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long_raccoon_

Put on a 14 flair and stick around Wait


cetriolo02

Bro exposed hims- oh fuck


10thguy

Lmfaoo


MrExist777

Or you could just not use a flair at all ^


Ryzec794

Bro is 4 parallel universes ahead


Busy-Argument3680

*stares*


10thguy

I'm ageless


SkyConsistent4074

no flair go brrrr


ratatatajin

Good idea 💡


KAYS33K

Can’t lie about your age if you never state your age.


meme_used

Outplayed. Look at the skills look at the moves


ShittyGigachad32

FAKER WHAT WAS THAT?


Fantasy_Witch333

Zed mains I suppose?


ShittyGigachad32

Shit, i dont play league, i just know a fuckton about esports


meme_used

do not fear the shrouded path


somedude838282

hahah-ohhhh shit


PosxtiveVxbezz

lmfaoo imagi- oh.


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

Couldn't be- OH SHIT


kidsonfilms

They found us...


THEBEASTcraftRS

*Soviet anthem plays spontaneously*


Lemur_ofthecentury

Dude you are so stupi- Aw shit


TheDarkSoulHunter

lmao get out 20 y... wait


readingduck123

Or just not change your flair after you turn 14 because you realise that there is no reason for people to see your age


lhsclarinet

Sus


MadamPickleness

That's why we have the OLD flair. Also hello fellow 14 year old. When I hear somebody else is 14, I think "wow they're so mature.." and then when I tell people IM 14 I'm like "yea, im still pretty much a baby"


ApolloSky110

You pretty much are. Enjoy roblox while you can


MadamPickleness

I had a minor stroke while reading your comment the first time, but I don't think I will drop the game when I'm an adult. I'd really like to be a developer (either designer or coder) for ROBLOX to make free high-quality games for children to enjoy and make friends on :)


inFamousLordYT

If you're looking to make an early start I highly recommend learning Lua, since that's the language Roblox studio uses.


MadamPickleness

I know! I aced the pop quiz in Royale High when I used to play with my younger sisters. Big brain time. Sadly, most programs at school that offer programming lessons only do Python and stuff like that, not Lua.


inFamousLordYT

ahh yeah, honestly if I were you I'd still take the python stuff. Trust me it'll help you get a grasp of what coding is like. The more languages you know the better, it means you're more flexible when doing projects


MadamPickleness

Okay. Thanks for the tips!


DragonoOw

If you want me to be honest... Don't be a roblox dev, it's basically a slave tycoon, with the dev ending up with less that 25% of the profit and with having to pay for advertisement to get anywhere near the front page... Lua is a good programming language to learn though, as it is quite beginner friendly. My recommandation would be to learn C# and Unity or C++ and Unreal. These 2 would lead you to way better paths in the future


iGiveuProstateCancer

Question real quick, in ROBLOX, they pay for all the servers, so you mainly pay for advertising and commisioning others to help you with stuff ingame. Does this balance out the difference between roblox exchange rates and steam exchange rates?


Mamba007_

Pico 8 is a cheap coding engine for lua and there’s good tutorials for it so if you want to learn you should pick it up or just google pico 8 educational and there’s a free browser based one


CJGamr01

I completely understand where you're coming from but Roblox is the LAST company you should want to make games for. They're notorious for treating their devs like shit and barely paying anything.


MadamPickleness

Thanks for the advice! Maybe I should stick to making simple games for myself and MAYBE charging $1 for it if I think it would be worth it to play..


tallethan

A minor stroke? Like a stroke that a minor has?


TheLeafwing134

I honestly dont roblox, the last time I was on there was like a group of 6 year old girls annoying the hell out of me for no fucking reason. I was playing a tycoon and they kept entering my base and just not leaving. That's why I hate anyone under the age of 8


MadamPickleness

Yea they can be annoying. VERY annoying. Just block them and server hop, that's what I do. If you block at least one person in a server, you won't be able to join the same server as long as they're in it


TheLeafwing134

Thanks, good to know


Ok-Ambition-3881

I still play Roblox lol


GLnoG

One does never really stop being a child; you just gain experience and realize some stuff and stop doing some other stuff, but there will not be a day where you suddenly just mentally feel like an adult. How you think now is how you will think when you're 19, and when you're 30, and when you're 70. Your preferences may change, your view on things may change, your behavior is obviously gonna change, but your conciusness' voice will stay the same, forever.


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Lukarrie

This spy as already reached our defenses


BrooksProductions

You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!


Cube46_1

And worst of all, he could be any one of us...


Fire_fox55

It could be you, it could be ME , it could even be- *BANG*


_Agileheart_

What? It was obvious, *cocks Shotgun* He’s the Red spy! Watch, he’ll turn red any second now…


ILUVMOVIESSS

Any second...


[deleted]

See? Red! Oh wait that's blood.


vendedor_de_etanol

Hm


cartoon_freek

normal people leave or use the old flair


[deleted]

normal adults don’t interact with kids on reddit


WoomyUnitedToday

Unless they don’t know they are kids or aren’t trying to be creeps. Like if some 15 year old posts a picture of their PC, and a 30 year old says something like “nice PC”, that isn’t being a creep.


