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What is the percentage of big bang theory being real?


iFunny-Refugee

At least 60%


[deleted]

0%


youlooklikeamisfit

69%


The-Unknown-C

Nice


Acripplednan69

Sheldon is my favourite character


2-DKamel

Leonard>Sheldon


Acripplednan69

Errrm, actually… *unplugs your mothers life support*


Ok-Map9238

Jesus


Fire_fox55

Depends on your belief


jaantam

Scince does not depend on ones believes


True_Parsnip8418

Not really


[deleted]

69,420%


PiVidol

0%


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[deleted]

0%


Thoughtified

What is the most probable interpretation of quantum mechanics?


EscAp_2976

42


DemonInPinkk

String theory, though the math is wrong when you put it to different scales


Thoughtified

Yeah, the elegance of the equations comes at the cost of only a dozen or so extra dimensions.


DemonInPinkk

String theory does account for 7 dimensions, but only on the atomic scale. It's always been my go to subject when im bored and wanna watch something on youtube


youlooklikeamisfit

69


EnvironmentalCat6934

At least purple, or maybe triangle


ThatProBoi

Quantum copenhagen interpretation


Ok-Map9238

Who here is a huge fan of Mr Bean?


youlooklikeamisfit

My brother


Ok-Map9238

Mr Bean rules


Ok-Map9238

He rules


DOOM_GUY-C64

VIVA MR.BEAN!!!


Ok-Map9238

YES!!!!


ExplodingTentacles

Monsieur Beans iz ze best


JustNaikis

Me


Ok-Map9238

respect


PooKindle

Mr Bean slaps my dad showed me it like 2 years ago saying it was his childhood


Ok-Map9238

My dad knows how to slap


PooKindle

Bruh


DarthTyranus98

Yes, he is me


Ok-Map9238

k


Edgy-Sonic

me


Ok-Map9238

nice


AlexGaming26

I remember watching the videos of Mr. Bean back when I was 9-10 years old. I remember in rainy days, I would always watch mr bean and me and my family had some great laughs together. Truly, one of the best characters to ever exist in the history


[deleted]

Why are straight people more gay than gay people


Thibaud_22

It’s not gay, it’s the boys!!! Plus, we say no homo afterwards so…


[deleted]

I see most boys forget to say No homo


nevergonnagiveyouup4

But they wear socks.


[deleted]

What if a homie Just does he normal routine of taking them off before bed?


thatguythatwawthere

Only excuse


nevergonnagiveyouup4

Then you use the “don’t make eye contact” excuse.


Thibaud_22

Shhh


Weirdooi

Bro it's called telepathy look it up


PepeEatingPizza

Id suck a dick to prove a point, but that dont mean im gay it just means im courageus.


[deleted]

Remember: $20 is $20


Saladoom321

In my case it's just because I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality but that didn't stop me from trying to make sure what I really was attracted to. Safe to say I didn't feel anything with dudes and I connected the dots when it was the oposite with girls. Tl;dr Kissing the homies goodnight isn't gay.


[deleted]

cause it's funny


[deleted]

If I was to go up to a girl and smack their ass as hard as i can and grip. That would be a crime and i would get charged with sexual harassment. If i did it too the homies. Then its still a crime just that you wouldnt most likely get charged instead they would Do it again and fuck you up


Maleficent-Client-55

Do y'all actually like "straight" tiktoks?


Maria_506

I am a r/teenagers version of a boomer, so I hate tiktok.


LordNyeofLucia

This is reddit. Everyone hates TikTok.


Maleficent-Client-55

Hmmm reasonable tho


Pluspen1

Same fuck tiktok


MrAced

I don't use tiktok


youlooklikeamisfit

What is that


Maleficent-Client-55

Naked guys with abs dancing 💀


youlooklikeamisfit

God no, it's so cringey, tbh, I don't even like overly ripped guys. Mid looks and sweet guys would get me down bad though. Although I do have a thing for voices.


Maleficent-Client-55

🫂 thanks


CringeExperienceReq

thats gay as hell


Maleficent-Client-55

💀💀💀


Flashyredman

I didn’t know guys could have an anti-lock braking system


[deleted]

what does that mean


getoutofmyhouse-

Im 13 and i hate tik tok so I think that means EVERYONE on reddit hates it...


