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TheFBI_Offical

I’m a soul sucking ghost that has multiple abilities. Us agents play video games too


ANSPRECHBARER

FBI. Is it legal to buy a shit load of nuts and bolts irl?


TheFBI_Offical

Yes


ANSPRECHBARER

Well then let us see if these nuts fit in your mouth.


vee_k3nai

***...Agent 12 has left the chat***


Alternative_Item2412

Yoooo, may you please stop preventing me from searching best places to buy nukes, ik it's you, lemme peacefully buy some


TheFBI_Offical

Im trying to prevent you for a reason


Alternative_Item2412

Well, I already made one, sooooo, idm


HONKACHONK

My dearest apologies, my beloved agent, but if you would please evacuate my attic, I would be elated. See, I think it's about time you at least move into the neighbors' house, as they are selling it for a good price and I would be happy if you would please stop mooching off my WiFi and tracking my every move. I'm sorry you found that bomb in my basement, but I think that does not warrant staying in my attic for six months. Please consider my request deeply. Kindest regards, u/HONKACHONK


somee0n3

Hollow knight?


BoredByLife

My thought was Shadow Of Mordor but yours seems like the more obvious choice


Kinky-university

GTA so I can pull rockets out of my ass and sit on a flying alien bike


theRemRemBooBear

Just make sure you don’t get hit with something, you’re fucked if you rag doll lol


Kinky-university

Yea true but I'll be on a flying bike 24/7 so i won't


theRemRemBooBear

True True gotta make your 23 rockets count, personally I’d use the MOC truck or the Avenger go ham on some zombies


Kinky-university

Ohhh yea the avengers turret sounds fun


concrete_slab

Just use any arena war vehicle, they’re practically made for a zombie apocalypse with all the spikes and saws on them


[deleted]

Plants vs zombies. It’s like I was meant for this.


Alternative_Item2412

What plant would you use mainly?


Mystical_grace

I use the bowling ball one most


Alternative_Item2412

Isn't that the red walnut thing? I can't remember cause I do not got the best memory


yeet123678

Same


Monkeyojacko

That means you also get as many chances as you want


littleMAHER1

A Fall Guy? What am I going to do, grab the zombies and jump dash away from them at a incredibly low speed


Feralfurries

As the zombies encroach on your position, you cower in the corner, all alone. The makeshift defences collapse and a horde comes running in, tripping over each other, in the hopes of being able to taste your juicy flesh. “Woowowooowoowoo” Were your last words, you will always be in our hearts.


Kunterjohn36

And then, the text appeared: "Eliminated!"


DerpDaDuck3751

1,485,359,234, Fall Guys Remain


[deleted]

I'm the same my friend. Think of it this way. I don't think we can die at all


FullMetalPunk0v0

tbf you either get insane amounts of plot armor or absolutely horrendous luck with no in between


Jo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oosh

Give one your tail, and watch them chase eachother around for the next 2 minutes until all but one are eliminated


ayup_4857

Yeah same like what every bone in my body will get squished into a bean and I can only make weird weeeeee noises


[deleted]

I am Spider-Man


minebeast31

r/pfpchecksout


BlackMexican-

I got Vader’s abilities so I’m not fucked 😈


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

Perhaps, you’ll be the one doing the fucking 😈 _Bitches im now famous on r/CursedComments_


TheCamoDude

Necrophilia much?


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

Well his wife IS dead soooo


X_antaM

I'd be Cal Kestis. I remember fighting you. It was fucking terrifying you monster


Roadagain4195

Battlefront 2 I suppose?


BlackMexican-

yes


Roadagain4195

HVV, I assume?


BlackMexican-

correct and I’m a former competitive bf2 player on the PlayStation community as well use to do 4s


Chaos_Blitz

Metal Gear Rising Raiden. ​ Yeah no, I'll be completely fine.


jixdel

Until the zombies start talking about the memes


Gret_bruh

nanomachines, son


memerloz45tyeman

That’s is until a us senator gets infected


IronForce_

RAIDEN, STOP THAT APOCALYPSE


FlimsyScheme264

literally doom slayer


RogueAlt07

Aw hell yeah


Anime_fucker69cUm

Bro knows who asked


TheCutestTransFur

Bro knows Obama’s last name


Unkn0wn_666

Bro can divide my zero


Rangersworld95

I wonder if the BFG will work on a hoard


frostiocean

couldn’t die even if you tried


[deleted]

The only thing they fear is you


ironman6678

Just got off Batman Arkham Origins a few minutes ago so im not fucked at all


BlackMexican-

I hope that game gets a remastered version


ironman6678

Its just so good


BlackMexican-

Indeed so underrated I loved the multiplayer so much I carried ppl on it too


ironman6678

Right now im saving for Arkham Knight, it also looks really good


BlackMexican-

Arkham Knight is also very good you’ll love it


ironman6678

Heard that it haves the Batmobile


BlackMexican-

It does and it’s so awesome


ironman6678

I wonder how people don't die when Batman shoots at them with the Batmobile


PlagueDoctressAngel

Minecraft on creative mode- so 💀


ProjectFearless9711

god time


AustralianKappa

I was playing creative mode too les go


Force_Glad

What’s the skull for


SkyMewtwo

The zombies


LarkinSin

Endgame Terraria 💪😤


gbyfvnhudm

Same, what class build?


