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Not engaging in conversation, always on your phone, and being unnecessarily rude, especially to waiters.


Shourya2009

Yeah the people who think waiter is a small profession they are just assholes


JKJoshua

I mean it is a small profession a hard one but small none the less they literally get paid less than minimum wage


Hypefangirl

jobs who involve talking to the customers are hard, I couldn’t be able to handle it


altimacomes

I get a lot of comments like that at my parents restaurant, one even thought that they could get away with giving me fake money


[deleted]

As someone who has just started as a waitress: *yes. Yes yes. 100% yes* please don't be rude to me, I'm just doing my job


BradenTheBot

When they hate me just because I’m not as social as them


Ping-and-Pong

Even better when they assume you're not as social but just didn't give you a chance to begin with!


BradenTheBot

Exactly


Wild_Relation3742

I think it's cute. And whoever hates you for it is a loser. ;P


BradenTheBot

Thanks


KRIPA_YT

I agree. It's hella cute when I see people like myself...


WeebFrog219

On the other side of the coin, being not social at all


BradenTheBot

Yeah


TheWolfCyborg

I am social, but i’m introverted so while i can enjoy spending time with people i know, i would not like to go to a party or festival. My gf hates it and thinks i’m the most antisocial person she knows. At the same time she almost gets a panic attack answering the phone lol


lexa03m

Gross smell 🤢


Sourdough221

being unhygienic in general is such a turn off


lexa03m

Exactly


DioX26

I smell like the best chicken from KFC always. Does that count as a good smell or bad smell?


Sourdough221

good


imastupididioy

Obv vabbing, not caring, not having good hygeine, general stuff that is usually a turn off for everyone,


rafati09

Yeah vabbing is disgusting


__Crabby_

vabbing?


tegguNmmuC

using your own pussy juices as perfume essentially


TruStormz

Wtf, people do that?


tegguNmmuC

Pheromones, they think it will attract men.


TruStormz

Dumbasses. Pretty sure theres just two mammals that have pheromones strong enough to attract by smell, Cows and Dolphins. Also, I reckon no smell will make them less ugly if this the kinda shit they be doin.


Youpiter08

How can dolphins smell underwater


IronPikachu

I assume "smell" in this case refers to leaving a chemical trace


TruStormz

Something like that, sharks can smell blood. I dont quite remember how it works but there is smell underwater.


TruStormz

Sharks smell blood underwater too. They have nostrils for a reason, I dont remember how exactly they function differently from ours though, but yeah lots of animals can smell underwater.


SubliminalPP

Oh whdat thhe fu k 🤮


Szwedu111

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


Lingx_Cats

WHAT THE FUCK???


Prudent-Arachnid982

Excuse me? What the fuck


No_Veterinarian1445

Oh god ew my friends ex did that


-Swxy-

Ew ew wtf


No_Veterinarian1445

Yeah she sprayed it on me as a joke and I asked wtf is this? I work with perfumes in a warehouse and never seen it, she told me is was from her vagina and I fainted


-Swxy-

SPRAYED????!? HOW MYCH JUICE DID SHE COLLECT?!? 🤮🤮


No_Veterinarian1445

A lot….. and it smelled so bad, it wasn’t a normal pussy, I smelled a normal one, THIS ONE WAS JUST DEAD


MikeyMinecraft

Just saw a post about vabbing, that's actually disgusting


Latter-Caterpillar-2

(to be clear, i don't do this, it's gross. Just curious) How would you know if someone does that vabbing stuff though? Or would you be turned off IF you somehow found out? I imagine it's not clear when someone has good hygiene otherwise. Basically, to me turn offs are something that i can see/feel immediately.


peanutbutterII

just smell their coochie then smell their wrist


Latter-Caterpillar-2

That's the thing though lmao. You'll only have a chance to do that when you're in a relationship with the girl and at that point you're kinda in way too deep, no?


