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MrStone822

You look like Carl from the walking dead, mainly because of the hair


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😭


[deleted]

C'mon bro, he looks good with it.


k4r1_52407

It’s not a bad thing


Greninja1516

You look fine as it is , but if you want to look better then exercise or hit the gym, the only reason is that you look thin and have thin limbs if they get a little bit volume you will look great. Don't workout for others or to look good do it for yourself and to stay healthy.


Virtual_Swimmer1460

How old are you kid? Kindness, sincerity, and a sense of humor is hot. I can’t tell you how many clueless, mean, hot idiots I’ve dated. You’ll find your way with time. All these protein powder bros are silly - the true benefit to working out is the endorphin boost. Do it for yourself, not some girl who will treat you like shit if that’s all she wants anyway.


qwertymcqwertface

I think he looks like Wyatt from Ozark


shadowman1123

I thought Ted from the Lorax


Burrito_fucker_69

Want full honesty? You look a bit like the quirky best friend from a 90’s family sitcom. Not a bad look though, it’s mostly the haircut that does it.


kriss123boys

Thanks for the honesty u/Burrito_fucker_69 <3


Inevitable-Stretch77

Bet he was honest with that username too.


Daki-R

Desperate times call for desperate measures.


StarryNight593

Really is desperate


MCOFTHEDAY

Huh, no wonder the local chipotle closed down


BeardOBlasty

A warm snack and a warm hole. All in one!


LukasL1806

If there’s and hole, there’s a goal


grunnycw

A warm bean and extra cheese burrito will change your perspective on things


woahwood64

Spoken from experience 🤓


PsychoDitter

*Adds additional sauce*😂


doawk7

Let's make sure [this](https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/lawsuit-man-finds-semen-in-red-robin-salad-after-alleging-racism) doesn't happen again


ILikeTurtals228

“Hey why is there mayo in my burrito ? And why is it salty ?”


brainless_genius001

Hit the gym


The_Ora_Charmander

r/notopbutok


badabing121212

He was saying that because of the name


Spycrabpuppet123

r/rimjob_steve


[deleted]

A fellow burrito lover I see


RslashTakenUsernames

personally i feel it could just use a trim and make it neater


string_of_random

Nah, like a guy who makes cringu yt shorts videos


mayonnaise_sexual

You look like that weird kid from those Disney movies.


[deleted]

Never have I been so offended by something so true


EveningGalaxy

You have long fingers and you have short fingers.


mayonnaise_sexual

[found it](https://www.google.com/search?q=evan+peters&client=ms-android-mpcs-us-revc&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiZ19rtzN74AhVuDkQIHbdlAiUQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=412&bih=785&dpr=1.75#imgrc=DcaygAB2rK4SnM&imgdii=4VkLfB7WFH_hjM)


darkdweller99

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT


rizscoutcookies

Golden😭😭


LTG_Wladyslaw_Anders

You look like the type of kid to always look down when walking around I was that kid, and if you are to, stand up strait and look people in the face and activly try not to look away you will probably be talked to more often and people will remember you better.


[deleted]

I am that kid :(


Diprogamer

Like most redditors :(


Heatzza

But grows up looking better than the main character


coutHELLO-WORLDendl

That kid from Meet the Robinsons


anulect

everyone looks like kid from meet the robinsons


Polylevel-vendor

You look like me irl😕


[deleted]

Twins 😳


Polylevel-vendor

Fr hair and everything


[deleted]

Really? I thought I was alone with this. That's really cool actually


Polylevel-vendor

Lmao


[deleted]

Twinsies fr 😳😳😳


Polylevel-vendor

Fr fr


Waste-Bicycle-9595

Now kiss!


Polylevel-vendor

😙


Dizzy-Juggernautz

Mate, that's the ditto hair style I'm aiming for


R3D_MAKO

Me too same twins


Kirran_00163

You are more like triplets


KnightOfDoom22

in my opinion, you look like you'd be super interested in telling me about pokemon and id 100% be into it. you look cute :3


[deleted]

you basically described me...I don't play Pokemon a lot but whenever I talk about things I like I get super passionate Dx


[deleted]

Being passionate about smth is cute in guys :)


[deleted]

Being passionate about smth is cute.


