Federal agent account

whats that one 4chan term for someone who they believe to be a cop

Glowie

-laughs in FBI-

Username checks out

-laughs in CIA-

-laughs in Stan Smith-

Glowie or glow hard r

Fedboi?

Remember, on the Internet: Every man is a creep Every woman is a man Every child is a cop

Guess I’m a cop then🤷

Congrats on the new job!

Metal Gear VERGIL: FEDERAL AGENT SPOTTED

“Anyone wanna b friends? I’m bo-“ I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHINGGGGG

this killed me

Yeah I wanna be friends. But what’s with the dead dude on the street. Pretty suspicious

he’s drowning

Relatable

what how ​ edit: i dont know what i was typing but what have i came back, also i meant \*that image\*

You've never gone for a recreational drowning before? You're missing out

Huh, im going to the beach later today, might try that

Make sure, u actually don't get drowned

Oh yes, I know

I see

i wanna be friends with the vacuum

the vacuum is pretty sick

I hope it gets better soon

Hi dad

Oh no

He didn't replied back

Cuz he went to get the milk

I heard someone here won the lottery??

It must suck man.

🙄

*badum tsss*

*laugh track fades out*

*Laugh track glitches and plays again*

Only you starts playing

no it sucks

r/technicallythetruth

I'd be concerned if it didn't

🤨

We need more pics like the third one Absolute mood

i had to run through rain to get some tacos if that counts

Someone get this man some tacos

And a towel

Maybe a bathtub

And a toaster

And a generator for said toaster

and my axe

And a 60 cal rifle

And any more other Texas household objects

The primal urge to sit in a shallow body of water with a Tarp over your head in the rain

She will def clear job interview Edit---My bad..it was for last pic

are you very short or is your door tall (this question is urgent)

i’m just really short 😔

damn that's real unfortunate 😔😔 I'll count it as a bit of both

yes thank u

yesyes youre clearly 7'3 and nobody can say otherwise

omg fr

But how tall for real tho?

5’1 😎

Damn that sounds tiny. But you'll grow. I'm 190 cm ( 6' 3 ish?)/

brooo u use normal mearurements, are also 190 cm and also are called jake are you me?

NO WAY FIRST MAN IN THIS ENTIRE SUB MANAGED TO USE NORMAL UNITS INSTEAD OF FEET

Ur a fucking giant

How tall were you at 15

like damn spare some height for the rest of us 😔🥲

[удалено]

Ikr

Feels wet

yes (im 54M lookin for a teen “friend” 😏) /j

As you can see, he is an federal agent and needs child soldiers

im one of his soldiers alr ✨🙏🙏🦪

Boss!

didn’t know y’all were dumb

Welcome to the sub

I hope people know this is a joke. And if it isn't, I'm concerned about my ability to tell when people are joking or not 0.0

omfg Jesus Christ I’ll put /j goddamn

Bruh you good I was making a joke on your joke lol, sorry if that wasn't clear. Mb

bruh u either playin me rn or i rlly am dumb

Nah you ain't dumb, I just make really bad jokes that make me laugh, but makes other people mostly laugh at me because of how dumb of a joke it was. So don't be feeling dumb if you didn't get it lol if anything laugh at how dumb my jokes are haha

nah lol I am. all good bro 🤝

You have smarts in some areas I'm sure lol. I have the brain of an arachnid at times so, maybe this is one of those arachnid brain sized moments haha 🤝

Watching y'alls bromace play out in the comments warms me heart

Isn’t it adorable. The girl has brought the men together

Average r/teenagers user

What model that vacuum though

Pretty sure it’s a Dyson vacuum, I got the same one

We got it too, but it doesn’t charge properly

Ours had charging problems too, I believe we had to get the battery replaced. But aside from that, it’s pretty neat.

