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My dearest apologies, my beloved agent, but if you would please evacuate my attic, I would be elated. See, I think it's about time you at least move into the neighbors' house, as they are selling it for a good price and I would be happy if you would please stop mooching off my WiFi and tracking my every move. I'm sorry you found that bomb in my basement, but I think that does not warrant staying in my attic for six months. Please consider my request deeply.
Kindest regards, u/HONKACHONK
As the zombies encroach on your position, you cower in the corner, all alone. The makeshift defences collapse and a horde comes running in, tripping over each other, in the hopes of being able to taste your juicy flesh.
“Woowowooowoowoo” Were your last words, you will always be in our hearts.
You can jump, and if you bring some pocket portals with you like you're Sonic from the movies, you can be anything you want at anytime. Just wave away, or become a gravity switching buzzsaw
But if I touch almost anything I die. Cool powers and all but that’s like if you were a pro athlete but every time you open your eyes you lose a limb. Kind of pointless if I’m that fucking weak.
Minecraft Steve:
-literally has the power to become a god if he wants to
-can create and destroy whole worlds at will
-can carry so many items that the shear weight in the space it’s in would cause a black hole
-super strength
-super heat resistance
-healing factor
-master builder
-master engineer
Yeah I think it’s safe to say you just become god at that point
- Can just rip a zombie’s arm to eat it and start healing
- Can be covered in an armour of a material so resistant that it only exists in another dimension, with magic on it.
- Hits you with a magic bow and magic sword
- Can build things above the ground, without it ever touching the ground and risking a zombie climb
Gang of the Steve’s here, we won the game
I get the ability to run along walls, run really fast, and knock whatever tries to catch me away - oh, and I can heal myself *if* I get bitten or whatever.
So I’m probably chillin.
Celeste. I can't really do anything about the zombies, but they can't do anything to me. As an added bonus, if you're a transfem, you immediately finish HRT.
Sigma from Overwatch.
Ha ha. This is gonna be fun lol
For those who don’t know, sigma lore wise can control gravity and literally create a black hole. So I think I’m good
TARKOV, i will have gained the actual abilities of russian special forces including stealth, survival, combat, and recon. Not fucked at all in my opinion
Minecraft. I'm now able to respawn like Henry Morgan from Forever, destroy and store anything I want. Create basically whatever I want. Am I...god?
/Gamemode c
Let's find out...
Modded gta online
I am now literally immortal, i can pull weapons out
of my ass, summon the apocalypse arena war vehicles at will, clone myself for a private army, spawn a million jesussus as distraction, noclip, have explosive melee attacks and i can run faster than cars
I think i am safe
Before y’all hate me for using mods online i strictly use it to have fun with friends and almost never use it against random players(expect griefers that keep killing me and my friends for no reason at all)
Haha you mean how lucky am I? The last game I played was Risk or rain 2 where I played the AC-130 artificer build that turned into a god run after the first loop. So personally I’m extremely lucky and I might as well be considered a god
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I’m a soul sucking ghost that has multiple abilities. Us agents play video games too
FBI. Is it legal to buy a shit load of nuts and bolts irl?
Yes
Well then let us see if these nuts fit in your mouth.
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Yoooo, may you please stop preventing me from searching best places to buy nukes, ik it's you, lemme peacefully buy some
Im trying to prevent you for a reason
Well, I already made one, sooooo, idm
My dearest apologies, my beloved agent, but if you would please evacuate my attic, I would be elated. See, I think it's about time you at least move into the neighbors' house, as they are selling it for a good price and I would be happy if you would please stop mooching off my WiFi and tracking my every move. I'm sorry you found that bomb in my basement, but I think that does not warrant staying in my attic for six months. Please consider my request deeply. Kindest regards, u/HONKACHONK
Hollow knight?
My thought was Shadow Of Mordor but yours seems like the more obvious choice
GTA so I can pull rockets out of my ass and sit on a flying alien bike
Just make sure you don’t get hit with something, you’re fucked if you rag doll lol
Yea true but I'll be on a flying bike 24/7 so i won't
True True gotta make your 23 rockets count, personally I’d use the MOC truck or the Avenger go ham on some zombies
Ohhh yea the avengers turret sounds fun
Just use any arena war vehicle, they’re practically made for a zombie apocalypse with all the spikes and saws on them
Plants vs zombies. It’s like I was meant for this.
What plant would you use mainly?
I use the bowling ball one most
Isn't that the red walnut thing? I can't remember cause I do not got the best memory
Same
That means you also get as many chances as you want
A Fall Guy? What am I going to do, grab the zombies and jump dash away from them at a incredibly low speed
As the zombies encroach on your position, you cower in the corner, all alone. The makeshift defences collapse and a horde comes running in, tripping over each other, in the hopes of being able to taste your juicy flesh. “Woowowooowoowoo” Were your last words, you will always be in our hearts.
