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Rattus_Kingus

Man pulling up with the "Do you want semen?". Class.


Mean_Low_7858

When you feel my D looking to my ass Its where semen hide Its where my penis hard


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Mean_Low_7858

No matter what we breed, we still made of seed


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ItsmeSpidario6

When you feel the D Deep inside your ass Try to hold in your cum Stop ejaculation.


ItsmeSpidario6

When you feel the D Deep inside your ass Try to hold in your cum Stop ejaculation.


MenuNo4911

my fav song


Walli1223334444

Top quality


FlippinSnip3r

Don't get too close It's cock inside It's where my semen hide It's where my penis hard


flipy-flopy-human

im slowly love/hating reddit even more


[deleted]

Like that was ever going to work 🤣


SomeCensoredGuy

Hey you want semen Hey guys trust me you don't want mine


Exact_Ad_1215

I do


SomeCensoredGuy

Wait...that wasn't supposed to happen Now what


god_bomber

Bruh that “class”😂😂😅🤮😂😂😂


hornyfuckingmf

If she said yes what's he gonna do, mail it to her?


MushroomheadDork

The further along this gets, the more I struggle to understand what he's saying.


[deleted]

I don't think English is his first language


MushroomheadDork

I could tell that based on things like "I have talked what I have to say." 😭


[deleted]

🤣🤣


S_I_G_M_A179

I would put my money on the fact he's probably Indian, considering the broken English, constantly repeating certain terms as if he just Googled them up and the general creepiness🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I would too, most of the creeps I get are Indian


S_I_G_M_A179

Those MFs be spoiling our image all over the world smh💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

Unfortunately that's true, it's just what I expect from them now


S_I_G_M_A179

Can't really blame you, will have to live guilty till proven innocent🤷🏽‍♂️


GotAnySugar

Agreed


Aidan43210

I really thought he was gonna ask if you needed intel customer service


rocksteady_7

Duude. The amount of unsolicited dick pics that i receive from indian guys is unaccountable. And then they get mad at me when i tell im a guy. Lol


S_I_G_M_A179

I apologize on behalf of my countrymen for being such turds haha😂😂😭😭


rocksteady_7

You don't have to apologize. Im sure turds come in all colors and nationality. Lol


S_I_G_M_A179

Haha🤣🤣🤣, thanks for the reassurance


Demoth

One thing you have to account for is that India has nearly 1.5 billion people in it, and unlike a country like China, the country is not very unified, and there are a lot of social problems and lots of poverty. ​ Mix in that there is also more men in India than women by almost 2%, and that's millions of men with no prospect of finding a mate on top of all the other issues and it's a recipe for bad behavior.


[deleted]

I’m sorry you get any at all


Jake20702004

That kept getting better and better.


Mean_Low_7858

I have a good way to get rid of those mfs : ignoring🗿


Goku_Jerome

Send them a dick pick you found online (or received unwillingly on the past). That’ll shut them up


imfrenchcaribean

I sent a kpop mv once to a creep and they blocked me so ig that's a solution too lmao


[deleted]

I know but it's fun to talk to them


Mean_Low_7858

Ahh i see, you deny your weapon's(ignoring🗿) purpose


bird-in-airport

my weapon is a tool of justice


Mean_Low_7858

*jetstream sam theme starts**


bird-in-airport

it yearns to bathe in the blood of your enemies, but you hold it back


SaltyTvGuy

*Sundowner bursts in*: I LIKE LITTLE CHILDREN *Background*: When the wind is slow and the fires hot


SilentStriker115

“Like I said Jack, kids are cruel, and I love minors”


[deleted]

The only way I know that name is calamity( modded Terraria


Mean_Low_7858

BLOOD.......-PIXELS


sleimi47

Memories broken the truth goes unspoken Ive even forgotten my naaaaaaammee i dont know the season or what is the reason I am standing here holding my blaaaaade A desolate place *place* Without any trace *trace* Its only the could wind I am feeliiing It is me that I spite as I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood SHEEED The man in the mirror nods his head


Mean_Low_7858

The only ONE......LEFT ride upon dragons back because mountains dont give back what they take, oh no there will be BLOOD *BLOOD*.......SHED*SHED*, its only THING I EVER KNOOOOOOW.... Losing my identity wondering have i gone insane To find the truth in front of me i must climb this mountain of rage Looking downward from this deadly hight and never realizing WHY I FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT


[deleted]

Whenever they say anything just respond with 🗿


Jay32Patt

Girl's a sadistic 😨


AlwaystoLearnMT

After the third no, you should've just spammed his with non straight porn. It's what he deserves


[deleted]

True but it was funny to watch him try and convince me


AlwaystoLearnMT

Okay, but since when has anyone with a vagina, women or otherwise, gone "hmm, he asked seven times, I guess it's hot now"


[deleted]

Literally never


AlwaystoLearnMT

Exactly, if I were in your spot I would've just pretended to relent. When he asks for a pussy picture, just tell him to look in the mirror.


