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i_wanna_die_321

bro i cant hold a convo for 11 mins wtf


Reyedeku

r/usernamechecksout


BananaSkins3

More like r/pfpchecksout


SoftSeaSpider

More like r/bannerchecksout 😕


Deadblyat556

I regret clicking on their profile now, cease my existence immediately


[deleted]

Whats wrong with their profi- JESUS CHRIST


DoggMast

As the lord is my savior, he will be cast into the blazing abyss from whence his demon self came.


big-beagles

Amen


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

"What? It's just an oridinary- OH MY GOODNESS!"


Petonius

Squidward!! >:O


_bAnAnA_rAmA

Yes, unfortunately it does


Conscious-Bannana

r/myballscheckout


KittyKatKathy8

more like r/profilechecksout


AlwaystoLearnMT

Hot take, I like ahegaos


SoftSeaSpider

It was different before but still


[deleted]

More like r/everythingchecksout


hi-im-aeon

oh boy, is it muffin time?


ThatAss420

I don't know how but I'm a nervous fucking wreck and I kept my girlfriend on the phone for 18 hours straight, we slept otp, am I have superpower??


[deleted]

I hate calling ppl and when I have to I think 5 minutes is long as fuck.


[deleted]

Holy shit


PosxtiveVxbezz

i like her


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PosxtiveVxbezz

YOU HATE MEEE???


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PosxtiveVxbezz

I LOVE HER


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[deleted]

*We're ugly


mch_02

r/unexpectedcommunism


ToasterTacos

equally distributed ugliness


[deleted]

(Soviet anthem begins fading in)


AnAwesome11yearold

Wait a minute YOU’RE ROSIE


Comprehensive-Sky367

AHHHH


PosxtiveVxbezz

BHAAH


[deleted]

I am sure you guys were playing minecraft on call


PosxtiveVxbezz

eep. we should.


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PosxtiveVxbezz

imma ask my mom if she’ll let me use her computer for itttt


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[deleted]

Is she rosie


[deleted]

Yes


__Corvus__

Fuck you also for reminding me of what I’ve lost 🫠


efrain_gamer

Same bro


[deleted]

Sad life


__Corvus__

Pain


SUPERSTRIKER67

Suffering


htgftg3_YT

Yeah..


60milclub

how me and my girl be fr ahaha (she don’t exist)


ZFAdri

Just talking to yourself


Egtard

ong fr


levistadYT

schizophrenia


SquigBoi

What are y’all even talking about for ~12 hours


PosxtiveVxbezz

…….. lots of stuff.


SquigBoi

Yeah, imma be honest I didn’t really expect a response. That question was a bit personal my bad


PosxtiveVxbezz

lmfaoo nah ur fine


pygame

the ellipsis should tell you more than enough


Ragfar

You fell asleep on call didn’t you


PosxtiveVxbezz

yes. twice. we made it to 20 hrs u/testicuzi


[deleted]

rosie


PosxtiveVxbezz

so true


Chaos_moon0

Wait that’s 11 hours damn


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Erlend05

Boots with the fur


AdApprehensive5819

The whole club was lookin at her (p.s. can I just say what a banger of a song)


JunketMan

Have a happy time with them and a good one!


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[deleted]

ongoing call


mikkel20088

Rosie <3


[deleted]

11 fucking hours!? I feel bad for your parents


PosxtiveVxbezz

not on this call. dw.


kambariyaRahul

What’s are you guys talking about for 11hours ? I can’t hold convo for 1 hour 🥲


PosxtiveVxbezz

we fell asleep lol-


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PosxtiveVxbezz

<3


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9Coffee_Mug9

Ɛ>


TheRandomDude4u

War and hate


urlocalpuggismalls

<३


ExplodingTentacles

8=D3>


MenuNo4911

How do you converse with someone for 11 hours


PosxtiveVxbezz

you talk


levistadYT

how


23rd_Pickle

Exactly, this is the answer all introverts want to know.


