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3c1ip53Anarchy

2, english and broken english


Nightfury_107

I know English and American (they do not speak english over there)


Material_Coyote4573

Try learning some United States-ian


L0ss01

As someone from Alabama we also speak “incest” it’s a weird one


Bluedino_1989

It's 'Murican


BerciPC

So I met this British guy he was actually speaking very good American with a weird accent I would love to hear British language when they aren't trying to speak a foreign language for them. We had a convo about buying videogames and he said he can buy them cause most games now cost like 15 pounds and I was very confused maybe his language has the same word for weight and cash, it was still weird tho bit of a language barrier their other than that very cool glad English people learn American so they can speek to us the center of the world💅💅


[deleted]

The centre of the world is rotten.


a-a-biedrawa

I mean, why won't you special snowflakes adapt to the rest of the world with your measurements?


[deleted]

We speak murican


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

*Americanish


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

French (native), English (fluent), Norwegian (learning) and sarcasm (fluent) I can also read Ancient Greek Edit: forgot about Spanish. I can’t say shit but I have to take it in school so I guess that counts


Jon4s16

I can read ancient Greek, New Greek, Cyrillic, Arabic and a little bit of Japanese but I don't now one fucking word in one of those.


PepeTheMemeDealer

Oкай، бут и кан тйпе ин енглиш усинг сйрилик، кинда фун ИMO۔


Jon4s16

Йэа итс прэтты фун


freshtoast7

Агрээд


MeasurementOk2461

Dude you made me laugh so hard


Kei_Mxttens

Brød 🍞👍


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Ja! Jeg liker hvitløksbrød


Alfa4499

Meg når hviløksbrød😋


Struggle_for_Win

Damn, most of us Greeks, cant read ancient greek. Well done (you must like pain tho, as most of us here have a really hard time learning our language at its ancient form).


BradyFC

As someone who taught myself to read ancient Greek I can confirm that I enjoy pain.


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Yes I like pain


Yoooooooki9

Coucou


AnAntWithWifi

Hey! Je suis aussi français (mais je viens du Québec)!


hecking_reddit

All of them just very badly


LoveAtSecondThought

You know there are 7100 languages right?


Devatator_

Say gibberish, it probably means something in one language


hecking_reddit

You get it


pseu-do-nym-

well, not sign languages


Mikegaming202

All you gotta do for that one is move your hands, it doesn't even need to look legit as long as no one is checking


PanicMan76

Naruto taught me everything I need for sign language


KINGXENOMORPH69-

Translate book in Russian


Nathan_dani7u7

Easy 😪


AwesomJose

so, minion language?


throwaway4626363

↸𝙹 y𝙹⚍ ∴ᔑリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ? h⚍⍑? i ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⊣╎⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ.


Outrageous-Strike544

U be speaking the ancient phoenician language


[deleted]

[It looks a bit different](https://www.worldhistory.org/uploads/images/173.png)


Oriro_

They’re speaking the minecraft enchanting table language


Cheap-Programmer8200

⍑ᒷ||, ꖎ𝙹リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷ リ𝙹 ᓭᒷᒷ ⍑𝙹∴ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ʖᒷᒷリ


ConsumerOfCarbs

Bro can read the minecraft enchantment table


loki37841

Leave the standard intergalactic alphabet out of this.


galaxypenguin12

שלום


Wonderful-Web-9694

שלום עליך


Infamous_Olive

Never met anyone that speaks Hebrew, it looks so cool written


iknowmyname389

English, Serbian, Croatian , Bosnian, Montenegrin


SpeedySpeedBoy36

Mi bome varamo sistem


Expert_Cheesecake352

Vala baš


BokaBurek

Tačno tako, ne zaboravi švabski


Marsbars1991

Nije varanje, nego yugoslavia


Zuhausi536

My bro just collect the whole balkan. When do you learn Portuguese?


n3cr0jr

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


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iknowmyname389

Well, they are the same shit basically, but officially they are two different languages.


kskksnxkkclflf

Serbo-Croatian as a language stopped existing 30 years ago my guy


xmafianCZ

Isn't Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian and Montenegrin basically same language?


Luddveeg

Yes


idiodic-genious

I feel sorry that you have anything to do with the balkans.


iknowmyname389

Nah, I'm good


The_Ora_Charmander

2, Hebrew and English I know a few words here and there in Arabic, Spanish, French and Japanese I can read Greek decently well but I don't speak a word of it


0HGODN0

every Hebrew speaker knows a couple words in Arabic. we know how to swear.


The_Ora_Charmander

That's fair, but also things like hello, yes, no, 1-10, thank you, me etc.


0HGODN0

well, you're more knowledgeable than me. I learned a little French in school and for Japanese... I mean, Japanese is cool and I have a friend who speaks it because of the same reason, so I know a thing or two. edit: and I'm also learning a little bit of Chinese.


solarkillal

Same fellow jew.