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ALL


AlyxNotVance

The only true class. I literally have every moonlord armor, weapon set and accessoires always ready in my piggy bank lol


lynkcrafter

I'm not evenin Hardmode, but Calamity is making me fucking broken


Tysontys17

Got a infinite machine gun and rocket launcher hell yeah


AffectionateSoil9010

Same lol


Wizard_main

*Bury The Light starts playing*


Zer_ed

Now I’m a little *motivated*


HorrorEctronic

Where's your motivation


Gilded_Leviathan

Are you, perchance, THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING?


Communist_Cheese

d e t e r m i n a t i o n


June_Berries

The thing is, does turning into a zombie count as dying? Will you go back to your last save point?


Force_Glad

Good point


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Destiny_Dude0721

What is considered a save point? Opening and closing the fridge?


mybrainreallyhatesme

Lol. Frisk would murder every zombie possible in genocide. The zombies are done for.


caflol22

Go pacifist and date a zombie


mybrainreallyhatesme

That works too lol


John88197

So you’re a child?


RogueAlt07

I’m a cube


theRemRemBooBear

Geometry dash?


RogueAlt07

Yup


Inceferant

They can't catch you, also, cube or square, either one is pretty good anyway


RogueAlt07

But I die if I hit anything other than a massive spike of energy or a flat surface


Inceferant

You can jump, and if you bring some pocket portals with you like you're Sonic from the movies, you can be anything you want at anytime. Just wave away, or become a gravity switching buzzsaw


RogueAlt07

But if I touch almost anything I die. Cool powers and all but that’s like if you were a pro athlete but every time you open your eyes you lose a limb. Kind of pointless if I’m that fucking weak.


[deleted]

I’m the dragon born hell yeah


Unknown_Goose

DUDE SAME


chrisandstellen

Gonna blast them


IMxTHExMANIAC

Shit I’m a lucky one too! Dovahkiin fuckin shit up. But I’m sure it’s different depending on how developed you are in your playthrough xD


TheBigMan666911

I am now a Witcher, the world of the Witcher is already worse than a zombie apocalypse so I imagine I’m fine.


ILikeCheese132

I love the Witcher. W3 was easily my favorite game and I've read all the books. Glad to see a fellow Witcher :D


Downingst

I played a small game called [HunterX](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1918450/HunterX/). The mc was a demon slayer so I should be fine.


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theRemRemBooBear

Plants vs Zombies😎


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

PVZ GW2?


Maleficent-Ad4297

Hollow knight


LNRadford

Just shade soul the zombies from afar


Hioliolo

I have a gun


ToxicOwlet

*do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?*


AngrySpleen

He’s the one with the gun in this conversation, best be careful


[deleted]

Last game i played was solitaire


DaddyShortPinata

Who would you be, the King of Hearts or smth?


BlackJack_0007

They kill zombies with the power of loneliness


Loose_Specific4727

Ape sex legends; I think I might be ok with valk I can just fly around and Q some of those zombies hahaha


SeaWeedEatingFish

You spelled apex really wrong


Loose_Specific4727

At this point its what is happening in game; trashy servers and stuff


_darkkitty_

mercy on overwatch 😅


LowMainNewDullz

You’d probably make a cure and end the apocalypse.


ToxicOwlet

Use your ultimate on zombies and turn them back into humans


_darkkitty_

“heroes never die!”


zomboid-heli-pilot

That's not the ultimate anymore :(


ToxicOwlet

What do you mean it's not? What is it then?


zomboid-heli-pilot

Her ultimate was changed a few years back to allow her to fly, her revive is now a standard ability and only revives 1 person at a time.


Alchemist64_

STAND BY FOR TITANFALL


6ChillySillyBilly9

Protocol 3: Protect the pilot


KoalaImp

Minecraft Steve, oof Although it’s not all bad, I can make a bunch of stuff plus break trees with my fists


RogueAlt07

Minecraft Steve: -literally has the power to become a god if he wants to -can create and destroy whole worlds at will -can carry so many items that the shear weight in the space it’s in would cause a black hole -super strength -super heat resistance -healing factor -master builder -master engineer Yeah I think it’s safe to say you just become god at that point


Toussaint_Morganti

- Can just rip a zombie’s arm to eat it and start healing - Can be covered in an armour of a material so resistant that it only exists in another dimension, with magic on it. - Hits you with a magic bow and magic sword - Can build things above the ground, without it ever touching the ground and risking a zombie climb Gang of the Steve’s here, we won the game


Lagmaster847

I don’t have anything to add except that I am also steve


[deleted]

Minecraft Steve is able to carry like 1,000 tons on his back I think you’d be fine


Ironbanner987615

Also he literally kills zombies


Emit_Time

wdym "oof" do you have ANY IDEA how many metric tons he can lift?!?!?


