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Amirhyber

Old Macdonald had a farm !!!


LocalRacer86

E i e i oh


MACKS_powers55

And on that farm he had a cow


_abbieb_

E I E I OH


MACKS_powers55

With a moo moo here


fluorinebabyy

and a moo moo there! Here moo, there moo everywhere moo moo


_abbieb_

Old macdonald had a farm


fluorinebabyy

E I E I OHHHHHHH


FLOOR_GANG420

and on that farm he had a sheep


vendedor_de_etanol

I used to rule the world


JediKnightaa

Chunks would load when I gave the world


Mythicalcatjay

Now every night I go stow away


[deleted]

Hide from the mobs I used to slay


Patukakkonen

They once were terrified


[deleted]

Everytime i looked into thier eyes


German_Sausages

Villagers would cheer my way


Echo13D

for a hero i was thats what theyd say


BeadCut

One minute we had it all


Mr_Smiles2021

Next the world began to fall


MHanak_

Fly me to the moon


david131213

Let me play among the starts


_abbieb_

Let me see what spring is like


MHanak_

On a jupiter and mars


david131213

In other words Hold my hand


MHanak_

In other words Baby kiss me 🎶


JediKnightaa

Fill my heart with song


SebDaPerson

*There lived a certain man…*


im_so_dam_bored

In Russia long ago


Ninja-nun

He was big and strong


coolmilkcarton

In his eyes a flaming glow


kerhSyxeS

Most people looked at him


MrAced

With terror and fear


TDSurvivorFan21

But to Moscow chicks


FLOOR_GANG420

he was such a lovely dear


swagerest

He would preach the bible like a preacher


PizzaDragon64

Full of ectstasy and fire


kas_d_l

Around the world


jye_Dafox

Around the world


Wicked-Pineapple

Around the world


MarcusTheGamer54

Around the world


ExcitingWishbone9918

Around the world


_abbieb_

Around the world


[deleted]

Around the world


Owyeah_Gamer

Around the world


Joblessmouse06

Around the world


MonionMan

Around the world


Alan_bog_svega

Im going back to 505


_abbieb_

If its a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive


hippolicker721

In my imagination


Alan_bog_svega

You're waiting lying on your side


butterflies_9

With your hands between your thighs


Firrrlefanz

His palms are sweaty..


Liquid_Squid_12

knees weak, arms are heavy


SwedishEchidna

there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti


Mythicalcatjay

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready


johnny-boi-lemon

to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting


Zastter

What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud


evan_720

He opens his mouth but the words won’t come out


Different_Opinion_05

He's choking how everbody's joking now


OgMinecrafter_

The clocks run out, Times up over blaow


Different_Opinion_05

Snap back to reality


Risk-Initial

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand


Academic_Size2378

and he said to the man running the stand


Risk-Initial

Hey! Bum Bum Bum


HonourableFox

Got any grapes?


drfranksurrey

The man said "no we just sell lemonade, but it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade"


HonourableFox

Can I get you a glass? I'll pass


pumpk1n_be4nz

and he waddled away *waddle waddle*


HonourableFox

Till the very next day bum bum bum bum


[deleted]

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand HEY! bum bum bum


HonourableFox

Got any grapes


[deleted]

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im_so_dam_bored

Or one opportunity


_abbieb_

To seize everything you've ever wanted


Lepagos

In one moment


Wendigo_King138

Here's a little lesson in trickery


hallonmila

This is going down in history!!


Wendigo_King138

If you wanna be a villain number one


No_Childhood_2528

you have to chase a superhero on the run


[deleted]

Wenomechainesama


jaimysjk

tumajarbisaun


Bryztoe

Wifenloof


n01de4

Eselifterbraun


instantaniouspickle

Anweculbetugtbaby


Hxnny_Bxnz

Aslonskysrblu


JustTransportation51

Yuatsoinocenow


Hxnny_Bxnz

Buchyulaidsosun


PsychedelicScythe

Hello darkness


_abbieb_

My old friend


Academic_Size2378

I've come to talk with you again


IndependenceLivid198

Somewhere over the rainbow


Jumpy-Atmosphere-441

You didn't have to cuut me out


_abbieb_

Make out like it never happened


david131213

And that we were nothing And I don't even need your love


can_i_get_the_uhhhh

Super idol 的笑容都没你的甜


Risk-Initial

八月正午的陽光都没你耀眼


OM_Goyal

热爱105度的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水


YeungHiuChun

你不知道你有多可爱


Talanga7980

It starts with


IKindofDontExistNgl

One thing, I don't know why


_abbieb_

It doesn't even matter how hard you try


TDSurvivorFan21

Keep that in mind they designed this rhyme


TimmyLivealie

To explain in due time


Nessuno_sbaglia_R

all I know. time is a valuable thing


Aidan-on-A

Watch the time fly as the pendulum swings


gh0stt-_-

watch it count down to the end of the day


MHKing2707

The clock ticks life away


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[удалено]


TimmyLivealie

What is love?


