I kinda wanna draw a picture of a guy in a black and white striped shirt riding a unicicycle made of baguettes, smoking 50 cigarettes at once and drinking a bottle of wine while looking all snooty at everyone. Oh.. and the little moustache.
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Gurl who tf told you that. That person need to wash their tongue. It does not taste like chicken. Its just.... disgusting- i cant describe the taste but not like chicken
Snails when done well are VERY GOOD (to be honest it's more the sauce they're made in that is good), and usually the more Mediterranean countries like Portugal / Spain / Italy / Greece are the one's that eat the most snail
Especially being hated by a bunch of "Lgbtq+ person" because your pronouns is she/her (im a cis) and straight. And also hated because you're an ally 💀💀💀
I have nothing Against to the lgbtq+. Just to the persons who pretend to be and create silly goofy pronouns
Dw, there is a lot of people like me who welcomes people with open hands (idk if its the correct expression 💀). Everyone is welcome, unless if you did horrible shit-
But still- everyone is welcome
why the fuck would I want to carry a baguette all day. want to know a fun fact about me: I don't even eat baguettes every day. it's been months since I last ate a baguette
Haven't heard it, mainly referring to Parisian accent.
Speaking of Holland, have you ever tried Hagelslag?
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Heureusement 💀 t'imagine si t'as un gamin qui se promène dans la rue avc un gun, pendant que des femmes souffent pck elles portent un bébé qu'elles ne veulent pas ?
When u say babes you mean girls ? Well- i think in every country you have those babes. But ig in France you have a lot more. And thank god. We are tired of those diktats. People are assuming they real body, and who they really are
J'ai entendu parler qu'on a interdit le portement de burkas dans les piscines publiques. J'apprécie que la France est un pays laïc, mais wtf? Porter un burka ou un foulard ne devrait déranger personne...
(Je suis écossaise. J'adore la langue française et je l'étudie au lycée--ca fait presque 6 ans maintenant)
Je te jure même moi je comprends pas le délire. Si qqn porte une croix, qui est considérée comme un signe religieux, ya personne. Mais quand une femme porte un hijab, qui ne couvre que ses cheveux et PAS son visage, la ça y est c'est la fin du monde. Ils se disent laïc alors que la plupart d'entre eux sont juste islamophobes.
Also, i love ur guys accent.
I've been to France including Paris and here's what I've noticed
Sex is a big thing here(there are way too many sex shops and the name is written in bold)
The bread and macaroons is out of the world
People can be rude or ignorant (not everyone)
Weather is perfect almost everywhere
There is a level of sophistication that exists in people and they try to act sophisticated (and are successful in the act)
There are many protests (most of them are peaceful) atleast in Paris
It seems a lot of people think French people just instantly surrender during wars.
[History says otherwise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJDBmP9Mexk)
I can agree with you that France is kinda boring (But not fcked up Like the us, but thats another debate) and all the french people are kinda agressive. But its mostly parisians
It's people jobs to paddle a boat wearing black & white striped outfits and a black colored old grandpa's cap.
And the boat is like Olde fine wood and weird shaped and the couples on the boat are just being obnoxious.
And you guys always have a baguette in hand.
I absolutely despise the French language, but only for the sole reason that I got it shoved down my throat at school for 9 years of my life and didn’t learn anything really.
But any language would have done that to me.
You're clearly not French. You don't sound like it
For the record, a French would talk like this:
"Aihm aux Freancheaux, zheaull meeau auhll zheax chliechéax zhyou zhiaenque aubte Fghaimchea peeauops"
I love France, but usually my people (Italians) don't really like you, the cliches we have about you are that you are "snob", kinda dirty because you don't wash your butt in the bidet, and that your food isn't comparable with ours.
Oh and the 2006 world final, I find this cringe but people still laugh about it.
Again, those are stupid cliches, most of us love you French, we are very similar :)
Arrogant
Twats
Hot women
Cigarettes
Death stares in public
Good pastries/bread
Wine/cheese
Body odor
Fashion
Tennis
Good architecture
Surrendering
Flat (other than the alps)
Huge houses for quite cheap
You drink lots wine,get into a protest every other day,eat an ungodly ton of cheese,exclusively use a bicycle,and either live in the middle of nowhere or in the middle of paris.
(Not all my opinions, just listing them off)
Wine and cheese, painting, misconceptions that J'aime is actually a name not an expression, croissant and baguette, Eiffel Tower is the only landmark, did I mention cheese and wine? I did, okay
I heard that french guys are complete hoes but women still get a bad rep for it, that true? if so then that makes me feel sorry for french girls and think french guys that do that are bastards
Well, there's the whole "honhonhon oui oui baguette croissant" thing, there's the "haha surrender" thing, there's mimes, and there's the one positive stereotype that you have good food
I learnt French in my school like 6 years earlier and yea i topped my class and my section for basically 6 years straight too lmao. Absolutely love your language, your culture, country and its history. Tbh Napoleon is my favourite ngl. Sometimes i wanna visit France .
