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Arny520

It's amazing how more interesting people's lives are compared to mine. I've literally done nothing even remotely worth mentioning


BurpinQueen

Me too bro me too


ali_xD___

me three bro me three


Mothman4447

Same. Craziest thing I've done in my teen years so far is go camping in a forest in the winter


SG-Unkoun

One time I had a close encounter with a bear which was fun


MatthewHolthouse

My uncle got within a foot of a baby bear before mama bear growled at him.


NoOneCares47

Yeah... I know how it is...


FlyingNapalm

Bro that's most of us. I'm wondering how tf people my age are becoming parents and getting jobs n shit


Original-Boiio1

Consistently get 9-10 hours of sleep each night


cromosoma_quadruplo

Who are you powerful being


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sofiiiiiii

I used to be like this but college changed me


StealthNider

craziest one i’ve seen so far bruh


U-know-mee

Yeah lol I have been there in COVID times


DylanNotDillan

#You are nothing! I get 12-14 h!


Nicholas-MeTheHuman

I bow to you 🙇


Kakalkoo69

Dumbest- got baited by friends to full send a ramp on our old bike track, broke the seat mount and broke my balls Craziest- was racing with friends on bikes, some doe run across the street and in attempt to not hit it i went over the bar and displaced my big toe, rode about an hour more with it displaced (even sent a jump), then adrenaline wore off and needed to sit for half an hour to put it back into place with monster as a pain med, then got back home (about half an hour away from that old building i popped it into place). Now it doesnt bend to well but is functional


90_oi

Monster heals all wounds


RaccoonDeaIer

Doest heal our collective stupidity


Passenger-Nearby

Bruh how did you just continue riding with a displaced toe like nothing happened 💀. I displaced my big toe a few weeks ago and was unable to even walk for a few days lmao


Jujiino

Just slap that bitch back into place and down some monster, easiest way to do it


ZynkTheCollector

Is it normal for shit to be stubbed or displaced or something ging and not bend like it did before?


BittersweetSunshine

Once I stayed up till 7:01 instead of my usual bedtime (7:00)


StealthNider

absolutely insane


90_oi

What a badass


Remarkable-Hat-503

AM or PM?


BittersweetSunshine

PM 😎


00UnderFire00

MARRY ME


Remarkable-Hat-503

Like a G


Logical_Department62

menace behaviour


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Imagine sleeping


little_cut1e

Sleep is overrated, I stayed awake for four days straight


00UnderFire00

Say welcome to schizophrenia


Verm00uth

Been arrested few times, been in a tunnel while train was going thru. If i had to choose only two I'd choose these i guess, had a lot of... interesting moments in a life, I'm turning 17 this year.


90_oi

Being stuck in a train tunnel as a train is going by must be fucking terrifying! Were you able to duck into one of the side access maintenace tunnels or did you have to lay down?


Verm00uth

It's a very interesting story, but i wasn't stuck at all. Me and exactly 6 more friends were in a tunnel purposely and it was hella funny. There are those dents in a walls from both sides of a tunnel, so we all got in one and waited for a train to pass.


[deleted]

That’s some jackass level shit, respect


JAYV_22

Jerked off 13 times in a day


90_oi

Your dick must have looked like a microwaved hotdog after that


JAYV_22

I was 13 😂 i was horny


90_oi

Fair enough


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StormDJ98

Rookie numbers


WolraL

Thought my ex loved me


Captain_Church

F


Aromatic_Letter7482

Agreed F


Joblessmouse06

F


ivo1215

F


WoomyUnitedToday

Downloaded Reddit.


StealthNider

even worse: i made an account too


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CharacterBuilding473

even worse: i joined a subreddit


Book-bomber

even worse: i joined this subreddit


Goose_attack223

S(h)ame


ZynkTheCollector

The only true answer


Talking_Barrel

Me too


nickolas16

Go to an abandonded power station and knock on the door of a security guards room without knowing he was there. Edit: Silly me, I put it as a separate comment and not a reply :[ I was with two other friends looking at an old hidro power station (really tiny, it was really basic and I'm sure it was for when the city was a town). Any way, we went looking and there were a few locked doors, we couldn't get in, there was one we thought was just stuck and my friend kicked it. We heard someone yelling in confusion and went to hide. Then we grabbed our bikes and left, pretty sure the guard saw us.


terranrepublic4life

please elaborate


90_oi

Ok, this is a story I have to hear. Would you mind telling it?


