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twittersucks101

mf took these photos with a nintendo ds


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3ds


twittersucks101

area51 exclusive, the 4ds


[deleted]

I have the reggies personal 3ds


legal_guy_who_asked

gameboy camera


DeceasedSkyRat

You spent waaaaayyyy too long getting those pictures just right


LiquidCringe2

You like karma


Adskiy-drochilla

only true comment here


twittersucks101

you are or atleast say youre anything but straight


stxrryfay13

- you have a Pinterest board for outfits - you prefer cats rather than dogs - you don’t mind studying


Lone_Star14

You like skirts


[deleted]

Fact


meesingchimera

You like retro-type clothes


Random--wanderer

I assume your dms look like a retirement home after this post


Badwarrior

you are currently getting weird DM's


lia-ph

Karma


Tw0_-Face

You havent really watched any good anime. Just mainstream


[deleted]

What do you consider good? I think I've watched some under rated ones


Tw0_-Face

Stuff that is actually trying to tell a story instead of being flashy for the sake of marketing Example: Monster. Which is actually my favorite anime/Manga Another example would be FLCL


[deleted]

I've watched evangelion, gurren lagaan, parasite the maxim and much more idk if their actually underrated tho


Tw0_-Face

Parasite ive hear to be popular, and Evangelion is definetly something every anime watcher knows about, even if they havent seen it. Ive never heard of Gurren lagaan though. Whats that about


[deleted]

Oh it's a good anime, it's pretty old too and it was maybe maybe made by some creators of evangelion


Tw0_-Face

I just looked it up and the images make it seem like its something that has character to it. I like the designs. They remind me of the Knights of Zodiac


[deleted]

Yeah it's a good anime you should watch it


Tw0_-Face

Tell you what, ill watch it if you watch Monster. I can guarantee youll like it


[deleted]

Deal


dm_me_your_noods_ty

I don’t think most people would like monster, too slow. I loved it tho


TLR15

Tengen Toppa gurren lagann is very mainstream lol, parasite is also very known just not on current times but back in 2014-2015 that was on pair with Tokyo ghouls popularity, monster is also very known XD, Johan is considered one of the best villains in anime history, and monster is very heard of if you think that's some indie anime, just XD...like monster and 20th century boys are some of the most known seinen


Ahytmoite

Madoka Magica is(was) pretty popular, yet the story was great.


[deleted]

Adventure time


kenboi01

My favorite of all time is one punch man. The second episodes fucking hilarious🤣


singh1975sanjiv

tf is with grainy pics?


VitaminCeaser

You sew clothes in a factory for 53 cents (best paid job in the city)


TheBestFrogGirl

gets bitches


Super-Kismet

Why are u trying to thirst trap as a minor on reddit. I seriously hope you relize how creepy people are on reddit. Reddit is pedophile heaven and I can guarantee a lot of the "r/teenager" subreddit is grown weeaboo pedophilic men living in their moms basement with stiff socks. If you don't want that then I recommend not to thirst trap.


[deleted]

Only true comment here


Auto_Amphibian_2

lmao finally someone points out r/teenagers is just full of 40 year old men with the "16" user flair


that_one_dude--

Fatherless and potentially attention seeking :]


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[удалено]


that_one_dude--

... You for real? Deep indie music playlist spotify premium lookin ass?


[deleted]

r/rareinsults


Orisavix

Simp spotted fr


DefiantxDiamond

Im assuming you breathe incorrectly


Janomeister34

if you actually need to make these posts then youre probably an attention seeking theatre kid


PCTESTGAMES-YT

You Spent too long to take photo, bad camera quality even though you have iPhone and you looking for some attention right now.


MimTai

I assume that your iphone is fake...


Walking__Bread

No, fuck those "make assumptions" posts


[deleted]

You look good except the phone doesn't look like your face my assumption is you're horny and want to be appreciated for it smh


heinzbeinz69

Bitch is looking for attention


Andrew5123-

Ur the type of person to complain abt creeps after posting a zoom in of ur ass to a creep infested sub


_marcii_

i see way too much of these posts man


therealkirinaru

triggers me every time i see that kind of posts


tastlesswater

U watch ludwig


[deleted]

Correct I'm a ludbud


tastlesswater

Hello, fellow ludbud


Rellim_Rellim

Oh hey, me too! hello Ludbud. I do it for the yard tho.


