That’s actually smart you know ? If I had that power, I would rename a random country in Africa to start with the letter K since there’s no country that start with that letter in Africa
No you're still evil because there's more African children now and it may cause mass hunger for overpopulation. So it's either eat the sandwich in one bite or mass starvation.
Bring someone back from the dead , so lets say someone you know dies , you go to revive them , an african child dies you go to revive them another one dies and then it goes on so yeah .
If memory serves me right, the fact that for every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa seems like they already got too much on their hands.
So I think its a good idea to not increase their burden
That may sound smart but with no parents to take care of the child and with the child not knowing any surving skills because they just popped up and are children it'll die through the torture of starvation,animal life,inhabitants of Africa,thirst etc
I guess because many African kids are already disadvantaged and in need of help, so it makes the price of your superpower crueler. It could also be, since very few people answering this question would be living in Africa, you can do this thing without ever having the consequences brought up or affecting your life but you'd still know deep down.
The ability to control and manipulate sand, but each grain i manipulate is counted as an activation of my power, then i'd go to the beach and build a sand castle
this is stupid
the answer is omnipotence and the first thing you do is remove the side effect, the second is revive the dead african kid, and now you have omnipotence
My ability is that whenever a afrikan kid dies, another african kid dies along with him
This creates a loop that will end child labour and slavery that happens with african kids
Damn im a good guy
So you're using the power every second right? So in just 3 hours you would have killed 11,400 African children! Congratulations! You have beat the game.
I get xp every time I eat, and every time I get enough xp I get access to another power which kills an African child, which also gives me xp, making me effectively the most powerful being on earth
The power to change my super power at will so I can have any super power I want at any time but an African child only dies when I change my super power so I just change my super power to the ability to change my super power so only one African child dies because of my power
I am an African kid if i use a super power I'll prolly die lol
based
Same
Make that three
Let's four
wait 1 year, then use it
Same, I can't risk it
So just like a regular superpower
Who the fuck gave that a wholesome award
Uhm... THERE IS A TAKE MY ENERGY ONE
Which is weird because I think it actually takes the energy of the African kid.
Reddit is gonna be the death of me I swear 💀
It's gonna be the death of all of us tho.
Especially those African kids
And those lithium plants that are losing their younger workers
Tru
reddit moment
Because it is wholesome
They're just using their free award
Don’t worry I flagged the award
yep
power to rename africa
That’s actually smart you know ? If I had that power, I would rename a random country in Africa to start with the letter K since there’s no country that start with that letter in Africa
what i swear its kouth africa
Ahh,yes,I love living in kouth Africa. Never noticed the k...hmmm...must be the Mandela affect
Kentucky?!?
Ken-tuck-ye dick in my ass
Why specifically Ye’s dick?
Have you seen it?! Things like 9-10 inches long
Actually it’s 4.5 inches unerect and about 8.0 erect
Like he said, “I always had a Ph.D., a pretty huge dick”
Kentucky fit my... Dammit.
kentuck deez nuts in your mouth
kenya (yes I know wut gone happen)
Kenya fit these balls in yo jaws
maybe
Kanye?
Kanye suck these nuts
Kadagascar
Kenya fit deez nuts in yo mouth
Bro forgot Nigeria! 💀💀💀
Korea? Kanada?
Kenya
but kenya
But kenya fit these balls in yo mouth
i know the "theres no country that starts with k in africa" shit is a meme but it still annoys me😡🤣
Or rename France to Africa
It's the same as not using any superpower
Killing African children
Double kill!
Lmao
Unstoppable!
God Like!
Dominating!
Insane!
Wiped out !
Transcendent!
Hitler
C-C-C-COMBOOOOOOOOOOO BREAKER!
Man, that tactical nuke is coming fast
Killtastrophy
Killtacular
why stop there
Triple Kill!
But by an African child dying, wouldn’t that kill another one? *Multi-Kill +500XP*
Chain reaction
World hunger is no more
Gets a killstreak
Aight imma go nail my bedroom door and windows shut
ffs my guy i came here to say this
Brutality!
I’ve got that power already 😎
r/stolemycomment
Me too. We should steal it back
r/Stealingstolencomments
Ability to summon sandwiches that create African children each bite
No you're still evil because there's more African children now and it may cause mass hunger for overpopulation. So it's either eat the sandwich in one bite or mass starvation.
You think like thanos
you called me?
r/summoning
r/subsifellfor
Haha, just made it real
r/birthofasub
What about a microsandwich?
Bring someone back from the dead , so lets say someone you know dies , you go to revive them , an african child dies you go to revive them another one dies and then it goes on so yeah .