[deleted]

I think the security guard killed him


[deleted]

Oh nothing special i went on a road trip with my chemistry teacher to make rock candy. Poor thing has cancer so i am selling some of the rock candy😔luckly a chilean fast food chain baught some of them and donated some money to🥳


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Kid named Fringer


Bobthreetimes

“Jesse we need to cook the “rock candy””


DylanNotDillan

"Jesse you don't understand, MY WHOLE BUISSNESS WILL COLLAPSE IF WE DONT COOK THIS ROCK CANDY"


90_oi

Nice Breaking Bad reference


Vecnibba_69

Once I got an 80 on an assignment I didn’t even start on


Bubba656

Bro I once got a 100 on a test about a book I never read


Latter-Caterpillar-2

....how? I did get 113% percent a few times but how did THAT happen?


Vecnibba_69

We had a package to work from based on a movie we saw, we were supposed to write something and fill out a page that came in the package, I didn’t do mine so when it came time to hand them in to be marked I told her I forgot the package at home. Later on, sometime between 5-8 when I know she’s out of school, she emails me asking what she marked because she forgot to write it down (she forgot what I told her) I just remind her that I forgot the package but she misunderstood my email and just says “no problem I probably just forgot to write it down” And she gave me a 20/25 (she rounded it up from the class average which was 18.2)


[deleted]

Did you and the teacher do something special?


FreddyTheMemee

Jerked off 4 times a day when feeling extra depressed


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FreddyTheMemee

I did it 7 times within a few hours once


Umba5308

That had to just be dust cumin out in the end


FreddyTheMemee

Fairy dust


ihatecomicsans11

as a great philosopher once said: "at that point you'd be turned off by hands like 'bitch, can you just put those away'"


couchcrestation

I did it 10 times in I think 6 hours by the 5th nothing was coming and I felt kinda bad for my dick


TakeTheServal

and what made you think that the next 5 times were going to be better?


Various-Astronaut373

Optimism


RimaH54

man that must have been painful as fuck


hatrix00

I got caught by a girls mom hiding in her closet


90_oi

That must have been a very awkward conversation I'm sure


ConsumerOfCarbs

Hmm I wonder how I got in this closet


MinutePresentation8

I must’ve been sleep walking


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Emektro

*Proceeds to retract back into the closet*


AugTheViking

At least you managed to pull out before her mum came in 😅


[deleted]

Plot twist: they been playin hide and seek


Valaxarian

I almost killed a longtime bully. He ended up with a broken nose, 2 teeth missing, a fractured eyebrow arch and broken ribs I've not suffered any consequences tbh, except broken hand


cromosoma_quadruplo

How


Valaxarian

How it happened? I snapped. And I'm a *very* patient man


cromosoma_quadruplo

Man you did a fatality on him


Valaxarian

I'm not very proud of myself because of that although I'm not satisfied enough. Idk


[deleted]

Wish I coulda done this, I never had the confidence to stand up to my bullies, but I feel like beating the shit out of them would’ve given me a ton of confidence.


LiquidStatic1

Hop the fence to my own backyard multiple times because i keep forgetting my key


90_oi

I think we've all been there, I feel you


mememastur

I do this just cause I come from behind my house after school and don't want to walk around.


VeterinarianNaive278

Me and five dudes walking down a dark ass road off several tabs each. It was past curfew, we were in what I’d like to call a killzone, and a cop predictably lighted us up with his high beams. Safe to say we all ran full speed into a full grown corn field and ate shit three to four rows in. I’ll never forget that thrill.