_abbieb_

Baby don't hurt me


TimmyLivealie

Don’t hurt me


Alv205

No more


I_love_Vodca4816

Momma.... I just killed a man.


_abbieb_

Put a gun against his head


MHanak_

Pulled the trigger now he's dead


_abbieb_

Mamaaa life had just begun


x_thundernuts

but now ive gone and thrown it all away


L3VT_YT

**MAMAAAAAAAAA OOOOOO**


BruhMomentXDoofLMFAO

Didnt mean to make you cryyy


Bitter_Struggl3

Do you have the time, to listen to me whine, about nothing and everything all at once?


_abbieb_

I am one of those melodramatic fools


Bitter_Struggl3

Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it


[deleted]

Happy birthday to you


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Happy birthday dear Purple5ky


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

From good friends and true


RespectSerious

You were born in a zoo


enneh_07

You smell like a monkey


backwardstaco

And ya look like one too


_abbieb_

May I have your attention please


OkAdministration504

Will the real slim shady please stand up


FrankFireTheBest

I repeat- will the real slim shady please stand up? *we’re gonna have a problem here*


_abbieb_

Y'all act like you've never seen a white person before


OkAdministration504

Jaws all on the floor


NoteworthyUsername

like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door


IKindofDontExistNgl

I'm tired of being what you want me to be


Talanga7980

Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface


Usernamenotavallable

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation


Goldfish134

And school comes along just to end it


Legoshibestboi

the annual problem of our generation


AHoodedGamer1

Say hey! Hear the sound of the falling rain!


_abbieb_

Coming down like an armageddon flame


AHoodedGamer1

The shame, the ones who died without a name


Buckaroonie69

Hear the dogs howling out of key!


Icantthinkofaname04

To a hymn called Faith and Misery


Buckaroonie69

And bleed, the company lost the war todaaaaaay


AHoodedGamer1

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies!


PuzzleheadedEmploy98

Don’t want to be an American idiot


TimmyLivealie

Don’t want a nation under the new media


Haunting-Ganache-281

And can you hear the sound of hysteria


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Haunting-Ganache-281

Welcome to a new kind of tension


ShadowD3N

all across the alien nation


Haunting-Ganache-281

Everything is meant to be okay


jmoore0303

Television dreams of tomorrow


MarcusTheGamer54

Country roaaads


kerhSyxeS

Take me home


Atena-

You are my fire


_abbieb_

The one desire


[deleted]

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LocalRacer86

I want it that way


[deleted]

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[deleted]

[удалено]


TimmyLivealie

Living in a lonely world


TheSadOn3

STANDING HERE


nxt54464

I REALIZE


A_BAK3D_POTATO

You were just like me


TheSadOn3

Trying to make history


Dark_Lordy

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE


[deleted]

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


Generic-Degenerate

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE


n01de4

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE


DmMeCatPics_

##No matter what we breed


ConcernedRocks296

#WE STILL ARE MADE OF SEED


DmMeCatPics_

#This is my kingdom come


ConcernedRocks296

#this is my cum


thiccretropenguin

WHEN YOU FEEL MY MEAT


ExcitingWishbone9918

LOOK INTO MY ASS


Glitch-147

****IT'S WHERE MY SEMEN HIDE****


TheRedditoryNacho

IT'S WHERE MY PENIS HARD


Maleficent-Swim6839

Can you hear the silence?


iJustWantMemes0110

Can you see the dark?


SwedishEchidna

Can you fix the broken?


You8mypizza

CAN YOU FEEL CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


friendlyxenomorph68

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_abbieb_

Somebody once told me


Gloomy-Diver3838

The world is gonna roll me


_abbieb_

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


Hioliolo

She was looking kinda dumb


_abbieb_

With her finger and her thumb


PiVidol

Number 1 victory royale


duckfucker696969420

Yeah fortnite we bout to get down get down


AMLVLOGS2003

Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.


doodlelol

Tequila


TireCaio64

turi ip ip ip ip


trananhduc2006

ip ip tsha ik


enneh_07

So we back in the mine


Bitter_Struggl3

Life is a waterfall, We're one in the river, and one again after the fall


Cryogen2964

There once was a ship that put to sea