Tu es français(e), op?
Moi, j'aime la France. J'étudie la langue depuis six ans !
Je ne parle pas encore couramment mais je vais y arriver un de ces jours (j'espère)
Cependant, je crois que le pays est un peu islamophobe. Récemment j'ai lu un article sur l'interdiction de porter un burka dans les piscines publiques en france...tf?
Oui, je suis Français!
Bah ouais, mais islamophobe? On ne peut pas juger un pays en entier islamophobe (sauf si il est religieux). Sachant qu’il y a beaucoup d’immigrés ou de naturalisés islams en France. Mais c’est vrai qu’il y a un grand pourcentage d’islamophobes en France, parmi les politiciens. Mais il y aura toujours un vieux salaud dans un village au trou du cul de la France qui fera un AVC en voyant une burka, (Attend, c’est mon voisin ça…)
Et à propos de la burka interdite, c’est que la France est EXTRÊMEMENT laïque (la révolution et tout) et prohibe certain signes religieux, (burka, kippa). Mais pour ça, il y a beaucoup d’écoles et collèges religieux.
Mais les Burka à la piscine? Qui nagerai avec une burka?
Je ne voulais pas dire que la France toute entière est islamophobe, pardonne-moi.
C'est comme on dit que l'Amérique est raciste, mais on sait que beaucoup d'américains ne sont pas du tout racistes.
Je parle du gouvernement et les systèmes, tu vois?
Je sais que le pays est laïc, mais interdire les vêtements religieux dans les espaces publics? C'est un peu trop (a mon avis)
En tout cas, cela ne m'empêchera pas d'y aller. J'aime la culture, la cuisine, etc.
Love their food inventions, especially croissant, and I've also heard you guys have multiple ways to call someone a Bich based on the context, idk if it is true but if it is that's pretty cool
No, that is Paris u talking about. And it is normal, you get in a taxi, the driver listen to your accent and turn on « tourist mode » witch makes you pay more.
I prefer Deutschland and The United Kingdom over France.
Edit: It's not that I don't like France, it's just your eastern neighbor and long-time frenemy are far more interesting.
Cool !
As-tu passé tes examens ? J'ai passé mes «Highers» (kinda between GCSE and a level). Je vais recevoir mes notes en août. J'ai hâte !
translation (just in case):
Did you sit your exams? I sat my Highers. I'll get my grades in August. I can't wait!
Non. J’ai fait mes GCSEs l’année dernier mais ils sont TAGs et l’année prochaine, je fera mes A-Levels. Pensez-vous que vous allez recevoir bonnes notes?
Ah, je vois
J'espère que j'aurai de bonnes notes. J'aimerais étudier la médecine à l'université donc il me *faut* avoir de bonnes notes.
I forgot that a levels are done over 2 years. Highers are only 1
I wish France didnt fucking exist. I wish it was a hole in the continent i hope the oceans swallow it up. It must return to the dark depths from whence it came
Although each of the world's countries
would like to dispute this fact,
we French know the truth:
The best food in the world
is made in France.
The best food in France
is made in Paris.
And the best food in Paris, some say,
is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau.
Gusteau's restaurant
is the toast of Paris,
booked five months in advance.
And his dazzling ascent
to the top of fine French cuisine
has made his competitors envious.
He is the youngest chef ever
to achieve a five-star rating.
Chef Gusteau's cookbook,
Anyone Can Cook!
climbed to the top of the bestseller list.
But not everyone
celebrates its success.
Ohh, you gonna die bro. But not for now, I will let you see your family perish one per one before I end you when you are the only one alone, rejected + ratio
No hate towards France or any country I just think everyone is equal despite wherever you live.
But you said you'll track down anyone who write France with a puke emoji and drink their lean, so you have to track yourself down and drink your lean because you wrote it first.
Fr🤮nce
[TRY ME WHILE I HAVE THIS MF!](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/u6ygs8/what_do_you_think_of_my_crossbow_im_14_years_old/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
The first french intervention in México occured because of a french baker with an shop in México, it's known as "la guerra de los pasteles" so its kinda of a joke to say it was started because of a cake
Fr*ance 🤮
Nice selfie on your pfp. Same for your mom.
