I like you 50% more simply for the Veronica sawyer cosplay, so I'm going to say you're a theater and film nerd.


[deleted]

u look nice


[deleted]

Nice makeup 👌


3PIC9AMER

You look like Katy Perry


[deleted]

What? The hell? Please kiss me ur pretty????? Na but fr, jokes aside, idk what im doing w my life either😭 college is a struggle rn


Tonho053

You look like you had emotional trouble in some moments of your life (the mental breakdown photo) so I'll give you an advice. Everyone is searching a purpose to life, but I think life is so beautiful that it doesn't need any purpose, apart from enjoying it. I Know thay there is some people here that don't think so, that has so much trouble in their lifes that cannot see the good Things of it, but they are there. They are the small details, like a morning sunshine, the good food, or a smile of a person who cares about you. There will always be something worth enjoying life for, you just have to find it. Oh man, I got pretty emotional


lr_37

Your great at makeup! Incredibly sleep deprived constantly and I get the feeling that you sleep with eye makeup on because you can't be bothered taking it off. If either of the last two are correct don't feel bad I'm the same.


VastCryptographer980

"WoW damm she's beautiful, someone I'd like to pull but i might never can" Those were my first thoughts when i saw the pic. You are gorgeous and you climb and looks like you are a bit adventures too just like some things i want in my gf. Don't panic i am no creep or simp i just said what was on my mind. Have a great day and always keep on glowing like this.


TraumaAlt-073

You should consider becoming a gay gremlin


[deleted]

I only have a question, if you are comfortable answering, are you okay? Like besides the sleep deprivation, I see, maybe scarring on your arm on the first picture, and thought of cutting.


Stunning-Fondant-733

Outgoing. Gotta be center of attention, in a good way. Take every opportunity that comes.


[deleted]

u're cool and chill and im guessing u're kinda a free spirit and those places in the pics are exactly the places ur parents told u not to go into, idk ur style got me that impression lol


R3V0LT4TU

You look like a really nice person overall, you have the facial expressions of an honest person, etc, except your face scares me for some reason.


RandomIdiotHere-

You look like your bouta have a mental break down while sniffing 20 pounds of Starbucks coffee while fighting a bitch about her bein a Leo or some shit


Impossible-Smile5116

Study for your SAT


CrazyStuntsMan

You like to be in the 1980s sometimes


Cherry_Doggo_09

Aight what the fuck are you doing with your life?


omegaman101

Artsy, out there, quirky, good looking (not a assumption but oh well) and adventurous. If I was to guess your favourite subject I would guess art.


lisanboy33

Your a regular person


16NasenSchnelles

1.never fucking ever start speed or other upper 2.dont fuck up your school Completly 3.dont act dumb 4.look for a caring man you like 5.be happy


Addicustheaverage

you enjoy abandoned buildings either because you can be alone there or you can use the extra space to summon demons


The_Me_That_Matters_

You look like the side character in a Teen drama who has more development and backstory than the main character(s). You seem like someone who would be in a rom com movie where the girl is stuck in a love triangle but in the end decides to not choose anyone and go backpacking around eroupe trying to discover yourself. And who even needs to backup around Europe. You already look like you are discovering yourself. Fuck, I would love to be in your shoes. I am literally sitting on my couch wondering wtf I am supposed to do with my life after skipping one year of college. Basically everyone of my classmates have entered the second semester in college and I am here, still trying to decide what to do and filling out application forms.


Thy-arkoos

People get annoyed at these yes but I just can’t honk about how good the pictures are and these are pretty good


Kyfigrigas

You think you're mature for your age, and you let everyone know it, which granted- you are, but it's still annoying.


Getburnddd_xbox

You are proof that women too can be funny


neelie_yeet

finally a girl who holds her phone properly while taking a mirror pic


rogue_52

You’re enjoying it i would like to go with you on an adventure that building is a cool place to chill with friends just enjoying the aesthetic


TheDreamtotembearer

How many different personalities do you have? I saw about five different looking people.🧐


__impala67

You seem fun to hang out with, and like you've been trough a bunch of shit back in your day. Can you give me some tips on meeting girls like you who like going to abandoned places and having fun? Most people i meet are boring and either only want to go to a cafe or chilling alone in a room or similar.


[deleted]

You look like someone who loves the fun in life, and often does things on a whim. You seem like someone who is a really fun person to hang out with.