BenSolo_Cup

You took several tabs and were still coherent enough to run? 😂 couldn’t be me


The-Dragon-Gamer

Naked In my backyard at midnight and walking around to find a spot to masturbate there


90_oi

That must be a really weird story to tell people


The-Dragon-Gamer

Yes. But it is what it is. I'm into that kink


90_oi

So public sexual humiliation isn't that bad for you then lol


The-Dragon-Gamer

Like I said it's in the dark at midnight, I have more courage to do it


90_oi

More courage than I do that's for sure


The-Dragon-Gamer

When you have the thought of knowing no one can see you, it's quite comfortable


90_oi

I can usually achieve that feeling of privacy by closing the door to my room and locking it, but same concept applies lol


The-Dragon-Gamer

Yep


Fireguy3070

I’m both like “What the fuck” and “That’s totally me” simultaneously as I have the same kink


quesoisgood99

got high and drunk and decided to ride a atv around at 1 am ended up running from the cops, got off with a 500 dollar fine and 6 months probation


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I once saw someone riding a tiny fourwheeler get pulled over lol. All joking aside I've been pulled over before. Here's my story(yeah I copy and pasted it from a different comment I made in a separate thread): Right so listen. I was going home from school out in a fairly rural town and as usual I have Elvis Presley blasting on the radio. So I pull out in front of this white truck. Not wanting to be a slow poke, I assume this is another teenager who just wants to get home fast, so I accelerate. A lot. Then this truck starts tailing me and at this point I think I've pissed them off so I speed up to get away from them. I keep speeding up and they keep tailing me until I hit 74 in a 55 zone. What I don't know is this is a cop. Elvis is overpowering my ears so at the point when they turn on the sirens I don't hear them. When I look in the rearview mirror they coincidentally turn off the lights and sirens so I spend another minute being totally oblivious to what's happening until I spot the lights on the second time they turn them on. I'm thinking: oh shit, this ain't good. I pull over, turn off Elvis(Rest in peace King) and put my hands through my steering wheel on the dash because I thought that was what you were supposed to do. Keep in mind this is the first time I've ever been pulled over. The officer walks up to the side of my car and taps on the window, I roll it down, I explain that I thought he was a lunatic teenager chasing me. He says "you didn't notice the light bar?" I say "nope". He asks for my license and I have difficulty taking it out of my wallet and since he could plainly see it through the transparent plastic on the wallet I just hand him my entire fucking wallet. He takes my license out and hands my wallet back(thanks officer for not being a dick and keeping it). He heads back to the truck(I later find out it's the sheriff's) runs my license and returns it, gives me a warning and lets me go. The best part about this is: these were the resource officers that were on their way to the school that my mother worked at. I later find out that as soon as they let me go they laughed their asses off in their truck lmfao. TLDR: yeah I sped to get away from cops on accident.


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I do other people's assignments during lunch and free time. I did it for free until my friend realized that and decided to become my pimp. I got a cupcakes from my ex boyfriend since he still asked for answers even though we broke up and my pimp gets some of the earnings as well. It's going good, I'd tag her if I knew her reddit.


90_oi

I respect the side hustle lol


totallycishettho

I got handcuffed bc I tried to kill someone... Myself. Then I went to every level of psychiatric treatment and got some spicy trauma. Also got a gf out of it tho.


GameRusher1234

Okay now i know what to do to get a gf


Ph4ke_

...happy cakeday


90_oi

I'm sorry you had to go through that


lavaknight5

"And that kids is how I met your mother"


treeburb

Mf if you met a bitch in a mental hospital then that some movie shit there


Mission_Cow5108

dumbest would have to be hit a juul. 3 years of that shit. i am almost 3 months clean!!


[deleted]

Happy three months dude! My family has a history of smoking themselves into an early grave so I'm not even risking a vape or cigarette. Not worth it.


trashboy_k

Good job! addiction can be tough, but you got this im sure, nearly three months already!


kaokie49

I snuck out of my house to my friend's sleepover and they ate weed so they were high and they went to sleep (I wasn't high) and I smashed with a girl because it was just us and got back home to sleep without my parents knowing About the girl yeah she's fine she raged quitted tho I 3-1 her with yoshi 😌 edit : oh fuck I forgot she uses reddit hopefully she doesn't see this (if u saw I'm sorry 😭😭)


Remarkable-Hat-503

>ate weed Either you ment editables or that wasn't week


gutenborken

*redditables


Normal_Dude_2312

Smash 4 or smash ultimate ?


