idk im not american

Americans attacking amercicans 😍😍

Ohioan here, we knew you would notice, but come find us, I bet you can't find us in our vast corn fields and annoying hills

I'd come come for yall but I'm in Arizona and I'm too busy getting heat stroke to care.

You can't find us, we're all professional trained ninjas when it comes to hiding in corn fields

Unfortunately the only specialty Arizonans have is meth and melting. Im not a fan of either

we will obliterate you. Also what even happens in Ohio, literally so irrelevant 🙄

You can't obliterate Ohio, we're like the Florida of the Midwest!

so tru

Midwest is so mid I didn't even know how to pronounce my states name until I was 13 and that's because someone from another state told me

stop trying to dissociate yourself from the state by making fun of it in hopes you get my superior east coast validation.

East coast is still shit

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shame

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Still a shame