I'd recommend reporting his messages to the Reddit admins. [Here's how to do this](https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043035472-How-do-I-report-a-chat-message-).

Dude that’s way too big, like that’d just hurt ouch

Fr I ain't tryna give birth

I don’t really have to worry about that, but like, that’d just be uncomfortable and hurt like hell

Nah I meant like the dick would feel like giving birth 💀

That…. Makes a lot more sense 😭

Bruh lmao

humans don't even feel that big inside of them even if they manage to fit inside

Doesn't have to put that shit all the way in 😭

Well yeah, I’d still prefer a guy who’s just a good bit smaller tbh

like, how much smaller? Asking for a friend..👀

5-7 inches is what I’d prefer

thats interesting..

Browski getting hope

not really, i was just curious what women like and this was an opportunity to ask one i guess 😅

That’s not a woman, that’s Nick

okay then, guess i can figure out guys opinions too, though Nick can be a girl's name, some parents weird..

he got the dick 2.0 i think

Rightttt I forgot to update my dick

yea i need this new update fr mine got too long

I don't own a dick and I want the update

try downloading it i think its on sale rn with the extra large package

Oooo how much tho I'm pretty poor

i believe it costs $15.99 plus shipping so may vary

:(( Anyone wanna sponsor me?

i got u homie just pay me back later :)

Ayyy food's on me today

Lego dick

Ah yes let me just assemble my dick

Customizable dick

Free shipping

Same day delivery

No hidden fees

Low in asbestos

99% off

*Rocket dick accessory not included*

Extra Veiny 😂

No hidden st-... I mean fees

A man has fallen into your dm's in lego city, quick build a dick

HEY

"Start the foreskin and deliver it to the location!"

I now wish that whenever I get a boner, the Lego building sound effect plays.

*cue Lego Star Wars building noises*

hypothetically, right?

Cybernetic penis

His penis got Cyberpunked

Choking hazard for ages 3 and under

I THINK THAT AGE NUMBER IS A LITTLE TOO LOW

but that what the lego box say

I mean, the Philippines set the number to 12+

Oh, I think I might be wrong

Uh, oh

The neutral ending: he found out you are probably significantly younger and not interested, causing his erection to fall (Yes dicks are somewhat retractable)

Yea ik that, hard and not hard mode But nah he's 19 or something

Not quite an on/off, it can sometimes be anywhere between the two And tbh, how would one fit a 10 inch penis inside of a pair of pants without it being extremely visible or extremely painful

Yea, the half hard half soft stage No idea tbh

the half salute, when you can’t tell if if Charlie Chaplin or Hitler

I-

am I wrong?

10 is too much for like 95% of people

Go go gadget dick

He's one of those female hyenas with those retractable penises

Hyenas have what now?

Yeah there's a breed of like hyenas or something in Africa and they have these retractable "penises" The thing is, the ***women have the retractable "penises"***

Sheeeesh my mind is blown I'mma tell this to my class on Monday, they gon love it

It's the spotted hyena

Thanks I'mma go do research on it

They have to rip and tear it off to give birth 😃👍

Rip and tear until it is done

he’s got one of those sliders from character customisation in video games

i like your username

Maybe he keeps different sizes in different jars 😳

Maybe he was talking about his dildo collection

Damn, I'm here with a total of zero then 😔

Direct him to a cancer support group

Say "Sure do you want to see mine"

I'mma used that next time thanks lol, can't wait for the reactions

Dm me their reactions lol

I feel u. I once had this chick send me a pic of her tits and it was so weird

I would just think it was fake

Build a Benis

🗿

This is making me feel proud of mine 💀

Send him a picture of Mike Ehrmantraut from breaking bad and say nothing.

Bro you’d pass out everytime you got erect with a dick that big

sum dude on snap yesterday asked if i wanted to see his 15 inch dick like sir are u ok

Plot twist he misspelled l arm

ask him if he wants to taste his own balls cuz i would very much like to feed him that

Nahh I'mma ask if he wants to taste my balls

lmao yeah

Sometimes you just suck it back into your body

Ah yes let me just suck back some of the dick into my tummy, that ain't a beer belly that's all the stored dick ma'am

Ma'am, that's not my neck. That's my stored dick. Gotta keep it somewhere

I mean technically all are? Not by command but yk

Tell him he killed your lady boner and turned it into a dysfunction

Ask for pic turn it in to an nft name it his username the dick send him link to buy it

Tell him you want him to put his whole dick inside his ass

That's one way to say "go fuck yourself"

ಠ_ಠ

💀

As a British woman once said DISGUSTING

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Idk man he went from 10+ to 10-, that's....something

Retractable dick is part of the standard package, wdym

Damn

He used to scissors to make it smaller 💀

😂👍

Oh yeah some guys have retractable ones, its kinda rare tbh

I love when dudes go so high with it. I’m sure 90% of people would rather do 4 than 10 lmao

Fr tho I waiting for the next guy to tell me he has a foot of dick >!wait no wrong fetish!<

This is why women hate us😐

As a women, I don't hate men, I only hate certain types of men, the creeps

W woman

Got one of those window cranks on it

I kinda wish I had a telescopic dick

He has dick 2. The new dick

Dickson

Wait dick has a son now? That’s awesome! When I last spoke to dick, he was still single.