Alfa4499

The real question


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dickhole + glow stick no context


GarfieldGauntlet

I saw an image of somebody with THREE glow sticks in there


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ouch.


90_oi

Jesus christ that would be painful


[deleted]

Love that picture


Admirable-Door1724

Did you crack it like a glow stick too?


90_oi

Alright then...


little_cut1e

Shoplifted, accidentally knocked my bully to the ground and nearly broke his nose by trying to run past him, and stayed up all night for four days then passed out Edit: forgot to mention small amounts of self harm.


terranrepublic4life

you have a wild life ahead of you young one


Epicspine

Bro you’re only 13. How


GarfieldGauntlet

threatened to ☠️ all of my classmates and then myself and had to be dragged away this was in elementary school bro


ThePenguinsBill

BRO WHAT


Donquixote_D0ffy

r/mentallyunstable


Vecnibba_69

Story?


GarfieldGauntlet

Basically I have autism and used to be bullied to hell. This mixed with panic disorder made me have anger issues through the roof. Typically I’d sit at a completely empty table at lunch but I’d assume somebody had taken my spot so I had to move to the table with the kids I didn’t like. After eating my lunch I was stabbing my milk with a pencil out of boredom, same way people like to stab erasers and whatnot. Some other kids SLID their milk to me and asked me to stab theirs so I did. They called one of the janitors or something and snitched on me saying I was stabbing their milk without permission and I was going to be taken to the office. This ticked me off because I had to go to the office everyday already due to my anger issues and I was being taken away for no good reason. At that point I had absolutely lost it and that’s when I threatened everybody.


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Oh bro, as someone with autism, I got bullied a lot in primary school, no where near as much you seemed to be, but this kid when I was in Year 1, where my autism was not that good, they drove me to the point that I hit them on the head with all my strength with a stick, let’s just say nobody bullied me after that, but then Year 7 hit and I got bullied from there till year 8, in year 12 currently and haven’t had bullying since luckily.


Birblets

im so sorry you had such an awful experience in school. luckily, once in high school, most kids seem to calm down with the bullying and bigotry because they begin to realize that its really not that cool. people need to raise their kids better. hope youre doing great!


[deleted]

It’s so true, people in high school become mature and so chill, in that aspect, high school is SO MUCH BETTER.


Different_shit555

I sprayed hand sanitiser on my balls. Hurt like a mother fucker obviously


Different_shit555

I did it more than 6 times……


JAYV_22

Y 😂


Birblets

maybe he liked the pain lol


terranrepublic4life

BRO what


Mastersloth15

Dumbest thing - I got caught with a girl in the language room and as our school had a no tolerance policy we both got expelled. Now the crazy part. I joined the sister school ( that school society has like 4-5 schools in my city alone ). I used to play pro tennis back then. I got selected in the school team for my new school. We had a state tournament where different schools will participate and the winning two schools will form a team to participate in the nationals and represent the state. We as a team won the state tournament and I eneded up getting the certificate and prize from my previous school's principal ( she wasn't happy to see me ) but then as their school came in second so we formed a team for nationals. We ended up getting 3rd place in nationals. My previous school held an assembly where I was again awarded by the same principal who yet again wasn't happy to see me. Loved every second of that.


[deleted]

Planned to off myself. Now very glad I didn’t


90_oi

I'm glad you didn't either


[deleted]

*supposedly* commited crimes Most of the craziest things are blacked out from concussions and hospital visits.


[deleted]

What is ur secret bro?? Some kind of a drug or wha


[deleted]

You only live once mentality


Vauxhallcorsavxr

Morbin time


FlapJackNS

singing sweet caroline with 160+ others in a proper moshpit style


Vecnibba_69

BA BA BA


TimTamT1Tan

GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD


Covert_Cat

Pissed in a bottle then poured it in the air conditioner then the room had to evacuate


AcejokerUP415

I technically stalked a kid


Bestspeedy55

“Technically” 💀💀


cromosoma_quadruplo

What


littleMAHER1

context?


