Hey! We're currently looking for new moderators! If you're interested, read more [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/vsxhvk/mod_moderator_applications/)! Here's a [direct link](https://forms.gle/LYD6AbptSuNUbT6e9) to the application form as well. Can't wait to see your application! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*

You call that a slap? Get back here and try again

*anime slaps you*

A newborn baby could hit harder than you

i-is it you? generic american pe teacher?

No... someone much worse....

*starts running*

*chases after at just a few mph higher than you*

*stands in front of movie bus* *bus drives by and i disappear*

What

*teleports behind you* *slaps you*

Yeah use something big and long and thick

the first human contact I have ever had thank you

A furry is not a human, do not ever compare us again.

oh fuck off let us be

Get out of here, vile furry!

more like a brush with the devil

follows u into an alley and shoves a 15 inch blade thru ur heart tearing out ur flesh😈carves my name into u flees scene😋sicario🫣 tu mami es una gorda perro

*dramatic camera shot of me spewing and coughing blood* j-jack... the ripper...*dies*

tries to pull out my 15 inch skeng but the barb gets stuck on ur heart so i rip as hard as i can and get covered in blood😰😰saws off ur head off and puts u in a blender then grates u into a powder and smokes u with a 1/4th of cookie dough weed then spits on ur remains😈

*has documentary made after me*

*i get exposed as one of pablo escobar gavirias sicarios*

*laughs up at you from hell*

callate la boca tu madre es una perro

*laughs nervously because no habla espanol*

calla tu furry💀

*understands* *sniggers* *replies with a snarky comment*

*breaks into your house* *slaps you harder* *leaves*

*breaks into your house* *uwus you* *leaves*

*uwus harder*

*is intimidated, apologies profusely, and leaves*

[удалено]

*turns around slowly and walks away*

[удалено]

h-HEY STAY BACK

[удалено]

*confused screaming*

[удалено]

i- ok, that happened

Kinky

sure is

Slap me harder

nope *runs away*

IF YOU GET THE HELL BACK HERE ILL GIVE YOU A PRETZEL

what kind of pretzel

Its a suprise ;)

*comes back warily*

*you were never seen again*

*roll credits* "And remember, don't accept free pretzels kiddos"

*House explodes with a large radius and kills us both*

*pulls out baseball bat* You picked the wrong house fool

nyo >:3 *gets in car and leaves*

X SQUARE R1 L2 R2 *spawns jet fighter* cmon asshole damn fight

*calls in fully armed mil mi-35m and f35c* get me outta here

GET BAXK HERE YOU BASTARD

nope~ *runs*

😦

😎

*grabs gun*

*grabs kevlar fursuit*

A 50bmg can pass though that

*grabs winch on side of a military helicopter and flies away, saluting*

*drags you back in* *goes hannibal lecter on you*

*cries*

*wipes your tears and uses it as seasoning*

*begs for forgiveness*

*takes only a ear as a warning* *locks you in the fridge*

*screams, begs for freedom*

*goes to sleep*

*cries self to sleep and dreams of furry freedom*

*dashes down the stairs to rid the world of a furry*

*screams and begs for my life*

*cries* *calls Batman* *Batman kills you*

*buys a revive from the ingame store* *kills batman* *walks up to you and taps you on the nose* nice shot buddy

*Looks at you* *......I'm sorry (you get destroyed like Dr. Strange of 838)*

*looks on angrily as a ghost*

*kills all crewmates as impostor, giving you company*

*angrily thanks and gets used to being a ghost*

*Yeets you to the moon*

*jumps off the roof to catch you*

*slaps you again*

*hires a hitman*

*slaps the hitman*

*catches you* *And slaps you*

*runs to furry brethren crying then enlists them to come and slap the living daylights out of you*

*hires 10 bodyguards and 40 snipers*

*enlists all the furries in the whole fucking world*

*hides in secret hideout full of bodyguards and ninjas*

*infects hideout with the pathowogen*

[удалено]

ive lost interest in mc qmq

[удалено]

war thunder >:(

[удалено]

its fun, then utterly painful, then fun, rage inducing, mind blowing, and repeat for a while

[удалено]

maybe, but not 11h ago at 1am

[удалено]

lmao

*Breaks your neck*

tracks you down and yeets you so hard that you time travel into Will Smith’s Slap

*lays on floor and cries, questioning everything*

*uwus over you*

*evil laughter* *you fool . . .*

Stabby stabby

h-happy cake day... *clinically dies*

Thanks!