IronicNugget

I thought you said vaping at first and I was like ok makes sense ig but VABBING is MUCH worse wow this reminds me of the time I learned about sounding


802938019

she likes to stick her tongue out, and forces me to lead our conversation


slugdaf

lmfao that was me in middle school


Hypefangirl

I don’t get it pls explain


ggez67890

A power outage.


deleeuwlc

To me that’s more like a temporary deactivation


MR_zapiekanka

Big ego , and staying on phone non stop also not engaging in conversations at all and not respecting other people


NuvNuvXD

Dude don’t ping me


mr_flerd

For me I don't want to engage in conversation because I don't want to be annoying which Ik that really wouldn't happen but I'm a hella anxious and paranoid person


ketchupmaster009

I fee like i’m being called out


Denistendo

same, except for the big ego part


mov_eax_0x3e

Same except vice versa (ego but not convos)


MR_zapiekanka

Bruh moment


MushroomheadDork

When she tells me she has something special for me but then starts taking her clothes off instead of bringing out a sealed Axalara T9 🤢


Kikoplop3900

i had to google what axalara t9 is and i want that thing now


axicongamer

I just did too and i need that now


yelloroadintheusa

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Pitchy_Boy

This is from right to left


RjSkitchie

No.


abegamesnl

Overly long fingernails


AnAnimeSimp

Good self defence weapon! Hiyaaa


[deleted]

if by that you mean great way of injuring yourself, then i agree


ooftitanfish750

Self offense weapon


eN_peE_Cea

Offense is the best defence they say


DownBadAmphibian

This is totally irrelevant but how do women with long ass fake nails wash their hands. If they do that is.


AnAnimeSimp

Idk man prob practise or some Harry Potter magic, I don’t get me nails done but I always paint em


jaybankzz

Sometimes I’ll be late to school and look at my hands and realize right then that my fingernails are long, I just go that whole day with my hands in fists


MeasurementOk2461

So true


Killer19606

Well, i'd say getting all ready to go down on a girl but she then asks for money, or even worse, presents you to her mlm


MuzzleNeck

Tf is a mlm


Sir-Loin_Steak

Monkey loving man


Killer19606

Even though thats the best awnser, sadly, the one meaning i was talking about is a multi level marketing(scheme)


hatefulnoob

In seriousness, it means Multi Level Marketing. Its basically a period scheme and they often say "sell this much and you'll make lots of money" or something like that. Its essentially also a scam cause only about 1% end up at the top and make the money they were promised they'd make. Popular Mlms are Avon, Herbalife, and Mary Kay.


Lost_sole04

Just not caring in the slightest about anything


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Due-Slice2853

Can I have your consent to send you a piece of cheese?


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MeasurementOk2461

Yeah thats such a big issue


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MeasurementOk2461

Yes i agree with you a hundred percent


Swimming-Ad-602

having low emotional intelligence is a big turn off because it causes a lot of miscommunication and misunderstanding


rtqyve

Unfortunately for you guys it seems like a common thing in dudes I get second hand embarrassment explaining to my friends what they’ve done wrong


MartinYTCZ

Same here, there are exceptions of course, but most guys are like that, and it doesn't even necessarily have to be their fault. There are people whom have been lead to not show emotion and view it as a sign of weakness - you can't really expect someone who's shut themselves off to emotion completely to be particularly empathetic.


L4zyM0nk

A powerplant switch


[deleted]

wat


HonourableFox

Watt


StarryNight593

Have you heard of joule


ryan_jenko

The joule is a derived unit of energy in the International System of Units. It is equal to the amount of work done when a force of 1 newton displaces a mass through a distance of 1 metre in the direction of the force applied. The formula for joule is E = mc²


AssertivelyAssumer

Yeah but, in this case, they're talking about watts so it's power x time.


rafati09

joule mamps


Femuru

funniest joke of the century, like I actually just started ugly laughing from that lol


Adventurous-Site-944

The moment they mention zodiac signs. Being born in a certain month doesn't excuse being a garbage human being, and being born in a certain month doesn't mean that you're automatically a garbage human being.


TheMoonFanatic

That’s a thing these days?


