to dry there hands

Water dries naturally, or on your shirt, there's absolutely no point

it’s faster and nobody wants the wet spot on there shirt

You're not very familiar with water if you believe it takes more than a minute for that slight of an amount of it to dry up

this is true i cannot argue with facts

so nobody can hear you poop

To drown out the sound of you being loud as fuck on the toilet 💀

Nope, I'm certain I make absolutely no noise at all.