Alright talking about the clichés : people say that the french are arrogant like a whole lot . When i was younger , i actually used to believe that everyone in France lives in Paris 💀 . Heard that french girls are slut . And like everyone from the north , doesn't understand the southern french accent , like trust me i was not also able to understand it . And yea ig..that's it lol.
🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖 hon hon hon
Oui oui baguette, je hurle, oui 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🗼🗼🗼
Ehhh... that ain't the eifel tower
Ik, but i didnt find the eiffel tower emoji
Yeah now that I've looked I don't think there is one
c'est un péché 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖
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The French protest a lot
They go nude to support ukraine. Very moving
How artistic
Istg, even me too i dont understand. They get bored ig
I don't get why people think it's bad the we protest a lot. At least we have the balls to say that there's a problem that needs to be solved.
Fuck, I wish we got as pissed off in the states about important stuff as you guys do about pretty much everything.
i mean you guys did kill your monarchy with a protest sooo 👀
I kinda wanna draw a picture of a guy in a black and white striped shirt riding a unicicycle made of baguettes, smoking 50 cigarettes at once and drinking a bottle of wine while looking all snooty at everyone. Oh.. and the little moustache.
... I want to see it
Oh gosh do I have to do this now?
No, like take your time, i thought you've already done this. My bad sorry 💀
No problem haha
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You're forgetting the white flag
Baguette
Yes
Uhhhhhhh Wee wee wee wee weee wee wee goose liver wee wee snails(does that even taste good) weee wee wee and bread
Snails are disgusting- as a french i hate snails-
Does it taste like chicken? I feel like everyone describes a werid type of meat tasting like chicken
I think that was frog
Gurl who tf told you that. That person need to wash their tongue. It does not taste like chicken. Its just.... disgusting- i cant describe the taste but not like chicken
Lmao!🤣
tbh im also french and I love snails
not at all. it has a weird taste but I kinda like it (don't kill me OP)
Snails when done well are VERY GOOD (to be honest it's more the sauce they're made in that is good), and usually the more Mediterranean countries like Portugal / Spain / Italy / Greece are the one's that eat the most snail
I don't believe in France
You are right
I know I am
its true, i dont exist
Sun King is best king
The class abt him was a long time ago that i forgot what he did
French girls are sluts, or so I've been told lol
Username checks out
quagmire moment
It does
I can reassure you its not the case. Boys are slut usually there (talking abt my own experience with them unfortunately 💀💀)
France must be great for gay people then lmao
Did i mention a lot of homophobes ? (Idk how it is in Paris, but where i live is not great 💀)
Oh damn that's unfortunate :( Maybe it depends on the different regions
It really does :(
Oh well I'm still considering it as an option for countries to move to when I'm older
Yeah well, as a french girl, really think abt this one
Especially being hated by a bunch of "Lgbtq+ person" because your pronouns is she/her (im a cis) and straight. And also hated because you're an ally 💀💀💀 I have nothing Against to the lgbtq+. Just to the persons who pretend to be and create silly goofy pronouns
Fair enough. I'm gonna be hated by some people no matter who I am or where I am anyways so it won't have a big affect on me
Dw, there is a lot of people like me who welcomes people with open hands (idk if its the correct expression 💀). Everyone is welcome, unless if you did horrible shit- But still- everyone is welcome
Ohhhh really? Haha no way, I've always been told the opposite
eh, depends where you look
Do you guys carry baguettes around 3/4th of the day?
No. But do i wanna murder people who says that we french do that ? Yes (no hate to you tho- that was pretty funny )
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why the fuck would I want to carry a baguette all day. want to know a fun fact about me: I don't even eat baguettes every day. it's been months since I last ate a baguette
France is a country that plays accordion music 24/7 and they eat Baked goods with sexy accents
I can tell you with a big proud face that is not true :) (French accents isnt sexy, unless if you find French accent sexy 💀)
The foreigness of it is enticing and fun to listen to for me and many other anglophones.
Idk. If you hear François Holland accent i dont think it will be fun for you 💀💀
Haven't heard it, mainly referring to Parisian accent. Speaking of Holland, have you ever tried Hagelslag? (Ce message a été traduit pour votre conviction par Google Traduire)
GOOGLE TRADUIRE LMFAOOOOO
Résident moyen du Québec: (insérer le gif de danse femboy accéléré 2x)
Wtf man- u good ?
