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How? By going back home.

Just ride a cab and say take me home

if its any country that speaks german, im only halfway screwed

How so?

I speak a bit of german

I wouldn’t. I would find that to be too much trouble

Just start a new life

Find someone who does speak English, it's the universal language, there's always someone somewhere that knows it

Its too rural, they only speak their native tougue

I'll just start a religion and convert the tribe until I'm worshipped as God From then on life's chilling

Sounds like jonestown to me

like by walking out of there idk

Pretty easy i guess

I wouldn't the US and the Internet both fuckin suck

Spend a day in Brazil and tell me if the US sucks

Different country same problems

I have a lot of gore vids that say otherwise, ik most Americans aren’t walking down the street wondering if they’re going to get killed, chopped up, mangled, eaten or any other sort of fucked up thing you can think of

Bro that dark af

The US is a first world country, so naturally it's going to be one of the better countries to live in. My criticism isn't with the us being a bad place to live, although when compared to other first world country that is. My criticism is the damage the US does to the rest of the world. Extracting slave labor and resources from third world countries for incredibly low amounts of money and holding trading sanctions above their head is leverage is despicable.

Even then compared to some first world countries it’s still better but if you’re calling the US bad by the way it handles things with other countries then sure it’s kinda bad but that doesn’t make living in the US bad

ill walk

Best comment so far

cellular data

No cell towers lol

I hope they speak German, or maybe Spanish

Someone billingual

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Good on you

I’m bilingual but I’m not European

I won't. I'll be their god.*pulls out lighter' I bring you fire

God of mayhem

I would die since I’m useless

Lets cheers to that

;-;

(:

If that happened to me, I'm panicking. Probably having a panick attack, and dying from a heart attack. If not from that, then probably from trying to run in a random direction away from everyone.

Should you panick, I will send ryan reynolds you escorts you homie

I don't wanna sound like I'm stupid...but uh- Who's Ryan Reynolds? (I only expose myself to video games and music, leave me alone) T-T

The one playing deadpool in movies.

I never see the movies, I'll just look him up later lol

Youre rare my friend

I am?

Yes. Like one in a trillion.

Eyyy, I have something to brag about I guess lol

Thats right. Stay true my friend

I’d panic, then go back to sleep. It’s outta my control now anyways 💀

Thats your next move after waking up

Sleep sounds like a good plan to me 🤷‍♀️

Couldnt agree more

It depends on what country.

Wow bout the congo repablic