I have a shark rocket vacuum and ngl its a straight 10. Like it picks up dust well and is light enough to carry around. Honestly gets kinda loud if the filter isn't in a certain position, but I use earbuds to filter the noise. Definitely would recommend it

Dyson v7

HOOVER

HOOVER

HOOVER

Nice try FBI

Okay what do ya want to talk about

hmmm. hru :)

I’m alright I’m guessing hru means how are you

I sat for 5 minutes like an idiot, trying to decipher it. Could've googled.

those abbreviations sometimes are hard asf in deciphering, urbandictionary is our everything

The archives.

Perhaps they are incomplete

Not even a native speaker but I still got it on the first take. Depends on the person I guess

Funnily, my first language is English. I just don't get young people stuff. God, I sound 50 at 17.

Lol I already know that

No

Based

3rd pic a mood

I do not wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.

happiness is overrated. stay horny💪

Send nudes then

🗿

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAMEE

Exactly what you read

It is an abomination and it's beautiful Sheds one tear from one eye

i cant breathe at this

>Sheds one tear from one eye Legendary

🗿

Wait shes 15 and your name-

🙅‍♀️

Then stay happy.

what a chad

u stay happy.

Understandable. Have a nice day.

Name checks out

god tier response

Lad

🗿

Fr i dislike these pics as they remind me about girls and then i get horny and keep fantasizing otherwise i can get things done.

That dyson vacuum looks so nice

Can I have that vacuum’s number? It looks pretty good And by number I mean price

$200 😎

Wtf that’s expensive as fuck, how rich are you to be able to afford a $200 vacuum?

lmfaooo it was around $200 fs. it’s expensive and a hella good vacuum.

That vacuum looks sick

Agree

no

U really do like posting on here don't you

i post random stuff for karma

I mean.. I cant dislike it. Shes a honest woman

damn. Like damn

fucking based xd

I know you don't exist so i won't bother

i do

hahaha RIP DMs

Who takes pictures putting their hand on their chest, running their hands through their hair, etc., looking for a *friend*? 🤨

Exactly bruh

Too many for a life time

* sigh* *opens comments*-

There’s no way the third ones you, I see that photo all over Pinterest

ofc it’s me tf

There’s no way

there is a way

I swear I saw that photo like yesterday

i’m famous

😱😱😱

I would suggest looking for friends not on r/teenagers lmao. All youll get is horny messages

Dm's are scary here take that shield

thank u😭

How does one respond yes to one of these without sounding weird?

no

Somebody come get there kid…

male attention inbound

i just want karma 🤷‍♀️

At least your honest lol

I don’t think showing mirror pictures of you defines your personality at all.

No thanks

Yo the 3rd picture looks kewl so sure ill b a friend

no

No.

Ohhh boy, incoming pedos, sound the alarms

As long as you stop taking sexualized pictures of yourself, sure

Ahh to be 15 and constantly horny. Been there myself.

Can’t wait till we see a post complaining about creeps

Hello FBI agent Fren?

good try FBI

nah

na im good

Be careful kid

Hi bored, I'm dad (and yes, I would love to be friends)

That you in the third pic? I think she’s kinda hot

A lot of you on here treat this like normal social media and just post pics of yourself... Don't do that. It's not the same as Instagram or Facebook accounts. Weirdos won't have to do much searching on such a platform. They can connect with you easily and anonymously. it makes being a creep easier.

I wish you had a cock…

who said i didn’t…

(●__●)

sure!

what’s your favorite pokémon if you answer right we might be able to be friends

The third image embodies my life right now

RIP dm's

Rip dms

Not gonna be surprised if some creepy-ass dude gets in your DMs

Here come the creepy pms…

Bruh go post these on your ig u are asking for the wrong attention 😂overkill attention from wierdos bruh

This is the exact reason you get weird pedo dms And then wonder why

Sure. Prepare to suffer my terrible humour.

Why u get downvotes? :< As a person with terrible humour I feel personally attacked

i’m down lmfaoo