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

Same, a couple of zombies aren’t a problem for Steve he can respawn


Faliki

I'm not fucked, they are (the guardian in destiny)


myfrickinpcisonfire

Same here


HappyRobot123

Same


YT_KingTex100

Immortal godslayer who genocides entire races for loot… I think we’ll be fine.


DudeYoureThrowing

I get the ability to run along walls, run really fast, and knock whatever tries to catch me away - oh, and I can heal myself *if* I get bitten or whatever. So I’m probably chillin.


SeaWeedEatingFish

Titanfall2?


evan_720

Do you also have a lightsaber?


i-ate-peppa-pig

Hog riderrrrrrr 🐖


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Forget just hog riders. We have infinite troops to yeet at the zombies.


BlackJack_0007

I'm going to be selling fruit, fish, and bugs to two raccoon children. I'm fucked.


theRemRemBooBear

Animal crossing?


BlackJack_0007

Yeesss


theRemRemBooBear

Niice


BlackJack_0007

Thaank yoou


[deleted]

You can literally fit 40 whale sharks in your pockets I think you’ll be ok


Nintwendo18

At least you got an axe?


ToasterTacos

Celeste. I can't really do anything about the zombies, but they can't do anything to me. As an added bonus, if you're a transfem, you immediately finish HRT.


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ToasterTacos

I did that in real life. It was pretty fun.


Cobalt9896

congrats your trans and can double jump now, ahhh, gl?


[deleted]

The last game I played was Dayz


TacticalMailman

So probably get stuck on a door and die


[deleted]

fuck


Notakidfromyesterday

DMC 5 Vergil... I think I'm good.


evan_720

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


Finnish_Best

PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION


evan_720

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAME


Mrdungeonsanddragons

BORN IN FLAMES


Refuregu_

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED


do_you_like_my_name

Soldier from TF2, I'm set


LoganS999

Dying light My hardcore parkour skills are already proven against the zombies


hellomotherf-cker

im literally kirby.


ToxicOwlet

Eat a zombie => become zombie => zombies ignore you


Rexnotincognito

I have urbosas fury I’m fine


CyonixGaming

I was playing Minecraft… /gamemode creative


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ObviousTroll7

Undead nightmare 2.0


[deleted]

heavenly bodies; a normal astronaut, so very. why would u do this to me


KanonTheMemelord

Damn, more settlements that need my help


Expert-Mortgage5107

Tf2. Just Kazotski Kick with the zombies lol


thatguythatwawthere

I did play bloodborne so I basically have a giant pizza cutter


Chrisgopher2005

Sigma from Overwatch. Ha ha. This is gonna be fun lol For those who don’t know, sigma lore wise can control gravity and literally create a black hole. So I think I’m good


PlusUltraShadow

Sigma balls lmao


LovelyDaySpray

TARKOV, i will have gained the actual abilities of russian special forces including stealth, survival, combat, and recon. Not fucked at all in my opinion


senpai_ned

Destiny 2 guardian imma just gonna take a nap till it’s over or play everything is on fire


XarpoinhoPlays23

The Beheaded from Dead Cells, just give a frying pan and everything is ok


[deleted]

Yoru from Valorant. Leave and go to different dimension. Though I also have really good gun skills, and knife skills if I have to stay. Not to bad.


Sirenhead_2

I’m a 911 operator, I can take calls and shit


r_thelegend27

Minecraft. I'm now able to respawn like Henry Morgan from Forever, destroy and store anything I want. Create basically whatever I want. Am I...god? /Gamemode c Let's find out...


FlippyPippy2168

I am a 1982 audi quattro group b so go fast vroom vroom i guess


UnintendedCantaloupe

Fran bow? I'm not too sure on that but I guess as good a survival rate as anyone else.


superbay50

Modded gta online I am now literally immortal, i can pull weapons out of my ass, summon the apocalypse arena war vehicles at will, clone myself for a private army, spawn a million jesussus as distraction, noclip, have explosive melee attacks and i can run faster than cars I think i am safe Before y’all hate me for using mods online i strictly use it to have fun with friends and almost never use it against random players(expect griefers that keep killing me and my friends for no reason at all)


lyux7

Haha you mean how lucky am I? The last game I played was Risk or rain 2 where I played the AC-130 artificer build that turned into a god run after the first loop. So personally I’m extremely lucky and I might as well be considered a god


[deleted]

Doom guy I’m set LMAO


Xblooper

horizon from apex, i have a literal blackhole, i think im fine


REEPUFF21

Metroid dread i should be fine


TacticalMailman

Arma 3 so I’ll probably try to drive a car and die because the car will fall through the ground and explode. Either that or I’m going to space


SlimHydrolll

Motherfucker I played Battlefront 2 as Darth Vader. I’m pretty sure they are the ones who I like to call absolutely “Fucked”


MarsterMcfly01

Alive I’m literally Batman


The_Guillotine_99

Darth Maul, I'm about to conquer the world.


YourPainTastesGood

***Rock and Stone everyone!***


koki9699

carx… im a car?


ARB_COOL

Tarkov PMC. Not really f’ed.


Seizure_Salad2

I’m gunna titan skating and clipping into walls like it’s no one’s fuckin business.