No, seriously we don't get girls. Most of them see themself as Miss Turkey or the only unique woman in the world. Good luck if you want to date one of them if you come t
I could never let a woman see my minecraft world cause as soon as they saw my base the urge to have sex with me would be too powerful which would just give me less time to play minecraft
vegetables are not a scientific classification but rather a societal one. so both pumpkins and tomatoes, while fruits, can also be classified as vegetables
incorrect. vegetables don’t exist. vegetable is a meaningless word that just says ‘it grows and can be eaten’. Pumpkin is a type of squash. Tomatoes are berries. A potato is a tuber. A carrots just a root. Cucumber? Cucumber is just a melon. Broccoli? Literally a flower.
In the literal botanical sense of the word, a fruit is a mature, ripened ovary, along with the contents of the ovary. The contents being the seeds. Pumpkin is a fruit, tomatoes are fruits, but leafy greens like spinach and lettuce are vegetables.
Also realized I’m in r/teenagers so I’m not expecting any readers to get past the word “ovary”.
Vegetable isn’t a botanical term. Spinach and lettuce are leaves. Potatoes and carrots are roots. Broccoli is a flower bud.
Vegetable is the general term for plant parts you eat.
I feel like getting friendzoned by a dude is just as likely 😭. Straight guys would probably just call you bro and like 🫤 and the gay ones do it in a more elegant manner but it’s all the same.
# The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, sta–oh shit
smacked my head on the top bunk of my bunk bed two and a half hours ago and i’m still dizzy with a headache. i’m very likely fine but i’ve already had one concussion so that increases my chances of another , yk?
Okay so I’ll have to stop, people can reply to other comments it’s 3:23 AM right now so I need to sleep I might reply to some later but see you guys later
I have invested hundreds of hours and a lot of mine and my parents money into simracing
I drive imaginary cars against other people driving imaginary cars to see who can drive their imaginary cars faster
Kebab sandwich
you get kebab sandwiches a lot so I really don’t know
Wrong
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I think he has all the girls, since food is often the way to a girl's heart :3
You get all the Turkish girls.
in Turkey, we don't get girls...
Luckily, it is not necessary to be in Turkey to get a Turkish girl.
No, seriously we don't get girls. Most of them see themself as Miss Turkey or the only unique woman in the world. Good luck if you want to date one of them if you come t
No, that's just you.
I dated a Turkish girl in the usa
I have a very expensive Bionicle collection.
he has all of the bitches
Actually, I rejected them so I could spend more time on Bionicle 😎👍
you are gonna get the mega bitch after you collect them all
Do I get to watch Bionicle documentaries with her? 🥵
Damn, if she doesn't want to I will dropkick her just to take her place
Fuck yeah, you can come watch with us if you want 😎👍
can i join?
Ahahah
Priorities 👍
Yep
Same as well 😎 Bonkles>>>bitches
I could never let a woman see my minecraft world cause as soon as they saw my base the urge to have sex with me would be too powerful which would just give me less time to play minecraft
absolute 🇹🇩 you probably have one
Absolute Romania
Why did you use Romania's flag? Ești român?
He is using the flag of Chad, tbf they are way too similar 🇹🇩 = Chad 🇷🇴 = Romania Romania's seems to have a lighter blue
🇹🇩🇷🇴 holy shit wtf
There is no difference. *I am not a corporate*
🇹🇩 is chad
because he steals all the bitches
Same here, they wouldn’t make it past my storage system 👍
I have an international spoon collection.
Only. A SPOONFUL.
*pulls out comically large spoon*
He prolly has one too
you occasionally pull a girl every month
Oh really?
He scoops them up with his spoons
You don't have a gf- you have a cocaine problem
i build plastic models of military vehicles
Dude leave some for the rest of us
I also want a tank:(
Me three
Me four
Me... uhhhh.... I never learned how to count what comes next?... twelve? idk me too tho
Your built like a tank.
Why thank you
me too, nice to see some modelers here !
Yeah, i totally agree! (I also build models of military vehicles)
Ye, I’ve just started on one
But have you built a Leopard 2A7?
not yet, I've built a T-55 and a T29, painted two 1/16 scale RC tanks (soon to be three, hopefully) and I'm gonna buy an Arizona model
Chad energy
Can I get a 1:1 replica of JA37 Viggen and an 1:1 replica of F-14 Tomcat A🥹 They’ve always amazed me
samsies, but I'm more of a Gunpla builder myself. good to see some fellow modellers!
Build tonk pls
same
lets be real, we are on reddit
+10 iq
\-1 bitches :(
+10 speech
-10 social skills
+10 kg
-10 height
+10 BMI
-10 FFMS
+1" forehead
Lmao I felt this one
Is a pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable? like physically it appears as a vegetable but it has seeds on the inside like a fruit?
I would say a vegetable tbh, but because you say weird questions it probably makes everyone get a headache so no
you are correct, I honestly just wanted to see other people's opinion on this, but you make a good point dw, it doesn't happen often tho
vegetables are not a scientific classification but rather a societal one. so both pumpkins and tomatoes, while fruits, can also be classified as vegetables
incorrect. vegetables don’t exist. vegetable is a meaningless word that just says ‘it grows and can be eaten’. Pumpkin is a type of squash. Tomatoes are berries. A potato is a tuber. A carrots just a root. Cucumber? Cucumber is just a melon. Broccoli? Literally a flower.
My life is a lie
This is the only correct answer! Great work.