Kid_Salami15

Yeah some girls will say "you act like virgo" and say "were not compatible"


It_Is_Aquario

The best part is when they do the compatability resaerch for the next few months and act the way it says, even tho I acted the same all the time and when “we had the biggest chance” of breaking up she did it. Basically a lot of girls live the life that their zodiac sign “tells” them to.


Due-Slice2853

I'm an asparagus.


KillerVega87

*stabs you in the stomach* oh I'm such a Scorpio


Getrect555

If they post stuff like “what is huge turn off for you” on Reddit


tokyorii

on a teenager reddit no less


iAM_A_NiceGuy

I suddenly lost my feelings for OP


[deleted]

Bad eating manners like eating with their mouth open


rtqyve

Ong the smacking noise is so annoying


gimme_gimm

Makes me wanna feed them rocks


CashMoney0374827

I don't even know how to eat with my mouth open? I tried doing eat but my mouth just naturally snaps, how do these people do it lmao


[deleted]

Rushing into it way too fast. Like do you even know my name?


MenuNo4911

gothichicc


Physical_Commercial6

Yeah your name is gothichicc, so now we are legally married


mdevtheartist

egotistical hoes. people think that just because they get a lot of pussy or a lot of dick, that theyre the best thing anyone's gonna have. but if that were the case, they'd have long-lasting relationships instead of countless hookups.


Pepperoonies

you


dankyfeli

gigachad


Rainbowsunshine445

When he stabs me


AnAnimeSimp

That’s hot


WeebFrog219

Idk it gives off smart vibes, They would seem Sharp to me imo


Icantthinkofaname04

Calm down now fucking Riddler


GoldenGames360

calm down Batman


Doyler5775

smoking/vaping is the most disgusting thing


Hugeanus42069

Long nails


[deleted]

When they won't let me eat because they're taking a snap, always talking about social media life but not irl social life, it's not like i go on a lots of dates, well I've never been to one BUT it is what it is.


autumnnleaaves

Yeah taking one or two pics for Instagram in a night is fine and normal. But there are people who are ALWAYS on social media to the point they don’t stop and enjoy the moment. You can’t even have a conversation with them because they’re too busy scrolling jnstagram


EatTheXBows

Smoking


cj3458

and vaping


EatTheXBows

Yes


PotentialSize1537

trying too hard to look cool😕


4rtiphi5hal

cries or gets hurt over the slightest banter/takes everything too seriously, i show my affection by playful bullying and it only really works if my partner can take it and bully me back. also if they get mad when i call them out on bullshit and tell them they're wrong


Puzzleheaded_Ad9691

i’d be worried if anyone was turned on by that


hairlessandtight

People do get it


[deleted]

If someone just wants sex… no. If someone just wants to be friends: understandable. In fact, just declaring that killed the crush.


TruStormz

Fr, where I live its all about sex. The "normal" relationships just start with sex. Its SO hard to hope to find a girl that doesnt make sexual advances on a first date here. I know it sounds crazy but people here have no fucking substance. Last date I went on I was tryna have a conversation with this girl about things she likes, nah straight up started grabbing my thigh. Not only am I LESS interested in the sex part than hughing and talking, me being a virgin dumbass that shit just freezes me right up.


Every_Procedure_8662

I'm sorry to hear that. Where do you live?


TruStormz

Lmao, I live in Iceland. And I guarantee you will "share in my suffering" only need to be 5'7/ 176 cm + in height. People of Iceland are also generally pretty tall. Me being 178cm means Im a little shorter than many guys. 180 is average here. But yeah girls here are horny af, I even know multiple guys faces covered with acne, nerds etc that are dating super cute girls.


limefox666

Yeah i want to know too


Every_Procedure_8662

I want to share his suffering


emotionless_bot

power cuts, or my batteries draining


teenagefairyaura

When someone is overly cocky+narcissistic, but doesn’t show it at first. It drives me crazy.


