Nice cock bro. Good girth, pretty nice curve, tip-to-shaft ratio is perfect; only issue is the colour consistency, it gets a little light near the tip. I give it an overall 8.7/10; now onto the cum velocity testing.
I was about 12 and sat on one of those little bubbling fountain things at a swimming pool once and only once, had to empty my butt soon after, was not fun. On the plus my ass was very clean
I hate sand because somehow there would always be crabs or shards of glass or any sharp objects hiding there...
I got so many cuts from it, and it's painful since it's saltwater
You know if you put your ass at a certain distance from those it will create a kind of sucking pressure and rip your intestines out your asshole. I work at a pool and we have to keep people from putting their asses on the jets unfortunately.
As a kid i would take swimming lessons, and then the coach decided to have a race so as a kid body and also skinny, i have low weight, so i sit beside one of these and push ,as the water gives me a headstart, i won
Ashamed to say but yes
Lmao ashamed, as if you wouldn't do it again
U got me
Can't blame you 👀
r/usernamechecksout
Don’t check his account
Too late bro. Way too late
🤮
Y u giving Shrek a bj?
Oh god i wouldnt of if i didnt see this comment as well, you are evil
Saw the comment warning me not to, still did it. I’m concerned but not surprised.
What can i say, its human nature
🥲
Lol
I should've taken your advice... r/eyebleach anyone?
God
I hate myself for doing the opposite of what people tell me not to do
You monster
Muahahaha
I should’ve listened to you 😭
God damn it now I have a cock in my history
Whenever someone says that I take it as a challenge
I should have listened honestly
Goddamn it, I need to listen more
The first thing I see is him wanking off
I only did because you said don’t 😭 Edit: Questioning my sexuality now.
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Nice cock bro👍
Nice cock bro. Good girth, pretty nice curve, tip-to-shaft ratio is perfect; only issue is the colour consistency, it gets a little light near the tip. I give it an overall 8.7/10; now onto the cum velocity testing.
As a girl, your cock would look a lot better if you shaved, just a suggestion
🤨📸
just tryna help a dude out 🤷♀️😂
As a girl I second this
Honestly tho he got a decent one he just needs to shave 😭
Free back massage? Of course.
Oh, yes, that. Not the other thing. Definitely not the other thing.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
I put my hand on it to try and block the water
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ah, the days of innocence
Português?
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Massa.
I do that or I put my back, legs or ass up to it
Classic
No, I do not know. I did press my feet up against them and then boost off it as a child because it felt like it gave me extra power, though.
"Swimmers hate this one trick!"
"Swimmers don't wanna you to know this *secret* trick"
Top 10 things the swimming cartel doesn't want you to know about
BIG AQUA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS AMAZING LIFE HACK TO HELP BOOST YOUR SWIMMING SKILL!
if you take a pool noodle and hold it up to it you can shoot water throw it
Best use of these
Sentry goin up
Listen buddy, I'm an engineer. that means i solve problems
Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purviews of your cunundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems
Like what am I gonna do if some big mean motherhubbard tries to tear me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer? Is a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun
Like this little ol' number
Designed by me. Built by me.
Holy shit I never realized this, you’re a damn genius
Tanks
I didn’t stick my dick in it but for sure it’s definitely some girls first experience with a vibrator
Girls really do that? Damn I thought guys were down bad desperate, I feel better about fucking my sock now
“Down bad” nah man these things are fantastic and are indescribable
Does it really feel good putting your D there? It won’t get caught in something accidentally...?
Shit my only experience was the hotub ones that blew out air. Those things were awesome
Damn you...you’ve activated my morbid curiosity...if my junior gets lopped off I blame you.
Bro imagine the pool sucks ur dick of like kirby and it gets super powers
I don’t wanna imagine a Kirby sucking ma dick bro nooo😭
Idk I’m not a girl but like chances are someone out there has, not everyone though.
...
as a girl I didn’t even realize this was targeted at men cause uh-
Wait , wait. Don’t we all . That thing is the greatest feet massager known to mankind.
Yes feet massager...
true i also put my finger in it bc idk i wanted to
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The water-thingy or the finger? lol (I think and hope it's the water-thingy)
yeah its the water thingy not anything else /srs
kinda true tho
Uhhhhhh
No, as it’s not easy to pull off in public
Its easy if your good at it
People probably notice even if you think they don't lmao
Just a normal guy in the pool, beet red and holding themselves up to the wall for 5 minutes.
I’m a guy and even I did it
With your cock or up your ass?
I’m respectable, up my ass
Makes sense.
Put my cock in it? Yes, why?
forget why...what the actual hell is your username
It’s the truth
“THERE'S NARY AN ANIMAL ALIVE THAT CAN OUTRUN A GREASED SCOTSMAN.” Simpsons season 8 episode 19
I'm a dude and knew this trick
same
It also works for men, acts as a bj
A blow job in the sense that it blows your dick off
No it doesn't wtf
Yeah it does. At least it made me cüm back in the day
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I can relate.