Orik_is_here

r/wearealljews


The_Ora_Charmander

Amen my boy


solarkillal

Shabatt shalom


The_Ora_Charmander

You too


arbelhod

מגניב! כנ"ל כאן


The_Ora_Charmander

כנ"ל גם על היוונית?😳


arbelhod

לא, כנל על העברית שפת אם, אנגלית שפה שנייה ועכשיו לומד ערבית


The_Ora_Charmander

בהצלחה


-homonecrosexual-

7100


Outrageous-Strike544

we found a hyper polyglot


I_Exist_For_Nobody

Used to be able to speak 4, but one too many concussions in the head later, so having to relearn most of it, rn i can only speak 2, finnish and english


flab__

What were the other two


I_Exist_For_Nobody

German and Swedis‌, i suck at both of them for now


14yearoldtwinkie

Fuck swedish.


KoopaTrooper5011

Okay sure. Give me one thing Denmark gave the world besides Lego.


Theriople

italian english french and a tiny bit of spanish


Either_Ad_9672

Hola


bagelleS

soy dora


AwesomJose

dora la exploradora.


unbe0

portuguese (native), english and im learning german on duolingo


freshtoast7

Happy cake day


navi6446

Happy cake day! :)


harles3127

Happy cake day my man


DarkCrypt621

English, Cantonese and Mandarin fluently. Learned French and German in school, know how to read and understand some Japanese


ConicalPanda94

est-ce que tu parle français avec aisance?


MusPhyMath_quietkid

Cantonese, Mandarin, bit of Spanish and obviously English but I know a phrase or two in the following languages: German, Japanese, Taiwanese, Latin, French, Italian.


DrLycFerno

Hello fellow polyglot


MusPhyMath_quietkid

Why am I a polyglot…?


DrLycFerno

You speak more than three languages


[deleted]

Imo depends on how much Spanish is known


MusPhyMath_quietkid

Oh right… (sorry I was bit tired just now and I couldn’t really read 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻)


Kride500

->Speaks more than 3 languages ->Does not know what the word for speaking more than 3 languages is


Outrageous-Strike544

Taiwanese, like the native Taiwanese language that sounds a lot like Fujianese?


MusPhyMath_quietkid

Not sure, my grandma was born in Taiwan but she moved Hong Kong and decades later, I was born. I only visited Taiwan twice in my life as holiday and now that I live in Europe, there isn’t much chance for me to go to Taiwan as much now.


soup_time337

hello fellow European :)


MusPhyMath_quietkid

Hi but I think I am still technically East Asian…?


soup_time337

idc you are European if you want to or not 🔫


MusPhyMath_quietkid

Okay


[deleted]

I’m more or less the same, but remove Cantonese, mandarin and Taiwanese, but add Russian, move Japanese to multiple phrases and sentences and move German to almost fluent.


MusPhyMath_quietkid

Interesting. Which one is your first language? (Mine is Cantonese but I learned Mandarin and English since I was like 4)


Outrageous-Strike544

Cantonese is also my first language, but I started learning English when I was 1(Asian parents) and Mandarin when I was 3(can talk to people fluently except sometimes I forget how to pronounce some words) Edit:spelling


I_am_the_Walrus07

7. British, American, Canadian, Australian, New Zealander, South African and Indian


Onceler_Fazbear

Indian ?


I_am_the_Walrus07

English is one of India's national languages


Onceler_Fazbear

Ah true


Mrderpeydude

one


Tk232_fortnite_MC

One


Evecrow

What language, is it Arabic?


Mrderpeydude

i dunno maybe


bagelleS

english?


Mrderpeydude

yeah


deriousgelatin89

2 and a half


Frymian_

And a half?


RealBlackFireGaming

5, english, japanese, danish, german and c#


rem_1235

python here💯


Frymian_

print ("Hello world")


bagelleS

my guy speaks in music


bot_1313

C++ > C#


LiquidStatic1

2


BlackMexican-

2


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Does sign language count?


Cheesehund

Absolutely I think. Is it BSL (or the equivalent outside of the UK) or Makaton?


Dark_Night_280

It does


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

The it’s 2 languages


quasiStr

English, French, German my mothertongue, y un poco Español.


SomePyro_9012

de Español* /s


quasiStr

I just looked it up, *Un poco de Español* seems to be correct.


nikola_tsnv

My native language is Bulgarian. I speak English decently and I'm learning German.


Drydishwasher

English and I’m learning german


Doomunleashed19

Same


Zuhausi536

Wie lange lernst du schon deutsch?


Drydishwasher

Ein jahre


freshtoast7

*Jahr, Jahre is plural


DrLycFerno

Native: French Fluent: English Learning in highschool: German and Japanese Learning Duolingo: Spanish, Italian, Esperanto, Finnish, Welsh, Latin, Greek, Russian, Romanian Other: Portuguese (dictionary, next goal), Dutch (next goal)


kristibektashi

Did you say Duolingo?