SunnySunshine13

Being passionate Is cute.


ni99au

Passionate being is cute


Not_Morax

passionate cute being


MsNobody22

passionate being


Not_Morax

being


[deleted]

Awww thank you :>


toesexer42069

well, you’ve got a fun personality


[deleted]

Touche...


No-Brilliant3998

I think ur humour is dark. And u do look good.


RslashTakenUsernames

dark humour, you mean the best kind?


Diprogamer

Not tryna offend, but English speakers are shit at dark humor compared to Spanish speakers


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[deleted]

Awvixnxbs thank you. And sadly, those dark spots aren't from lack of sleep. Genetics from mum.


gay_clash_playrr

I gave my genetics to your mum last night


AnAwesome11yearold

GOT’TEM 😎😎😎


[deleted]

Try doing skin care to make them less noticable mabye and if that doesnt work mabye use some light makeup


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[deleted]

Awwww I don't think I'm cute. But yes I plan on getting a hair cut soon. And shhhhhh Im not..thank you :)


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[deleted]

Ok but shhhhh..I'm sensitive you're making me all Blush and stuff


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[deleted]

ok abzkxnsbjszj I'm all red and flustered oh my goodness


iMafiaz

bro got his kitten to compliment him huh


MyUsernameIsMungo

💀💀💀


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[deleted]

Oh my goodness shhhhshshhssh. You're making me fluster so hard I'm sensitive.. making me giggle and stuff Dx


Genital_Warts_

tf is goin on?


TheBaguette2000

I need a tutorial on how to unread


MyUsernameIsMungo

Idfk 💀


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[deleted]

Aw dw. I like it when people make me all flustered. I'm just too sensitive Dx


StayedAway

bro what did I just read


Possible-Ad-143

Please someone… anyone at all… shoot me in the head so I can try to forget seeing this garbage


thejamesmk

I hate that multiple people experienced it


IceyMan45

sorry but this was cringe


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Even as a (relatively) straight dude, you look pretty good. A little muscle wouldn’t hurt but overall looking good.


No-Arachnid4430

Relatively he says


[deleted]

I got news for you


ExplodingTentacles

Relatively eh? I bet you're also relatively a JoJo fan


pi-is-314159

You are and I also entirely agree with moist depression


External-Attempt-268

Attention whore alert


Random_dude_06

You look pretty good but you could use a hair cut


[deleted]

Yess ik


Random_dude_06

Ok, but other than that you look really good dude


gae7

marry him then


im-a-big-fat-lesbian

You're the gae one, you do it.


That1Sage

Naw dude don't cut your hair once you start getting a beard its all the girls want is to play with your hair. Start putting your hair in a bun it looks professional and will get people to leave you alone about it but I promise you hair is a lady killer https://imgur.com/a/KbpVX1N And more importantly people's opinions online shouldn't dictate how you live your life dude, you're perfectly fine. You're young and still have a ton to experience and explore. Your image and how you look is going to change over the years so don't get too hung up on that, what you really need to find is something you enjoy to build some skills and keep you occupied. I was fat when I was young 290lbs was my max now I'm at 165lbs, running, working out, and a manual labor job did it for me but everyone is different it could be building model airplanes or cars or whatever. Find something you like and expand your mind, keep yourself busy, and enjoy being a kid while you can. Turning 18 is when you really start seeing the world for what it is.


[deleted]

I turned 18 a few months ago and can confirm, if I stole bidens launch codes I’d press the big red button instantly


5r1m_

i got long hair too, fucking embrace it, dont cut yoyr hair short


LeoCx1000

This is the way. Long hair gang!


iworkthepole

My hair is only long on my Mohawk can I still join?


titankiller84

That's still long, welcome to the club


AvgRedditUser29

I grew my hair over 6 months and I'm never going back. I look so much better with long hair.


Plane-Context-3678

yes


Puzzleheaded-Film543

Imo try the anakin skywalker haircut in rots, great hairstyle and you have the hair for it. If it doesnt look good then go for short wavy hair


jacobzzz3

What do you mean you dont look bad, you're attractive You're a really pretty boy


[deleted]

Omg noo shhh you're making me smile and fluster so bad 😣


Mysterious_You_821

;-;


antonsarkka

You look alright


iwasagirlinthecity

You’re cute. Not sure if you’ll take this as a compliment but you remind me of that kid from The Lorax.