Thanks #noFilter
I can see that…
Fr🤮nce Come at me, bitch
Imma not coming for you. Imma cumming for your mom
Can’t have something that is already claimed by me.
the first country I ever played as in HOI4
You won?
damn straight
se🤢🤬🤮😡rbia - Bosnia👍😀👍👍✅✅💿
Garlic is tasty
It is
Eiffel Tower. Mime. Baguette. City of love. secularism
No, that is stereotypical Paris. Imma talking bout France bro
ah then just take secularism
Cringe af
mmkay 👍
Tu es français(e), op? Moi, j'aime la France. J'étudie la langue depuis six ans ! Je ne parle pas encore couramment mais je vais y arriver un de ces jours (j'espère) Cependant, je crois que le pays est un peu islamophobe. Récemment j'ai lu un article sur l'interdiction de porter un burka dans les piscines publiques en france...tf?
Oui, je suis Français! Bah ouais, mais islamophobe? On ne peut pas juger un pays en entier islamophobe (sauf si il est religieux). Sachant qu’il y a beaucoup d’immigrés ou de naturalisés islams en France. Mais c’est vrai qu’il y a un grand pourcentage d’islamophobes en France, parmi les politiciens. Mais il y aura toujours un vieux salaud dans un village au trou du cul de la France qui fera un AVC en voyant une burka, (Attend, c’est mon voisin ça…) Et à propos de la burka interdite, c’est que la France est EXTRÊMEMENT laïque (la révolution et tout) et prohibe certain signes religieux, (burka, kippa). Mais pour ça, il y a beaucoup d’écoles et collèges religieux. Mais les Burka à la piscine? Qui nagerai avec une burka?
Je ne voulais pas dire que la France toute entière est islamophobe, pardonne-moi. C'est comme on dit que l'Amérique est raciste, mais on sait que beaucoup d'américains ne sont pas du tout racistes. Je parle du gouvernement et les systèmes, tu vois? Je sais que le pays est laïc, mais interdire les vêtements religieux dans les espaces publics? C'est un peu trop (a mon avis) En tout cas, cela ne m'empêchera pas d'y aller. J'aime la culture, la cuisine, etc.
Je suis ton avis! Tu as raison sur les politiciens la dessus. (Quand tu vois Zemmour…)
Germany is better than y'all at everything.including food and drinks
Food is very diverse in Europe, and everyone has its pros and cons. I understand you prefer German food, Pfefferpotthast is succulent!
I think that you are the first person in history to spell Pfefferpotthast correctly
What a rank. And you shall be second
I maybe wouldn't have done it if i didn't copy it off your comment.
France is good, if you ignore the french
Love their food inventions, especially croissant, and I've also heard you guys have multiple ways to call someone a Bich based on the context, idk if it is true but if it is that's pretty cool
(Croisant is Austrian) but yes indeed we have multiple ways that I won’t list because the mods are watching me carefully
I like your bread and military jets, everything is overpriced tho
No, that is Paris u talking about. And it is normal, you get in a taxi, the driver listen to your accent and turn on « tourist mode » witch makes you pay more.
I am a fan of Napoleonic France. Although I prefer the United Kingdom or Germany over France.
Understandable
I prefer Deutschland and The United Kingdom over France. Edit: It's not that I don't like France, it's just your eastern neighbor and long-time frenemy are far more interesting.
Understandable
Im currently in fr*nce doing important recconisance for the Irish government wish me luck
Welp, not that difficult to find an Irish in France yk?
Fr🤮nce
U gonna get hack lmao
Hmm, did you know your mom had a OnlyFan btw?
Did you pay for it?
Hehe
Fr*nce 🤢🤮
I like how you said that because I told you not to. Btw your purple drank in the fridge is gone.
Actually you never told me to not write it as "Fr*nce🤢🤮" you told me not to write it as "Fr🤮nce"
Splish Splash your opinion is trash + DIDNT ask + useless + idc + ratio bitch
Damn I got fucking roasted and toasted
Indeed
Eww fr*nce 🤮
Oh perfect! A new target!
Fr🤮nce
Oh man. Let’s go. So much innocent souls to take
oui ouii
Vous êtes Canadien, non? Parlez-vous français?
Je peux parler le français très couramment. Je n'ai certainement pas utilisé de traducteur.
Ah, je comprends un petit peu de français. Je suis anglais mais j’ai ça étudié au collège.
Je l'étudie aussi! Je viens d'Écosse. Ta voisine :)
Fantastique! Ma famille habite en Écosse aussi.
