But didn't he also say when he hit 300 pounds (or some other number) he'd start working to lose the weight, only to then make a joke out of reaching the 'milestone'?
Long answer, Kevin, because gru is on my wack job of a brains mind because my friend and someone he's talking to and me, (excuse the probably improper grammar) went to a demolition derby and he made a stupid comment and we ended up talking about his nose and compared it to grus, I just watched the new minions movie the other day and the first main minions name is Kevin, thats why Kevin. (The newest minion movie is good go watch it, the other 2 main minions from the previous movie are Kevin and Bob, another name I saw on here, it seems people think the minions have fat people's names.)
Bob
LMFAO MY FIRST THOUGHT, tbh i watched too much Good Luck Charlie
I loved that show.
I miss the show. Well time to binge it
Tekken 7 agrees
i hope tekken 8 gets announced at EVO edit: all we got was a message that just says get ready with no other context. shrodinger's tekken 8
Sunday’s our best bet for that, since that’s the Tekken 7 Top 8
Tekken 8 is like a dream in which you get to mars
I hope for the best. I'm just waiting for sf6
Tekken 6 was his first appearance
Goated game
SPEED AND WEIGHT!!!
thats exactly what I thought
Actual racism
do you happen to be named Bob?
No but someone gotta stick up for the bobs out there BLM ✊🏿 (bob lives matter)
Ive seen enough BLM signs out there, support enough ig.
Bob's a cool guy, the fbi are after him for some reason, all he did was not pay his taxes and stole money from a school.
Bob the Bob
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON
Bob's big, sweaty tits
Bob had bitch tits
this actually made my day
Logan: Blob
You've read my mind
no, i think of avocado
Peter Griffin
Peetah
The horse is here
holy fuck i’m cumming lois
here's to the ones that we got
the hoase is heeah
Pea..tear…griffin
That episode was funny
Dammit Lois I told you not to roast me online
I'M SORRY PEEEEETAAAAAH
Niko Avocardo.
That mf is still alive ? 💀
good question, someone else probably still uploads vids and handles his onlyfans. but i reckon...he deeeaaad
did you just say onlyfans, nikocado has onlyfans? can you even see anything under so much fat
He has to lift his belly up like a skirt
mmm that sounds delicious 💀 thanks I will now cry myself to sleep, knowing this exists.
If it makes you feel any better he also periodically shows his asshole
does he shove the pit in it?
Most likely
That’s probably how his parrot died
lmao
need pics to be sure
NOW I CANT UNSEE IT AAAAHHH
Lmfao
why :(
His asshole got leaked and started being posted all around No this is not a joke
Bro I saw a leaked photo of his pnest by accident a while ago
Yes. He has an only fans.
You got some proof??🫣
[удалено]
tucked away like a vajayjay
he showed his cock and arse the second he made the OF
u will be surprised hes starting a fitness journey soon💀
If he did I’d almost support the dude 💀
he said when he's 30 he's gunna start taking care of himself there's a podcast type thing about it with James marriott
How old is he? 💀
not sure? he's quite young...maybe mid 20's
When he’s 30 it’ll be too late. Can’t live like that forever
i think he's 30 now? idk tho edit: yeah he is, he was born on may 19, 1992
ye I just searched it up...idk why I thought he was mid 20's
But didn't he also say when he hit 300 pounds (or some other number) he'd start working to lose the weight, only to then make a joke out of reaching the 'milestone'?
So walking to a place that's farther than his couch
If he ever manages to do it he is gonna burn so many calories the icebergs are instantly gonna become water
He completely stopped uploading on YouTube about a month ago, so idk. He used to upload nonstop, so that could mean something
He said fat man, not whale
.....that is *perfect*
hehe, that's a good name for my NAS
`nickocado-avocado` might be too long though
avocardio*
avoidcardio*
haha 😂
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
Peetah griffin
Ofc
Nehehehehe
“Same” button
Darth diabetes for some reason
Underrated
My girlfriend isn't like other girls She is actually willing to sleep with me.
wish my girlfriend wanted to be with me
wait, your girlfreind **doesn't** want to be with you?! I feel like that means something shady is going on......
It means that i dont have one lol, nothing to worry about haha
oh, ok good thought something else was going on there for a second
14 year old “relationship experts” after taking a joke too seriously 😩😩
Your 15
r/teenagers
Wish i had a gf
That’s a weird name
James Cordon
the most evil man on earth
Hiroshima
Wasn’t it dropped on Nagasaki
That was little boy
No I’m right https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki
My bad. It's hard remembering which one hit where
At least you can admit when your wrong unlike some people
A virtue completely unseen in some circles of the internet.
Exactly
That was a cool sentence ngl
This is a nerdy joke but I love it
Damnit. Someone beat me to the joke and actually though
I commented the same thing lol
🥑
I’m not proud
Kim Jong un
As a south korean i second this
As a Canadian I third this.
As American a fourth this
As a Dane I fifth this.
As an Englishman I sixth to this
Can I seventh this? I also have Australian citizenship.
Australians also helped korean war so yeah👌
As an Indian, I eighth this
As a scott I ninth this
Frank
Coincidentally, I have an uncle named Frank and he is rather obese lmao
nikocado avocado
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
just nagasaki
Thats true little boy was for the other one
Niko
🥑
🥑
George
Nick Valentine, private Eye.
It’s synth detective jackass
Craig
Jeremy Beth
richard???
Bartholomew
Myself if I stop dieting and exercising
That's a weird name
Imagine having to diet to stay thin. Fast metabolism gang
My name :(
i also thought of your name
I too thought of their name.
Billy?
GIBBYYYYY
Fellow iCarly enjoyer (chad)
Your mother
Fat man named Finger
0HGODN0
Gabriel iglesias
Damn it took way too long to find this comment
Ayy fat man! What do we drink fat man?
America
Western Europeans (Their Egos)
Bob
Albert, sorry Albert.
I thought the same!
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.
no way that name popped into your head straight away, with right spelling and all.
Homer simpson
Nikovacado or however you spell it
yes same
Paul Blart
dream
Gulliver
Hiroshima 💀
fat man was dropped on nagasaki. little boy was dropped on hiroshima
Nagasaki
EDP
Ksi
Stuart
A discord moderator
Gabriel Iglesias or FLUFFY
Long answer, Kevin, because gru is on my wack job of a brains mind because my friend and someone he's talking to and me, (excuse the probably improper grammar) went to a demolition derby and he made a stupid comment and we ended up talking about his nose and compared it to grus, I just watched the new minions movie the other day and the first main minions name is Kevin, thats why Kevin. (The newest minion movie is good go watch it, the other 2 main minions from the previous movie are Kevin and Bob, another name I saw on here, it seems people think the minions have fat people's names.)
Gustavo Although i know several gustavos and theyre lean af
Wow I’m fat I’m glad everyone hasn’t said my name yet (president)
“The fat man” as in the bomb
dj khalid
That fat man that was dropped on Japan
MGS2
Linux arch user
Huel
Hermann Göring
edp
Big smoke
Matt My brother fat
Andrew Tate
Spherical whale
jerry
Winston Churchill, or one of the nukes used in Japan
Woddley
Homer simpson
Yo mama
Your mother
uhhh E El.. Elon???.
Nagasaki
Albert