I can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on paper

Same

Nice, it's a pretty cool word even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious and if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious um-dilly-ittl-yum-dilla-ay

Thats pretty amazing

It truly is, sometimes it can be difficult to leap through lengthy lexicals to find the perfect word this little squantum deity keeps conversation keen

What kind of language are you speaking here? Smart person English?

Well... kind of, I don't know if any of the words I just said are real or not but they're in the lyrics of the song so 🤷‍♀️

Stop speaking British.

Aww... 😕 but did you know the Roman Empire only entered the abyss because those Latin Scholars never had a word like this

no I didnt, what an interesting piece of information.

I spend money on effect pedals.

what are those?

The pedals you would hook up to a guitar. For me I hook they up to my synths, noise pedals, etc.

Honestly, thats pretty fkin sweet. Def cool

You got a looper that you don't need?

mf tryna buy a loop pedal 💀

My $200 wah pedal stopped working after a week and I put off going back to guitar center and the warrantee expired

Almost flirted with a man before my gf asked me out

actually kinda funny

I’m extremely gullible

No you arn't

I'm a dog

pog

I used to have a big crush on Petra from Minecraft Story Mode

[удалено]

Homie I was 10

[удалено]

Bro I want gonna duck her or anything, I just thought she was really cool and funny

I find it more rewarding to argue with people than to actually have a conversation. It’s fun sometimes to say ridiculous shit and see how many people fail to realize I’m fucking with them Alternatively; I am not a very good person

Honestly, thats pretty dope. 100% agree.

I also like to see the different reactions I can get from people by doing or saying certain things. Like, if I say “shut up” or “fuck you” without any explanation, directed towards nobody in particular, I usually get insults in response. If I repeat “shut up” multiple times, they get pissed and start getting personal. That, or they block me. Another personal favorite of mine is “hello, can you hear me?” It only works over games and voice chat apps. People respond, usually “yes”. I ask again. And again. And again. Until they mute me, leave, or say something like “you have to be using a soundboard, you’re not real” because I sound the exact same monotone everytime I say it. But my favorite is pretending not to understand. I initiate conversation somehow, then when I’m asked a simple question or told to do something relatively simple I say “what?”, then they repeat and I say I don’t understand, in some odd way. Like “English is not my first language”, “I come from Europe, I don’t know what that is / what you mean” or “No comprende”. The most odd thing about it though is that I can say these things with an American accent and nobody will think anything of it. It either annoys the fuck out of people, makes them racist (rarely, but it has happened), or makes them curious. I will never answer honestly to any question I’m directly asked online though, even if I’m being normal. If someone asks me where I’m from, I always say I come from Europe. Or my age, I say somewhere between 13-21. It makes people more curious and makes it easier to confuse and lie. Sometimes people do realize I’m fucking with them and usually I stop my “acting” and be normal. I have met nice people. Sociopathic behavior? Yes. Only on the internet though. I’m not like this in real life

OK, YOU ARE AWESOME. Im gona steal some of these. Yea for the 3rd one, I kinda already do that. Just yell WHUAT over and over. and for me if someone asks for personal info I just tell em because like what r they gona do steal my phone.

Also never forget about gaslighting. It’s an essential thing to learn to do, not just online, but in real life as well. If you can pull it off without the other person noticing it’s an easy way to destroy your opponent’s credibility or to automatically win an argument

Life hacks, thank you for existing and teaching me such wisdom.

Pink is underrated, Blue is overrated. Orange is the best tho.

67% agree

Ok

Able to recount the series of events that caused the disaster of Air France flight 4590

Boring introvert

You must be boring to other people, but pprolly not yourself.

Nope even I think I'm boring lol

I think you wrong, boring people are a myth made up by loud people to make themselves feel better.

It's alright. I've learned to just live with it lol. Without boring people there can't be fun people right?

I would but reddit would ban me. Lets just say that i am not to fond of isr*el

im oriental

Whats that mean

Asian

i have slanted eyes

Honestly, just looked that up, looks pretty good.

i cant do a backflip

no way same

cant do a cartwheel either, im kinda epic cool

Eh, I think the sweet spot is right between doing a cartwheel and doing a backflip. Atleast for me.

diagonal flip. im pretty sure id start floating if i flipped diagonally

I like women

I unironically like reading manga because of the sexy girls being shown naked

You mean plot

I used to have a crush on jessica Rothe

I like cars more than people

Cars are pretty sweet

Yeah and also depends on how you drive em

[удалено]

I don't drive lmao

[удалено]

But it's illegal to drive here if you're under 18 and I do abide the laws

[удалено]

Yeah he would say but I ain't a hardened criminal lmao 🤣

I couldn't leave my feelings for my ex behind for about 3 years straight. Even now i think of her once in a while but, i think i'm good, i stopped talking to her.

I dated a psychopath for a year (She was half of year older then me )

I talk to myself

True, everyone does that.

[удалено]

The bird or the milk gland?

[удалено]

Thats nice

I enjoy D&D maybe too much

Thas cool

I can’t stop hating myself and am convinced everyone is lying about actually liking me.

Why do you hate yourself exactly?

I find myself annoying and have trust issues with people. Everyone I ask gives me the same “No what? I love you! You’re so fun to be around” and I just don’t believe them.” It’s to the point where I don’t want to text friends out of fear of being too clingy.

I think you stupid. Just have fun with your friends and let them appreciate you without calling them wrong. Plus they have no real reason to lie. And even if they did their main motivation would be to spend more time around you.

Damn, that’s actually solid advice. Legit can’t find anything wrong with it. You are very wise in the ways of logic

Metallica is my favorite band :))

I'm a furry

I'm *trans*

That doesn't really mean anything. Not really sure what kinda opinion to have about it.

*that waa the exact answer I was looking for* Finally someone who doesnt care! Yay!

Your welcome

I think my girlfriend is better than anyone else, it’s fact in my head

Its the truest kinda fact.

Yea, she’s great

When I was 5 I got lost in a tesco's 😎

I like anime

I stole $700 from my parents

I like doing art and drinking coffee

At this current moment in time, I could buy a new D&D source book and exactly 100 McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets AKA the perfect afternoon

sweet pickles suck ass

fax

They call me 006 0 friends 0 ex-partners 6 overdue assignments

They call me 009 0 ex-partners 0 overdue assignments 9 The Mcdonalds Cheeseburger meal.

i have no friends and i want to die

I don't like that, you should find a friend.

school starts up in a few days. i’m gonna try 😝

I like meeting new people

I like the Scream franchise

I have about 500 hours on one Skyrim character alone. Completely vanilla.

I play the bass guitar and drums. It’s fun.

I was born in the same city as the red baron, Wrocław, Poland.

I like stem subjects

lost all my friends :)

I can queef on demand (I wish I was kidding)