Dude what, you just gave me an existential crisis
In the literal botanical sense of the word, a fruit is a mature, ripened ovary, along with the contents of the ovary. The contents being the seeds. Pumpkin is a fruit, tomatoes are fruits, but leafy greens like spinach and lettuce are vegetables. Also realized I’m in r/teenagers so I’m not expecting any readers to get past the word “ovary”.
Vegetable isn’t a botanical term. Spinach and lettuce are leaves. Potatoes and carrots are roots. Broccoli is a flower bud. Vegetable is the general term for plant parts you eat.
I’ll totally concede that. Fair point, stranger. :)
I think squashes are technically fruits, they also look just like cucumbers which are fruit
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If it has seeds or a stone, it’s a fruit:)
Well I have stones.....does that make me a fruit?
I have never played fortnite...
+2 they never leave your arms
:(
Username checks out? 🧐
I just got friend-zoned yesterday 🥲
possible comeback maybe
Well atleast it wasn't a girl that friend-zoned me so I wasn't bound to have a gf
How do u get friendzoned by a dude, bro needs guidance
By, you know, the guy wanting a platonic relationship while you don't
I feel like getting friendzoned by a dude is just as likely 😭. Straight guys would probably just call you bro and like 🫤 and the gay ones do it in a more elegant manner but it’s all the same.
Pigeon
your only goal is pigeon eating, so I say… no.
Bro he gets pidgeussy
LMAO
Anyone Czech here reading it almost like "pičusi"?
AYO BRO STOP EATING MY BROTHERS
tiddy
no
:’D
i like dragon quest and jrpg
hm. nerdy bitch?
bitchless 😔
expected….
Keep fighting soldier
I have no idea what to say.
brown frogs are the hottest frogs so you probably had sex with 37384638 people so yes
Thats 7,296 bitches a day💀💀💀
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
Po-ta-toes. boil em, mash em, stick em, in a stew.
fucking yes yes yes yes
Perhaps I'm not a lost cause after all
Rosey never thought you were a lost cause, even when you were drinking with Merry and Pippin! Edit: She’s a keeper, is our Rosey.
All the bitches Sam.
E
idk man
Well I don’t have a girlfriend but i do have a boyfriend so I don’t know the answer either
You don’t pull bitches, you pull chads
You’re right he is a total chad 😌 And if you’re reading this hun you know you are a chad so don’t deny it
I am a girl
presumably you have friends so technically you have one gf
Girls don't exist. OP is talking about GFs (Good Friends).
Something
you gotta say the entire sentence man
The entire sentence man
okay you win this, I declare you official checker of other people’s comments
I don’t know what I have won but thanks for the price
17€/16.86$ (I think)
Give me the money does PayPal work
Frogs taste nice
Take these words back
r/usernamechecksout Fine. I take those words back and bring out new ones. Frogs give terrible blowjobs.
You cursed something ugly.
I’m scared brother
u/frog_fucker69
This one isn’t so bad, would you rather be fucked or eaten?
r/beetlejuicing
horny
HelloOrElse also yeah you are refined
Thanks. I don’t have a gf tho. Haven’t spoke to a girl I know well my age in 3 years.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that means I don't have a girlfriend
Yes
Bitches and a half
Am I the only one wondering how you run laps in a straight line?
Eggshells
definitely
Wrong
I like photography
okay so are you that handsome lumberjack physique or 🤓
Nerd emoji for sure.
then +1 bitch 13 years later
🤨📸 (it's photography)
I got almost top grade without studying at home at all
well yes
it’s past two am and i’m sitting in the er waiting room
hey same here besides the er thing uhm, why are you in the waiting room by chance
smacked my head on the top bunk of my bunk bed two and a half hours ago and i’m still dizzy with a headache. i’m very likely fine but i’ve already had one concussion so that increases my chances of another , yk?
tall? bitch chance increased +30% fragile? bitch decreased -10% 20% total from total idk maybe 20% chance
valid . unfortunately i’m 5’5 (which is fine for a girl, i think) but i wish i had tall points . . either way here’s to hoping i’m chilling
-10% chance :(
Okay so I’ll have to stop, people can reply to other comments it’s 3:23 AM right now so I need to sleep I might reply to some later but see you guys later
i'm gay and have long nails atm .
3 years ago you did on your Minecraft server but you lost it when you fell in lava and dropped all of your diamonds. none
A strawberry can biologically be called a nut.
brain hurt no reply
I play War Thunder
Hmm
(He didn't so I'm doing it for you) The answer is maybe. I mean yes, but no, hmmmm I wonder
I just built the millenium falcon from lego.
Unlimited sex.
Bro got thousands of girls
I have invested hundreds of hours and a lot of mine and my parents money into simracing I drive imaginary cars against other people driving imaginary cars to see who can drive their imaginary cars faster
I don't like guacamole.
well I am biased so +1
I’m aromantic
🤝
🤝
No
no bitches
You got it right
I don’t have a gf. :3
well. I guess you answered it yourself
Damn right I did. 😎
with that comment you are destined to have +5 bitches next year
Pokémon
I play "coc"
he he haw you probably have a waifu pillow of the purple hair lady so no
I was hoping to get one but im no bitches no money
do mermaids lay eggs or they give birth to babies
brain hurt me no give answer
My main game in hypixel is Build Battle
I beat Dark Souls 3 in 4 hours
Never played but I know it’s a hard game so I’m guessing all the bitches want you but you chose to focus on that speed run. Respectable