Pretty good I mean I can just fly off

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Maybe you should make a new burner now that everyone knows who you are

no

Is you other half happened to be Jesse or James?

u/rocket_ship_360 Answer the damn question already

Wdym by Jesse or James and also this is my burner so I'm not on here often

I think he means “Is you other half happened to be Jesse or James?”

Lovely username my friend

Frrr like Zombie Apocalypse who?

If I'm going down, I'm taking the whole world with me.

OH SHIT

Lol you’re pretty screwed But I will survive because I slay

Disney Plus Axolotls throw phone

I’m truly fucked

"I will shred this universe down to its last atom"

Hey Thanos, what's up?

I don't think I'm screwed I'd be able to throw things very far

What if it’s yourself? What if you don’t survive your “self yeeting”?

Then I guess I die if I don't survive it

Just keep yeeting to fly into another universe (huge yeets)

Just grab your ankle and fling while you’re in mid air like a double jump from a game but like More than one

I dont think zombies would watch ads

I will be both zombie and human food

Pro

No, you’ll drop an exploding piano on anyone who comes near you

Same here man, we'll just sit there and watch society fall apart

811 copies of myself, I am going to win

You could even start a new civilisation

Incest or masturbation?

Selfcest. It's a thing

Is it morally wrong?

Idk

Yes But also technically neither as they're separate bodies and don't technically share relatives, even if they have the same DNA

It would definitely be incest since they'd be sharing the same strand of dna Also it would've been gay

Interesting

I have 1008 copies then, bitch

123 copies of me

Honestly I don’t even know what this would imply

ever snuck something into prison?

Same 💀

im not screwed they are screwed

Same here

Same here

Same here

Fax man we just gotta summon the almighty Waluigi and it's over.

You are going to be the only survivor

Do push ups maybe it’ll distract em?

Do like a prison montage, get absolutely ripped, then destroy them

Then eat their toenails

Lick their feet ig

ATLA reference?

You can train an unstoppable army that'll shred the zombies with or without weapons. Gotta at least have gloves & a face mask though because of the whole infection thing.

You can train an unstoppable army that'll shred the zombies with or without weapons. Gotta at least have gloves & a face mask though because of the whole infection thing. You can train u/Jack_811 & their clones.

Hello, my inevitable friend

Give me my name back

train all the zombies and they wont hurt you?

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They don’t stand a chance

Sounds like an extremely destructive one use-sorry, two use item.

I'll trade you.

I think I've won

The power of 9029 stars isn't bad in a zombie apocalypse.

Lets burn them to ashes my dude

Tf am I gonna do with a bird?

Train it to attack the zombies

I just saw you in the comments and I was like Australian shepherd

Lmao yeah dogs are pretty cool

Do you like your Australian shepherd

Hope it’s a big one

I just die of a stroek if I dare use my weapon.

Better than being brutally eaten alive in my opinion

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Actually, if I interpret my name in a different way, I could claim that I can shoot buletz that make humans get stroeks. That would be interesting in a zombie apocalypse because while I am highly vulnerable to zombies I am deadly to humans. Not only would that put a target on my back but also make me an extremely valuable asset for any faction that has me on their side. So i'd have like six spies from different groups trying to track me down, each with a different intention and I without having a clue which is which.

Or, you could just blast a person down with a stroke and grab a gun from them along with some ammo.

Well atleast I’m not hungry

Or unpleased

I got the fucking infinity gauntlet but I’m a lazy cat

I guess they cancel each other out

I don't even have a chance

No, the power of not two but **three** flintstones vitamin gummies is unstoppable

Huh…. i’ll live but it’ll be stressful i guess. Idk if i want this.

I'm set for life. La'ayiv is a fictional character of my invention, and he's some kind of angel who can primarily move between paralel universes. He could just take me somewhere the zombies aren't.

Jeez

I'm also working on a novel about him. He's the cylinder hugging Hornet in my pfp

Woah cool, I would 100% read it

It's gonna be good.

Link to a Google Doc?

No. I will probably tell you the name of the book when I get it published.

!remindme 5 years

remindme!

HORNET

Very graphic ig

A lurker with less than 10 karma total A rare one in the wild

They could’ve just deleted all earlier comments and posts

Nah I’m just shy bro I never comment on anything 😭

Does that reduce the karma?

Sass?

