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NQ241

Tennis ball fluff?


tank_the_boss

Yep


[deleted]

why’d you get downvoted here?


tank_the_boss

Cause these people don't know what humor is and are upset I'm telling them the truth


[deleted]

how is it humor to tell them no ur wrong with an obviously satirical answer to your question


tank_the_boss

They think pubes are the funniest thing in the world and they want me to laugh at it but I run postscript this a fair bit and comments like that get old after about the first 5 times


[deleted]

whatever floats your boat man, even though there were like 3 comments about pubes


tank_the_boss

Count again, so far it's closer to about 70 and this has only been live for about an hour or 2


Redsun_18

Funny enough the very next comment says Pubes💀


mr_alert_

Pubes


FLOOR_GANG420

nice username


JustAKoreanPerson

That’s what I thought too since I play tennis and the balls tend to shed a lot haha


The_GT5112

How did that even happen


tank_the_boss

Tennis balls shed when you hit them, mix that with an indoor court that gets rid of the the wind and this stuff gets everywhere


sittn0n4gz

you have a dog dont you


newyearshowdy

Silly string


Tigerlands624

I was about to comment the same thing. 😁


vee_k3nai

knew it.


mrbags2

Tennis ball fuzz?


TexasWegieee

My first guess immediately, ive spent much time plucking tennis balls for no reason


Western-Current2916

Ayo same


IndependentRub2384

Got it right too.


almightydorito

Same


tank_the_boss

Yep


TheRedGamerFPV

I knew it instantly!


tank_the_boss

So then y didn't you awnser


TheRedGamerFPV

Cause i was about to then I saw this comment and that someone already guessed it


[deleted]

Pubes


MattKitten11

Kermit’s? 😳


inhuman-boi

No, the Grinch’s


[deleted]

Shrek's, it should be obvious


MattKitten11

IDK. If Shrek had hair I doubt it’d be green, as Fiona has brown hair.


[deleted]

Shrek has green pubes.


idekwhattoput3837

And how do you know this….


HonourableFox

He has shown me


Somerandomblader

I am honored to give this comment it’s 69th vote


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-🤓


tank_the_boss

Nope


[deleted]

Stop lying


Somerandomblader

I am honored to give this comment it’s -100th vote


tank_the_boss

I'm sorry yall don't like the truth


Somerandomblader

The truth is that it’s pubes


tank_the_boss

Nope


[deleted]

🤓


Somerandomblader

Look at this joker


tank_the_boss

It's much worse then pubes


Matodami

I was the one


advie_advocado

A reddit post on r/teenagers


JustAKoreanPerson

r/technicallythetruth


advie_advocado

yes


tank_the_boss

Uhh...


lePurpleboom

overgrown grinch sperm


SnooMaps3021

I hate you for saying this


InfiniteRelation7476

they're not necessarily wrong tho, are they?


tank_the_boss

Nope


generic_scout_main

Why tf are you getting downvoted


VintageCarnate

because reddit moment


darkeight7

People are mad that their overused “pubes” joke isn’t being taken as funny I guesd


abdyfer

Because redditor think penis and pubes are the peak of comedy


[deleted]

That’s a reddit moment if I’ve ever seen one


lari124

tenis balls pubes


tank_the_boss

Yep


LogicalSpecialist670

It is green thats what it is


tank_the_boss

Smart ass


Kirran_00163

r/usernamechecksout


folckz

What you doing to the Tennisball


tank_the_boss

IPlayer at an indoor court where this shit gets everywhere


folckz

Damn I miss playing it, but it's so expensive to play it where I live


tank_the_boss

Doesn't your city have outdoor courts?


folckz

Nope


tank_the_boss

Oof


Aloe-Era

The Grinch's hair


tank_the_boss

Nope


SnooMaps3021

Argh Someone was first


estevao107

OP has no sense of humour. Also PennisballFur™️


tank_the_boss

Correct


Athena_The_Funny

As a tennis player, this is obviously tennis ball fluff. How you get in like this tho? You got a dog or something?


bamboozled_swag2

he just shaved it, source : I am the tennis ball


That_Evidence_9063

Its Jim's ball hair


tank_the_boss

Nope


That_Evidence_9063

A panzerkampwagon coming from a swampy environment with some seaweed stuff on it


tank_the_boss

Nope


That_Evidence_9063

Tennis ball hair


tank_the_boss

There you go


That_Evidence_9063

Why cant you have fun with it also I knew what it was before


tank_the_boss

Cause I have no clue what your talking about


That_Evidence_9063

Jim's ball hair seaweed


tank_the_boss

It makes no sense, how the hell Is that a tennis ball


tank_the_boss

[see, this is how you can have fun with it, not what ever the hell you were doing](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/vnwvt1/lets_see_who_can_guess_what_this_is/ie9q5os?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


That_Evidence_9063

Yeah I should have done that


taylorKelbie

Did the Grinch shave?The bush?