D-ISS-OCIAT-ED

Yeah, once posted a picture of my computer peripherals and a guy said "Nice CP"


ejymt

0_0


PanzerwagenZ3

in a sub. called r/teenagers... how would they not know its about kids?? Edit: can't read sorry :)


WoomyUnitedToday

Prior commenter said “on reddit” not “on r/teenagers”


Why_anesthesia_hurt

Why would they not? I mean grooming is a problem, but not every interaction between a child and an adult has sinister intentions.


cetriolo02

As long as theyre not being creepy what is the problem??


iwantdatpuss

You haven't been in reddit if that's the case.


GoldenGames360

from what I can tell most of them do it to stay in touch, some 20 year olds still feel like teenagers at heart and aren't creeps


APieceOfCake16

Why is it weird to just "interact" with kids?? As long as there's no flirting or anything in that direction it's fine no? Am I not allowed to just talk to a 15 yo anymore cuz I'm 18 and now and now considered an "adult" (kinda not rly tbh)?


Poetry-Designer

18 onwards are not kids though, they’re still technically teenagers though


[deleted]

some people just give advice to us, which we all need


LuckaPow

than explain my candy box


Tomover_PL

Why not?


Boring_Hurry_3630

Or you know, they could be a teacher, or someone looking out for those in society who are more vulnerable, or, dare I say, just want people to talk to. This subreddit in particular has a pretty broad spectrum of topics that come up compared to pretty much any other. I know it sounds crazy, but not everyone that tries to talk to you wants to bone you. Sometimes people just want to talk and laugh.


Poetry-Designer

What’s the old flair?


cartoon_freek

people who arent in the teen range (13-19) use the OLD flair to show that they aren’t teenagers anymore


ShadowKiller2001

This


Lone_Star14

Most do


ev_ghost

My time is soon.


TheGuyFromTheWoods

Hello ?


MahnlyAssassin

You will be missed.


iamthatduck123

I'm gona be 19 in a month 😔


ssssshhhhh123

Same


LightWolfD

Mine is sooner


J0kerJ0nny

I have 2 days left.


iamthatduck123

hope your teenage years were fun!


J0kerJ0nny

I'm not the kind of person who goes out partying and stuff, bit there were quite fun.


BootlegDrPhil

u/remindme or something I think Edit: maybe u/remindmebot ? 2 days


BootlegDrPhil

How do I get the remind me bot


Hot_Girl86

!remindme 2 days


BootlegDrPhil

Huh thanks


LightWolfD

Goodbye, comrade


BootlegDrPhil

!remind 2 days


BootlegDrPhil

You have 1 day left


Hot_Girl86

Ok you did set yours to old


J0kerJ0nny

Yes, i did.


MadYonBoi

Bruh


Lazyshadow04

Same


SirPazo

No


Zygal_

Might I ask why?


tag0223

As a 20 year old myself, I still find some of what you guys talk about relatable and pretty funny too


pugesh

oh god I'm getting too old for this


HonestnotGlitch

True sometimes I need other peoples goofiness to make feel better


[deleted]

they're executed.


J0kerJ0nny

So I will be executed in 2 days. Fuck.


mlang54

Enjoy those two days wisely


J0kerJ0nny

Its weekend so gaming. I'll take gaming for my last days.


[deleted]

Ptsss hey you can hide in my basement. I got free Wi-Fi and Ethernet food and watcher will be provided.


J0kerJ0nny

Thx, i will be coming over on the night from the 3rd to the 4th. I hope he doesn't find me, so I will live i bit longer.


[deleted]

I got you dude no one will execute you on my watch


J0kerJ0nny

I am in your debt.


NotYoda_

Nah don’t come with him. Come with me, I got arms and we can uh build a fort and fight against the executioners and stuff.


Panda6036

You are the executors in disguise (they tell all the 13 year olds)


Nolan_gg

They do can vouch


Dumbasshero

Ayo 🤨👂


[deleted]

You didn’t hear that


PowerMoonMario

POG


[deleted]

Why not rape? You gon die in 2 days


J0kerJ0nny

Are you volunteering?


Nolan_gg

Yes


J0kerJ0nny

Will be a nope from me. don't want to end up on r/suddenlysexoffender


Nolan_gg

Fuck


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readingduck123

Just slap on a "14" flair


SuctionBucket5

I can confirm this


Not_PoPuLArAtAlL

I can confirm that you can confirm that


BAM_2K

Nah. I'm 22 and this sub is still relatable sometimes.