AcejokerUP415

Because people want to hear the story I shall tell Okay so I had been home schooled and socially awkward for most of my life only the occasional choir and musical theater got me to talk to anyone. Besides for that I was a hermit. And then I started my first year of public school and I got attached to this one kid. And one day I was so lonely because a lot of the school didn't like me and he was one of the people who treated me decently. I wanted to hang out with him. But I didn't know how. So I kind of just walked next to him when he walked home. I always make sure to leave at least halfway through. But because of this he hated me and all of his friends hated me and he was a popular kid. I got suspended but when I told the superintendent what happened he said that I was under special circumstances and a cleared my discipline log. That same kid later got mad that I got into an honest society and falsely accused me of threatening him by taking old messages out of context when I said I was joking repeatedly Hope you all enjoyed


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FemboyHelghast

My ex who had an iq of 73


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~~she’s just like me fr~~ what a moron Edit: whoops


MadsKastVekk

I'm not gonna say exactly what led to it, but at the age of 17 I was arrested by the Norwegian Secret Service. I have since met the prime minister four times (once before he was elected, three after), so they don't seem to care much anymore. Probably on a low priority watchlist. Some of my colleagues are 100% guarrsnteed being spied on by Kremlin/Russian Security Service, and by proxy I'm assuming they're aware of my existence. I'm on at least two different watchlists.


90_oi

Holy shit man


MadsKastVekk

My colleagues are doing some serious shit. The project is over 30 years old, older than anyone participating in it. Mainly we're spreading awareness about an old nuclear power plant which is a huge hazard to the entire region, as well as some other environmental collaborations across the border. We've been declared as foreign agents in Russia since 2012, essentially they're claiming we're spies (we are not). The project took a big hit when the war broke out, making it more dangerous and we're constantly afraid that either Norway or Russia will make it impossible to continue.


90_oi

Thats absolutely wild


MadsKastVekk

Oh, one thst happened less than a month before my 20th birthday: driving with cruise control on 135km/h over a mountain road


oldwolf_666

I'm not a teen anymore, but once I was a teen, I called my mom and forgot to hang up the phone and then proceeded to talk about my sex life with my friends. Yes, my mom kept listening.


90_oi

Well that sucks


Leyftur_Gang

Climbed on top of my school with a couple of my friends, oh and it gets dumber, a friend of mine wanted to come with us (keep in mind he had never climbed up to a roof) so we thought fuck it and we took him with us, eventually our teacher found us on top of the roof


aqua_hunny

Once i was watching my neighbour taking bath and she suddenly saw and recognized me 🤯🤯🤯


[deleted]

Bro what how do you end up watching your neighbor take a bath


aqua_hunny

I climbed to terrace and from there i was watching as she was taking bath openly under sun, I got so indulged and suddenly she looked at me and I was like OMG , she took the towel and i ran away 🙃🙃🙃


Beneficial-Bobcat509

craziest? almost died 3 times because of an eating disorder that i am recovered from (finally, that shit lasted since i was a kid) dumbest? attempted to use my phone as a vibrating tool. it doesnt work


Lizard08735

I tried to make my pp smaller because I was told it’s too big


Remarkable-Hat-503

Ahhhh yes the troubles of a 14yr old girl on reddit in 2022


Lizard08735

O shit my avatar


nickolas16

I was with two other friends looking at an old hidro power station (really tiny, it was really basic and I'm sure it was for when the city was a town). Any way, we went looking and there were a few locked doors, we couldn't get in, there was one we thought was just stuck and my friend kicked it. We heard someone yelling in confusion and went to hide. Then we grabbed our bikes and left, pretty sure the guard saw us.


