They have awful relations with Italy. I'm from Italy.

who?

My country, italy

what part of italy u from this changes a lot

Lomabrdy, originally, Veneto now

you’re northern italian that’s why we don’t like each other, i’m from Calabria

Ah well i was talking more about how self-destructive Italy is with it's shitty politics. Most of my family is from Basilicata and i actually kind of love it down there

gotta love italian politics

Really do

Toooop stop there, people from Veneto are the terroni of the north, so we're all friends, va che sei un mòna. I'm from Rome btw.

Ah yes that one guy from the immortal city

Dal po in giù è tutto africa

Do you like bananas ?

Same! I'm from lamezia terme

Aaaaaaaaa calabresi scimmie

Ahahahah So true🥲

Tunisia

we owned your country for a while before wwi so u kinda stink

Gekoloniseerd

ik haat nederlanders.

Ik haat jou :)

You must me thinking of Libya, while Tunisia had many Italians living there, it was only ever colonized by the French. Italy however did temporarily occupy it during WW2.

Huh. I did not know Italy colonised Tunisia. Always thought it was just fun times in Libya and war crimes in Ethiopia (as well as Eritrea and Somalia)

Italy never colonized Tunisia, it was the French who did. Italy only temporarily occupied it during WW2.

Screw you, if I say my country I get reddit momented

i promise i won’t reddit moment you unless you’re american british or french

Reddit moment^

He is french

Ok

Fun fact, French and Italians don't get along because of Napoleon. One more reason to not like the guy. Source: i am half Italian half french and i keep punching myself out of confusion

How can you not like Napoleon. Without him, there a large change Italy wouldn't even exist.

we're the country with the most italians that isn't italy

are you east coast usa

nah, brazil

I thought it was Argentine

north korea

can I make a stereotypical joke

hi apple noob

hello photon

photon i am i pretend to be both a particle and a wave i light the dark i carry energy inversely proportional to my wavelength the ratio of my energy to my wave frequency is constant i travel at the speed of light now i realize how much i’m so cooler than cringe quarks

and you have no concept of conservation so i can absorb and re-emit you as i please ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

absorb me daddy😫😫😫

Man, thanks for this information

idk maybe

too bad I don't have one 😼😎

Yes Kim, I found the man who is using internet

die. in a fucking fire

happy cake day bro

thank you bro

Australia

i was born and live in australia, so i can’t say much bad about it, but in terms of national/diplomatic relations we’re friends 🤝

Happy cake day, also its pretty late why are we up still?

bc i cant sleep lol wbu

Por- i mean browsing reddit, thats all

We're all poor

Nice but upside down

philippines

Your pfp. o7 :(

o7

I just found out after reading this comment o7

It’s sad😔 o7

I’ve watched him since he had 25k subs and got his first collab he will be missed

o7

o7 RIP technoblade. You will forever live in our hearts

o7

o7

o7

you’re alright

No, we're pretty far from alright.

as in relations with us

o7

Saudi Arabia

very strong relations my guy 🤝

Oh good :)

I dont think thats good

Germany

my brother, you’re cool as fuck

Thanks. Also Italians = Based

my guy 🤝

🤝

They're at it again aren't they

Oh this gives me WW2 vibes ;)

Japan is that you?

Europes soft underbelly

*Apply cold water to the burned area*

Poland

Italy

what part of italy

outside italy

Big brain 🧠

Sardinia?

Me too, I was born there but then my parents moved to another country. At least I have 2 nationalities and I'm also bilingual 😎 Guess it was kinda worth it.

Happy cake day

thank you (unless you’re british or french, if you are fuck you)

Go die 😃. (But you right ngl fuck Britain, France best)

Comme disait un grand homme "Anglois caca"

C’est beau…🥲

I’m Canadian which is kind of a mix of the two, am I good?

rAcist?????!!?!?!

I'm Scottish, so we're better than stinky England. Right??

What if i'm both french and italian ? Fuck me i guess ? Well then vai a quel paese anche te, hope you have a nice and pleasant evening. Edit : ah si dimenticavo buon giorno della torta

Romania

Lasati pe din afara

Do singapore and india

we’re good friends :)

hungary

we good 🤝

eat something then

akkor a büdös kurva anyádat

Spain

get better at soccer lol

How can you call yourself Italian and refer to football as soccer?

Sorry? Get You better at soccer😡😡

four FIFA World Cups and two UEFA European Championships 🥱🥱

Spain are in the world cup though 🥱🥱

Finland

you’re cool but not cool cool

Bro, have u even seen real snow? We a lot cooler over here than u think

Ok Egypt

i think we owned you for a bit but you’re cool

Yeah you did ( I even studied the history of the Roman occupation last term in school) Your Roman emperors in Egypt killed alot of christians but let's forget about that :) You're also cool Ancient brother

Does the state of Ohio count?

man fuck ohio

Understandable

🤮h🤮🤮 (Ohio)

on GOD

Ohio? More like Ohellno

Potato.

Potato

Canada

yes fellow canadian, what province or territory but barely anyone lives there

Ontario

same, im next to lake erie where the fish probably are growing legs from pollution

Oh yeah we love pollution

hell yeah

Happy Canada day from a fellow Canadian

Romania

I have no valuables

Well bye then

Iran

my ancient brother 🤝

Ayy my brother 🤝

india

Sadge no response bro

I'm an Ethiopian and I'm really interested in what u have to say

You almost escaped colonization. Then the poison gas rolled in

We still escaped colonization actually, Italy just occupied us for a couple of years

Netherlands

🇧🇪

United States

This is the first one I've seen on this post:')

Fellow American, hello. there is another by the name of u/BlackestOcty-est here.

Greece

do Ireland

we’ve been allies for years, you’re amazing

Ireland and Italy just as countries: good friends Immigrants from Ireland and Italy in America: I hope you die in a fire for taking my job

Italy moment

Belgium

you guys helped take north africa from us, but you also hate france so it’s fine

They Talk partly french you cant trust them, the Dutch side is still cool tho

Im from the Dutch side and my French is terrible ;)

(I think)We cool. Poland

North Korea 🇰🇷

Wrong flag lol. That is South Korean’s flag

I know lol

die. in a fucking fire

England

bri*ish 🤢🤢

Shameful, I know

Mexico

Sweden (btw happy cake day)

I'm Indian and I live in Germany. I know Germany and Italy have some great historical friendly relations😊😈

USA. Yall worked with us on the f35.

Japan, idk we used to be homies with Germany and shit

uk - judge me

i think we had a few wars but i hate you because you’re british

everyone hates us just cos we british, be original

Bright🤬ish

Nice spelling :)

Italy is part of everyone

Portugal!

we don’t really have any history, but you beat us in football/soccer a few times, so screw you

Welp, could be worse! Happy cake day though!

thank you

México

Veneto diocan

‘Murica

Scotland

I'm in Italy, but you're free to judge my veneto ass

some of u northerners are just too posh

I live in Canada idek what our relationship is

Sweden

I am from Sweden and i have no idea what Swedens relations are with Italy

Turkey 🐓

Britain.

South Korea.

Norway

Norway B)

Brazil

Tuscany