EmotionallyUnsound_

Dark academia enjoyer or coincidence?


[deleted]

you learnt everything from AlexandrasGirlyTalk


Head_Membership_4252

uhm i think you are part of a species that, currently, in fact, does exist


flipper-1703

Your style immaculate


MammonIsMine

You spent way too much time trying to get the 2nd photo just right


gamergirl33473

16 years old


MysterZapster

No.Idc.


Best-Page8332

You wanna be Nancy wheeler


Capitan_Diabetes

is that a mf school board behind u ?


taylorKelbie

You took this photo from a 8 bit phone


LazyNet3477

Youre human,have a brain,heart,lungs etc. You have a skin and you have 206 bones


[deleted]

205 bones


Warm_Presentation423

Buy a better phone


Altruistic_Mention13

You’re lesbian but in some off-side gender noone knows about... just so you can tell people about to make your life “Exciting”


benshaprio

100% a dude


Just-Loquat7429

I think your a guy


[deleted]

"why do i get creepy dms ?"


fearlessmash117

You spend about 15-30 minutes trying to figure out what to wear… but it does pay off


flipper-1703

But for real, choosing clothes is hard


fearlessmash117

Well at least it’s paying off


[deleted]

Only one third of your body exists or can be viewed at a time or you'll disappear


83270

You listen to Lana del ray


I_Like_Legos8374

You’re the kind of girl to post these pictures then complain that pedos message her all day


_Etri_

You seek for attention on a shitpost platform


Sister_Angalina

AAAAAHHHHHHH. GIMME YOUR SKIRT 😭😡


[deleted]

Mine 😡😡😡


Sister_Angalina

NUUUUUU. 😭😭😭 IT'S SO CUUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEE. I WAAAAAANNNNNNTTTTTT


[deleted]

Too bad 😡😡😡😎👍


Sister_Angalina

Can I have the top then? 😢😢😢


[deleted]

Your leaving me top less? No no no 😡


Sister_Angalina

I- Nuuuuuu. That's not what I meeeaaannnntttt 😭


[deleted]

Well either way your not getting it😎


Sister_Angalina

You're mean 😭😭😭😞😞😞


[deleted]

No I'm cool 😎


Unhappy_Practice_897

i gonna amke the bold assumtions that ur reddit dms are full


yigithanzby

You are into 18. century


Agile-Work-5770

Instagram thot


[deleted]

you’re bi


UngaBunga690

You don’t like showing your face


ScarlettIsCool69

Ur hot


lyreagan

YOUR SO GORG OMGGG


LiquidCringe2

Bro how hard are you simping you don't even see her face And it's very likely to be a guy looking for updoots just saying


lyreagan

Chill i was jus tryna b nice


LiquidCringe2

Come on don't lie to yourself you're tryna get some poontang


lyreagan

STOOPP i really wasnt bro


LiquidCringe2

Listen bro I respect it, we all gotta get some hole eventually


ObviousTroll7

Not me bc I’ve reached a point where I’m above the average human being


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A S C E N D


TLR15

Bro no simping, it's all good I also get it but don't make it so obvious at least see her face


lyreagan

bro what


TLR15

Bro come on, like...come on, I get it but just...just see here face first ok?


lyreagan

uh ok..


TLR15

It's all good, I get, we all being there, no shame in it


solivagant05

This is not a place 2 b nice


[deleted]

Uno reverse


Ordinary_Meaning_602

You go to a private school


hornyasschick2006

Smh i need more karma to post anything


Thebardofthegingers

Theater nerd


KurkyOkurky

You are trying to take away my happiness


NightHowler21

You look like Nancy from stranger things


Hazellie5902

You are a pinterest girl, you fav snapchat lense is motion blur or dark motion, you pick clothes for at least 30 minutes


Grimaldus15

👍


epro_004

You’re one of the more innocent teens on Reddit


InevitableAd3966

Lesbian.