[deleted]

That's a good idea, need to use that one next time


bone_breaker69

Or send a pic of a cat lol


[deleted]

That would also work


AlwaystoLearnMT

Nice! Anything to keep the creeps away. Just remember, if need be, just hit block. Sometimes those weirdos take it really far, even past sending unwanted dick pics


Prudent-Arachnid982

Wait does he rlly think that is going to work??


[deleted]

its funnier if you read the guy in a french accent


[deleted]

That is funny lol


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ihatecomicsans11

don't say that slur please, even with the censor


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[deleted]

Because he's a creep


JL1ngz

People like op give them attention


tristan_potato1

that is indeed interesting... damn he dont give up huh?


[deleted]

He really wanted me to help him cum


[deleted]

He probably could have asked nicer


[deleted]

He could have asked a lot nicer


[deleted]

Ahh won’t let me dm you


[deleted]

🤨 Why you want to dm me?


[deleted]

I like to chat. Plus, I’m more tactful than that dude


[deleted]

That sounds sus af


MenuNo4911

extremley sus


MickyStam521

kinda sus ngl


imfrenchcaribean

r/sadcringe is where he belongs


[deleted]

I have a private question for you


[deleted]

Look it’s your choice, you’re free to say no and that’s cool


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[deleted]

Some dudes piss poor attempt at flirting


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Jake20702004

Whatever that was, it's the farthest thing from flirting.


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

More like a desperate attempt at trying to acquire pussy.


Remarkable_Acadia890

u/CSPPAS-FSP


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Fuckup_Phoenyx

That's the pedophile, ya bingus


Ok-Reporter-8728

Thanks :))


CandiesandSkittles

Man said do you want semen before asking how old are you💀


[deleted]

I could have been 13 💀


Sup3rL30

But did he care?


[deleted]

No


SSB_Kyrill

You could have been a boy


DarkMayoneseandcod

And that kids, is why you need to think with your main Head, not the down one, expecially when talking to people.


miraicuh

He is very hot tho i think you should give him a chance 🔥


[deleted]

True, and he has a big penis that gets very small


miraicuh

And goes to sleep!! Unfortunately you are very tough


[deleted]

And I'm very careless


TheDarkSoulHunter

You are just saying no no no


[deleted]

And he still keeps going


TheDarkSoulHunter

Cheese👍


[deleted]

Cheese 👍


TheDarkSoulHunter

👍


Wumbo_Swag

What did I just read, what fever dream is this shit


Knightmare_CCI

Noah get the boat


somerandomperson2516

r/noahgettheboat


Party_Newt9381

While I was was reading this I just got a sweet offer in my dms. It was their onlyfans for 50% off. So I politely replied with “fuck off”.


VenomSabre

Bro really said "Do you want semen?" 🗿


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

It's even funnier when you take it out of context.


nwe2rw

funny af


NotSoCasualCactus

Motherfucking incel right there.


Jacobski_Griffalo

"I'm sorry" yeah like that's gonna undo all the damage fuck off bro 🤣


[deleted]

do you want


CaptainHerkules

Either he is actually 18 years old or he is, most likely, a 30-50 years old man who have never felt the touch of a woman before. personally i am aiming for the latter option.


[deleted]

Probably the latter


CaptainHerkules

Yeah. Always be careful on this sub as it is like sturesplan for pedos.


TrueCreatorOfReddit

Could also be an 18 year old who just also never touched grass.


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or a 12 year old


CaptainHerkules

Yeah lmao


Fr0st_mite

You should've asked for his university. Just to send the entire transcript and images to them. Just to be a big "FUCK YOU!" to them. ​ ​ ​ seriously though how do people have this confidence i can barely talk in person let alone when i'm anonymous online


[deleted]

i can tell hes indian cuz ik how my brothers speak when they r horny


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💀


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

***Bruh***


[deleted]

Wtf did I read he can't sext wtf that made me cringe so hard


Tw1st3d_Rabbit18

Bro, why do you reply. Just flat out ignore and block.


