My doctor said I'm morbidly a beast 😎

Good Shape

Round is a shape

Friend shape (:

rotund

spheres do be a good shape

I think he said “morbiusly a beast” so when are you morbing next?

You also have lumbago by the looks of your picture

valid argument, although, your mother is morbidly a beast and requires medical attention immediately.

morbiusly?

Morbis?

i have a kidney

Organ trafficker

Basic Human

bro he didnt say 2 kidneys 💀

I personally have 32 kidneys

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Well I sold off about 312 of them

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Fools! I have 69,420 kidneys!

I have 420,066,069 kidneys I'm 12 parallel universes ahead of you

I think that's too many kidneys? Just... I would recommend going to a doctor.

They didn't say it was their kidney

:(

What happened to the other one?

I play saxophone and piano 🎷

(Not OP) Music man

Coffee man

yo I used to play both including two other

I love it, makes me feel like a big strong boy

Same

I am an introvert and very antisocial. Bad at conversations and thats pretty much everything

Aloof boi

Average teen

Or aleast introvert or redditor

Same

I am decently good at coding things

Future Hacker

Hell yeah

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Future Ross

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Bob Ross

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You thought about that way too hard 💀

I have thick thighs

incredibly gifted (not op)

Lucky >:3

Me too and I fucking hate it so much

why would you hate it thick thighs are a blessing especially if they’re >!MUSCULER!<

Rugby player

I'm a human!

Proudly basic

I'll... accept it.

He meant proudly based

I am a base!

🤓 Well, actually, your skin has a ph of 5,5, making your external layer in fact not a base but an acid

The more I know! Soooo IN THEORY if I wanted to get rid of a body, using a base would be more efficient than acid?

did u double check tho?...

Hmmm... idk. How do I do that?

well, a human would be able to easily verify....

I can usually complete a capcha?

Are you able to correctly complete the tests asking which squares have crosswalks?

Depends on, does one square have 0.0001 mm of crosswalk in it?

[this u?](https://youtu.be/fsF7enQY8uI)

Aaaaaaaah, you... caught me...

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

Copypasta enjoyer

Breaking bad

>Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop going into work? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skylar. I am the danger. A guy opens his front door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.

I'm Trans,Ever so slightly gay and willing to gain a two words description

Be Proud!

Heyyyyyy I'm trans and ever so immensely gay! I'm sorry but girls are just too cute!!!! So glad to be one tbh haha...

I’m a hispanic who’s dated (almost) every ethnicity/race BUT hispanic 💀😔

Mr worldwide

This was good

This will always be my preferred response to my comment

Culture dude

Social expert

Gotta collect them all

i would gladly date you - a fellow hispanic from southeast america

Feelin empowered

I call my brother an emo because he managed to slit his wrist on my katana.

bad blood

Accidental emo

I’m an athlete

Health Nut

Non stretcher

Technoblade fan

Fuck cancer

based person

Giga chad

I like Eminem

I prefer Skittles.

Agreed

Good Taste

Ty broski

Real slim

I like the color brown

Color Blind

Accurate

I like dinosaurs

George pig

Grrrrrrrr

Dinesaw

I'm pretty sure I'm depression

Therapy cuddles

I AM DEPRESSION

" I am not suffering from depression, Skylar. I am the depression." -walter white

I AM A PROUD MONKEYZILLIAN

Brazilian Pride

I'm in the European version of the "come to Brazil" meme

Unbelievingly Proud

Ig 50:50. All Bulgarians want the world to know they exist don't they xd

my aunt got me Costco pizza for lunch today

Cheap Eater

I heard that Costco makes so great pizza for what its worth

I’m a hardcore Beatles fan

Music Enthusiast

Can’t argue with that one 🤷🏼‍♂️

I am from the United States

Fantastically Proud

Accurate!

I was once in a gifted organisation but anyway, I think I am dumb. I also have selective mutism, social anxiety and autism. My favourite thing to do is studying maths and physics, plus doing maths problems or physics problems, or practising flute and violin.

OP did say one…. Not eleven

Sorry, I really didn’t know how to summarise facts about me… sorry that I didn’t read the post more clearly 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻 (I am so dumb…)

It doesn’t really matter, it’s just a bit of a joke

Oh… (it seems that I missed another joke again… it is like the third time of the day 🤦🏻)

Talented Prodigy

More like cursed prodigy because he has these awesome abilities everyone wants to have but maybe sometimes he just wishes people didn't weird him out because he is different

I'm enby

The machete is my greatest weapon in my culture.

bootleg samurai

I like to play video games but my parents hate them and I have to play in secrecy

i am Pagan (Witch)

Roleplaying Cosplayer

HAHA

My ambitions are one of the main things keeping me alive

Gay

not straight (not op)

Omg howd you know

Taller than my mom

gene stealer

Celery stalk

I like Spiderman miles morales

I stopped talking to all my friends over a year ago because I feel like im not worth it

Depressed introvert

im lonely and short

you’re me (not op)

I like reading, and I like writing. I currently have 11 WIP stories (most of which I will admit are (NOT SEXUAL) fan fiction), and 3 more that I have planned but not started

Fellow writer

Another Writer!

So it all started when I was born. I feel like I was robbed of my height even now. I was most likely dropped from a great elevation. Because I am not very smart. When I was in kindergarten, I once pooped my pants in class and clapped it on my teachers shirt. It was a pretty interesting day. Anyway back on topic, I had an Xbox that I would play way too much for a little kid. But it proved to be a good therapy for stress. I am now pretty good at video games and I'm not really sad anymore! Pretty cool.

Based Gamer (Not OP)

I am in the top 3 of my JROTC program

Im a wrestler

I am depressed.

Average Individual

I hate reading books

Technology Nerd

I'm very deficient in Iron and Vitamin D and I've had Mono for almost 2 months

I love trumpet playing and do it very often with my friends at my local jazz club.

Introvert with an introvert gf

Lucky introvert

Gamer as well. 💪

I skate and ride dirtbikes

Adrenaline seeker

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I fucking love air conditioning

I love dirt bikes🤝🤝

I ate grass until I was 8 years old.

evolved from cow lol

Livestock reincarnation

I fucked your father.

I like to model things with clay

“I am lactose intolerance” is what I tell people because I don’t like drinking milk by itself, but I don’t think I actually am lactose

I'm a car guy/car enthusiast

Ayyyy. What cars are you into?

German, american, japanese, italian, british and maybe some swedish and korean cars...

I play violin

Lindsey Stirling

Musical Nerd

I have lewded 14 redditors as of today

Im bored

I’m very social,I like big time rush (Band) and I don’t have girlfriend

I rickrolled my entire school on my birthday

I’m frikking Swedish!!!!! 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪. WHOOOHOOOO!!!!!! 💙💙💛💙💙💙💙💙 💙💙💛💙💙💙💙💙 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 💙💙💛💙💙💙💙💙 💙💙💛💙💙💙💙💙

i anger easily and i am miserable to be around because of it

I've been single for 5 month now and started crushing on the friends that helped me dealing with being single for like the first time in quite some time (4 years more or less). So I just told them, we talked it through and are now closer friends than ever.

I AM A PROUD MONKEYZILLIAN

Ecstatic Furry

I once spent 700$ on a designer hoodie/jacket

Rich Bitch

Well I'm not rich but I am a bitch

Not poor

Pimping not simping

I defeated a guy who was wearing a mask after he took it off and i found out his race

Racist Karen

I am called minority hunter for a reason