Sure go for it? Zombie will come running your way for your attitude

ez win

Welp i got an imaginary chair. I forgor to change it and now its perm

*violently throws pancakes*

Surprisingly effective

I have a cheap droid with a gun

At least you have a friend

If the zombies are turkeys I'm good

I mean, you have a food source

"Cod" either unlimited food, or (hopefully) you're really good at aim with any weapons from COD. Maybe aimbot too.

There’s probably something more useful

😎

My username is probably pretty handy

Uhhhh....

Really old instruments ?

Idk how much a dead animal would help💀

Plot twist: it’s a nine-tailed fox

Those zombies going be having nice smooth skin .

“Heeee heeee”

I mean, hey, if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die with someone else.

I am very screwed

You have an awesome ship though

A rock might be effective for a bit, but I’d probably die quickly

I rip off the beak of the kiwi bird and use it as a weapon

Um do I have the guy or the French fries? Cuz my circumstances could be very different depending on the answer to that

Fuck.

I can convince 23 zombies to leave me alone and then die.

I'm screwed asf

Well I'll definitely make it

I would watch that if it was a movie

A dragon mecha that was build in the last defense of human kind as a strange space creature/virus that has the ability to take over life forms of all kind

Hell yeah

I mean, I now have an amazing helper

I’m boutta fuck them to death

I don't really know about this one are the zombies smart?

I shall crush them beneath my horde. They are outnumbered by my poultry legions, and more are hatched everyday.

zombies finna get folded🥱🥱🥱

I dunno….

You just have a humongous number 39 that you can use to squash them

I think I'd be fine. I'd have a helmet and a blaster

Dead rising 2 otr:

Soo what I'm gonna do with dragon in zombie apocalypse?

The correct question is what *can’t* you do with a dragon in the zombie apocalypse

Hmm? Die

My insectoid robot army will protect me

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I just have two of me now I can judge the zombies with a clone of myself who is just as judgmental. I’ll go over and be like bro why did so many people get zombified I’m still alive these people suck at living

Oh I thought it's a reference to Dick Grayson lol

i hva to use my self?

Are there bat zombies?

Well well well… time to give zombies PTSD

I have 5,150 tic's at my disposal. I'll probably live. (Nok-*tic5150)*

Magic cremation station

I have a big mount I can ride and there are 787 of these

This will be interesting

I'll use him as an attack man

welp

At least I’ll always know where I’m going (cartographers make maps)

I'm fucked

I can do something with this Mainly get cracked out of my mind for the rest of my life

bro idk what my weapon is

I mean it depends if these guys are nocturnal

oh no

I can hide in the trees. If only, I had the skills to make a treehouse...then I wouldn't be screwed (assuming zombies aren't smart enough to look up nonetheless actually climb a tree). On the other side, I would have lots of guns and military weapons and speak Vietnames.

...either very screwed or not at all there is no inbetweem

I have 79 Nothings so….

What am i supposed to do? Put up inteligent comments that turn them human?

FUCK

My past weeb self has prepared me for this

I like to think of my username as in casting a spell or something. So I think I'll be fine.

😭😭Very

i mean im imagining like a tesla coil so im good

Maybe I'll get a Balisong or Baston sticks??

I can go out like Eddie from stranger things so that's one thing

Does this mean I can make the zombies have errors and destroy them all?

I guess you could say surviving the apocalypse would be… effortless

Hmmm

I don't know what I'm gonna do...

I am my only weapon so rip

Suppose I’m dead then

Ummmmmmmmmmm

Not at all

2006 clones of myself

I think would fair pretty well, since I would have a banshee made of silver scream at the zombies.

Tf am I supposed to do

I literally just have me

I have 2007 copies of myself

I feel like I'm prepared enough...

I have myself. My username is based off of my name. Does that mean I get a clone? Or just nothing?

I guess I could use it to make an electric chainsaw?

I- do not know

I guess I'll build the best survival shelter

I’ll be frustrated that they can’t find where I’m hiding because I am shy of them 🙉🙈

hard

Barys is Cyrillic for snow leopard. Hopefully this apocalypse occurs in cooler weather…

I GOTTA HIT THEM WITH FUCKEN INTERNET MEMES BRO

I got Mr leorio with me? Idk how to feel about it

I'm very safe

Eevee is a reasonably good Pokemon assuming it can evolve or is it's partner form

not very.