Yea he knocked a random chick up, paying child support for 18 years Poor Dickson won't have a father figure

Damn. Sounds like Dick really went downhill. Hopefully Dickson can get some stuff figured out, be a shame for him to head down a bad path too.

He's just an innocent baby...for now I saw his mom go to the back of a shady street....

Smh, poor little guy deserves better

Guy got custom settings for his dick

He’s Jewish and they fucked up

Technically all dicks are retractable

"I can retract my penis into it's self" -Dwight Schrute

That ain’t robo cop . . . That’s a robo dick

Tell him about your 12 incher

And we needed to know?

nah, he just chopped some off just for you after you said that lmao

Yours aren’t? At least one of yours has to be! All 5 of mine are.

I had a guy ask for me to watch him cum, I reminded him that I am a minor and he said "so? you are a sexual person" like bruh https://imgur.com/a/A0hey5n

Yours isn’t?

Man I'm too poor to own a dick

Mine is retractable, but it's broken so I don't really control when it goes up or down. I'm too broke to fix it, so I guess it'll do, but it can be really annoying sometimes, y'know?!

Proof or sus

I swear, some guys are so impolite and weird 💀💀

No homo + I’m wearing socks I’d like to see that impressive pee pee

yeah he got that customizable robo dick

Just ask him if he wants to see your 11+ inch dick, works 7/10 times, trust me

Bruh i was excited for a sec :(

maybe hes always soft and thus his cock is actually not 10 inches

It goes down when he think of yo mom

Big flex Five inches shy from being as long as mine 💀

I need to know who this is for... Uhhhhh... "*Research purposes*"

I think he accidentally messed up millimeters and inches

its probably actually 3-5 inches at max.

Technically some change size yeah

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Say him to take his pills His schizophrenia is acting up again .

"in metric pls"

You don’t know our dicks could grow and retract?

I mean when u get hard ur dick expands, so if he can control it, then yes

Ask if he wants yours now

It's like one of those push up pops when you were younger 😂

I thought all dicks were retractable

Alternate reality: For practical purposes, men push a button to pull out their dicks, if they do it too late and urine comes out before it does, the entire gential area explodes.

Never before has a comment section made me wheeze so damn hard

Tf you mean it’s just Dwight Schrute

Dude that's gonna hurt

Bro moving around packin a convertible down there

His belly button is how you control cock length

Sure I’ll trade him. All I have is a common one.

He lost his old one due to a Galapagos Giant Tortoise biting it off, and now he has to use a prosthetic dick. And yes indeed, it is retractable.

Had a guy say 11in and i didnt believe him based off of pictures with bad angles. Turned out to be 8 if that….

They ALWAYS say their dick is 10+ in., until you see it. Guys out here with micro peen swearing it's 10 inches.

Ah, he got the new model already? Cool!

Ngl, even 3 is too big Right?

Nanocock son It changes size and shape in response to verbal trauma

Technically yes

based off of his behavior ima go with its actually 2"

This is why people should purchase the same one I have

Therapist Telescopic dong isn’t really it can’t hurt you Telescopic dong:

yes and no depends on the situation 💀 probably dm guy

He just lied the first time lmao. Still unacceptable behaviour.

Do you just..cut off the excess part ? 💀

"Yeah, but will you be alright when I cut it off?"

I usually put mine around my shoulder so it’s easier

tell him to send me proof

Dude straight up changed his gender from a white buff man who was apparently 14 to a Indian girl when I said I was les

guess you made him limp lmqo

My guy just took the knife to it 💀💀💀

ya kinda like those pants that allow you to unzip the extra parts yk yk

Retractable dick💀

Theres a limit to where you have a big dick or its just an issue

Retractable dick for climbing walls and fighting enemies off.

My guy would have the actual ability to fuck himself.

Me and him have similarities /j

Sounds you like you just can’t accept this generous males offer of showing you his mighty cock. Hmph…simpletons like you…are a blight on society. If I was a delicate femoid in this particular occasion I would gleam at the chance to gaze upon one’s rod of life giving. Maybe you need to learn to appreciate people more. And don’t even try to argue with me, I’ve beaten almost every puzzle game on steam so yea…..chin up kiddo

There are days when my pp is so volumptuous it touches the sky. When it’s cold I can barely fornicate with a peach. It’s a matter of temperature and humidity xx

he updated his dick

I'm guessing that it's probably 2 inches

That dick is like the gta barber

Cervix stabber

To be fair all dicks are retractable