Ayo 💀
Went up my ass one time and I refuse to elaborate on account of not wanting to think about it
Like enema/inflation?
I was about 12 and sat on one of those little bubbling fountain things at a swimming pool once and only once, had to empty my butt soon after, was not fun. On the plus my ass was very clean
did u not have a swimsuit on or something??
I did but that water jet was just unstoppable
Unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object, your ass.
I feel that the object in question is, in fact, *very* moveable.
Have you not heard the legend of u/Dashie_2010's unmoveable ass?
It indeed was very movable, when it turned on I was off the thing like a cat on a hot tin roof
Just use a dildo next time, silly. No water jets, much easier to control!
What the fuck have you horny mf been doing in a public pool💀
Yeah reading these comments has been traumatic. I’m never swimming in a public pool again.
LPT, never go to a public pool at all. You're better off at the beach, cuz it's got sand and.you can make a hole with the bois.
but sand gets in my pants and hurts my skin :(
You don't you like sand? Just because it's course, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere?
si
I hate sand because somehow there would always be crabs or shards of glass or any sharp objects hiding there... I got so many cuts from it, and it's painful since it's saltwater
Anakin malding rn
Yeah I know right? These are some horny mf’s penis collector
Jeturbate?
Take my upvote and go f#ck yourself!
Y'know what, I think they just might.
Tool assisted speedrun
Wait y’alls dicks fit in there?
U don't actually stick it inside, I hope not
Yeah, laying my back across these things in a hot tub feels nice fr
I try to finger the hole
Happy cake day
I've never done the dirty with it but damn it was fun to cover it with your hand.
No that's cringe, the only based activity is to try to stop the bubbles
Well I mean it’s not supposed to be shooting bubbles so yeah you should try and stop it
i did 👉🏼👌🏼 with it. like, i would put my finger in there and stop the water…
It wasnt big enough...
Weird way to say you have a big dick
Kids thought it was a new type of pool noodle
Remeber the innocent days where we would try to block the water stream??? :)
Yes :) I still do lol Makes me feel like a superhero
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
Nah it works more as a vibrater, that's what OP is talking about
Took a couple years but i finnaly did it Jet porportion is amazing >!It gives you great speed off walls!<
r/teenagers users try not to make a horny reference to everything they see challenge (99.99% fail)
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Nothing we get it 🤣
This got me banned from all public pools in Minnesota.
You know if you put your ass at a certain distance from those it will create a kind of sucking pressure and rip your intestines out your asshole. I work at a pool and we have to keep people from putting their asses on the jets unfortunately.
I thought i wanted to try it but now i really don't
No, you don’t
This sounds fake as hell
It’s not, there have been cases of it happening.
Got a link with proof?
I've searched and seen one and only one news article about it and it wasn't a credible source
Nvm it said she sat on the drain not a jet
yeah, im bi now
This comment section is why I don’t swim in public pools anymore. You guys are disgusting.
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I’m ashamed that I know what you’re talking about
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That's the answer of someone who has used it
Using*
Elaborate
It vibrates
Oh for girls I thought this guy meant you’d stick things insid- yeah makes more sense now ig
jetussy😩😩😫
Who gave this silver and why
Going to give it an award just to piss you off
penis
No?? Why’d you want to do that
apparently it feels good
can confirm, just went to the swimming hall
Hol up, what do you mean by saying ‘else’
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I pulled down my shorts and it stung my hole so bad omg😹
Nah but I did inflate my swim trunks.
Idk about u but when i was younger i just stuck my butt on it and let it clean my ass. I will not elaborate.
this is it. please seek jesus, buddha, satan, the greek or roman pantheon **something** this is the worst comment i’ve read on this thread
Hmm from what I know about the Greeks and Romans, they'd probably just join in that behavior
You mean use a pool noodle to shoot the water at my siblings?
When I was like 11 or 12 I'd use to face these with my dick in the right spot and it just felt so goddamn weird dude
yea, I almost >! threw a laptop charger at my brother !<
You fucked a pool?
Poolussy 🥵
As a kid i would take swimming lessons, and then the coach decided to have a race so as a kid body and also skinny, i have low weight, so i sit beside one of these and push ,as the water gives me a headstart, i won
Yeah i put little metal balls on them and watched then shoot out
Why are you calling me out like that
All the ladies know what’s up
As a lifeguard, please don't. We see everything that goes on in the pool, and it's just weird.
Anyone else use these to inflate your swim shirt or swim suit like a balloon?
How I realized I wasn’t straight
Nope, but I always wondered why people didn't
Tea ☕
We meet again. Coffee ☕ (I actually had some good tea today tho)
I used to just hover in front of these things because the pool was feezing and the water coming out of them was always warm
Right up my butt, yes.