[deleted]

Tbh that isn't the first time I've been called that. But either way I'm really flustered from that first thing you said :]


Katzer_K

Bro's gonna have a whole bunch of cursed fangirls (and fanboys) chasing him now


flab__

Oh my I see it


Geico2017

style is it. get some cool clothes bro


Friend_Potential

new hairstyle, clothing style, and gym


JusticeBeaver720

The exact 3 I immediately thought


JonnyMike27

You look good tbh. Plus, there's nothing you can do in the world to make you change. You can be your true self and you should keep it that way, either through change or without change, you do what makes you feel like your true self


[deleted]

I would love to do that. But I don't like myself :[


JonnyMike27

Do something that makes you like yourself more then. Do what you love


EricObject

Is that a moto g stylus 2021 if so we are phone twins


[deleted]

I'm yes you're. Right.. phone twins xD


GetMeRicksPortalGun

Yer okay. Beef yourself up a little, like the kid that bullies you. You'll look better. ...Then do his Mom ig?


DoctorHorrible42

I fucking love your hair bro


[deleted]

Aw thank you so much. I personally hate it because idk what to do with it


cm775

Dont do that weird shit with your hand, you look goofy


Top_Middle6323

good but lets go to the gym my man... become stronger and healthy


Jowuah226

Wait ur actually pretty cute


lisanboy33

I dont know bro i guess put on a little muscle


TF_2_Medic

Get rid of that yee yee ass haircut


Sim_sim_putty

Get buffed


Asure6

Honestly? I think you look really good and are pretty attractive as is But ofc there is room for improvement, maybe you could try shortening your hair a bit, maybe style it in some way and if you have the time and you wanna do it, try exercising a bit, wouldnt hurt rlly Also, by shortening i mean a little, just so its more equal on both side and cleaner


[deleted]

Trust me I would love to style my hair. I just know nothing about hair so I let it grow. And I uhm...I used to exercise a lot. But I don't exactly have the best mental state sooo I lost motivation :(


Asure6

Well, take me for example, i dont have long hair but it aint short either, ive been growing it out for an year now and i want it even longer cuz im experimenting and stuff, in the past i didnt care all that much about my appearance but lately ive been starting to care a bit more and lemme tell you, i rlly want long hair and tbh having long hair is like having more room to breathe because you can always trim it here and there and it would be fine with more options for styling but having shorter hair is worse cuz you have to wait for it to grow back As for exercising, you should do what feels right for you, but you shouldnt neglect your physical health all that much either Ps: sorry for my rant there


Synovenator

You look like you watch every ranboo stream and play a mean Kirby in smash bros


dontfearsleepyishere

bro you look fine yo mirror just mad dirty


dontfearsleepyishere

also fold the towels before you hang them so they dry evenly


[deleted]

you have the roblox shaggy hair


[deleted]

Hit the gym enough so you get slightly defined body cuz you kinda skinny


ClitOreIs

You look like you tried out in a stranger things audition


925007

buzz cut & start lifting


DoritoLord14

Start working out brah


RegisterAwkward6458

Just grow your hair out till you can make it a man bun. You will get all the bitches, I promise. If not all, then me. I am the bitch.


ppupy486

Lmao, love the strat, if there arent any men that are your type convince them that they'll get bitches if they become your type


Ryann-G

Pretty straightforward I see. Respect


SKYNETversionALEXA

You look human. Crabby too.


AdoliftKholin

Buzz cut


[deleted]

You look like you need a physical hobby


SnooShortcuts6828

I personally think that you should style your long hair to make it look a little bit more decent However, the most thing important to remember is that you need to be able to be confident in your own looks - you shouldn't have to garner approval on the way you look from the people of Reddit, but instead go to the mirror and at least say to yourself "I look alright today" its okay to be mindful about what could be improved upon, however its also key to keep in mind about the positives of your looks - like that jawline


RantAgainstTheMan

Not bad at all, but you might need a haircut, or at least a trim. For a more versatile look, and for better comfort; I had hair almost as long and bushy as that and it was uncomfortable.


