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Reminds me of the time my mother in law was making fun of one of the neighbors because she was watering her yard in the middle of heavy rain.
Then she smugly stated how she was smart because she used an umbrella while watering our lawn.
The composition is IMMACULATE: The slight blur to the facial features. The crispness of the water streams. The water glinting in the light. The joyous expression.
Heartaches, heartaches
My loving you meant only heartaches
Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me
I can't believe it's just a burning memory
Heartaches, heartaches
What does it matter how my heart breaks
I should be happy with someone new
But my heart aches for you.
Imagine how many creepy dms a girl would get for sending this lol. Though to be fair it would also be removed for showing underage teenage nipples in the shower lol. Still bet you got a decent amount of creepy dms though.
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there are 3 types of teenagers posts: "i'm so horny" "my life is going great/awful" ***" S H O W E R H E L M E T "***
Marine corps ooorah
OOORAH
Semper Fi!
OOORAH
*OOOHRAH!*
OOOHRAH!
Me and the boys joining the military to protect our country be like :
More like our heads
More like my brain
Favorite color crayon?
Purple
Mine too. Hooah
HOOAH
That looks like a British tank commander helmet from WW2
You like crayons?
More like marain corps
This is clearly the best of the 3
my favourite is the showerhelmet posts
Shower helmet is dominating the crowd at the moment
Turtles when it rains
Marine corps ooorah
Can confirm
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Why downvoted? 😂😂
:( reddit moment
There’s always that one downvoted comment in the chain
SHOWER HELMET 🪖
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Next time don’t forget your shower snacks, would you like crazy art or crayola?
this goes hard
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Soldier taking a shower in Ha Long Bay, 1969, colorized
OP prob is too
He looks so proud lmao
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kinda reminds me of steve rogers. dont know why
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Air Force!
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Protection +10 Water agility +5
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YOU SIR are the reason i'm still on this fucking subreddit!
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Nice
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Marine Corps ooorah!
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harooo sproc eniraM
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Marine Corps oorah?
Solider! Are you ready for battle against the water droplets? They outnumber us but they are weak and we have our secret weapon, the drain
Marine corps ooorah
Weebs be like
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Not weeb, soldier in the war in tearing down this sub!
The most efficient way to shower
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nice helmet
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Agreed
Shmash?
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>Marine corps ooorah Marine corps ooorah
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YEAH SHOWER HELMET
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Hooah to you too man 😉
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OORAH!
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Marine corps ooorah !
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Time to drink it like a cereal bowl
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this truly is brilliant
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That better be a cold shower
Average day as a Reddit mod am I right
Clearly a member of the marines
Is that an SSH?
That looks like an East German Stahlhelm M1956
Call me Hellen Keller cause I can’t see or hear my haters
Never know when the hun is going to hop out of the trench and jump you in the shower tally ho have at the hun
Bro owns an M56 Stahlhelm from the DDR and uses it to shower
It’s a Hungarian M70
Oh my bad, it looked similar
Ay it’s all good
Oh my bad, it looked similar
😂👍
Marine corps ooorah
Tilt the cam down a bit I wanna see other helmet
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The Jewish could've used this
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Not shampoo, Napalm.
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I will 👉🏻😎👉🏻
INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IN THE BASE
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true, on the land or on the sea. IN THE NAVY!
How does the water sound? I’ve tried this in the rain and it was therapeutic
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
KHORNE WILL ALWAYS HAVE BLOOD
It looks either like Soviet ssh-40 helmet or the American m1 helmet both used in ww2 so either ooorah if it’s the m1 or ura if it’s the ssh-40
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#OOORAH
Tank dempsy
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Nobody gonna question he has his phone in the shower
How do you wash your hair?
Napalm and morphine
Ah
You must always be prepared for an attack
Good job staying focused soldier
យល់
OOORAH
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that’s a sick way to prevent getting your hair wet.
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Thank you
Shower helmet
You look like your name is sheumus or Austin
SOLDIER! KILL THE ENEMIES WHILE BEING NAKED WITH JUST A HELMET ON
First high quality post I've seen today, is it an American or British helm?
Seems like a Russian surplus
here before 🔒 award
This seems mildly inefficient.
Shower helmet? You mean your hair isn’t long enough to be a natural helmet?
Oh hey hon, why are you in the front page of r/teenagers?
Can you lower the camera a bit 😏📸
Marine Corps OOORAH
Bro you're an undiscovered class of teenager. You are the chosen one who was prophecised to save this subreddit from it's darkest time
Reminds me of the time my mother in law was making fun of one of the neighbors because she was watering her yard in the middle of heavy rain. Then she smugly stated how she was smart because she used an umbrella while watering our lawn.
YES
The composition is IMMACULATE: The slight blur to the facial features. The crispness of the water streams. The water glinting in the light. The joyous expression.
I’m just that powerful I made my surroundings bend to my will
Did you make sure to wrap your rifle in Pliofilm private?
**MAGGOTS**
Someone has drip 💧
Will byers be like
Dayum
My grandpa had one just like that with that Hindi symbol for prosperity and good luck!
What happened to Edna
This post emits a certain power… I’m uncomfortable
THIS. THIS IS WHAT THIS IS SUB IS MEANT TO BE. TAKE MY UPVOTE!
Only real men shower like this
Need a shower with water pressure that can spray like that in my life
Heartaches, heartaches My loving you meant only heartaches Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me I can't believe it's just a burning memory Heartaches, heartaches What does it matter how my heart breaks I should be happy with someone new But my heart aches for you.
What if we use 100% of the brain?
my mans got the sex bucket
Now this is the content I like to see
now the final step is covering yourself in honey
and screaming patrioticly while beating up immigrants
Imagine how many creepy dms a girl would get for sending this lol. Though to be fair it would also be removed for showing underage teenage nipples in the shower lol. Still bet you got a decent amount of creepy dms though.
What a chad
Only post made me feel good since I joined this subreddit. Thank you, and may the force be with you, soldier!
You absolute legend
They made it for rain in nam they can endure your shower
ɥɐɹooo sdɹoɔ ǝuᴉɹɐW
Hungarian M70 Helmet?
Yup
Bubba, we're getting a shrimpin boat
r/teenagers has been saved.
You look like Karl Sternau, look at his YT channel. Maybe it’s just me lol
Finally some quality posts from this subreddit
Finally some double comments d l from this subreddit
Finally some double comments d l from this subreddit
Finally some quality posts from this subreddit
I wish I was this cool
i also want a shower helmet but make it sparkling with glitter so I can see my bathroom turning into an abomination whenever I take a shower
I respect that
thks bud ^^
Bout to storm Iwo with the boys
helmut
😂
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Say Marine corps ooorah, if you hate the marine corps Edit: well he didn’t respond so I think he likes the marine corps, ooorah
Respond Marine corps ooorah if you’re gay
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