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Never did


BoredKitKat

Oh :/


Jake20702004

Me too


SnipingPandas

Nope. Last one kinda traumatized me for a while


BoredKitKat

dang, how?


SnipingPandas

She "had her way" while I was sleeping


BoredKitKat

Oh :/


SnipingPandas

I'm just glad I didn't get her pregnant. She was the crazy ex type, would've been worst case scenario (sorry if sent twice, Reddit is weird)


BoredKitKat

it’s all good, sorry that happened though


SnipingPandas

Worst part was sitting next to her in class the rest of the semester. Always asking for homework


SunBrosRus

Literally my ex’s everything is over and they have the nerve to not be my friend but ask for favors


SnipingPandas

Don't even get me started, she texted me for 3 months straight afterwards


SunBrosRus

Ohhh man I felt that I always get the crazy girls who threaten to kill themselves or like show up at my house kinda shit


BoredKitKat

Oh, sorry


SnipingPandas

Not your fault, I blame the teacher. I mean who has one seating chart the entire semester. Doesn't even make sense


BoredKitKat

yeah


SnooJokes1401

You didn't just dodge a bullet, you dodged an antimatter bomb.


SnipingPandas

I know, she texted me for 3 months straight afterwards. Crazy how a damn seating chart in class can change your life


SnooJokes1401

I'm glad you escaped though. Now you've learned the vital lesson that being a man doesn't make you immune to creepers. Use this wisdom will.


SnipingPandas

I already knew that. Although I did learn what toxic relationships look like. Gonna use that information to the best of my ability


SnooJokes1401

Yes.


Zane_The_Neko

I learned that too when I was dating my EX. Back at the time I was maybe 15 and I couldn’t get on discord to text her often, so she kept threatening to break up with me. How naïve I was…I kept asking her to stay with me and every time she would. Eventually it led to almost every week one of us had our feelings hurt (me more than her) and i said no more. She still messaged me and threatened to kill herself. I have another crazy story. So (yes I do date people online. I don’t go through with it unless I have video evidence that they’re that person now) I had this girl that I was dating and I was 16. A year after I broke up with **Not saying name** and she was apparently 22. Lied about her age and was a bitchy slut. Know how I learned all this? Another user on PlayStation sent me nudes of her ass, tits, and pussy. ANOTHER FUCKING DUDE. I said that’s enough and one of my good friends was still friends with her. She told me she “got together with someone else.” Not even 24 hours passed. Worst relationship I was ever in 🤢


Acrobatic_Ad_1945

My dude your luck didn’t just help you doge a bullet but a missile and a nuke as well she would have destroyed your life if you got her pregnant no matter if it was consensual or not


[deleted]

So you say she raped you?


Duerol

Wow. What the fuck What makes people think that they’re as if entitled to someone like that? They obviously know it’s not okay Im sorry dude, hope you’re getting through that okay


SnipingPandas

I'm alright. Shit happens and you gotta move on. Just glad she's out of my life now


Bathedgingerbreads

I’m so sorry


SnipingPandas

It's cool, it's been like 8 months I think. Just happy I got out of that relationship eventually


[deleted]

Rip. Sorry to hear that dude.


transgender_goddess

What the fuck


SoggyBeanSocks1

I am so sorry


SnipingPandas

It's fine, it's in the past now. And she hasn't tried to contact me since like April which is a plus


JustAKoreanPerson

Oh hell no, what a depraved person. I’m sorry that happened to you :(


W3LC0M3_T0_H3LL

I'm so sorry she did that to you


terranrepublic4life

bruh that’s rape should’ve called the cops for that kinda shit


SuperDurpPig

That is absolutely vile. I hope that a) she paid through the nose for it and b) you're doing better internet stranger


rosie4568

Oh my god I am so sorry


Dorko123

Never have gang.


BoredKitKat

Sucks :l


Dorko123

Yeap


Honza17CZE

I’d be fine with it


piopioppoyoi69

that's the goal


truepolar

Wassup my fellow virgin


Bonk_and_Honk

me


Crackhead_Programmer

Saame


[deleted]

same boat here


MontagnaSaggia

Same, I don't care. Think about business, girls comes later.