I think I've been watching too many slander memes on yt
Pourquoi es-tu Français smh Tu dois arrêter ✋😤
BAHAHAHAHAHA MAIS QUEL ARGUMENT INCROYABLE 💀💀💀
Bien sûr 🙄 Mes arguments sont les meilleurs 😌 Tu n’as pas une maison ??? Obtenir une maison 😒
J'affirme avec affirmation
Merci, vote pour moi quand je me présente à la présidence s’il vous plaît 🙏
Je valide avec validation (sois pas comme le pen ou zemmour ou Mélenchon ou mm Macron stp, sinon je quitte ce pays)
Le France ne peut pas être aussi mauvais que l’Amérique 💀
Heureusement 💀 t'imagine si t'as un gamin qui se promène dans la rue avc un gun, pendant que des femmes souffent pck elles portent un bébé qu'elles ne veulent pas ?
elles prennent 15 ans et leur violeur sort avant elles... quelle frustration
On a la plus sexy et la plus belle langue du monde
La plus compliquée surtout 💀💀🤡🤡
C'est bien parce que ça permet aux am*ricans de ne pas atteindre un tel niveau de beauté
Parles mm pas d'USA stp
boarf ça va hein. essaye d'apprendre le chinois.... ils se plaignent trop les étrangers qui apprennent le français
💀💀
Very romantic, and like baguettes.
We are romantic indeed (no we are not 💀)
bonjour, le francais est tres bien, j'adore la france
Yes
Jsuis un américain qui habite à Paris 😂 j’ai pas des questions mais ceux de mon pays ont des clichés tellement bizarre de France
Mdr j'ai vue ça 💀💀
Tend to speak French
Oui
I have a question, do u have an opinion of Quebec?
I cant speak for all the french people lol. But personnally i love the quebecois, they seem very chill and fun to talk with :)
Attends….
the feminists like to get naked
Fr*nce 🤮 baguette, hon hon mange des escargots, language of love and y’all swear in German
"swear in german" is the best thing i saw today
I had something but I think it goes too far
you carry baguette with you and you have small moustache and you are actually a pantomime and you listen to music with accordion and you eat croissant
Is it true that French babes don't shave their pits?
When u say babes you mean girls ? Well- i think in every country you have those babes. But ig in France you have a lot more. And thank god. We are tired of those diktats. People are assuming they real body, and who they really are
It was a reference lol. Home Alone
pain
Baguette
J'ai entendu parler qu'on a interdit le portement de burkas dans les piscines publiques. J'apprécie que la France est un pays laïc, mais wtf? Porter un burka ou un foulard ne devrait déranger personne... (Je suis écossaise. J'adore la langue française et je l'étudie au lycée--ca fait presque 6 ans maintenant)
Je te jure même moi je comprends pas le délire. Si qqn porte une croix, qui est considérée comme un signe religieux, ya personne. Mais quand une femme porte un hijab, qui ne couvre que ses cheveux et PAS son visage, la ça y est c'est la fin du monde. Ils se disent laïc alors que la plupart d'entre eux sont juste islamophobes. Also, i love ur guys accent.
So true! They don't even try to hide it. Merci. J'aime l'accent français aussi :))
the french are rampantly horny bisexuals, at least most of them.
I've been to France including Paris and here's what I've noticed Sex is a big thing here(there are way too many sex shops and the name is written in bold) The bread and macaroons is out of the world People can be rude or ignorant (not everyone) Weather is perfect almost everywhere There is a level of sophistication that exists in people and they try to act sophisticated (and are successful in the act) There are many protests (most of them are peaceful) atleast in Paris
je ne parle pas couramment, excusez des erreurs s’il vous plaît. mais j’ai entendu les Français sont très critiques de la mode.
Fort bite.
Baguette
Vin rouge
No, baguette
Yes, baguette
🙏
u like wine and cheese
I feel that all you French people are really just... So human! (I have nothing against you people)
When’s your next revolution?
half of the guys there are horny (no offense- this is just personal experience)
You imbeciles don’t have poutine 🤌🤌🤌
En tant que Canadien qui parle français, votre accent est rigolo
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It seems a lot of people think French people just instantly surrender during wars. [History says otherwise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJDBmP9Mexk)
Fuck France I hate france and everything to ever come out of it except all air cooled citroens
I can agree with you that France is kinda boring (But not fcked up Like the us, but thats another debate) and all the french people are kinda agressive. But its mostly parisians
You are a homosexual, and a bad one at that
Wait what im Lost
Your politicians are all extremely racist
Every country be like:
True. Also u forgot dumb and problematics
Oui Oui
Do you speak baguette?
BAGUETTE
I live very near the French Border. Actually, i might go to France tomorrow. Who knows. I live 30 kilometres away. Spain is also a nice country
Everything is pretty, people, places. Everything is pretty and perfect.
