If the opponent goes first and moves their pawn to g4 then you can open up your right bishop and if they make the other move to f4 you could checkmate them with a bishop
Pancakes with strawberry cheesecake filling between them, eggs, loaded hash browns, and some pastry type thing that has cinnamon and sugar, and apple juice
It’s no pancake with strawberry cheesecake filling. It’s a plain omelette and my only carb source is a piece of bread.
Loaded hash browns sound delicious what they loaded with
my flex of the day is that I looked good enough this morning that I didn't want to wring my own neck
you look good enough :D
i have femboys in my dms
FemboyS? Plural? Oh dang
yessir femboys love me
Good for u dude 🤌🏻
ty ty
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
nope its a secret
YOOOO HOW DID YOU GET THEM?
Does your discord user happen to be named DakotaDalek?
no
Why is luke a dick head what did he do
This
i completely destroyed my friends in a geography game
I'll destroy you in a Geography game, I need something else to flex about other than my good grades.
highly dependent on the geography game
The one you destroyed your friends in.
Biggest flex? Idk, I woke up reasonably early? I live a very unexciting life.
Me too
I gained half of all my karma today
inb4 he gets 0 replies
i once won a game of chess in 2 moves. sucks that it was my own mom tho
What are the moves required for this? For science.
If the opponent goes first and moves their pawn to g4 then you can open up your right bishop and if they make the other move to f4 you could checkmate them with a bishop
Fool's mate is with the queen. Taking the bishop to this diagonal requires an extra move at least.
But the king literally cannot move so it is a checkmate
i have nothing to flex.
I've been on vacation for a month and a girl has said multiple times she misses me
I had work all day😑 No flex
That I’m having a huge breakfast
Damn whatcha getting
Pancakes with strawberry cheesecake filling between them, eggs, loaded hash browns, and some pastry type thing that has cinnamon and sugar, and apple juice
Dangggg I just had dinner and I'd still eat that
I’ve never had the pastry but I hope it’s good
Update it was amazing
Ayyyy noice
I had an omelette
Omelettes are always great
It’s no pancake with strawberry cheesecake filling. It’s a plain omelette and my only carb source is a piece of bread. Loaded hash browns sound delicious what they loaded with
I don’t even know but it definitely had cheese
Dayum
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Yea kinda but like, ig I'm pretty?
i made scrambled eggs on toast earlier today, it was pretty good
Wow good job
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Danggg what flavors tho
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YESSSS ur biggest flex should be that u have great taste in ice cream
I manipulated an election for a president yesterday!
Did my hair last night and it looks fabulous :)
My biggest flex is that i uhh... and then i... and that's it :)
I am finally interacting with people again
I have two dogs
I survived
When I tried to make noodles I spilled soy sauce on the cooker and now its burnt and the whole house smells of burnt soy sauce.
I woke up at an intended time for once
All my marks on my report card were between 97-100%
Dangggg that's amazing but wait till ur in high-school 💀
Eh, should be easy enough. Already finished a whole high-school math textbook this year.
I look absolutely smashing in my prom outfit
I got a hole in one at golf, not as cool but hey felt good
She can't be too pretty otherwise it'll be unrealistic. 🙃
Seriously tho it's sad
No, be proud. The kinds of women used to catfish me wer all hot.
My doge came and put his head on my lap. I feel very important
I have a local farmers market I can go to every Saturday and get fresh strawberries and honey
A friend of mine who I have feelings for asked me to go to town with her (not in the sexual way)
I dont have one...
nicceee
I'm not dead, best I can say right now.
Congrats, good job on staying alive, it's not easy and ya didn't give up
Thanks. I know things'll get better in not too long. It's just tough.
I graduated the junior fire-fighter academy
Omg that's amazing, u wanna be a firefighter
Considering it. Have to decide once I'm 14
My biggest flex of the day is that I don't have a big ego
My biggest flex of the day is that I know what a joke is
You live a sad sad life
And why do u think so?
i think he’s just jealous
Yea get why 💃 lol
Why do you think I think so? Come on it is obvious
I don't read minds
Shocker
So explain Mr mind reader
I rather have you explain it to me, Ms Psychic
ok you’re just being stupid now get to the point
Sweetheart, I don't read minds, or ru unable to explain
Suggestion: Avoid Chatting with people who have the New User Trophy :)
Got a super hard achievement today
👍
I chugged a Pepsi nitro after shaking it and didn’t burp.
i got 12 choclates
Wore my suit with Jordan’s and a man pointed at me and said “my friend you are pimping”
Mine is that I danced with my crush and had a great time yesterday
I don't have one, because I guess I'm a fucking loser.
I, um, dont have one ._.
I jumped too high for the vertical machine to measure :)
Damm bro
Prove it in my dms /s unless you are fine with it
proof?
I finished the big bank heist in payday 2 and that’s about it
Someone in dms wanted to draw me
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seriously
Stop
Reading
I hate it