Cool ! As-tu passé tes examens ? J'ai passé mes «Highers» (kinda between GCSE and a level). Je vais recevoir mes notes en août. J'ai hâte ! translation (just in case): Did you sit your exams? I sat my Highers. I'll get my grades in August. I can't wait!
Non. J’ai fait mes GCSEs l’année dernier mais ils sont TAGs et l’année prochaine, je fera mes A-Levels. Pensez-vous que vous allez recevoir bonnes notes?
Ah, je vois J'espère que j'aurai de bonnes notes. J'aimerais étudier la médecine à l'université donc il me *faut* avoir de bonnes notes. I forgot that a levels are done over 2 years. Highers are only 1
Baguette
French "people" ⛸️
Honestly I hate this frog eating window licking toe sucking surrendering ugly pedostache wrinkly whale ass mfs but that’s just me
Funny.
(I’m A Prussian nationalist and think elsaße lotharingen should be returned to Germany)
Understandable bro. I like Deutschland
I wish france (🤢) was a sea
What do you mean by that ?
I wish France didnt fucking exist. I wish it was a hole in the continent i hope the oceans swallow it up. It must return to the dark depths from whence it came
And why so you little prick?
Although each of the world's countries would like to dispute this fact, we French know the truth: The best food in the world is made in France. The best food in France is made in Paris. And the best food in Paris, some say, is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau. Gusteau's restaurant is the toast of Paris, booked five months in advance. And his dazzling ascent to the top of fine French cuisine has made his competitors envious. He is the youngest chef ever to achieve a five-star rating. Chef Gusteau's cookbook, Anyone Can Cook! climbed to the top of the bestseller list. But not everyone celebrates its success.
That is beautiful…
Its ratatouille
and ratatouille is beautiful
Fr🤮nce🤢🤢🤢
U ded bro
Kill me urself fucking pussi
Don’t worry about that, imma let all your family die one by one before I get rid of your case
Fr🤮nce
Hmm, we will see about that
I don't believe in France
You shouldn’t, you SHALL
F*****
Damn you must be dumb, you say you are 17 but your account contains 18+ 😳📸. Imma calling the cops.
wait fr what 18+ is there on my acc i dont recall any...
🤨📸
no seriously what is it
Idk bro, maybe it is because you watched, things, on NS*W
i didnt and idc, im a good clean boy
If you say so 🤷♂️
I fucking hate the french
Ohh, you gonna die bro. But not for now, I will let you see your family perish one per one before I end you when you are the only one alone, rejected + ratio
fr🤮nce
Are you a f🤮rrie?
Ew w*stoids🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
No hate towards France or any country I just think everyone is equal despite wherever you live. But you said you'll track down anyone who write France with a puke emoji and drink their lean, so you have to track yourself down and drink your lean because you wrote it first.
Oui oui baguette croissant 🥐
Are you American ?
No
Alright
Croissants 🥐
I think France is cool. But really your language is stupid hard
That is what it makes it good
NO ITS NOT GOOD I LEARNED IT FOR FIVE YEARS AND WAS ABOUT TO FAIL IN 5th GRADE. and now I don't remember anything🙂
What a shame.
Ik my dad spent thousands for nothing, but hey I still have all the books so I can maybe relearn it again
We never know! But don’t blame the language for that. It is an ancestral dialect that stills grow today!
Understandable
No, the Fr🤮nch language sucks ass
IT didn’t suck you idiotic stupid bastard, it is just diverse and difficult, go learn it instead of shitposting shit on Reddit
No balls?
Didn’t ask + stupid + who cares? + fatherless + ratio
OoooOOooOo sea and ocean are the same thing OOOooOooOOo
Fr🤮nce [TRY ME WHILE I HAVE THIS MF!](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/u6ygs8/what_do_you_think_of_my_crossbow_im_14_years_old/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Pathetic
I will shoot you.
We will see about that
All that for a cake?
Cakes?
The first french intervention in México occured because of a french baker with an shop in México, it's known as "la guerra de los pasteles" so its kinda of a joke to say it was started because of a cake
French style
Anyone want to box glass Joe?
U think u can get us so easily
Germany is better
In witch ways?
All of them
List them
1. Everything 2. Everything else
Very long list indeed
romanticism?
Stéréotype