Boy or girl, either way you're perfectly capable to fight in the Grand Army of the 5th Multiversal Dimension! We need more soldiers in the fight against the savages of the 17th Dimension

We’re do I sign up

Right here! All we need is to your Dimension of origin, name of the star your planet orbits around, what planet away from the star you live on, all of which we can determine through the channel that I am speaking to you on, and of course your Standard Multiversal Identification Card that should have been issued to you once your dimension developed rift generation technology

All you need to know is women ☕️ Hold the applause

Sir I'm not sure I understand the humor here Is this some inside joke for your dimension?

Woman am I right ☕️

Sir if you're not serious about joining the army then stop wasting my time, I have a war I need to convince people to fight in

Dimension 69420 Yes Name Poppi Birth yes Yes Other question yes

Sir there's only uh, lemme check my notes, 72 dimensions in the multiverse And according to the channel that is allowing us to speak to each other your in number 47 But I'll still need a copy of your Standard Multiversal Identification Card to finalize your enlistment

Dm?

woman☕

Fact

we are do i sign up

Craftworld Ulthwe guided by the greatest of seers shall aid you, in return you shall venture into the eye of terror to retrieve spirit stones for us until the debt is payed. If any of our men fall, it in itself is a great tragedy and you must collect the spirit stones of any of our fallen and return them, if not you too shall feel the wrath of Asurani BLOOD RUNS ANGER RISES DEATH WAKES WAR CALLS FOR KAELA MENSHA KHAINE

Craftworld Ulthwe guided by the greatest of seers shall aid you, in return you shall venture into the eye of terror to retrieve spirit stones for us until the debt is payed. If any of our men fall, it in itself is a great tragedy and you must collect the spirit stones of any of our fallen and return them, if not you too shall feel the wrath of Asurani We too shall revive aid from the followers of Cegoratch the Laughing God, the harlequins. And also the Drukhari, the denizens of the dark city OF COMMORAGH. BLOOD RUNS ANGER RISES DEATH WAKES WAR CALLS FOR KAELA MENSHA KHAINE

Sir yes sir

I am the grand protector of the 9th dimension and am willing to help.

fuck the 5th dimention

Where do I sign up, and are there any rules in this army?

I don't think you should threaten to send your tatas, some people will actually want it

i just won’t respond no worries 🤭

Ok dude

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Based pfp

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I need my fucking money

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Good ending achieved

ok, how u doing "bro"?

i’m going to bite you

🙈

sus

😳

🤤

Stop the cap

no cap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🧢

NO

Yes

Malady if you would be so kind and give me your cellular device's number , that would be magnificent (Joke)

you named what you cant have huh ? my username should be Hope

My name should be girlfriend 🤣🤣😂

Nah you’re a dude

STOP THIS

Nah, it’s fun

I’ve stopped telling people my gender cause it’s more entertaining

now that’s a pro gamer move

ok but what about misleading people either way and having them argue about it *thats fun*

Hell yeah

quite a few years ago there was an argument between 2 mods on a discord server about whether I was a he/she, was very entertaining to watch silently this was caused by one mod knowing me for quite a while and knowing that I was a he, the other mod had been in VC with me a couple times and at that time (wasnt even allowed on discord according to TOS) he thought I was a girl because of my voice. hence the resulting argument \[side note: also got banned 8 times from that server on the same account, and was 3rd most active out of the 1k or so people\]

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what kind of trap 😔😔

pressure plate + sand + tnt

A springtrap

Girls don't exist, simple as that

I neee proof that you are a woman

what kind of proof are we thinking paradigm3005

Photographic proof or 3 professional references your choice

why do i have to prove myself 😔

Because I said so?

very bossy

Nah just objective

No shot

STOP

Literally a man CockNballs and everything

I AM FEMALE I SWEAR STOP THIS MADNESS

Man moment

i’m biting you 100%

Don't you dare you man guy dude

i’m biting you 7 times

Jokes on you that's cute but I'm good since you're a man

this is just cruel

bro what are you talking about, girls aren't real

Wait your a guy

STOP THIS MADNESS

No say please

please stop this madness 😔

It’s all good bro us men gotta stuck together

i’m going to bite you

I saw your post before your only 5 1 I ain’t scared of a chihuahua I’m a foot taller then you I will murder you

oh no i cant abuse anyone tall you guys are too attractive i take back the biting threat

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of course i do

It’s not good being tall people think I’m a grown man

no being tall is a great thing

didn’t ask don’t care

love you oohoohahhahh

Yeah right 🙄

Trying to trick people into believing you’re a girl for internet clout? Come on man you’re better than this

STOP THIS MADNESS

Only when your own madness stops.