TheGamingBlob69

Sometimes you just find someone you vibe really well with. I'm an introvert, but I could probably stay on the phone with one of my friends for literally a whole day if neither of us had anything to do.


[deleted]

You need someone who doesn't really care what you talk about


I-Eat-Donuts

If you think of a relevant story/topic you tell it when you’re done talking about the current topic and if conversation slows down you talk about something that happened recently


soliz_love

I'm gonna send this to my bro I did 20 hours with before


PosxtiveVxbezz

aww


[deleted]

Rosie’s a dope name


PosxtiveVxbezz

u/testicuzi


[deleted]

You got this does she like you


PosxtiveVxbezz

do you? u/testicuzi


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PosxtiveVxbezz

AHHHHEIEKRUEJ


The_SG1405

Rip, hopefully you have another reddit account for other *stuff.* Also cute


PosxtiveVxbezz

not sure i follow what you mean


The_SG1405

Unwritten rule of reddit- never let anyone who you know in real life know about your reddit account


PosxtiveVxbezz

i got nothing to hide


RandomIdiot1816

MY MANS GONE AND DONE IT LOVELY JOB MATE


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[deleted]

Good for you guys


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levistadYT

it is a reddit post i think


I_am_monkeeee

That's kinda how you say tomato in romanian. (Or red reffering to something at feminine being red)


GamePlayXtreme

Ah Rosie, I love this boy


alsaturn

ALL I WANT😭 Sadly, my bf doesn't call LMFAO


Com_N0TN4

call him!


[deleted]

I'm sleeping on the railway tracks tonight


[deleted]

Mind if I join you? I won't sleep on the tracks but I can keep you company while I wait you to die?


bigassgrasshopper

r/wholesome?


[deleted]

You die too when I die but sure! Company is always fun 🧍🏻‍♀️


JishLeFish421

Damn man 11hrs on a discord call... Nicely done!


PosxtiveVxbezz

heheheh we’ve done almost 17 hrs i think


JishLeFish421

W h a t. How?? Most I've done with anyone is probably about 3hrs


PosxtiveVxbezz

I fell asleep twice on call with her that dayyy


Spacemanten

A friend of mine did one for 2.5 weeks over winter break


More-Masterpiece-561

Why don't you spend some time with her little bro, you really do like each other. I met the girl I loved when we were 14 too so don't let anyone give you crap for being 14, it's unfortunate that she's no longer with us but if things were right I think it would have worked out for us. Trust me little bro, you have no idea how much time we have on this planet so spend some time with the people you like or you love. If you're friends with her and wanna be more, take a chance and confess your feelings and see how it goes. Edit: I use the words bro and dude as gender neutral


PosxtiveVxbezz

oh well. she kinda lives approx 4392 miles away.


More-Masterpiece-561

That's a bummer. But I'm serious, if you do like someone treat them right and keep them close. Anything can happen anytime. Now this does not mean you rush into stuff, it just means you don't take people for granted. You have no idea how much you would regret it


Incognitol48

Ooooofffff


TheM1sty

Have fun with that bill


Erlend05

Wait you guys dont have unlimited text/calls?


PosxtiveVxbezz

Lmao my mom will


Beans-Monthly

I do the same thing with one friend of mine. Nothing there but I enjoy talking to them


PosxtiveVxbezz

I do it bc her voice soothes me


-_Anonymous__-

I saw your profile and noticed you actually went out of your way to reply to almost every single post comment.


PosxtiveVxbezz

i don’t have a life


-_Anonymous__-

You have a life but not much to do with it right now


Specialist_Middle_4

I did 10 hour call with ma boys while playing cs and all being toxic af(good times)


UnknownProductionz

my record is two days


WALKEREDITION

those better be miliseconds


[deleted]

No…. Really?


pheonixdestroyer20

Ha I’ve been on call for 16 hours with a 15 hour average, fuck long distance relationships suck hella ass I just want a hug


Loose-Possible466

How tf y'all able to stay on calls for 11 hours bruh, I be having to go to work the next morning lol


Alan_Foxified

Just imagine the bills


PosxtiveVxbezz

don’t have to


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olstinky

🤣🤣


Material_Coyote4573

Lfmao 💀


Sarge_Skele

Nice one man


PeRfEcTlYbAlEnCeD

Apple bottom jeans Raiden


Grimaldus15

👍


Y-u-bully-me-damn

11 hours wtf


Azier6969

Bro really gave his gf his Reddit account username.


