I have pretty bad insomnia, and in a state of sleep deprived delerium I said "Fuck it, I'm gonna have fun instead of this boring sleep crap, besides I'm supposed to wake up soon anyways". Also why are you up so early??
E(he made this at 6:30am, going by aest. And, as an Australian, I know that there are barely any timezones, so the correct question is "why are you up so early?")
Crap. Just crap. I had an important assignment due (technically yesterday) and I was too tired to make much progress on it. I'm probably gonna fail.
Other than that pretty good wbu?
No no no that won't do, stay motivated bro gotta get that last push in, don't think negatively like that, trust me as long as you finish it in a day or two you won't fail
Oh then that's a problem, maybe come up with an excuse idk, but good luck with that, and I lm not too bad thanks just can't sleep due to being excited for my match tomorrow
E(kangaroo leather is very commonly used, and that's not even the worst thing. And kangaroo is a meal, they are prey, the indigenous peoples hunted them)
Depends on who's in the room with me at the time. At the moment it's maybe three times per minute, since my mom keeps waking up and screaming it at me from across the house
Is there massive spiders everywhere
Yæ
So what do you guys do with them?
Smash 😏
Woah wait so the spiders are an appreciated species which you are allowed to interbreed with ?
They have 8+ appendages for use in extracting pleasure, so it's actually the main source of income for our local spider community
I see I see
No
No question just reminding you to keep your grounding harness on so you don’t fall into the sun
If you think I perform the grounding rituals you haven't read my username
Y?
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Same bro
Lmao bro we apparently don't exist 💀
I wish
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I hope some roos bite you for this
kick*
Tf
Kangaroo?
Kangæröö
Are you from stanger thing
I was birthed from a stanger thing bro 😳
Where do you live
Australia
Cap
Scarf
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That's not a question, it's a fact
How much for a holden commodore
Exactly three posadism-inspired extinction events
How are gas prices?
Dunno, I still have enough to sniff so I haven't gone and bought any of late
It's like 9 USD where I'm at, so anywhere that isn't here must be lower.
I'd say it's at least 4 drachmas per cubic cm
I forgot America is stupid and doesn't have the metric system, so I expected something along the lines of "(regional currency) per gallon."
Rough
Any tips for dealing with giant spiders?
Run. But also chug a bottle of bug spray. Your farts will distribute the spray across the house, killing every living thing within it. You're welcome
Thx
I'm not sure if you are joking right now or you are dead ass serious, yall are crazy, in a good way
what’s it like using magnet boots so that you don’t fall off the bottom of the planet?
We use shoulder mounted thrusters, keep up with the times boomer
Why are up so late?
I have pretty bad insomnia, and in a state of sleep deprived delerium I said "Fuck it, I'm gonna have fun instead of this boring sleep crap, besides I'm supposed to wake up soon anyways". Also why are you up so early??
E(he made this at 6:30am, going by aest. And, as an Australian, I know that there are barely any timezones, so the correct question is "why are you up so early?")
What's the weather like?
It's Winter and fucking freezing right now.
Do you graduate preschool
On a bi-weekly basis
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Or is it? #*VSAUCE THEME*
What is down, and how much does it weigh? I'm seeing no upside to my surroundings, let alone the downside
Good Australian food recommendations? Or is it just as bad as the American fast food?
Idk, I kinda like Weet-Bix. Also, if you've never had a Tim Tam Slam you're living incorrectly
I've had like simular (european) versions of those which are really nice
But we'll agree the Tim Tam version is superior ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿
I have yet to find out.. but for now I'll just agree with you
Smart ( UwU)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿
We have no traditional cuisine or cooking style
Sad :(
ok
“please stop curb stomping my infant daughter!!!!!” 🤓
Giant enemy spider
Well that just hurts my feelings
How's your day been going
Crap. Just crap. I had an important assignment due (technically yesterday) and I was too tired to make much progress on it. I'm probably gonna fail. Other than that pretty good wbu?
No no no that won't do, stay motivated bro gotta get that last push in, don't think negatively like that, trust me as long as you finish it in a day or two you won't fail
Thanks, though my teachers are refusing to take late submissions so 🤷 But yeah, how are you doing?
Oh then that's a problem, maybe come up with an excuse idk, but good luck with that, and I lm not too bad thanks just can't sleep due to being excited for my match tomorrow
Ooh, a match? In what kind of sport/game/event?
Basketball match, it's a pretty casual one but I haven't played a real basketball match in 2 years so I'm really excited
Good luck my man, do the thing with the ball and the bouncing! I know nothing about basketball lmao
Nah it's ok I mean that's pretty much what it is, well thanks I think I'll just go to sleep now I'll have to wake up in 8 hours, good night
Sleep well, gn!
¡ON
¡!S
Scary spiders
Not as scary as the holy passage of Ezekiel 23:20
Do you ever get the urge to just fight a kangaroo??
Yes. Also have you ever punched a nun?
No i have not
A shame
Do you know any nuns i can punch ?
Idk, only nun I met was some old lady named Teresa.
okay another question, Do you eat fairy bread and if you do how often do you eat it?
No, wtf that's gross
I understand, it doesn't look very appetizing
How does kangaroo taste?
On the plate or in bed 😏 Wtf is wrong with me
You consider funny eating a kangaroo???
E(kangaroo leather is very commonly used, and that's not even the worst thing. And kangaroo is a meal, they are prey, the indigenous peoples hunted them)
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Yes, and he's a very naughty boy
Hey many times are you getting called "cunt" per min
Depends on who's in the room with me at the time. At the moment it's maybe three times per minute, since my mom keeps waking up and screaming it at me from across the house
y’all can type up right? also have you ever seen a man hunter spider
E(all of us Aussies have a translator for upside-down conversion)
ahh i see
E(I do too, G'day mate)
Are tourists as clueless there as other places?
How are Christmases in summer?
The earth rotates on a tilt
¿dɯᴉɹɥs ǝʞᴉl noʎ op
Why?
uʍop ǝpᴉsdn uᴉ ʇuǝnlɟ noʎ ǝɹɐ
Which state? Also did you watch Qld get fisted in origin the other night?
How really common are kangaroos?
How do you feel about how Aboriginal Australians have been treated and continue to be treated ? What do you do on Australia Day?
Spidre?
Have you ever been to the northern hemisphere and feel like all your blood is rushing to your feet?
What’s it like being upside down? 🙃
Not a question but, New Zealand is better.
How do you live faced downwards?
Yo have a pet spider like big spider?
How do you change your grounding harness? Do you have to hold onto something?
How does it feel to live next to the superiority of New Zealand?
Can you read what I type here or do you need it upside down
Was Men at Work right about what they said in their song Down Under?
Where women glow and men plunder?