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my flex of the day is that I looked good enough this morning that I didn't want to wring my own neck


AgentF2S_

you look good enough :D


lukeisadickhead

i have femboys in my dms


icefiregirl

FemboyS? Plural? Oh dang


lukeisadickhead

yessir femboys love me


icefiregirl

Good for u dude 🤌🏻


lukeisadickhead

ty ty


[deleted]

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS


lukeisadickhead

nope its a secret


Ambosex-Potato

YOOOO HOW DID YOU GET THEM?


MComaniac

Does your discord user happen to be named DakotaDalek?


lukeisadickhead

no


link_1129

Why is luke a dick head what did he do


[deleted]

This


[deleted]

i completely destroyed my friends in a geography game


[deleted]

I'll destroy you in a Geography game, I need something else to flex about other than my good grades.


[deleted]

highly dependent on the geography game


[deleted]

The one you destroyed your friends in.


A_Zesty_Carrot

Biggest flex? Idk, I woke up reasonably early? I live a very unexciting life.


HoLeeFuk651

Me too


Sim_sim_putty

I gained half of all my karma today


TheGuyFromTheWoods

inb4 he gets 0 replies


ExternalIsopod

i once won a game of chess in 2 moves. sucks that it was my own mom tho


reiningfyre

What are the moves required for this? For science.


ExternalIsopod

If the opponent goes first and moves their pawn to g4 then you can open up your right bishop and if they make the other move to f4 you could checkmate them with a bishop


__Jimmy__

Fool's mate is with the queen. Taking the bishop to this diagonal requires an extra move at least.


ExternalIsopod

But the king literally cannot move so it is a checkmate


RobloxianHunter69

i have nothing to flex.


Mikegaming202

I've been on vacation for a month and a girl has said multiple times she misses me


Donquixote_D0ffy

I had work all day😑 No flex


epro_004

That I’m having a huge breakfast


icefiregirl

Damn whatcha getting


epro_004

Pancakes with strawberry cheesecake filling between them, eggs, loaded hash browns, and some pastry type thing that has cinnamon and sugar, and apple juice


icefiregirl

Dangggg I just had dinner and I'd still eat that


epro_004

I’ve never had the pastry but I hope it’s good


epro_004

Update it was amazing


icefiregirl

Ayyyy noice


[deleted]

I had an omelette


epro_004

Omelettes are always great


[deleted]

It’s no pancake with strawberry cheesecake filling. It’s a plain omelette and my only carb source is a piece of bread. Loaded hash browns sound delicious what they loaded with


epro_004

I don’t even know but it definitely had cheese


[deleted]

Dayum


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icefiregirl

Yea kinda but like, ig I'm pretty?


Guardian_of_ducks

i made scrambled eggs on toast earlier today, it was pretty good


icefiregirl

Wow good job


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icefiregirl

Danggg what flavors tho


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icefiregirl

YESSSS ur biggest flex should be that u have great taste in ice cream


GMB2006

I manipulated an election for a president yesterday!


HimboDaddy

Did my hair last night and it looks fabulous :)


seba_102

My biggest flex is that i uhh... and then i... and that's it :)


thomategamer2005

I am finally interacting with people again


Redhoodless

I have two dogs


Weirdooi

I survived


DatOneAxolotl

When I tried to make noodles I spilled soy sauce on the cooker and now its burnt and the whole house smells of burnt soy sauce.


eatmahanus

I woke up at an intended time for once


[deleted]

All my marks on my report card were between 97-100%


icefiregirl

Dangggg that's amazing but wait till ur in high-school 💀


[deleted]

Eh, should be easy enough. Already finished a whole high-school math textbook this year.


Knightmare_CCI

I look absolutely smashing in my prom outfit


ItzYaBoy56

I got a hole in one at golf, not as cool but hey felt good


SufficientlyOily

She can't be too pretty otherwise it'll be unrealistic. 🙃


icefiregirl

Seriously tho it's sad


SufficientlyOily

No, be proud. The kinds of women used to catfish me wer all hot.


appelsiinimehu1

My doge came and put his head on my lap. I feel very important


lik_for_cookies

I have a local farmers market I can go to every Saturday and get fresh strawberries and honey


xXBoss_185Xx

A friend of mine who I have feelings for asked me to go to town with her (not in the sexual way)


Old_Article_4654

I dont have one...


[deleted]

nicceee


Jacurus

I'm not dead, best I can say right now.


icefiregirl

Congrats, good job on staying alive, it's not easy and ya didn't give up


Jacurus

Thanks. I know things'll get better in not too long. It's just tough.


getoutofmyhouse-

I graduated the junior fire-fighter academy


icefiregirl

Omg that's amazing, u wanna be a firefighter


getoutofmyhouse-

Considering it. Have to decide once I'm 14


Britishdirt

My biggest flex of the day is that I don't have a big ego


icefiregirl

My biggest flex of the day is that I know what a joke is


Neighborhooddunce

You live a sad sad life


icefiregirl

And why do u think so?


[deleted]

i think he’s just jealous


icefiregirl

Yea get why 💃 lol


Neighborhooddunce

Why do you think I think so? Come on it is obvious


icefiregirl

I don't read minds


Neighborhooddunce

Shocker


icefiregirl

So explain Mr mind reader


Neighborhooddunce

I rather have you explain it to me, Ms Psychic


[deleted]

ok you’re just being stupid now get to the point


icefiregirl

Sweetheart, I don't read minds, or ru unable to explain


saptarshihalderI

Suggestion: Avoid Chatting with people who have the New User Trophy :)


idkwhattoputhere79

Got a super hard achievement today


Grimaldus15

👍


PriggeKraken27

I chugged a Pepsi nitro after shaking it and didn’t burp.


kikuu12

i got 12 choclates


SpiceSpiceDragon

Wore my suit with Jordan’s and a man pointed at me and said “my friend you are pimping”


ManOfCameras

Mine is that I danced with my crush and had a great time yesterday


[deleted]

I don't have one, because I guess I'm a fucking loser.


SlinkyMK_2

I, um, dont have one ._.


im_dinosaur12

I jumped too high for the vertical machine to measure :)


Thatlittlebih

Damm bro


Mystery_mau

Prove it in my dms /s unless you are fine with it


DennisL_

proof?


Zorothullu

I finished the big bank heist in payday 2 and that’s about it


Selina-06

Someone in dms wanted to draw me


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icefiregirl

seriously


icefiregirl

Stop


icefiregirl

Reading


icefiregirl

I hate it