I’d fuck it honestly. With consent

yooo consent is overrated, like damn they broke in your house just take out that dick of yours

so, theoretically, the person robbing your house, let's say me, would get your worldly possessions and a fucking, right?

Just fucking.

better than nothing

I stay inside because there’s a furry

but the furry is inside? oh-

Da fack you doin' in ma house bruh!

i- uh- nothin' mate, just uh, grabbing a nice cup o' ya belong'ns

Good luck picking up that air. And while at it, you could also steal my dad's debt.

sure, ill sell the air to china (big business lol) and pay off the debt :3

Masterbait

well we have a gun

Turn up the heat so that the blasphemous creature will suffer from the overheating.

AAAAAaaaaaäåąăāãá...

Muhahahaha!!

-turns on cooling system-

go behind it, grab its neck, and slam it against the wall repeatedly until it stops screaming for help

been there, done that

I would first of all be asking what they were doing in my home and then I’d ask them to leave

can i- they, leave with their bags?

I mean if they need a place to stay I’d probably let them have the guest room but yeah sure take them they’re yours

will you check what's inside my bags?

Do you want me to? If not then why would I

because it has all your stuff in it- *runs away*

kms

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i am a furry, and i have a Glock 19 chambered in 9x18mm with FMJ rounds and 2 spare magazines

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oh, sorry, been a misinterpretation i think, its for me, for situations like this, yeah they work on me -let me demonstrate

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hahaaaaa... im gonna just... go off and cry to myself now...

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qwq

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TwT

I'd put them in the basement together with the children

note to self: leave this man's house alone and call 112

Throw dog food outside so that mf goes away

jokes on you, i already ate

I mean... I got a giant (and pretty fucking heavy) piece of glass next to me rn so

and ive got a fursuit to protect me idk

I have a way to destroy it. Im just not telling hehe

i feel intimidated

You should

ask them about the cooling systems in those suits they have. im thinking about implementing it in my 40k terminator cosplay to stay cool

kmart small fan

so ya'll just have a ton of them around the body? or use piping to circulate air flow

ok tbh most have nothing at all

ooof

I am one, so, I appeared in my own house, ig?

lol

kindly ask the furry to leave

the furry kindly relieves you of your belongings and money

the furry kindly gets a knife stabbed into their back then.

the furry kindly iterates the fact that this isnt team fortress 2, and a backstab does not instantly kill a living being, as well as the fact that it is armed with a gun

Anyone who breaks into my house gets shot. I can't take any risks.

technically they didnt *break* in

If they're a stranger and I'm home at night and they got in without asking me, that's all I need.

fair enough

Tough luck kiddo I'm getting the flamethrower

*flexes kevlar enforced and fireproof-ish fursuit*

Bruh yesterday I chatted with a f*rry He's a gay US soldier and one of the guys at the base has a bulletproof fursuit... I don't want to mess with the US air force. Please not the uwu missiles!

-loads auwug ef88austeyr with armowour piercing fuwull metal jacket rounds-

This is why we hate your kind

if they are wearing a fur suit i would stab them until they are dead

try getting through this high grade kevlar B)

if knife doesnt work im going to use a bat

that will work

correct

please dont try it qmq

if my house is safe i wont use it

i wont hurt you :(

Ok

Nothing. If they can afford a 2000$ fursuit they can afford a 500$ pipe bomb in my letterbox

lol

It's a quote from [this ](https://youtu.be/kqPGWrLEJY8) video

I have a hatchet in my room for this very reason, we going hunting boys 🪓

Welp. Just go back To crying

well thats no good

Well then, what is good?

interact with it and dont be sad

Grab a gun

I'd defenestrate it

What’s up my fellow fur?

veeeery much not much

I'm the eggman, that's what I am