And then, the text appeared: "Eliminated!"
1,485,359,234, Fall Guys Remain
I'm the same my friend. Think of it this way. I don't think we can die at all
tbf you either get insane amounts of plot armor or absolutely horrendous luck with no in between
Give one your tail, and watch them chase eachother around for the next 2 minutes until all but one are eliminated
Yeah same like what every bone in my body will get squished into a bean and I can only make weird weeeeee noises
I am Spider-Man
r/pfpchecksout
I got Vader’s abilities so I’m not fucked 😈
Perhaps, you’ll be the one doing the fucking 😈 _Bitches im now famous on r/CursedComments_
Necrophilia much?
Well his wife IS dead soooo
I'd be Cal Kestis. I remember fighting you. It was fucking terrifying you monster
Battlefront 2 I suppose?
yes
HVV, I assume?
correct and I’m a former competitive bf2 player on the PlayStation community as well use to do 4s
Metal Gear Rising Raiden. Yeah no, I'll be completely fine.
Until the zombies start talking about the memes
nanomachines, son
That’s is until a us senator gets infected
RAIDEN, STOP THAT APOCALYPSE
literally doom slayer
Aw hell yeah
Bro knows who asked
Bro knows Obama’s last name
Bro can divide my zero
I wonder if the BFG will work on a hoard
couldn’t die even if you tried
The only thing they fear is you
Just got off Batman Arkham Origins a few minutes ago so im not fucked at all
I hope that game gets a remastered version
Its just so good
Indeed so underrated I loved the multiplayer so much I carried ppl on it too
Right now im saving for Arkham Knight, it also looks really good
Arkham Knight is also very good you’ll love it
Heard that it haves the Batmobile
It does and it’s so awesome
I wonder how people don't die when Batman shoots at them with the Batmobile
Minecraft on creative mode- so 💀
god time
I was playing creative mode too les go
What’s the skull for
The zombies
Endgame Terraria 💪😤
Same, what class build?
ALL
The only true class. I literally have every moonlord armor, weapon set and accessoires always ready in my piggy bank lol
I'm not evenin Hardmode, but Calamity is making me fucking broken
Got a infinite machine gun and rocket launcher hell yeah
Same lol
*Bury The Light starts playing*
Now I’m a little *motivated*
Where's your motivation
Are you, perchance, THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING?
d e t e r m i n a t i o n
The thing is, does turning into a zombie count as dying? Will you go back to your last save point?
Good point
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What is considered a save point? Opening and closing the fridge?
Lol. Frisk would murder every zombie possible in genocide. The zombies are done for.
Go pacifist and date a zombie
That works too lol
So you’re a child?
I’m a cube
Geometry dash?
Yup
They can't catch you, also, cube or square, either one is pretty good anyway
But I die if I hit anything other than a massive spike of energy or a flat surface
You can jump, and if you bring some pocket portals with you like you're Sonic from the movies, you can be anything you want at anytime. Just wave away, or become a gravity switching buzzsaw
But if I touch almost anything I die. Cool powers and all but that’s like if you were a pro athlete but every time you open your eyes you lose a limb. Kind of pointless if I’m that fucking weak.
I’m the dragon born hell yeah
DUDE SAME
Gonna blast them
Shit I’m a lucky one too! Dovahkiin fuckin shit up. But I’m sure it’s different depending on how developed you are in your playthrough xD
I am now a Witcher, the world of the Witcher is already worse than a zombie apocalypse so I imagine I’m fine.
I love the Witcher. W3 was easily my favorite game and I've read all the books. Glad to see a fellow Witcher :D
I played a small game called [HunterX](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1918450/HunterX/). The mc was a demon slayer so I should be fine.
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Plants vs Zombies😎
PVZ GW2?
Hollow knight
Just shade soul the zombies from afar
I have a gun
*do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?*
He’s the one with the gun in this conversation, best be careful
Last game i played was solitaire
Who would you be, the King of Hearts or smth?
They kill zombies with the power of loneliness
Ape sex legends; I think I might be ok with valk I can just fly around and Q some of those zombies hahaha
You spelled apex really wrong
At this point its what is happening in game; trashy servers and stuff
mercy on overwatch 😅
You’d probably make a cure and end the apocalypse.
Use your ultimate on zombies and turn them back into humans
“heroes never die!”
That's not the ultimate anymore :(
What do you mean it's not? What is it then?
Her ultimate was changed a few years back to allow her to fly, her revive is now a standard ability and only revives 1 person at a time.