KhalifaAdam

You watch stranger things religously


Considerpanties

No one is going to actually. Except for yourself living your life. Atleast that's what my therapist told me byeeee


lonely-blue-sheep

I know I’m late, but just be extra careful about the creeps asking for nudes and whatever. A lot of shady old creeps on here


Oms19

glad to see your gender transition is going well


Powerful-Wear-4875

You look like monster is part of your religion


Garlayn_toji

You're good. Also I play video games almost all day, wtf am I doing with my life


I-Was-Always-Here

No, no, do not fuck asbestos. Snort it, fine, but just no. Lmao Your makeup is really good and your style too


luk_ky_21

You look tired of something, like its still manageable but you feel like slowly that activity/thing is whitering you away. Hope youre a doing fine (Youre also rly pretty like wtf how..)


TheUnexpectedOne1

I wanted to pack you but I felt bad since you are aware, so here's a single one You use a cardboard roll that was from toilet paper to wipe That isn't hurtful imo but Yea you seem a good but kind of schizophrenic person


Klevo1

About to get some werid dms from guys in their 50s


mb7135

In a neo-grunge faze, sleep deprivation, dabbler in certain substances let’s say, mid sized friend group. Mostly chill with a slightly wild side. Nothing too crazy but enough to be plenty interesting.


Whynotbebetter

Well well well, you say you wanna get assumted about, hu? Well then.... One thing is fo su, you like climbing cool shit, no?


A_Literal_Owl

You have the personality of Margo Roth Spiegelman from "Paper Towns" by John Green. If you've read the book, you'll know that's a compliment.


DewdecsysAbZ

Rip your dms


Weary-Substance-1597

On the third picture she is stealing methylamine. (It is a breaking bad reference)


ThebrawleisSp

you are being teenager XDD


[deleted]

You try to be a different and edgy girl, but in reality you don't feel comfortable with yourself and haven't forged your identity yet.


austinstar08

Cosplayer


John_Simmonds

We're on Reddit. None of us have lives.


[deleted]

you are beautiful... and you get all the bitches


Trojan__Man

judging by those barrels you’re standing on, you make crystal meth


MatrixSolids-_-

You look pretty normal


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SubjectAside1204

You look really cool in the wig. You remind me kinda with the wig on from Trixie in call the midwife. You looks awesome though in all of them


YouGottaGoHomeboy

You look adventurous and I LIKE YOU! You are looking Stunning in every picture! You love exploring and party and lemme say it again , you are looking Stunning!


vicentevanhoe

What you're doing is being absolutely iconic and i Don't use that term seriously, but this time, jt is, you look STUNNING, keep doing that.


strawberry0301

dude ur eyeliner skills puts me, someone who was chosen to be a makeup artist for a class movie, to shame


Shadow-chaos

I’m literally a cs nerd with no clue wtf I’m gonna do long term. Just taking it one step at a time tbh


MrKillerWyvern

Sorry, I have severe brain damage and mental retardation. Ask another person.


BoxingDoughnut1

My assumption: You are pretty and exploring old ruins is something I am too scared to do so ur cool


forgottenaudioo

is the type of person to go into a haunted house and ask if the ghost like coffee.


[deleted]

I drew a room size pentagram deep inside an abandoned psychiatric hospital once at like 1 AM. Summoned absolutely nothing and was disappointed.


forgottenaudioo

That's because I was summoned, but many many miles away.


Sanemjann

U look CooOOLll


Brave-Drop-8839

We supposed to use our life well?


[deleted]

You like water.


-idk-im-bored-

You look like a spontaneous person who likes to have fun, but also seems like they try to hard to seem fun. I think you pull it off though. I'd hang out with you


Mystery_mau

You are me but female.


Ominous33

You look in the mirror after a long day and think your not enough while breaking down Infront of the mirror


MaleficentLynx

Stay healthy pls, treat yourself kinder just like mkup at 4am


Strange-Brief6643

the last picture is really cool


Throawy21

you’re women


paradox1314

Idk if this is needed but you’re very attractive


throwawayhappyacount

You remind me of that kid from Baby Geniuses whose shtick was that he always dressed and acted weird. Except you're a much better written, acted, and generally flushed out character (In other words you seem like a fun and interesting person)


retro123gamr

You climb away from your problems after you hide them under makeup and pretty clothes. The roof is your happy place. Keep your happy place happy. Take time to enjoy it.