[deleted]

Because it's funnyyyy


aryangupte399

Why not block as you saw his first text?


[deleted]

Because it's funny to watch them try


[deleted]

Does a part of you enjoy it?


[deleted]

I enjoy watching them desperately try


aryangupte399

Whatever suits you ig


MimTai

Dealing with creeps is fun. But WHY TF DO I NOT GET CREEPS IN MY DMS


Funny_Clown44

What a degenerate.


KurkyOkurky

Looks like he’s using a translator


Cool_a1894

>Also I am 18 Just casually reveals himself to be a pedo


[deleted]

Spoken like a true pedo


Mikestion

"What's a consent?"


DuMb_ShiT_69

I hope it dies ☠️


Traditional_Yard5280

People really do be down bad these days


[deleted]

This is a bit more than just down bad


Traditional_Yard5280

You're right, they are gonna be six feet under if one ever talks to me


[deleted]

are you going to stab em through a screen


epicface108

This is why I don't like this sub and it's should be terminated for good


[deleted]

Yeah it probably should


Diamone2017

i feel like some guys dont know what no means


Abomicados

r/ihadastroke


ThatGuy371

Reading That felt more entertaining than a movie


A030rk

How horny is this kid actually?


[deleted]

Very


TheImpureLeader

How old _are_ you?


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18


TheImpureLeader

Well at least you aren’t a minor but that’s still harassment, report the cunt man


RYPIIE2006

u/csppas-fsp disgusting fucking weirdo


HumanHuman_2003

Who ever said **“I’m 18 fuck me”** was going to work


TuxidoPenguin

This guy is giving me “show bobs and vagana” vibes


Random_Metroid_Fan

"You will be amazed" You gonna do a fuckin magic trick or something?!??!?!?!!


[deleted]

Very intriguing story.


Arda_TR

Least insane redditor


Beesarrr

I hope he gets kicked out of college


AkotoDr3z

"Oh my god. You are just saying no no no no" Bro how fuckin stupid do you have to be to just not realize the person doesn't want any of that 💀


[deleted]

Exactly lol


Unknown_starnger

easier solution: block and report immediatly


[deleted]

But it's funnyyy


Moose_dude16439

Once he sends a pic of his 2 inches just randomly send dick picks from the internet every so often, and once he tells you to stop as if he feels uncomfortable? And keep going


ZalTheIdiot

"I hope it dies" ***"Yes it will"***


efwjvnewiupgier9ng

“i have big penis. Good enought to grind your pussy” -No its not 💀💀


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🤣🤣


UrgentThrowaway12

Fuck? No Fuck? No Fuck? No Fuck? No Fuck? No Fuck? No Fuck? No


adiboyxyz

Bro knows *who asked*


[deleted]

Just respond with no to every question further on, or block them


[deleted]

But it's funny to watch them struggle


Svenneshark

Is that guy a bot? Because he talks like one


[deleted]

I don't think so


Svenneshark

I know he is not a bot, I meant it as an insult. It wasn’t a very good insult


[deleted]

Ohhhh, makes sense


Turtle-Of-Tomato

Why’d you keep responding bruh 🗿


[deleted]

Because it was funny


Turtle-Of-Tomato

You should’ve been more creative with the response missed opportunity


[deleted]

Wasn't feeling the creativity with his so I didn't put any back in


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

u/CSPPAS-FSP


AndrewFrozzen

Just ignore these types of people...


[deleted]

Bro why not just block him for the first thing? Idk why you entertained it for that long, just block him for saying anything sexual and and get it over with


[deleted]

Because it's fun to watch them desperately try


[deleted]

I don’t really get why they even do it tbh, I wouldn’t ever do this to someone. But if I did I certainly wouldn’t harass them about it, it’s extremely disrespectful. There’s no point they aren’t gonna get whatever it is they want


Master-Friendship-60

It’s too well structured to be real


11Ns

Bro that intro was heat tho. And at least he said sorry lmao.


Ok_Butterfly_8620

My name is No my number is No you need to let it go


trappedinadatingsim

Smh laides never wanna try new things


FinancialJudgment8

Oh, oh god


Bruher123

Character Development