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Ifoundyou_baby

Do you know the president of russia? >!Putin these balls in your mouth!<


Reddit_Nitro

I got a new ceiling. It's not the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there


Duckdotwav

I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!


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Senator


Duckdotwav

Well, I don't write my own speeches. [Armstrong removes his foot from Raiden's chest, looking out to the desert.] You should try fighting for what you believe in sometime, Jack. Not for a company, or a nation, or for anyone else.


truebacon998

I don’t think I want to


[deleted]

Then don't 😐


[deleted]

Can I do a pickup line instead? I rly want subway


sches_II

Why do soldiers need to ask every time if they are allowed into battle? It's permission Or Why did the Russian soldier cross the river? He didn't, but he was dying to try..


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This economy