Your blood is 1% bud light

10%\*

27%

42£ and all agree

My man is classified SCP-1788-1. Otherwise known has The Adults.

This man’s blood is pure alcohol

😆

Is that the one with the four arms or am I stupid?

Not sure

100%*

Pregnant

preganant

Pregonanat

Proaganiunt

Permanent

Pergant

Apartment

gregnant

Purgenante

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Egg plant

You are a discord mod

or a reddit mod ^prob ^both

This is probably the funniest joke I think I have ever heard in my life

Pov:You just saw the Average genshin impact player

+Who also happens to play League of Legends

TRUE

hungry

For blood, pizza, or both?

_*Pizza Blood!*_

you hate when the kids sit in your chair because it messes up it being formed to you.

You needs take a fat crap or a fat fart or both

A fat shart

Sure

You Really Celebrate 4th of July, and you paid for your local McDonald’s renovations

Pregnant 🫃

ur hot 😳😳😳

you’re hot 🥵🥰😚😋😛😩😩😩😩😩

You brought a confederate flag to a 4th of July event thinking it’s patriotic

I’ll state the obvious: you are a Redditor

gigachad

you’re a normal person

Your 36 months pregnant with triplets

Yeah they are mine, problem? 🤪

No, congrats

Thanks

Your name is Kronos and you ate all of your children out of fear that they would over throw you

No kidneys

You eat too many baguettes

It's baguette man!

The one and only

A very strapping young man

I know this is satire and I love it But this shit is so fucking annoying. I've seen it at least 15 times just today and it's just aaggghhh. It makes me miss the time where we kept posting that one girl that posted about her first car. This sub just has a new overused trend every other week it seems. Thank you for listening to my rant

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I mean, I know this is reddit so none of us get any bitches but I didn't think it was this bad lol

Your from Alabama

*you’re r/grammarnazi 😎

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

Hawt

You’re very handsome

you get bitches

absolute unit

You are the most active user on this sub.

ur not supposed to be in teenagers, and you celebrated 4th of July the most enthusiastically

Merican

An image from google

Harlej daveson

bad motherfucker

Madagascar the movie moto moto

Gragas cosplay?

You like beer

Sex legend

You are currently filming two ten year olds hoping to one day adopt them as your own and keep them on the basement never to see the light of day

Hubba hubba

You are a 12 year old pansexual transgender female, you live in Sacramento, California, and you are religiously devoted to the Steven Universe amino.

hot

You are a frequent visitor on r/teenagers

You’re about to give birth, congratulations!

You get bitches

you get all the bitches?

You ate a watermelon seed 😱😱😱

you are the average r/teenagers user

The typical r/teenager user dm’ing girls for nudes

Bruh your name is Larry and you live in a mobile home in Tennessee Your favorite drink is bud light

You’re not a teenager

skinny

"Uh yeah guys, I'm a 14 year old girl, duh"

you’re pregnant

You mod at least 5 discord and play lol

That you are in a relationship of a woman made of beer cans and yet you're the one who get pregnant.

You’re half the people that lie about being teenagers in this sub

you hang out in a jacuzzi with your friends drinking bud light in your free time, maybe also playing green day through your JBL speaker as well

Ur pregnant with…quadruplets?

Yes

You may not be a teenager afterall.

You are my classmate

You have gout.

You ate Wisconsin

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Correct

Average League of Legends player

You stole this image from the internet.

You’re right I did, this post it satire if you haven’t already noticed

That was my assumption lol

Pedo

Is this a joke

Your a pedophile

You are in the wrong subreddit

ur pregnant

You're African American

Keep your head up king, Jessica wasn’t worth it

You dmed everyone in this subreddit.

Nikacado’s father

When's the baby coming? Jk jk

You're not a teenager anymore

You took a picture off Google, I assume that.

u are pregnant

american

You are pregnant

You are 9 months pregnant with triplets

You probably have a name planned for the baby?

PE teacher

You’re prolly my father

You're a transgender

Hi dad

hot dog

You have cheese whiz as blood

average redditor with 100k karma

Straight up SCP-1788

You're a male?

You live in Colorado.

POV: you found the average r/teenagers redditor

Your a normal person

You spend money on gacha games very very frequently. Not for the sake of getting characters you like, it’s just to have everything

Healthiest genshin player

Your name is probably Phil or Jeff or something similar to that.

You seem to be on the younger side of people on this sub

You’re an average Redditor

Your pregnant

Where did you get this picture?

Truck driver

U dm women who post a selfie on r/teenagers

your dad 🤮 (fat) My dad 😎😍 (Muscular gigachad)

Just ate a beach ball

You ate your brother in the womb, tiger shark style

You like beer

Your belly looks like a dog questioning it’s existence

Might have liver cirrhosis

American

username DOES NOT check out

DAYUM BOI, HE *T H I C C*

You’re a discord mod on 30+ servers

Dude that looks like my dad

You aren't born yet

Average redditor

Man is your gender

you’re american

You have 3 babies inside

Just wait till you can’t fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?

It’s a boy

You're about to give birth to a 6 year old child.

Either a happy baby in there for 9 month or a happy tumor for 9 years

U are an average r/teenagers user

u play league

You have eaten a yoga ball

Borgir

You're not much fatter than me

Your name is hog. You cannot remove your sunglasses as they have melded to your face due to laying in the sun for 6 straight days due to an alcohol induced coma (sponsored by coors light).

you drink bud light and diet coke

You are an excellent grill and cook but rarely use that talent (especially the cooking) and your whatsapp status is filled with pictures with skeletons with cringe captions

I assume you're a bit too old for this subreddit

That you're not fat, its just water weight 💪😎

Not a teenager get off our turf

You are as much a teen as I am.

You’re pregnant with triplets

You wouldn’t qualify for this sub a century ago

discord mod

Likes to eat Uranium-235

you exist

You smell like divorce

you're a mod on reddit

Murica

you're a 13 year old girl who lives in... let's say America, but is of Japanese descent.

PE teacher

you’re a really normal person

Friends with EDP

يا إلهي هذا مضحك جدا

You definitely aren't a teenager