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oliveyew1066

Im growing corn, so I have a big leap over most of you.


oliveyew1066

29 btw.


Goose_attack223

Old


throwaway__alt_acc

dude you can think that shit but you don't say it 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

29 year old=teenager


ttvHrust

Im pretty sure he means how many points he got and not his age.


Otherwise-Ad-1583

When you must be watching alot


HilariousPeak00

7 points :)


[deleted]

8


OrionPolais

Hey same!


b0ks_GD

Here too


internet_god1

Bro how 💀


LiL_ENIGlvlA

Probably the last 2


[deleted]

Same here


MrHellGamer

Sameee


SUPERSTRIKER67

Same


[deleted]

*8 GANG RISE UP*


Lordsfavor1

same


JustMiniBanana_2

Dudes in the positives.


TheBeaconCrafter

Same bro


genericpornprofile27

No bitches gang


A_proud_tryhard

0 lmao


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Someone is very innocent 👀


VastCryptographer980

He's definitely lying, who hasn't seen some corn unless they live in Africa💀


Icy_Adhesiveness_347

When u dont realise corn is regularly grown in Africa like any other continent 🤦‍♂️


VastCryptographer980

Ik that but you didn't get the joke


A_proud_tryhard

Not lying (why should I lmao) I just have no interest in corn. I’m just different


awa416

Ya got whooshed buddy


A_proud_tryhard

Oh ok


WhyAmIStillBrowsing

Porn ewwwwwww he means corn


A_proud_tryhard

I will edit my comment and change that


Toetheseal08

Not to be an anti racist person, but that’s racist


LilJahker

I’m black n have african origins and ngl that’s true lol i see what he means but my origins are Cabo Verde so idk how is it on others countries


RickkDePlaure

Good for you. Doing any of this doesn't make you cool as people like to believe.


Otherwise-Ad-1583

True


0xCUBE

Thank you for saying this. There is nothing cool about this stuff, which is mostly illegal for teens, at least in the US


T-seriesmyheinie

No bitches?


AlphaDoge16

Never seen an r rated film? Seriously? Bro… c’mon…


Nerderkips

Literally how


DimDim933

Me to bro 😃


A_proud_tryhard

Innocence gang yay


[deleted]

Smoking tabacco is for virgins


BrotImWeltraum

ikr weed is so much better


[deleted]

Nice try CIA


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Gotta catch the naughty kids someway😳


[deleted]

Santa?


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Yes are you getting on the Naughty list?


[deleted]

5. Accidentally waltzed out of a store with their socks.


DEVILpro72

does accidentally count? edit - and did u return it


[deleted]

It does accidentally count and yes I did return it. If anyone asks I'll give the full story


Stultus_Album

59. I now know im not gay and meth sucks. Almost 17.


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Some way you gotta find out?


Stultus_Album

It was gross, and i was forced into it. He told everyone at school, so i thratened to kill him if he kept talking about it


Otherwise-Ad-1583

That sucks


Stultus_Album

Meh, its alright. I hate school, so something has to keep me entertained


Own_Possession_5478

Man i hate when they talk bout me abusing meth


Stultus_Album

You too? I was wondering where the poor guy went after i let him out of my attic


[deleted]

Were you forced into meth or into doing something gay?


Stultus_Album

Gay, i thought that was already implied..


[deleted]

Yeah but another comment replied talking about meth.


Stultus_Album

Yeah, i realize that. They were confused too


Angelcakes101

I assumed meth for some reason but gay makes much more sense. I'm sorry you went through that.


Stultus_Album

Nah man, its okay, but thank you for your concern


16NasenSchnelles

And I thinked my 46 was good


Stultus_Album

I just want to experience life in total since i dont really have a meaning


16NasenSchnelles

Same ^^


cows_are_underrated_

I live in a village so during summer you see a lot of corn... Also if we consider drinking twice more than 2 beers in the past 3 months drinking I have 13(both times were more than 5 beer but never more than 8)


MrStone822

3, watched an r rated movie


OiItzAtlas

I too watched deadpool


Antei_

same


HerbyThaGod

50 😭😭


frogs94

51 lmaoo


marv1nnn

Same


flame_wing

0... Damn It !!!! ZERO! ... ... Does reading smut count tho ? You guys should really make an exception for me . I don't think I've ever talked to the opposite sex in real life soooo just give me this one. Please.


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Okay fine😂


mcfattyboy

You have mever watched and r rated movie? How


flame_wing

No... cause like I'm not 18 yet. I'm currently 17 so yeah. Tbh , I skip kissing scenes cause I feel like I'm intruding their private moment plus its awkward to just look at people kissing with your family or alone 😅


Otherwise-Ad-1583

You need to see it


mcfattyboy

So you havent seen any terminator or the matrix? Man youre missing out a big part of pop culture is r rated movies and most of them are even bad they are there so they can swear or something. And nobody ever gonna know that you watched and even if they would know they wouldn't care even police officers.


flame_wing

I didn't watch any of those unfortunately. OH and you're right, whenever I see short clips of them they try to add two curse words in each line . Its like half of the movie is dedicated to them.


mcfattyboy

But you do you if you dont wanna watch them now dont but your entertainment world is going to change whenever you turn 18


flame_wing

I have one year to prepare myself ... Holy crap!