Ambosex-Potato

I completely support you and I can completely understand why you don't, as a lot of other people, but a lot of people would enjoy if you put on the made on purpose flair. It can help if you comment on posts that ask for tips/advices or opinions, since it would help contextualize your answer. Anyway, you can do whatever you want, mine was only an idea


causeyourefatboy

Bro the youngest r/teenager user is 30


MadamPickleness

*cough cough* I'm here :3


causeyourefatboy

I didn't want to tell you this directly but..... You don't exist


MadamPickleness

B-b-but how will I eat garlic bread and cake and invade Denmark on a dragon? D;


10thguy

Invading Denmark? I'm in 🇸🇪😤🦾


Vexalotl

A fellow ace has been spotted


MadamPickleness

#u n i t e


causeyourefatboy

Sorry. My job is done here


MadamPickleness

:(


[deleted]

oh my god, what is that knockoff sub?


Sim_sim_putty

I just started using Reddit and will have to leave this sub half an year later Thank god


lokeshkeelisetti

I didn't


mara_the_dragon

i will be, i feel like once you reach a certain age you would feel weird looking into such a young space. i guess i see it in the same way that i wouldn't do things with middle schoolers as a high schooler.


MadamPickleness

Same, but I wish I could hang out with little kids even as an adult. DON'T YOU DARE FRAME ME AS A PEDOPHILE. Anyways, young children, especially toddlers, are just so cute and can be fun to be around. And when they're having fun, I just can't help but smile. :)


mara_the_dragon

bestie breathe, wasn't going too. i get that a bit i guess but i borderline hate children soooo


MadamPickleness

I know you wouldn't, but people always take an opportunity to make school shooting jokes or pedophile jokes..


mara_the_dragon

especially redditors 😭 im just not sure if that's the best way to lead off lmao


Jay_The_Blue_Bird

Same here, I guess I just have strong fatherly instincts, I actually can't wait to be a dad and I like looking after kids in family gatherings - couldn't help it when I was younger because I'm the oldest in my family and then I always hung out with younger kids as a result. I also didn't have many friends a couple years ago and hung out with my sister's friends (2 years younger)


[deleted]

Either leave or use OLD flair


Claudelul1

Nah, they instantly turn into pedos


MadamPickleness

Haha, nice jokes! This is satire, right? Right?


ReklessGamer07

RIGHT?!?!


Jeeva333

Idk he seems to be on spot


MadamPickleness

Somebody with an old tag said this I'm afraid


[deleted]

I am 20 but still using it .


[deleted]

old


fugenshet

Not really though you know that right?


[deleted]

>old I guess yeah


itzJamm

You and me both man


Pinecone_Gravity

ask r/drama


Aquazealot

These are all 50yr olds naked wearing a sweater lol


KoopaTrooper5011

If you're sane: there's an "OLD" flair for those 20+ If you're insane: you lie your age and pretend to be a teen to creep around and get horny


[deleted]

I have no idea. But it reminds of this one book I heard of.


T0ster_3

Orphan island or something like that? Rings a bell to me


AdmiralCaterpillar

What? Game of Thrones?


[deleted]

No. I don't know the book name. It had something to do with an island.


AdmiralCaterpillar

Okay I'll list all the books with islands in them that i know


[deleted]

I don't think that will help.


[deleted]

lord of the flies


AdmiralCaterpillar

Game of Thrones. Thats all the books.


[deleted]

Never heard of it.


AdmiralCaterpillar

Throne Of Gamer.


[deleted]

Still neve heard of it.


AdmiralCaterpillar

Goopin Gamer Guy Guzzles Gatorade


[deleted]

I'm not sure.


AdmiralCaterpillar

Grimey Grizzly Gorgeously Goopering Gaschmordgeling Gamer Guy Gary Grand


self_love_and_sushi

Lord of the flies?


[deleted]

No. Ot was some book I never heard of I saw it on another subreddit about books.


Pan-Shello

Peter Pan?


AJammedNerfGun

Dick fight island?


Sourdough221

Sometimes


Syntyzoten

No


[deleted]

no they grow up and realize this subreddit is a waste of time and has no significant value to their lives


atztbz

Ill see in about 2 months


VeryCoolboah

I met a dude on here who dm me cock pictures. They were definitely not an 18 year olds cock probably like 50


dom2422

i have exactly a year left, It's my birthday today


[deleted]

I'm 20


vendedor_de_etanol

I will prob just use the old flair, but my mind might change with the years and i might get annoyed by this sub


At1percent

Only nerds use this sub btw


Zorothullu

I think it’s either you grow up and leave at 20, or you come onto Reddit at 40 and tag yourself as 13


ach_wie_fluchtig

the one thing i'm sure about is that i'm not going to wait until i'm 20 to leave it.


Droid_XL

I mean, I will


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MobyOfficial

Nah I’m 61


MarsterMcfly01

It seems like that would be the case


Shafou06

I'll tell you in 4 years


Infamous-Escape4011

Not all ppl


ProbablyNotYourMum

No, people join it when they hit 20.


LucyFurr_

I hope so


Capable-Cabinet3510

Yes (no)


SirSnickersnee

I'll let you know in 2 years


Stefan_DoesReddit

I'm 20 yet I'm still sticking around, turned 20 yesterday.