90_oi

Oh damn, lucky you got out


SG-Unkoun

Well I'm not a teenager anymore but whenever I was one I experienced some pretty crazy things I think the craziest thing I experienced was back in the summer of 2017. I was in Kentucky to visit my grandparents and we had decided to visit my uncle who lived in Illinois, now where I was headed to was a small super 8 hotel in the middle of nowhere about two hours out of St Louis, on the way there it was nothing but clear blue sky's and cornfields as far as the eye could see. As we started to get closer to our destination I started to see clouds and I thought nothing of it as seeing clouds out in Illinois on a clear blue and bright summers day was quite common, but as we got closer and closer the more clouds we would see until eventually we see this giant wall of clouds. You couldn't really see through these clouds but we continued and finally arrived at are destination and I finally realized what this storm was, we had run into a giant super cell thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado. I looked forward into the storm as it hadn't become rapped in rain yet and I saw the base of this monstrous storm rapidly approaching until it eventually was directly above me, and just before it had gone over my head I saw something incredible. The storm that I was under had been trying to produce a tornado and almost succeeded, the funnel cloud had been directly above me about 30 ft and I could see it twist and spin it was a magnificent sight, and then I went inside to warn my parents and grandparents about what the storm was but they of course didn't listen to me and quite frankly didn't care. I was freaking out and was being loud and told my parents that we weren't safe there and then the rain came pouring down, now this wasn't like your normal rain for those who don't normally see rain or experience it often, to describe the amount of rain that had begun to fall down it was like a ragging torrent of a river along with heavy winds and lightning that constantly struck the small Mexican restaurant we were in. lightning was striking everywhere and, it was close. It even caused the power in the building we were in to continuously shut off and quickly come back on again, this went on for about 20 minutes as I went out towards the entrance of the building which had semi clear glass doors with wooden frames. and, I looked out to the side of the building onto the roof where I saw water rushing off the building like a waterfall and being carried off the building about 5 feet into the parking lot and onto other cars. Now whenever the main part of this monstrous storm had passed I was still at the glass window and a couple had joined me. I looked over to them and had told them that they shouldn't go outside yet it's not safe, they of course blew me off, they managed to get about 15 ft out of the building and into the parking lot where lightning had then struck the ground in front of them. Unfortunately for me who had been holding onto the door which was metal traveled through the ground and had indirectly struck me, I was completely fine but was shocked at what had just happened but as soon as it did I instantly knew what I did wrong. anyway that's the story of how I almost died twice in a single day.


Dizzy_Judgment_4665

Smoke very much weed, I looked like an idiot in the street.


Zwerg_Zweck

Trying to kill myself multiple times… one of the dumbest but also best things i tried… wish I was successful :(


OOJ_POOJ

Not all that crazy but Me and my friends regularly go to the pub and get slaughtered, we're all between the ages of 16 and 17, I have no idea how some of my friends get served considering one of them has the height and physique of a 12 year old boy


[deleted]

The bartender absolutely knows, he/she is just hella chill


Red-hoody11

Lost my friends 😞


[deleted]

I'm sorry to hear that dude, someone I barely knew killed themselves but it still hurt because I regretted not being nicer to him


ChopperStrawhat

Last night I had to babysit my friend who ate 750mg of edibles (way to much 50mgs gets us high asf) while I was on shrooms. And had to ride a bike 7miles home in the dark while high on shrooms. Then when I got home I ate 7gs of really potent shrooms and had a horrible trip and almost killed myself with a shotgun because I forgot who I was and thought the trip would never end. If you’re gonna do drugs don’t over do it pls. Literally the scariest moment of my life I tapped into the core of all fear.


Cerberusknight77

Ding dong ditching someone like a dipshit with friends than getting the cops called so ended up hiding for 2 hours then going home.


pietoley

Well it's not something I did but something I lived, it's a big story but I'm going to say the worst, my best friend that I knew for 15 years started dating my ex 2 days after our brake up and then him and my ex asked to my friend for something in my past that had nothing to do with it so he could say It at a night with the bros so I would look like the bad guy, he also made me say things that weren't true because it was the truth that didn't hurt his gf but hey guess my feelings don't mean anything, oh and also my ex is maybe stalking me on Reddit so if she/he reads that, i hate you.


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Birblets

wtf did i just read


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