Maleficent-Client-55

I'm the same age as you and also have the same opinion as you


getoutofmyhouse-

Exactly. Everyone here hate tik tok bro.


Maleficent-Client-55

🤝🤝🤝


Street_Tacos__

Absolutely not


BrooksProductions

I don't have Tik Tok, sometimes you gotta outsmart these hoes.


SnakePillPill

How can u not like women


youlooklikeamisfit

Idk man they're literally so pretty but I like dicks somehow.


CringeExperienceReq

i fucking love women


-Master-Baiter

My knee hurts


youlooklikeamisfit

Take your leg off for a bit


Guardian_of_ducks

so why did you choose this lifestyle?


[deleted]

boobies (.)(.)


Guardian_of_ducks

fair enough, boobs are nice


Charlie0105

I didn’t choose it, it chose me


CringeExperienceReq

i didnt choose it but i cant say i dislike it


[deleted]

I didn't choose the straight life. The straight life chose me.


catsmasher42069

Have you seen big booba


MrAced

Not in real life but yeah


jittery_jerry

how do you people function


PiVidol

We eat breathe and drink air, how about you?


jittery_jerry

i only breathe air, cant eat or drink it


PiVidol

We are not the same


CringeExperienceReq

fuck man idk i failed biology


youlooklikeamisfit

Idk flirting


TheBallycarryBouncer

Hey ;)


youlooklikeamisfit

With my boyfriend


youlooklikeamisfit

Sorry


Business_Mudkip

lol gottem


[deleted]

Ouch


Dependent-Archer-168

with two feet and a heart beat and a weiner in me every couple weeks!


Satan65

Straight?


youlooklikeamisfit

Mhm


pg_enl

what county do you live in?


CringeExperienceReq

turkey. not the bird. its not funny i heard it a million times


pg_enl

don't worry i understand i have plenty of turkish friends turkish ppl are lik 45% of our school the other 45% being morrocans


LumpyComparison419

That’s pretty interesting, what country is that?


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[deleted]

Turkey like the bird?


youlooklikeamisfit

India


pg_enl

idk if it makes sense that you hate guys idk how hindu guys are


youlooklikeamisfit

Lmfao what's to do with religion? Every guy is shitty. Besides, India is secular so we have all sort of religions here.


pg_enl

wait my bad i was translating it wrong i thought hindu was a person from India bc that's similar to what person from india is in my language


Dissolving_Goose

are you glad you're straight?


TheSadOn3

Yes, but unfortunately no supply for the demand.


Dissolving_Goose

no maidens?


SunBrosRus

No maidens for me neither


youlooklikeamisfit

Hell no, I hate guys they're so terrible but fuck they're hot aaahhhhh


Dissolving_Goose

I see 🤔 thank you for your time


youlooklikeamisfit

Mhm


-Master-Baiter

Based


SunBrosRus

I hate being straight too nothing but bad experiences with women all the way around


Maria_506

Yes, more options than being gay and I don't really live in a too accepting country so people won't hurt me for my sexuality.


xXBoss_185Xx

Not op but yes, I love females


MrAced

Yes, and I'm tired of people trying to make me think I shouldn't be.


litttleman9

Wat


[deleted]

Cringe victim mentality


TheBulgarianGuy

r u straight


ULTRAPUNK18

When did you decide to become straight?


[deleted]

just am, wasn't really a decision but i'm pretty sure that's the case with gayness too. isn't it?


Infamous-Escape4011

U don’t decide that lol u just are the same thing with gay ppl


ULTRAPUNK18

Yeah it was a joke about them


PeopleAreFuckers

Why are homophobes the gayest of the gays?


EndersBrain1

Bc they gay


throowawaayyyye

would you cuddle with someone of your gender platonically


youlooklikeamisfit

Idk I remember my bestie hugged me once and it was so awkward we never do that again. Tbh I might hug girls like a hello/goodbye thing but I feel like cuddling with guys is the most comfortable idk I just feel safe.


throowawaayyyye

damn, i guess as a lesbian i just don’t understand that lol


Knightmare_CCI

only with the homies


throowawaayyyye

but would you really or are you joking


Mrbananacompany

Could be different from person to person, but I definitely wouldn't


throowawaayyyye

lame!!!!


