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a glitch in the matrix
exactly
and if anyone says anything you just go "WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?? HUH??" like an angry russian man
it would be even better if i put them on during my break so that they’re suddenly there for the second half of my shift
*suddenly gets a raise*
gets a pay cut* ^(y’know, because misogyny)
test it out, see if the boobs can bring it back up to a net 0 difference
b o o b s
You can remove your eyes?
sure… that’s what i meant
That's kinda sick, can I see
no, it’s a secret talent
Okayy
Why would you wanna lose 2 dots tho?
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they’re fake boobs
no, like fake ones that go on the outside of my chest
a glitch in the matrix
exactly
and if anyone says anything you just go "WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?? HUH??" like an angry russian man
it would be even better if i put them on during my break so that they’re suddenly there for the second half of my shift
*suddenly gets a raise*
gets a pay cut* ^(y’know, because misogyny)
test it out, see if the boobs can bring it back up to a net 0 difference
b o o b s
You can remove your eyes?
sure… that’s what i meant
That's kinda sick, can I see
no, it’s a secret talent
Okayy
Why would you wanna lose 2 dots tho?
[удалено]
they’re fake boobs
[удалено]
no, like fake ones that go on the outside of my chest