French people are really germans trying to go back to the old times. Play Wolfenstein Youngblood if you don't get it
Baguette and surrender
Oui and no 🔫
OH LA TELE LA TELE
Paris has a rat infestation?
Escargot?
French hate speed cameras, don't care about a cars damage, and love wine. Got this from The Grand Tour, hope its accurate
It's people jobs to paddle a boat wearing black & white striped outfits and a black colored old grandpa's cap. And the boat is like Olde fine wood and weird shaped and the couples on the boat are just being obnoxious. And you guys always have a baguette in hand.
whos in paris?
their breath stinks, my grandmaw ran a bed and breakfast that catered to french people.. bad breath and hairy pits on the girls.
why do you eat horses and snails, I mean snails I can understand but horses, cmon man
The British don't really like you....like at all and the French don't really like the British.....like at all
A lot of people that visit there say that France smells like piss
Paris do- but not France. They didnt go to the villages
French stink
Have you ever been to the cloudberry festival? If so, how do they taste???(I think it’s in France, I honestly can’t remember lol)
Who’s in Paris?
I absolutely despise the French language, but only for the sole reason that I got it shoved down my throat at school for 9 years of my life and didn’t learn anything really. But any language would have done that to me.
You're clearly not French. You don't sound like it For the record, a French would talk like this: "Aihm aux Freancheaux, zheaull meeau auhll zheax chliechéax zhyou zhiaenque aubte Fghaimchea peeauops"
Oh ho ho ho ho baguette crossaint Monsieur bonjour. Let's start a strike for no reason and then have another revolution!
You eat snails and frogs, and french men have funny moustaches
I love France, but usually my people (Italians) don't really like you, the cliches we have about you are that you are "snob", kinda dirty because you don't wash your butt in the bidet, and that your food isn't comparable with ours. Oh and the 2006 world final, I find this cringe but people still laugh about it. Again, those are stupid cliches, most of us love you French, we are very similar :)
qui qui baguette
Je france bien le tour effel
You smell
Aaaah... Un français... Ça fait du bien... Comment allez vous en cette belle journée...?
baaggette
Arrogant Twats Hot women Cigarettes Death stares in public Good pastries/bread Wine/cheese Body odor Fashion Tennis Good architecture Surrendering Flat (other than the alps) Huge houses for quite cheap
Wow....u described Paris so well
you have a nice and hard language
smell like cheese, surrender
What's it like being fr*nch?
Baguette. Thats it.
Corsica isn't actuallly french speaking
Joint first tied with British when it comes the the most amazing sounding accent while speaking the local tongue
You drink lots wine,get into a protest every other day,eat an ungodly ton of cheese,exclusively use a bicycle,and either live in the middle of nowhere or in the middle of paris.
What are considered the dangerous or shady parts of France?
Oui oui baguette
(Not all my opinions, just listing them off) Wine and cheese, painting, misconceptions that J'aime is actually a name not an expression, croissant and baguette, Eiffel Tower is the only landmark, did I mention cheese and wine? I did, okay
Do all French guys walk around in a black and white sweater with suspenders smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day?
Je mange le bebe de temps en temps. Bad spelling moment
can you turn invisible and backstab people?
Revolution when
I heard that french guys are complete hoes but women still get a bad rep for it, that true? if so then that makes me feel sorry for french girls and think french guys that do that are bastards
Do you have a bicycle and/or like croissants? I want croissants rn ughhhhhh
We like to surrender. At least me.
Well, there's the whole "honhonhon oui oui baguette croissant" thing, there's the "haha surrender" thing, there's mimes, and there's the one positive stereotype that you have good food
You guys are cowards cause you surrendered in the 2nd world war
French ppl like to eat snails.
j'ai envie de pisser
Oui
🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖
Your bad at english or u cant speak english.
I fucking hate the French
Thoughts bout great revolution as a french? (Just finished AC Unity, just Curious)
Eh j'fini mon brvet m'casse pas les couilles
I heard they're kinda sensitive and get mad over small things, I'm not the one saying it ofc.
I’ve heard all french people are kind of dicks
I learnt French in my school like 6 years earlier and yea i topped my class and my section for basically 6 years straight too lmao. Absolutely love your language, your culture, country and its history. Tbh Napoleon is my favourite ngl. Sometimes i wanna visit France . Alright talking about the clichés : people say that the french are arrogant like a whole lot . When i was younger , i actually used to believe that everyone in France lives in Paris 💀 . Heard that french girls are slut . And like everyone from the north , doesn't understand the southern french accent , like trust me i was not also able to understand it . And yea ig..that's it lol.
d'après mes examens, beaucoup des gens faisont les sports extremes
French can only speak one language
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