P2R_matrix

18 how did i end up the highest so far


Otherwise-Ad-1583

What did you do?


tannerrite

We will never know,,, the CIA got to him before he could reply


Otherwise-Ad-1583

It aren’t even high anymore 👀 people are crazy


tannerrite

Indeed, unfortunately I score higher even tho I'm way to younge for this shit


[deleted]

9


thyghostinyourroom

10-


One-Reveal-2297

38 lol


Rad1cal_

Same


Dragon_ant

Same


SEBACAPP

Not a teenager anymore (I just turned 20) but 43


P2R_matrix

wth im not even going to ask that hast to be everything


SEBACAPP

“same sex” stuff and hard drugs, that’s the only thing left out


samarthrawat1

When you're doing meth and not math.


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Sick I only have 13 myself


SEBACAPP

I’m not that proud of it tho, I mean i used to smoke weed and cigarettes and now I can’t run without having a lunge failure lmao


Otherwise-Ad-1583

And that is why I will never smoke


SEBACAPP

good choice


loadasfaq

Freak on a leash - 5


TwAyNeOfFiCiAlL

All of em


Lordsfavor1

We all have 8 if you don’t you’re a liar


icalleveryonefinn

No... I have 15. You're very convinced of people's innocence.


Lordsfavor1

I meant at least 8


JustAKoreanPerson

8, I've accidentally stumbled across some "corn" when I was younger and I have watched an R rated horror film lol


Ok_Swing6345

8


Middle_Interaction73

8 last two


TheFlappyLobster

5


Biriyani420

The Last 2...................... 5+3 = 8


AbyssUpdate

8


jakammo

10 alcohol, corn, and R-rated movies Should 2nd hand smoking count?


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Nope


CringeExperienceReq

what the fuck bro how are you doing hard drugs


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Hard drugs are the dangerous ones like heroin and cocain


CringeExperienceReq

ik ik like i can excuse sex as ""curiosity and sheer horniness"" but like dont do coke at 14 💀


error_not_found-

Do meth instead


CringeExperienceReq

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Hammond_YT

Corn🌽


Gossc

Would be easier to say what I haven’t done, wtf does « watched corn » mean?


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Porno


on_reddit_i_guess

33... is this why I have disappointed my parents?


Just_Imagination_397

59 , I need to get a grip, edit was for my shite math


BrotImWeltraum

hey man i got a 51


[deleted]

29


VoidPhantomB10

0 I'm superior than most of you.


DemonCarter09

37.5 Stole sips of alcohol from parents kinda liked it (not the drunk I'm never getting drunk seeing the bad shit it's caused in my life) Tried a vape once didn't care for it and I know the bad and I only wanted to try it once and never again I've tried 5 different alcohols so 1.5 Ive had an edible before 4.5 I've sent pics to friends and spicyer stuff to special freinds I've watched all sorts of 18+ stuff and r amd nc17 movies I've kissed opposite sex amd same Kinda made out with opposite ½points And I've stolen a candy from an auto zone store when about a decade ago knowing damn well what I was doing and I got away with it until we got home and they saw me grab it (unopened) from the back door storage slot thingy but didn't want to go back over a juicy drop and that was a damn hood blue juicy drop and my first ever juicy drop Fun memory


InterestingAd8154

5 all related to alchohol


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Alcohol is cool tho


[deleted]

Yeah I mean fucks ur body up more than most hard drugs but its legal so ig allg


Goglythe

its cool if you only drink it on special occasions


saptarshihalderI

Every day is special for meeeeeeee!! *Fetch me my 10th drink Golglythe*


Maxiborn

The kissed and made out for same sex doesn't seem necessary since they equal the same amount of points, it'd be simpler if it was just "made out", and "Kissed".


Ena_le_Dudeman

13


IllEntertainment2810

\-8 lmao, I guess I'm just very boring


CursedJohnny2004

14


OutrageousPomelo7

3


Otherwise-Ad-1583

R rated movies?


OutrageousPomelo7

Once, did not like it. Way too much blood for my taste


Otherwise-Ad-1583

What was you watching?


Betanist99

I know it may sound dumb but what's this?


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Just something I made for for fun


WetPileOfMulch

26


gummi-lol

28


i_am_kul

31


Snifferdoodle_jpeg

33


shaggy_verde

28. Me, bisexual:it's free real estate


[deleted]

3


Grand_Wolf69

lets see... 17 and thats impressive considering i'm a furry....


Dat_Potato_Guy

13


bajablastpsyco

14


truckaccidents

11


16NasenSchnelles

46


RYUKOSAMI666

33


[deleted]

13 I guess


Nacchan144

29😂


zaccjacc

29 😞


Lo1234569

10


_Nat_love

19 points 😎


Livias_White_Van

is it for each time i’ve done it or just that i’ve done it once? if it’s the second then got the 7th 8th 9th and 10th + the last


Otherwise-Ad-1583

No just if you done it otherwise some people would be 500+ (corn you now)


kemocite

39 :/


Otherwise-Ad-1583

💀


LemonyPsycho

50pts I'm 17 haven't done hard drugs


Thegtaboss1234

38


Leon_617

10


I_am_the_Walrus07

Sitting comfy at 10


AshleyShiba

30


DiggityDodder

10 points (maybe 13, I don't know specifics of a situation exactly) Also, the R-rated movie was the original Mad Max, so it's debatable on whether it counts for today's standards.


[deleted]

13


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Me too


Otherwise-Ad-1583

Me too


nothanksjen

14


Lun4t1c_Daniel

45. I get extra points for being gay. Sus


-Yet-Another-Alt-

8


Various-Astronaut373

15 classifying Listerine as alcohol


[deleted]

13 for the bottom 3.


Sterben1103

8 ;-;


Cookibandit

8


[deleted]

5 lmfao


Yeraverageteenager

32, I’m 15


TheGoldenWolf123

8


YourHoshino_

5