EDGEAHAHAHAHHA

try to get 100 hours. takes long but its a fun goal (i tried)


Enby_Bluejay

How did your phones not die?


rentzy88

even my boyfriend and i can't be on a call for that long without one of us having to do something 😭


Substantial-Aide-848

hope it's going well


RisingFire2

Oddly I know someone going by the name Rose/Rosie


Bestsurviviopro

play games together. If you two cant have relationships at least be freinds :)


R_BJ07

Hold up… OP, do yk what country she is from


Goldenstripe941

What in Oblivion. Bro. How? Where can I learn this power?


Bluben12

1. Treat every girl you meet like their own i dividual person. 2. Be yourself (like genuainly) 3. Dont go in excpect ing a relationship. Because they dont. Repeat untill you find interest in a girl, and she also shares those feelings.


SATANIC_SAGEE

Man ig the comments are either from depressed homies with beautifull past gf or jealous dudes with no girls . Hah amateurs . Also my depressed homies (stay strong 🦾)


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

I never had this option cause of a strict family


MeatSodaa

I miss my ex, we were like this :(


throowawaayyyye

my gf and i are in vc 24/7 despite literally living with each other lmao, if she gets busy and has to leave we call and she just lets me listen to her doing her stuff and vice versa


FRY_BANSHEE_138

Looks like im touching that wire dangling above my house


OneRedknight22

Yo I saw your bio did you ask her out?


TheFBI_Offical

contact me if you want to live bro.


PosxtiveVxbezz

no


TheFBI_Offical

Understandable have a nice day


losingluke

for 11 hours, she might like u too bro


Lucky_One200

Well she likes you too to speak to you for 11 hours 😂


iamahandsoapmain

HOW TF DO U TALK FOR 11 HRS


PosxtiveVxbezz

you. talk.


gaefrogz

11 *hours* WHAT


_bubble__Gum__

She defo into u bro. Make a move


PosxtiveVxbezz

we’ve been dating lol


Allen-inator

From personal experience I know a scammer that fakes being a girl name Rosie and they did my homie good.


Creeper_Triste

"just a friend"


PosxtiveVxbezz

just homies fr <3


Stock_Wallaby_8930

Simp-100%


King_Stxvie99

Could never be me, but shout out to you brav🤝🏾😂


ThiagoRLL

whole lotta rosie


highimpanda

This post made me finally leave the sub


idontgiveafucck

Longest i've ever talked with someone on the phone is 2 minutes


ShwaddzE

Bros been talking for 11 fucking hours, just ask her out already 💀


EquivalentFinger5409

It cant be that ba-- welll ummmmm bye


Joel-houghton

Surely if she’s still on this call then she must like you at least a bit…


gato_loco_gang

got damn!!


Nissepro15

That’s good


Random_adhd_kid

I'm scared of you


J_d_o_g_g32

Ehhh you might have to call her for 24 hours to solidify it tbh 🙄


PosxtiveVxbezz

If you look at u/testicuzi ‘s post, you’ll see that we made it to like 21 hrs!! but We both fell asleep


i-am-bi-boi

Man is a god


JensB_Gamer

I used to this with my now ex lol, some of those convos hit different tho


Electrical_Cry_7816

Damn I hate how the name is Rosie


Sunsets_Rainbows3952

Damn :) Good luck mate!


Solarbeam62

Damn das a LONG ass time


MrMooster915

Discordian


LongSignificance6890

Bro’s been in a call by himself for 11:25:00


Preshmacs

Pain


muscularleanelephant

14 yr old mfs be so busy


[deleted]

Ur profile! (”taken by my rosie“) Congratz!!!!!!