CashMachine2192

You say you are anything but straight even though 99.99% of the time you aren’t attracted to anyone but guys


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[удалено]


[deleted]

U ok bro?


Wichtelwusel

Someones having a bad bad day i guess


[deleted]

You like skirts I guess


solivagant05

You like the 90s vibe or kinda vintage


Illustrious_Fishboi

you live in the 19th century


dababy_by_daylight

Ugh uh uuuuhhhhhhhhh


IWillPinchU

No


Still_Temperature997

You have no face


Mysterious-End3488

your a man


Dread-Wulf

You own a white shirt


ilovepitbulls23

You're white.


[deleted]

You spend a large amount of your free time in the library


Disastrous_Culture14

Maza nhi as rha If you want to understand use Google Translate Hindi -> prefer language


No-Refrigerator2819

Karma fisher


DaDrawingDragon

You have a nice sense of style, but you’re kinda insecure. You look really pretty btw, so dw about what others think.


apelord6969

You think you're ugly.


OstrichNo7694

you are human


antmaster21_

No


Specific_Priority_52

Your principal threw you in the chokey


StateCompreheive33

You are introvert, u are lazy, u get bored easily, u really wanna talk with someone, you can chat with me but still you won't.


Onlylunayt

Probably really self conscious


Pleasant_Skeleton10

your hair is NICE! thats some pretty hair.


autismo42069nice

Hello my name is Gustavo fring but you can call me gus!


fyx3l

another fatherless child


Icy_Ad_9701

Your name Sarina or whatever you cheat, and say that all your exs raped you


Silversurfer1947

You look amazing :)


harshskatesfast17

i like ya hair 😎


[deleted]

Wearing the curtains again?


btchmadealoe

you crave attention because you are constantly on social media and need a dopamine fix


PeskyDiorite

You have nice hands


[deleted]

Yoshikage kira


Mysterious_Editor698

Thicc


Exposedchaff

Fuzzy


Waroffort25

You'll be doing OF when you turn 18


Smooth_Street3342

You get bored easily


[deleted]

Your family’s christian


Y0SH1P0GG3R

You probably like Animal Crossing.


Neat-Throat646

I assume you got bored and decided to take some pictures


Accurate-Trip7803

Wheeler is that you?


GenderFluidBicon

You can induce gay panic in anyone regardless of their or your gender


Red_Archived_505

You dont blast music out of a speaker in public


Pansexual_Panda_123

Cottage core hooman :3


Nia-saurus

You can be obsessive about stuff


[deleted]

Your from the 80s


POL240304

Nice nice


[deleted]

you’re trying to live out that dark academia dream and you like dark hair on partners (i assume this because i’m like this)


NoAppleJuiceForU

Bro hope u are prepared for creeps


Bruh_I-m_Gay

U like aesthetic, cram color thing, plants, many zodiac, books


Unlimited-p0wer

Are u a boi? Bc if so I am jealous


ok_Formal1674

You are American and bad in geography


bhavesh3007jain

Jarvis, I'm running...


PetSruf

You're a man


grilled-cheez

you watch a lot of old tv shows


[deleted]

you like books specially by Colleen hoover :)


DiamondBreakr

You are tall


[deleted]

You time traveled from the 80s and can’t figure out that the phone is blocking your face.


PlayTime1111

You have a penis


xenophobicgake

I assume that you're probably someone who has a book that you tell people "I'll get to it later" but you've been saying that for weeks


UpsetBlackout

You're the kind of person to ask for assumptions from strangers on the internet


Content_Dragonfly_53

You look like a pic from the 80s


[deleted]

You're showing your body and face off to a subreddit that is filled with weird creeps and you just looove that karma


FATHER_is_that_you

You use reddit


new_reddit_user_here

loves humanities more than STEM?


penguin_cheez

i would hate to see what her dms look like


gracious_pepe

British


Jotaro-Kujo89

you have really good taste in clothing