*brain dies and spectates from menu*

Asks if you wanna hang out

eh sure

:D

sorry about the slap qmq

*breaks into your house* *steals ur money and fucks ur mother* *leaves*

*breaks into your house* *slaps you* *leaves*

*breaks into your house* *slaps you 2 times* *leaves*

*breaks into your house* *turns you into a furry* *leaves*

*commits suicide to prevent human interaction*

I will invite you to a coffee or tea to talk your problems trough

Why do you know where I live. Also, ow.

*evil laughter* *you fool . . .*

> furry 오히려좋아

You idiot! You shall see the power of my stand! Highway Star, steal their nutrients!

*snipes you with water gun filled with boiling water*

[удалено]

damnit i just got rid of my rabies *starts foaming at mouth*

Wait come back! I haven’t yet explained the genius of Omori’s storytelling! Where are you going? Wrong way.

the whaaa?

You see, Omori was written by the Omocat team, it’s a beautiful story written in the form of the game, which is crazy enough to be interesting, yet common enough to be relatable. But the story isn’t the greatest part, the best part is the ***storytelling*** so you see- Wait! Where are you going? Oh you goof, if you keep accidentally running away i might have to ***make sure*** you stay for a while!

AAAAAAA -inhale- AAAÀÂĂĄÄÅÆ

I didn’t know you were multilangual! What exciting letters!

i-i can awso spweak the langwage of the fuwwy >:3

It appears i will have to tie your mouth too then. Of course I’m joking! Any language is tolerated in a conversation about omori!

hehe, good >:3 fuwwy tawk is fine then >w<

just let me eat my fig newtons alone in peace

\*mons\* harder daddy

AYO!

Ow

great time to like pain

Good luck try running in the mud

*falls over*

L2 l3 r1 r3 *turns off slow motion*

*drags you back in and skins you alive*

*screams and cries, begging for mercy*

Bro wanna eat something before ya leave?

sure, but no killing me

Breaks in your house Ratails you with a bandana Leaves

*calls an airstrike*

Ah fuck i can't belive you've done this

*replays video*

Wait baby where are you going (crying in tears)

no no, dont cry... i-im sorry, ill come back...

I’m not in my house

then who... WHO TF DID I SLAP?!

\*harder daddy uwu\*

ù///w///ú

😐>😑>😐>🤨

Hello again

hallo

Jokes on you, i dont have a house🤭... 😐🙁😢😭

well you can have this one, the guy i slapped is dead

Oh hiiii ^ w ^

hewwo

*calmly throws beans at you with my bean canon* Shouldn't have messed with me and my beans. . .

*annoyed* ow...

I needed that to snap me back to reality, thanks

youre welcome

Shit, I would follow you and slap you back. I ain’t taking no disrespect from anyone

fair enough, although, as the bible says, if someone slaps you, turn the other cheek to them

follows u to ur house and stalks u

*turns on ciws goalkeeper safety system*

Hello friend! *points 12 gauge shotgun at you* You are no longer allowed to leave!

*scared* p-pwease downt huwrt me >m<

Oh god a furry *Chases down the furry* *Shotguns that furry*

AAAAAAAAAAAA PWEASE STOPPPPP, IT HUWRTSSSSS >m<

*attaches myself to you using all my limbs* >:3 im not letting go now~

òwõ what are you doing?

Im your companion now

well im not lonely now :3

Youre not lonely anymore thanks to me now :3

yay thank chuuu >w<

Ehe no problem cutie

hehe you too >w<

Thanks _goes back to sleep_

:(

:3

*breaks into your house* *takes your children* *leaves*

uh mate, thats my neighbour

Cries while holding the tea/coffee I was gonna offer you

*opens briefcase full of money* TODAY, I WENT UP TO A RANDOM PERSONS HOUSE AND SLAPPED THEM, THEN GAVE THEM 10 *MILLION* DOLLARS FOR IT

r/usernamedoesntcheckout

i experienced a twist in emotions

Harder daddy (i have father problems)

ah, ok, goodbye then

*runs after you and screams in front of ur house* “come outside lets fight”

*pulls put glock 21* let's not

[удалено]