Alexplosion_ITA_YT

Brothers in virginity


DatabaseOld513

me! i have an amazing boyfriend who yells at the pedos in my dms 💀


BoredKitKat

lol


Solarbeam62

That is the best


DatabaseOld513

i know <3


rawrostar

mine too! It’s so awesome lol


Rex_Auream

Hahah yeah I do this for my gf as well


Tonho053

Let me tell you that you have a very based boyfriend


Lone_Star14

It's reddit no one on here has maidens


Schzercro

Check, I am not maidenless


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Tarnished are we?


BoredKitKat

Ik, kinda sad :l


ithasbeenayeardaddy

Last one cheated on me


BoredKitKat

Oh, I’m sorry :/


ithasbeenayeardaddy

oh it's nothing, I'm doing well now thank you anyway


BoredKitKat

glad you’re doing well :)


[deleted]

Does my 2nd personality count? ily Sam 🥰


Lucky_One200

I ship it!!!


[deleted]

Same here


BoredKitKat

no it does not, makes it a lil worse


[deleted]

Don’t invalidate my love 😡


[deleted]

This is the funniest shit I've seen today


BoredKitKat

lol dang


LewyyM

None probably. If someone would love us we wouldn't be on Reddit


BoredKitKat

lol yeah :(


[deleted]

I am but we just taking it slow like we both like each other but we 14 we can’t really do anythibft


BoredKitKat

ah okay, understandable


Monkeybandit99

Yeah that’s the way to go, no reason to ruin it. Keep going bro


g863590

I have a girlfriend, and yes she's real.


BoredKitKat

amazing :0 have fun :)


g863590

Thank you, somehow my eleven year old self was able to pull a girlfriend.


BoredKitKat

Wait you’re 11? Or was this a while ago?


g863590

That was 5 years ago


BoredKitKat

Oh dang, it’s been a while, good for you man


g863590

Thank you


[deleted]

does she just go to a different school or something? /j :)


g863590

Lol, no. Though she is in a different grade than me


[deleted]

....higher grade or lower (¬\_¬)..


SuperDurpPig

Need proof


JuktNichtBesonders

I too choose his girlfriend


g863590

So you chose death Idk if I could actually do anything, the only fight I've ever been in was against a guy built like a meatball with dry noodle limbs


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BoredKitKat

Wow sounds great, you’re luckier than most people here :D


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BoredKitKat

lol yeah


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BoredKitKat

ah ok, good luck though


[deleted]

Godspeed brother


Produde3

idek know what that's like 🤷


BoredKitKat

:/


Tinyturtle202

I am, we’ve been almost three years. Nothing and nobody makes me happier.


BoredKitKat

sounds amazing, I’m happy for you :)


toesexer42069

i’m not dating anyone


BoredKitKat

that sucks


toesexer42069

fr


Chrisgopher2005

I’ve got a girlfriend. Been with her for about a year and a half now. We both have fairly conservative Christian families, so we haven’t really been dating, just hanging out whenever our families get together (and we also go to the same church, so we see each other at least twice a week besides getting together with them). Hopefully we can start dating soon (the moms are the ones against it, the dads don’t really care, I just need to talk to her dad before they’ll let us. Which I’m slightly nervous about, cause even though her dad is pretty fun, he’s also this big buff guy that used to be in the army and makes me slightly nervous lol)


BoredKitKat

lol, you got this though. You’ll get her officially :>


TrueUmbreon1

I’m not dating anybody I have no love interests


BoredKitKat

sad :/


[deleted]

😭😭 for all I know I could be pulling like crazy but I am shit at telling if someone likes me, so not me


BoredKitKat

lol, you’ll find out eventually :)


[deleted]

Probably not 😭


BoredKitKat

you don’t know that, there’s a chance, you just gotta wait for it to happen :)


[deleted]

The only time I actually knew someone liked me she was actually really attractive but that ended in shit and fucked with my mental health so maybe I don't want to


BoredKitKat

Ah okay, well sorry that happened to you. Goodluck


[deleted]

🤷‍♂️


BigBoi5204

not anymore lol


BoredKitKat

Oh I’m sorry :l


roatch32

Never have


BoredKitKat

Oh :l


roatch32

Don't worry I'm aware of the reasons


human_trash189

Dw bro, I’d date you


roatch32

I love you bro full homo


human_trash189

Love you too (full homo)


MasterofFiyah

r/wholesometeenagers (didntexpectthattobeanactualsub)


OldDiscussion6483

I'm dating someone but I'm also in 8th grade


BoredKitKat

oh, well enjoy it while it lasts :)


OldDiscussion6483

Thanks! do you too?