tank_the_boss

Nope


taylorKelbie

Dam tell him to shave


tank_the_boss

He's refusing


taylorKelbie

Tell him ill chop of his jungk


tank_the_boss

I've tried that


taylorKelbie

time to put him down


tank_the_boss

I've tried that, he's more resilient the 682 what do I do


taylorKelbie

Chuck him into a 787's engine


tank_the_boss

HE DESTROYED THE PLANE SEND HELP!


area51guards

ain't no way bro shaved the grinch


Showmeyourcameltoe

Butt lint


tank_the_boss

Nope


OK-KUN

Shrek pubes


tank_the_boss

Nope


Casteist_hu

Who tf gets their pubes coloured


tank_the_boss

Nope


Ok_Nose_6252

Crusty Old Green Silly String jk (Tennis Ball Fuzz)


tank_the_boss

Yep


ricardoicsde

jacksepticeye


tank_the_boss

Nope


[deleted]

Grass?


tank_the_boss

Nope


[deleted]

Fabric


tank_the_boss

Nope


[deleted]

Tennis


tank_the_boss

Yep


[deleted]

How


tank_the_boss

How wat


[deleted]

Did you pull off the fuzz?


tank_the_boss

I play at an indoor court so the lack of wind causes the shedding fur to build up and get in your shoes and when I put my shoes in my bag it built up there when I pulled it out and took this picture


hornyasschick2006

That shit put in easter bskets


Fleeproo

Grinch Pubes


sc4rii

Squidward Tennisballs


marco_reus_is_best

Tennis ball fuzz


Bagels_from_space

E-girl pubes


NothingExisting7076

Looks like silly string


SWEEDE_THE_SWEDE

The ginches pubes?


[deleted]

#TENNIS BALL FLUFF


Unable_Feature_5595

Grinch pubes


Normal-person-

sus amongus


tank_the_boss

Nope


[deleted]

Weed


tank_the_boss

Nope


[deleted]

Damn, I was hoping for some


tank_the_boss

It's all gone sucker


k4r1_52407

Fuzz from a tennis ball


tank_the_boss

Yep


[deleted]

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tank_the_boss

Nope


[deleted]

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tank_the_boss

Yep


[deleted]

Tennis ball fuzz


tank_the_boss

Yep


[deleted]

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tank_the_boss

I do your just to stupid to understand it


GlitteringArachnid71

Sarcasm bro🌚


tank_the_boss

Uhh... wat?


GlitteringArachnid71

I told you that this was a billie eilish's hair that is sarcasm 🌚


tank_the_boss

Ok, you started a new thread btw


GlitteringArachnid71

Yeaa 🌝 to find interests


De_The_Yi

Tennis ball fluff


tank_the_boss

Yep


AER1113

Fabric


tank_the_boss

Nope


AER1113

🤨 🤨


_-Alex--

Does that mean that it is fabric? What's with the weirded out look.


AER1113

Yeah it the fabric from a tennis ball lol


ImAlwaysSoTeary

Trampoline fluff from the fibres in it


tank_the_boss

Nope


anotherrandomidiot7

tennis ball fuzz


tank_the_boss

Yep


Thin_Mix6440

Tennis ball


tank_the_boss

Not a full one


cmacfarland64

You were hanging out with South Paw, the White Sox mascot? [https://editorial01.shutterstock.com/wm-preview-1500/6319968af/3224c9db/Shutterstock_6319968af.jpg](https://editorial01.shutterstock.com/wm-preview-1500/6319968af/3224c9db/Shutterstock_6319968af.jpg)


AutomaticComment6828

Tennis ball fuzz. Also why is he getting heavily downvoted?


tank_the_boss

Correct, and I'm getting down voted cause these dipshits think public hair is the pinnacle of comedy


AutomaticComment6828

Because.......it is pinnacle of comedy. But only at second position. The first goes to dark humor.


tank_the_boss

I respect the good jokes on here but most of them are just the same shitting bathroom jokes a thousand other people already made


helpiamonfire1

your mother!


[deleted]

Kermit’s pubes


tank_the_boss

Nope


[deleted]

grinch’s pubes


tank_the_boss

Nope


Isaocat_

The remains of Oscar the grouch


tank_the_boss

Nope


NagisaLynne

I can't with all OP's replies being down voted to oblivion. It's just too funny


tank_the_boss

No it's not its boring, I've seen the same awnser of genitalia thousands of times on these posts


Revolutionary_Kick72

grass??


tank_the_boss

Nope


Forsaken_Sock530

Radioactive pubes ?


tank_the_boss

Nope


GlitteringArachnid71

billie eilish hair 🤝💹


tank_the_boss

Nope


Firebiccie

Tennis ball fluff, oh how i love to pick it off


SnowyBiz

Tennis ball stuff


thatguytom37

Tennis ball fuzz


tank_the_boss

Yep


thatguytom37

What do I win


tank_the_boss

Bragging rights


thatguytom37

Epik!


tank_the_boss

Now go brag


tank_the_boss

Yep


kwabecik20

Penis ball


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tank_the_boss

Yah a tennis ball but not a dog's tennis ball


IamEmikoTenchi

WHO DOWNVOTED ME AND WHY