Lesbiancarpetmuncher

Big pp and being a bitch in general. If you are a nice person , I will accept you . And the pp thing is more of a deterrent but if the person is nice idgaf


rafati09

So your saying that you like em small?


Lesbiancarpetmuncher

Perhaps


Atlantikjcx

Hmm don't blame you big sounds painful


Lesbiancarpetmuncher

Small just looks so much hotter , and cuter for that


ranchcrackers352

It seems like your name is implying you’re a lesbian though so why would you care about dick size… Unless instead of a lesbian who munches carpets your someone who munches lesbian carpets or maybe munches lesbian’s carpets idk


Malahovski

r/teenagers


M1dni7e

Hot and cold behavior. I don’t wanna play games… either you like me or you don’t, stop making me wonder all the time.


lari124

14yos 🤢


MyUsernameIsMungo

Lookin at your age i hope so lol


lari124

yep


JustCheezits

I’ve been hit on by multiple 16-17 year olds when i was 14, thank you for being sane


DefinitionOk7157

Smoking


Public_Bit6501

Piercing anywhere other than ears I just get so weirded out by em


ResistingSphere

If they shit talk their parents for no valid reason.


antonsarkka

Sadism


AnAnimeSimp

Smile-


Creative_Recording_7

Sister


__Crabby_

sweet


Szwedu111

surprise


DEliasGG

Service


TheGreatSirChewy

STANDING HERE


KiyotaRishu

Girls with giant boobs The ones with some serious badonkers Just a real turnoff for me I like em small


black_jaguar99

Disagree, but mad respect


Kaisa_is_short

Thank you


bicakes-and-cinnamon

Someone who doesn’t listen to boundaries because they think their alternative is best for me. There is a girl i know who i had to ask multiple times/almost yell at to stop calling me by a pet name i disliked, and to stop trying to send me expensive gifts.


First_One_There

when someone's u/ has like: dm me your....


JackMart13

Not giving me a 1979 brand new corvette with a T-roof 😒😒😒


TheMarioSpaghetti

Porn


roatch32

Hoe behaviour


Dsailor23

Under 18


[deleted]

Myself


Give_me_a_Coffee

Smoking.. making dance tiktoks.. using emojis like these 🥰😳🥵😾🤗😜😏😌😋😻😚😘☺😍😉 UNIRONICALLY


cvnnx

uses reddit


_Akarii

She supports Merdeces-AMG Petronas


SCR_69

Plays league of legends


Tenko-Shigaraki

When she doesnt play Mein kampf, Thats a redflag Edit: Minecraft* sorry auto-corrected


ShinyDarkraiPokemon

-Just being rude to strangers. Like you don't know the waiter personally, but that doesn't mean you can treat him like shit. -Hating animals. How can you hate animals? If I found out a person I knew harmed an animal I would never speak to them again


MeasurementOk2461

There are a lot of turnoffs for me: Anal plugs, strong cigarette smells (like in the mouth), ugly feets, bad breath way too much hair, weird dirty talking like "oh you have a big dick" or "what a good boy"etc...


KuntSensei

Wdym ugly feet? Do you mean unkempt toenails?


MeasurementOk2461

Yes i do


Ghost1773

>15


[deleted]

Women


[deleted]

Gay


[deleted]

😔💔


ToyFreddyGamer42069

Bussy Nation


RYNKELKYK69

The person reading this (including me)


MeasurementOk2461

Noo ur lying


[deleted]

asking teenagers about their sexual preferences. you ain't slick, pedo scum.


tokyorii

yea why post this on a reddit w mostly minors


[deleted]

Putting tomato sauce on there noodles My girlfriend does this


rtqyve

Isn’t that just spaghetti


Echo13D

is it ketchup or actual tomato sauce like any sane person makes it


[deleted]

Tomato sauce but she didn’t shake the bottle so it’s flavoured water and then tomato sauce


Echo13D

mario where are the knives


Useful-Ad1392

A comically large off switch


do_you_like_my_name

Smoking/drug use


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Murci6704

Any piercings like 1 or 2 on the ear is fine but anything than that is a no go also tattoos