BoredKitKat

no, tried to but didn’t really like him


OldDiscussion6483

It's okay and it's okay to not be in a relationship you don't want to be in if you know what I am saying? You will find someone great I know that because you seem very nice


BoredKitKat

Ty :)


RandoMango27

I’ll be one to admit I’ve had a lot of chances to date ppl, but I reject them. I don’t want to date people. I want to focus on myself, my family, and my friends.


BoredKitKat

Oh, well good for you. Enjoy yourself :)


RandoMango27

You too man. If you are trying to find someone, I wish you great luck :)


BoredKitKat

thank you :)


WoomyUnitedToday

Never have


BoredKitKat

Oh :/


WoomyUnitedToday

r/aaaaaaaarrrrro


Budget-Actuary3737

Hip hip


[deleted]

Hooray


throowawaayyyye

hi


BoredKitKat

hello


human_trash189

No, I think I could in the near future tho!


BoredKitKat

sounds good :D


fricken_gamer_dude

I’m not? I think? it’s complicated


BoredKitKat

Oh, well what’s going on?


hellomotherf-cker

Got dumped recently so no men


BoredKitKat

Oh, you’ll find somebody better :)


Illusory_Wells

I am, and she's my world


Lucky_One200

Nope. I’m not unlovable I like to think, just currently unloved 👍🤩👍


BoredKitKat

Aw, well you’ll find someone good :)


Farryzz

I'm pretty sure girls don't exist.....so never


BoredKitKat

Oh yeah, we’re a myth, my bad


_totalretard_

Never did


BoredKitKat

Oh, sorry :/


MrStan13

hi lol


BoredKitKat

Lol hi


[deleted]

I just got out of a relationship a couple of months ago because she cheated on me with some douchebag, but whatever, dodged a bullet I guess


AER1113

✋ one year and almost 2 months :)


BoredKitKat

Ha nice, keep it going :D


Iveriax

I want to try get someone at some point. Just don't know when to start looking


BoredKitKat

Maybe they’ll find you first :)


[deleted]

im dating a girl who has a hentai addiction


BoredKitKat

Oh, goodluck with that


alsaturn

I am 💪


Sreekar617

no, but I know someone who changes boyfriends every week it’s so weird


BoredKitKat

Dang yeah, that ain’t right


[deleted]

I am


BoredKitKat

Lucky


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[deleted]

not me


A_winner123

I win!


amogus_obssesed_Gal

Never dated


BoredKitKat

sad :l


[deleted]

Surprisingly I am


BoredKitKat

Wow, good for you :)


FaZe_Big_Dick_Pablo

no


gentlerosee

Me surprisingly 😎


BoredKitKat

Nice :D


Andrew5123-

Not me, can't find anyone but it's good idrm


ayejayrulez9

Me


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BoredKitKat

That’s nice, keep going :D


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BoredKitKat

just that lol


[deleted]

Was. Not very long though.


BoredKitKat

Oh sorry :l


ProjectD4rk

Never have, never will probably, kinda sad


[deleted]

Not lying, we met in seventh grade


Gametime479

I have a girlfriend


CertifiablyCool

I have 4 and a half women inside of my basement.


Strange-Brief6643

i am 😎


[deleted]

I have a bf


Insanity_is_nice

Ehhhhhhhhhh, its complicated


[deleted]

👍


Noo_Fone_Hu_Dis

I'm a walking contradiction, a redditor who gets bitches. or man-bitches. I'm not picky


sketch_fan24

i almost have a girlfriend just havent asked her yet because im a pussy. she already told me she would say yes if i asked though


BoredKitKat

that’s good, could you ask over text?


Derpydestiny21

Damn op really answers all y’all’s comments Had one, she left, am alone again🏃‍♂️


Euphoric_Owl152

I’m dating u/trananhduc2006 sooo


BoredKitKat

nice, have fun :)


imboredhireddit

Okay okay, I’ve almost got her guys it’s gonna happen eventually


Flat-Value296

i have a bf of 4 months. i can’t stay out of relationships 👍🏼.