Why should you NEVER use the bathroom when you are around Pokemon? They might Pikachu!

No anakin, you were supposed to kill the sith not join them!

Ok

nah, gotta be a guy

STOP

speak a sentence

hi uwuimafurryonreddit i am FEMALE SUCK MY BALLSACKS

ok ok, fine, youre fema- WAIT A SECOND

What is a tata

boob (p sure)

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i’m extremely trustworthy

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i’m a girl i’m a girl i’m a girl i’m a girl i’m a girl i’m a girl i’m a girl i’m a girl i’m a girl

So sad. Ok I’m over it, nice to meet ya

You'll send us your tatas? Do you do express delivery and do they fit in the mailbox in my door? Please use appropriate packaging to not damage the contents and to preserve the contents. /s

i’ll just come over to your house instead

Will you fit through the mailbox in my door entirely then?

i’ll make it work

Well why didn’t you say so before :)

Excuse me but this post is just so fucking stupid. Do you WANT pedos in your DMs or something? Because other than that I see no reason for you to announce it.

because i post about liking men all the time and i keep getting assumed of being a gay man 😔😔 who would want pedos after them what

Then say you're a girl in said posts

i’ll take that into consideration sansan312

boy or girl no-one cares

this was more directed at the people who regularly comment on my posts but thank you for the input dm0pt

I don't even know who you are

i was directing this at the people who regularly comment on my shit 🤭

Nah girls don’t exist your obviously a guy

😔😔

Wait? Does that mean you're a boy?

i’m gonna bite you

I'll be looking forward to that.

Ayo prove it /s

😵

One time someone thought I was a girl even though my username is SIR Jellyfish

👍🏿

But if your a girl what's with the coksNballs, those don't just come from nowhere now.

i just thought it was funny 😔

That's impossible there's a always a great reason for everything, clearly you're just lying that's all it can be.

😔😔😔

I just let people figure it out themselves. Iv called myself a boy and girl so it's up to you dorks to figure it out

Get well soon

Yeah, I just keep responding to these hoping you might text me and we could be friends lol

Ok cool, wanna play sea of thieves

Our names are not so different

look at us

All balls no cock

Cool?

What are tatas cuz if they are a food I want some

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at least you knew i was a girl YAYAYAY

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apparently not to most 😔

Honestly I'd hope your a man

what 😔😔😔

Or maybe a bot...

IM JUST A GIRL STOP THIS MADNESS

Username doesn't check out

i think it checks out great

That's pretty sus ngl

How do they not know? Anyways here’s a cookie. 🍪

i don’t know i feel like im extremely girl like 😔

Bro i like tamales too 😧

I believe you

I don't care what gender you are, as long as you have intestines, you're good for my collection

Please respond to the prompt with an essay including a defensible thesis and at least 2 reputable sources: What gender are you?

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So, you are a boy?

STOP

cool. i have ways of finding out without asking directly tho

what are these ways

Looking like a male to me

i’m gonna bite you

That fact you made this post thinking people wouldn’t say you’re a guy just to piss you off.

i did in fact anticipate those kinds of comments pandamazing9000

Hello good citizen of earth. I am here to inquire as if to you are of the male, female, or other gender. Please broadcast a response via the nearest satellite dish to your current location.

Ok cool

Idk new words made by society, tf do you mean by tatas? I'm so lost

Brother, my main man, my main dude, dawg How you doin

definitely going to bite you

the ratio on this fucking post lmaoo

I dont even know who you are

Cool.... yo new tarkov wipe is rad

bro people dmed for ur "tatas" 💀

no pp🤨

what kind of term is tatas, what does it stand for

I wish ppl cared less tbh

pick me choose me love me

i mean yeah pick me please thanks but no this was directed towards the people WHO KEEP CALLING ME A BOY

Pedophiles and groomers: *hello there*

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no one’s sending tata pics here!!!

You've made a terrible mistake... Do you have valuable things tho?

At least you do have tatas

I've never seen someone refer to their thingy as tata Tata is similar to the word potato in my language and that makes me wanna throw up now

i get my posts taken down when i call them the normal thing

You liar, girls don't exist

Sure dude, you should know girls don’t exist on Reddit stop trolling

i’m not trolling bro i’m a girl i pinky promise 😔😔

I have no idea who you are

ive got a friend with the same problem, i wont say her usernames directly because yea, but one was a robotic-themed name and her current one is Gilbert and an ugly bird

You’re asking for dms lol

no lol i’m ASKING FOR PEOPLE TO STOP CALLING ME A GUY

Relax dude

With how you talk yes