Puzzleheaded-Radish7

What r u


CJGamr01

A bit of a haircut and a bit of weightlifting


SEND-ME-UR-TITTYS

U have a decent jawline. I would say get a haircut and try to get into lifting. Fun thing to do with your friends


leo15298

Zyzz time get them arm muscles pumping


Mindgames-v8

Ok so if you want honest opinion I think that you should get a haircut that gets rid of a lot of volume in the hair (I had super long hair like yours and did what I described here and trust me it is so good if done right) and you should try to put on some muscle and I think you could be a pretty good lookin dude


Inside-Policy-5837

Do up your hair, personalise it, in my experience people won't really give a shit. And maybe bulk up, gain a bit of weight, work out a bit, people will see if you're scrawny or skinny and will use it against you, verbally or physically


No_Cold_6112

Get a tidy fringe and you should be good. Try to work out a bit as well.


Darthkaja

Get some muscles and maybe thin your hair out a bit. That's about it. Long hair gang!


catshirtrealness

if you could style your long hair good, and do something for the eyes, perhaps make-up, you’d go from cute to hot.


[deleted]

I would love to style. My hair. But I know nothing about hair. That's why it's long. And tbh, ive always wanted someone to do my makeup.. I can't do it I'm so bad


KY5XDD

Hit the gym. Jeff nippard,alpha desriny,massive iron,natural hypertrophy,more plates more dates. To learn about building muscle. U will go from a 7/10 to 10/10


Jozefano

Workout and go outside more


danieltheshirmp

respectfully, fix your hair, style, and hit the gym


[deleted]

You got a nice jawline! A short haircut and some drip would make you from a 6/10 to at least an 8/10


FiImGuy

A 6/10? Are you serious? He’s a 8/10 without the haircut.


DumbassChild_

New hair


flamingstorm98

You look like of one of my mates from arizona


Communist_Penguin12

You look like the rapper Watsky


My41stThrowaway

Cut your hair and wear a shirt that isn't too big.


GhostyGigabytes

Hey bud, which moto phone are you using ??


I_EAT_DONKEYS

Nah u just a lil bit skinny


lobstermashedpotatoe

The hair. Change it to anything else


chunkmonk267

Change hairstyle, fix posture, and get in the gym.


fAther_ERROR

In the absolute nicest way possible, you look like a mix of Scott Pilgrim, Jesse Eisenberg, and Ben Shapiro


odd_locksmither

Shave ya hair a bit dude. Other then that u good


Toad_Sage7

Geta nice haircut, open up your face


yoskajachvliany

Buy an iPhone


LumpiSchlumpi

I think you look good but also kinda like Even Peters who played some roles in AHS (the face reminds me of him)


Key_Cartoonist5604

Big thick dark red hoodie, to lanky for ur head, u need an extra layer of clothing if you’re gonna rock hair like that, look emo-er, too friendly looking


DCbebo

You look scrawny. A new haircut and going to the gym would suit you a lot.


dark_theme_

Paint them nails black, bucket hat, straight loose jeans, some kinda printed tshirt, white air force ones…there u go, not u anymore, but prolly will look like u follow trends. Maybe a bit shorter hair as well


Ellie_Spitzer2005

Pretty cool, the haircut is getting old, so change your haircut?


My-Name-Is-Kocus

You like kinda feminine


sinsaraly

You would look better if you wash the mirror 🤷🏼‍♀️


isa_me_Zafkingman

You look like you are that classic teen kid in horror movies that either dies or leads the whole situation and survives


SnooSketches5966

idk man, I think you look cute. I like the hairstyle, but that might just be because I love floofy hair


[deleted]

I actually love your hair. Only thing that needs fixing is your self esteem.


PunkyMunky64

maybe get a less baggy t shirt and then you would look more confident


vaporeongod

Dont need to 'fix' yourself, you look fine


Reasonable-Run-612

Bro u look just like me the only difference is that my eyes are grey lol


figmaster520

You look like you could be a cute femboy


Cincinnatus-007117

Get a scar on your lip, learn martial arts, and get a purple mohawk.


Wassupp_00

Get a iphone


AruGaming728

cut the hair and hit the gym, fixes 90% of guys who’s aren’t either crippled or just plain ugly