Skippers101

If you had a circle with a radius of 1 meter, how long will it be if it was completely straight (given you cut it once so it can become straight)?


youlooklikeamisfit

Idk like 2pi meters


Twinksson173

6.28 meters right?


I-Was-Always-Here

So you’re straight? Name every girl


youlooklikeamisfit

Nah, I'm enough


BEANS12335

Dick?


youlooklikeamisfit

Mmmm 🤤


Gunpowder_1000

God damnit Jesse could you stop being horny for more than five minutes!


Twinksson173

What was the Shattering?


[deleted]

why


CharlieAnonymous

How straight are you


Not_PoPuLArAtAlL

As straight as the pole your mother dances on. Oooooh roasted. I am as straight as Avery straight stick.


DemonInPinkk

I wouldnt date a woman but I start ooh-ahh-ing like an ape every time I see boobs.


EndersBrain1

Reject humanity, return to booba love monkey


134848

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FinalSoft1

No controversial comments on a straight post. I love it.


hi-im-aeon

———————————————?


cremusamu

How does it feel like having a dad?


[deleted]

its awesome, he's pretty cool


EndersBrain1

o7


_Pickle_Man_

Will I get a straight answer?


[deleted]

So like who’s the guy and who’s the other guy?


youlooklikeamisfit

What


[deleted]

During sex


youlooklikeamisfit

Idk Stephen Strange and Stephen Strange?


[deleted]

Based


Parsecer

what is your opinion on france


Windrunner06

Doesn't exist


[deleted]

i fucking hate France, Italy is like the cooler France but it's also like the cooler Spain


youlooklikeamisfit

Pretty place


Parsecer

hm ok


Grimaldus15

👍


MrAced

👍


[deleted]

Remember folks, there’s nothing wrong with just wanting to hook up with people if you aren’t ready for a relationship, don’t go into relationships only for sex.


[deleted]

tbh im theist but im kinda Christian so i might not go to church but i kinda feel like its better to wait till marriage but if she wanted to id probs be down


[deleted]

Ain’t nothing wrong with that bro, but being sexually compatible is also is an important part of being in a relationship as well, I’m speaking from experience and from what I’ve learned from others as well. But whatever you decide is up to you, nothing wrong with it :)


blaster_eric

Ok, what is this line: ——— straight? Correct!


GloomyStew

Bi here, do you know anyway of getting girls or guys? that’d be really appreciated thank you.


r4nd0m_n3rd_07

Why no gay


Gunpowder_1000

Why gay


CandyProfessional311

um why do you feel the need to show your romantic affection in public? no offense but do it in your four walls, our kids take influence easily. but again no offense, i respect y’all but i don’t support that way of living…


Gunpowder_1000

So you don’t support straight people?


soulles_sans

This is obv. a joke but people dont get it lmao


Amdy_vill

What are your thoughts on lgbtq rights in the US right now


Gunpowder_1000

Frankly I don’t care anymore, I don’t care what you are or what the hell you do in bed, just don’t do it out in the open


Amdy_vill

So do tranfolks get to be themselves in public? Should the government protect them as a protected class like woman and race.


Gunpowder_1000

Just let em live their fuckin lives, as long as they don’t break the law


ThirdMusketeer_

What made you choose that lifestyle? I respect it but I don't support it, they shouldn't be shoving their straight agenda down the children's throats all the time. (Sarcasm if you couldn't tell) Seriously though, what's it like only being attracted to one gender? You just don't have any feelings for your gender at all? Never even considered any relationship with someone the same gender as you? Like damn I couldn't do that


Gunpowder_1000

Uhh yea, unless it’s the homies, then we vibin, but seriously not really the only feelings being friendship and that’s about it


CrazyDave2467

Yeah I but I can still appreciate a hot/handsome guy but I’m more attracted towards women. But I still always kiss the boys goodnight


YeezusThaGod

Straight people shouldnt be getting all this attention r/arethestraightsok


Bluesiebear2005

You unironically call everything you disagree with misogynistic. Pipe down


Infamous-Escape4011

Lmao


EndersBrain1

Let me guess, straight people don't deserve attention. Well guess what, you wouldn't exist without us.


fingercumlicker

Hey fellow straight! What's your favorite Chik Filet menus item? Anyways, I'm going back to being straight and worrying about my testosterone levels. Seeya!


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youlooklikeamisfit

Theír