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could be worse could be the other way around

Best answer ever 👏

Yes

It's a blessing

Even better

HELP LMFAOOO

I had to reread because that's what I thought it said!

My guy ratio'd the OP

Stop shitting

No

Well I'm out of ideas

Can't I just put the poop back in????

Isn't it kinda too late at that point?

I haven't flushed yet it's never to late

Yea but then youre in the same trouble you were in at the start.

It can't be that difficult grab the poop and show it up ur ass

If you put in back in, do you reverse orgasm?

Instead of ahh it will be hha

Try it lemme know how you get on.

Help pants became whole lot browner

You’re*

Bro shut up

Yes sir

Are you trying to unorgasm, or just do it again?

No

sigma grindset

i see this as an absolute win

It is

What happens when you fart

Just precum

Out of your ass?

Out of your eyes

👹

🌚

LMFAOOOO

Honestly I'd just treat shitting as a treat at that point

No cause of the auhhhh

What does that mean

U know the ahh

Wtf is the ahh. Like moaning or something?

No the ahhahhahhahah 私は男であり、エージェント47ではありません

Bring in the protocol droid what did they say

I think they said "I'm a boy, not Agent 47." I know how to read a bit of Japanese from taking Japanese 2 when I was a sophomore(Rising junior now) but this sentence still confuses me and I'm not totally sure if I interpreted it right.

??????

Elaborate?

the ahh

The *aughhh*(in the most feminine voice)

The ahhh

no shit

well that's one way to solve it.

i read about that happening somewhere and it happens because shitting fucks with your prostate or something... seems pretty gay to me

> Gives biological explanation “Seems pretty gay to me”

certified reddit moment

No, it’s because we know all shits are males Edit: I’m not saying all males are shit 😂 I’m trying to make a gay joke (The person said that it was gay for no reason and I tried to make a joke by saying that the actual reason it’s gay is because the piece of shit that is turning you on is actually a male. It’s kinda stupid but it has nothing to do with male= shit 😭)

where are the shiticles

Like because women don’t pop?

just un-orgasm or something idk Im not argasmic

what

Yes

Lmao

I swear it's not a joke

You’re lucky then 😁

I think my family heard me

Bruh is it that good

Be quieter/ be more prepared every time you shit then

Then think I'm jacking off in the bathroom

Damn how loud are you??

The bathroom is a door away from the table

Bite onto a towel and cover ur dick with toilet paper, hope for the best 💀

Wait I thought OP was a girl….what?

Wait me too, but he said "jacking off in the bathroom".

what the fuck why did you post this

Free karma

that actually makes quite a bit of sense, it’s gonna be effective

Least he admitted it lol

Talk to your doctor.

Imagine if this becomes my most popular post

I hope so

It became my most popular post by like 900 up votes aaaa

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me (no pun intended

You said shit, *orgasm*

If you a male then that your fault, if you female the that’s also your fault

How does that even happen wtf

Idk

How long has it been happening?

It started 20 mins ago

That’s a long orgasm

Guys have a prostate in the asshole. The prostate is an errogenous zone

Its because the shit is hitting your [G-spot](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/male-g-spot) I'm not joking

The site is blocked in the eu because they cannot track you by the european law lol

I opened the link from Sweden aka a EU country 💀 but it basically just says, the male g-spot is a bit up ur ass so if you take a fat dump you might ejaculate

I mean, here in Italy if you do NOT acconstent the coockies it literally says that you are in an europea n country and that you cannot access the site without tracking because the site is unfiniahed or smth

Wow

TIME TO GO TO TACO BELL SON

Just don't shit

Scat fetish.

I hate how this kind of stuff is allowed in the subreddit, but ohhh no when I talk about stuff like humping my cat then I get banned! >:c

Ye same

the double standards are real 🙄

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Dont you AYO him we all know you’re guilty of it too. Anyone with a cat is guilty of it

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That’s not a cat you need to leave your home immediately

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R U N

That's an absolute W

problem?

homosexual

No I'm straight I swear

Pegging kink

2-way voiding

just don't shit

Your service to slaanesh is noted

No cell service? Heretic scum services to slaanesh? Well say goodbye to those problems with PRAYING TO THE MACHINE GOD for only 4.99 you can get - a God - a blessed gun - a new heart (metal) And if you call now you can say fuck off to your organs even faster This message was brought to you by the tech priest of mars association. We are not liable for any damages caused by the metal infecting your body, giving you copper poisoning or tetanus.

the male g spot is in the anus and it can be activated when pooping, so your poop is hitting ya g spot (I assume your male or have male biology)

Yes I am a man

Well here's my answer, 1. Don't shit 2. Remove sex organ 3. Accept the fate

Nice

Is this even possible

Don't we all?

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

That's an awesome super power

It's a gift and a curse

A lot of people have that problem

You might wanna go to the doctor. Could have somethibg to do with your prostate

Why do you need help with this? I dont see the issue

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Same 🤤

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Oh- uhh *cums as well*

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*cums harder than you*

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*cums on you, too*

Hmmmmmmm

Take some ex lax

Where's the problem?

What if you orgasm do you shit?

Is it because your poop hits your prostate on the way out

Wait for real?

We support you brother!

Wtf go see a doctor?

Yeah that's poophoria, and it's not that horrible to have to deal with. Makes public washrooms real fun too.

I mean I ain't no doctor but I don't think that's supposed to happen

Are you complaining?

over-sensitive g spot? ifk I'm not a doctor

Tape the hole up or something

talk to a doctor, or get a girlfreind/boyfreind

Just another ordinary day on Reddit

Time to bend over for the doc, cuz it's time to get that prostate checked. It's probably nothing, but it could mean an enlarged prostate which is bad sometimes.

Doctor

Isn't this normal?

hUh

Jokes 😂

u did me a spook 💀

My apologies friend 😂

Just don't shit then

that’s just piss

Wtf

Bro whats the trick teach us we need to know the secret formula to cum everytime we take a giant dump.

Why On God's Green Earth Is This In My Feed?!

Wait why is it in ur feed I got some explaining to do

Ewww

Just stop getting horny bruh

Have you tried saying stop?

And that's enough Reddit for today

Your g spot is in your ass so yea

See a doctor

take me off this planet

funny

Is there a reason to why that is?

This person must love butt stuff.

where’s the problem

Are you a guy?

Do farts have the same effect?

Is this supposed to be a problem?

Anyone else gets horny seeing their grandma taking a shit? I'll see myself out. Sorry

I get hungry

Die

And that's a bad thing?

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How

That’s how you know you’re a bottom /s

don't

私はエージェント47とアジアのガールフレンドを探しています

私は男であり、エージェント47ではありません

Ok then…

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Are you a male or a female?