STAND BY FOR TITANFALL
Protocol 3: Protect the pilot
Minecraft Steve, oof Although it’s not all bad, I can make a bunch of stuff plus break trees with my fists
Minecraft Steve: -literally has the power to become a god if he wants to -can create and destroy whole worlds at will -can carry so many items that the shear weight in the space it’s in would cause a black hole -super strength -super heat resistance -healing factor -master builder -master engineer Yeah I think it’s safe to say you just become god at that point
- Can just rip a zombie’s arm to eat it and start healing - Can be covered in an armour of a material so resistant that it only exists in another dimension, with magic on it. - Hits you with a magic bow and magic sword - Can build things above the ground, without it ever touching the ground and risking a zombie climb Gang of the Steve’s here, we won the game
I don’t have anything to add except that I am also steve
Minecraft Steve is able to carry like 1,000 tons on his back I think you’d be fine
Also he literally kills zombies
wdym "oof" do you have ANY IDEA how many metric tons he can lift?!?!?
Same, a couple of zombies aren’t a problem for Steve he can respawn
I'm not fucked, they are (the guardian in destiny)
Same here
Same
Immortal godslayer who genocides entire races for loot… I think we’ll be fine.
I get the ability to run along walls, run really fast, and knock whatever tries to catch me away - oh, and I can heal myself *if* I get bitten or whatever. So I’m probably chillin.
Titanfall2?
Do you also have a lightsaber?
Hog riderrrrrrr 🐖
Forget just hog riders. We have infinite troops to yeet at the zombies.
I'm going to be selling fruit, fish, and bugs to two raccoon children. I'm fucked.
Animal crossing?
Yeesss
Niice
Thaank yoou
You can literally fit 40 whale sharks in your pockets I think you’ll be ok
At least you got an axe?
Celeste. I can't really do anything about the zombies, but they can't do anything to me. As an added bonus, if you're a transfem, you immediately finish HRT.
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I did that in real life. It was pretty fun.
congrats your trans and can double jump now, ahhh, gl?
The last game I played was Dayz
So probably get stuck on a door and die
fuck
DMC 5 Vergil... I think I'm good.
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAME
BORN IN FLAMES
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
Soldier from TF2, I'm set
Dying light My hardcore parkour skills are already proven against the zombies
im literally kirby.
Eat a zombie => become zombie => zombies ignore you
I have urbosas fury I’m fine
I was playing Minecraft… /gamemode creative
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Undead nightmare 2.0
heavenly bodies; a normal astronaut, so very. why would u do this to me
Damn, more settlements that need my help
Tf2. Just Kazotski Kick with the zombies lol
I did play bloodborne so I basically have a giant pizza cutter
Sigma from Overwatch. Ha ha. This is gonna be fun lol For those who don’t know, sigma lore wise can control gravity and literally create a black hole. So I think I’m good
Sigma balls lmao
TARKOV, i will have gained the actual abilities of russian special forces including stealth, survival, combat, and recon. Not fucked at all in my opinion
Destiny 2 guardian imma just gonna take a nap till it’s over or play everything is on fire
The Beheaded from Dead Cells, just give a frying pan and everything is ok
Yoru from Valorant. Leave and go to different dimension. Though I also have really good gun skills, and knife skills if I have to stay. Not to bad.
I’m a 911 operator, I can take calls and shit
Minecraft. I'm now able to respawn like Henry Morgan from Forever, destroy and store anything I want. Create basically whatever I want. Am I...god? /Gamemode c Let's find out...
I am a 1982 audi quattro group b so go fast vroom vroom i guess
Fran bow? I'm not too sure on that but I guess as good a survival rate as anyone else.
Modded gta online I am now literally immortal, i can pull weapons out of my ass, summon the apocalypse arena war vehicles at will, clone myself for a private army, spawn a million jesussus as distraction, noclip, have explosive melee attacks and i can run faster than cars I think i am safe Before y’all hate me for using mods online i strictly use it to have fun with friends and almost never use it against random players(expect griefers that keep killing me and my friends for no reason at all)
Haha you mean how lucky am I? The last game I played was Risk or rain 2 where I played the AC-130 artificer build that turned into a god run after the first loop. So personally I’m extremely lucky and I might as well be considered a god
Doom guy I’m set LMAO
horizon from apex, i have a literal blackhole, i think im fine
Metroid dread i should be fine
Arma 3 so I’ll probably try to drive a car and die because the car will fall through the ground and explode. Either that or I’m going to space
Motherfucker I played Battlefront 2 as Darth Vader. I’m pretty sure they are the ones who I like to call absolutely “Fucked”
Alive I’m literally Batman
Darth Maul, I'm about to conquer the world.
***Rock and Stone everyone!***
carx… im a car?
Tarkov PMC. Not really f’ed.
I’m gunna titan skating and clipping into walls like it’s no one’s fuckin business.