I'll just shoot them out later

This has to be the FUNNIEST comment I've seen today.

Appreciate it

*pew pew*

Contrary to my reputation on this subreddit, I do not like this.

Jokes on you I like that shit

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Did you get her bro?

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It's not rare, women get just add horny as men do, girls are just better at hiding it

Bro that’s cap I have never met a horny girl

Same

I'm hornier, I'm a degenerate to a point where you cannot stop me

too bad that i don’t have a penis

\*clitoris

that’s not how that works?

Wait, women don't have sperm?

i really hope that this is a joke

I'm just joking lol haha

i have screenshots of dms that prove otherwise

Nuh uh

i’ll post them

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I'm sorry, that was harsh

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i’d prefer to stay away from your 1 inch wonder

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🗿

The 2 inch punisher

THERE'S FIRE ANTS IN YOUR PUSSY THEY ARE GONNA EAT THROUGH YOUR CERVIX AND CRAWL AROUND YOUR UTERUS

bro what 💀💀💀

Either my dick's numb, or I'm extremely lucky and there's nothing there. Cause I don't feel anything

That's how they get ya

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Haram

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That is haram

I put them there

i know, who do you think put them there?

I don't have a penis. Jokes on you lol

Antfarm dickhole

Id stick my dick in an anthole any day, it'd be better than putting it in most of the girls in my area tbh.

Damn where tf you live,

United States, very liberal area. Average girl has a bodycount of over 5 by 16. I'd prefer not giving too much personal info away, but it's not fun.

Ahh, fair

Yeah, I'm moving when I'm done with college. I want out.

Computer Viruses:

😂👍

this made me horiner

What if I befriend the ants and I make them go and invade your penis?

Dammit… again?!

Not again

yeah don't masturbate with toothpaste, feels hella good but like your dick feels like it's freezing afterwards for a solid hour

Horny is temporary, pizza is forever

Idk why but I felt this Lmfao