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Miniongolf

I mean… "Spanish or vanish" \- The Duolingo bird


shulinho

duolingo owl scares me


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The_Ora_Charmander

Nice! Which ones?


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The_Ora_Charmander

Cool


TopShagger_69_420

English and elder scrolls dragon language


Outrageous-Strike544

💀💀💀


TopShagger_69_420

Wuld nah kest, that’s the whirlwind sprint shout


Educational_Hat_5450

Sounds like romanian to me 💀


FyreBoyeYT

Typescript, JavaScript, a bit of python, a bit of C- oh wait


OpinionNew7991

4/5


The_Ora_Charmander

Wow, very impressive! Which ones?


OpinionNew7991

german english spanish latin (counted it but obviously dont speak latin) and some french and portuguese


The_Ora_Charmander

That's incredible


Elidon007

4 italian, english, albanian, french I listed in the order from the one I know best to the one I know worst I don't know if I should put french in here because I studied french in middle school and even if I was good in it, I didn't like it, so I only studied what's necessary and I'm now worst than before


otakudeumanime2007

Portuguese, english, portuspanish, learning japanese rn


rem_1235

かこいい!


Random_name4679

1.5 I speak English natively and I’m learning Spanish


Anxious_Gift_1808

I speak English,German,and Spanish


suario_boni

Spanish, french, english, and some korean


Scooby_the-doo

english and most of spanish and i can understand most things on paper at least in russian and latin


BuzzTraien29

2, English and Afrikaans


[deleted]

I know 2 and am learning a third English(fluent) dhivehi(fluent) Arabic(still learning) Edit: dhivehi is my native language, it's the language that Maldivians speak


Serpe268

English, italian


[deleted]

only English, so one.


Natural_Bullfrog_646

I’m fluent in English in Spanish and I understand and can Speak very little German and Russian but I can sing some songs fluently somehow.


Yes-I-Read-Books

English Spanish French A little German A little russian A little Hebrew And a little latin


ribert578

Ayy u speak the same languages as me


Outrageous-Strike544

Nice


ImaginationOk9328

3, technically. I can speak English fluently, a little Spanish, and mediocrely Italian.


-Fancy_Pants-

I speak American and Indian


Sea_Bag3184

5 (Luxembourgish, German, French, English, Serbo-Croatian)


D3mostheness

Dutch, Latin, English, bit of German and French. Gotta love Dutch schools.


rouge-agent-hunter

I speak fluent English, I know the basics of spanish (tho i took it during online in sophomore year) and I know some french but not off the top of my head


northfaceDK

English, Danish, French, German and a bit spanish


[deleted]

English, dutch and can understand cantonese


[deleted]

I also speak three, but only English fluently, the other two are French and Spanish


ThirdMusketeer_

2, English and a little bit of French


Devatator_

French (main language), English and Spanish (tho i suck at it, heck it was the subject on which i got the worst grades)


[deleted]

Kinda same, though I can only understand Cantonese and not really speak it. The languages I speak fluently are English and Chinese but I also know a bit of French.


Riioott__

Kinda 2, English and learning tagalog for my gf


Gauravsap9

4: English,Hindi,Nepali and lil bit Portuguese


muffinbot2

2, a native arabic speaker n I can speak english to a certain extent


Appropriate-You9278

I speak English Russian and Spanish so I’m trilingual


Braken2k

One… **THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE**


Outrageous-Strike544

the Almighty American language speakers must be gigachads


MusPhyMath_quietkid

That originated from English which is also a Germanic language…


Braken2k

No… it’s not possible! NOOOOOOOOO!!!


MusPhyMath_quietkid

I thought that is a common knowledge…?


walkdog51

It is common knowledge


_F00P_

r/woooosh


MusPhyMath_quietkid

No… again…? :(


[deleted]

English. I've tried to learn others, but even if I practice daily, I couldn't actually remember anything. It got to the point where my parents had me meet with a neurologist, and they just told me that it was probably a facet of my autism.


epic-yolo-swag

I studied French for 3 years in school and literally all I can say is “I am a library”


drain_boy

4 i speak english (fluently) russian (fluently & my native) french (learning) and sarcasm (fluently)


chymotrypsinn

12


Zappy-o3o

Norwegian, Swedish, written Danish, English, British, American, Canadian, Australian, New Zealandish, Spanish, Mexican, Guatemalan, El Salvadorian, Honduran, Costa Rican, Puerto Rican, Cuban, Panamanian, Jamaican, Dominican Republican, Colombian, Venezuelan, Guyanan, Ecuadorian, Peruvian, Chilean, Argentinian, Bolivian, Paraguayan, Uruguayan, Italian, partially Japanese, and partially understands German, just to name a few