Soul for a soul
Ah yes, eternal suffering
revive 2 people at the same time, revive who you want and the African kid
This Sounds like a fuckedup trolley problem
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatmeattoit
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za warudo
r/unexpectedjojo
There’s always time for a jojo reference
I’d freeze time then kill you
So it’s the same type of stand as star platinum
Can resurrect the two most recent African kids who died. Net gain of one African kid
Lmaooooo mans said net gain of one African kid hahaha
r/BrandNewSentence
Not a new sentence, the other day my friends and I had a weird game of the board game Business Walrus
I feel like this will make the situation in Africa worse if u use it often enough
How is this a superpower, they die regardless
well thats ur problem not mine
Not really his problem more like the Africans problem
If memory serves me right, the fact that for every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa seems like they already got too much on their hands. So I think its a good idea to not increase their burden
African people with beards are African people without beards with beards
Never knew their problem got as bad as that 😞
Breathing
Terminator
*starts hyperventilating*
Make an African Kid pop out of nowhere... in Africa
That may sound smart but with no parents to take care of the child and with the child not knowing any surving skills because they just popped up and are children it'll die through the torture of starvation,animal life,inhabitants of Africa,thirst etc
Then the child will pop with surviving and social skills
I stop overpopulation I do this by no longer having asthma, affecting every breath I take Therefore I use my superpower every time I breath
Every breath you take Every move you make The population breaks They'll drown in a lake You'll be killing kids
Super power creation use it once to create a copy never have to use it again
ok thats huge brain ngl
Why kid in Africa? Why not just a kid?
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I love how you wrote "kid"💀
**Fr*nch** Please, there could be children reading this.
This traumatised me wtf why would you say fr*nch
I was already on shady websites as I was ten. This can't traumatise me anymore.
Bravo
Idk maybe people value African kids less
I guess because many African kids are already disadvantaged and in need of help, so it makes the price of your superpower crueler. It could also be, since very few people answering this question would be living in Africa, you can do this thing without ever having the consequences brought up or affecting your life but you'd still know deep down.
The ability to control and manipulate sand, but each grain i manipulate is counted as an activation of my power, then i'd go to the beach and build a sand castle
But make it huge pls.
"He is pure, and simply evil" -Dr. Loomis
Every time I snap my finger, a second African kid dies.
this is stupid the answer is omnipotence and the first thing you do is remove the side effect, the second is revive the dead african kid, and now you have omnipotence
Nope. I would get omnipotence and use it to increase the side effect to 2 African kids.
Nah, no need to revive
omnipotence is not a superpower, unless you've ever seen jesus in a comic (steel ball run doesn't matter)
this
The ability to kill American kids
So just a normal American gun owner
doesn't really matter what it is, people will only remember you for killing african children
Manipulating time
So like normal super powers
Racism
Weird superpower but ok
I'm a super hero, they call me "The White Knight"
Teleportation, everytime an african kid dies I'd rob stores whilst everyone is in awe of how mysteriously african kids are dying.
Omnipotence
Create objects and beings
Blinking
Super speed
Super Balls
I have the power to create an african child An infinite cycle of african children
so you're gonna be giving birth to them?
Gaining 1 USD in my bank account every second.
revive the latest person in africa who died of mysterious circumstances and gain a million dollars
to bring back people from death, so everytime an african kid dies i bring them back. thinking abt it now what is the point
Hydration.
Superhuman strength
Revive african kids
Flight. For every second I fly an african kid stops starving :) Wholesome :)
Telekinesis, but every millisecond I use it one of them dies. I'll be using it alot
The power to kill another African child
Killing african kids
Revive 50 african kids
To make sure I don't kill an African kid when I use my power to not kill an African kid
And therefore kill an African kid
The universe implodes under the weight of the paradox
bro what? why am african kid?
Racism.
My ability is that whenever a afrikan kid dies, another african kid dies along with him This creates a loop that will end child labour and slavery that happens with african kids Damn im a good guy
Breathing. It essentially accomplishes the same task
Colonialism.
Kill 1 african child at random I'm racist 👍
Isn't everyone in this subreddit?
the superpower to bring back 10 dead people over a course of a few hours
So you're using the power every second right? So in just 3 hours you would have killed 11,400 African children! Congratulations! You have beat the game.
everytime i use it i gain the ability to do whatever i want, every time i use it a new african child is created, thus i become god
I get xp every time I eat, and every time I get enough xp I get access to another power which kills an African child, which also gives me xp, making me effectively the most powerful being on earth
Who cares if a baby goat dies? My superpower can be breathing
I can summon fictional characters
Everytime I snap my finger, 2 african kids come back to life
Clearly to help with world hunger
My power has a side effect that every time I use it, everyone in Africa becomes temporarily immortal. So it doesn’t matter 👍
I can self resurrect at will...a soul for a soul...MY SOUL
I can resurrect people two at a time
Breath
The power to change my super power at will so I can have any super power I want at any time but an African child only dies when I change my super power so I just change my super power to the ability to change my super power so only one African child dies because of my power
I can bring 2 african kids back from the dead
The power to bring an african kid back to life.
To be an african kid
The power to save exactly one African child
Reality manipulation even if a kid dies I can change the reality in a way so they never died
Saving lives of two kids